Shirase, the leader of the Yokohama Supernatural Group

With the title of the magical boy who can be bought and sold by force, I obtained the Rain Card and her good sister, the Wind Card, and successfully completed the achievement of being able to call the wind and rain as long as I raised my hand (crossed out).

For example, at this moment, this pair of cards comes in handy.

The two of them worked together to extinguish the endless flames that were growing like weeds at a crazy growth rate.

I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.Fortunately, I was resourceful and picked a hidden corner early in the morning, and successfully recited the curse of shame without anyone bumping into me.

"..."

I seem to hear someone say six points.

And a sweet compliment from... who shouldn't be there.

"Hmm, Shirase-chan is unexpectedly cute today."

I can't help but follow the sound.

Good guy.This is not a magical boy secretly saving the world, but a large-scale social death scene of a magical boy.

The co-authored onlookers included not only the coffee jelly lovers I met in the maid coffee shop last time, but also Osamu Dazai who appeared unexpectedly.

The latter actually raised the camera in his hand high, and tried to claim credit for me with a smile on his face, "I recorded the battle scene of Shirase-chan."

oh.Does it refer to the whole process of me riding a broom in the air and participating in the scene of defeating the perpetrator Huo Ling, and then hiding in the corner and chanting the magic spell expressionlessly?

Dazai Osamu, who understood my hidden meaning from my straight gaze, nodded, and the corner of his mouth, which was exposed by the bandages and was disgusted, was raised.

"Yes, that's right." Dazai Osamu's smile widened, and he continued to add in a tone where his lively energy was useless, "Fortunately, I didn't miss Shirase-chan's first battle."

Satisfied, Osamu Dazai looked down at the video.

He even kindly provided me with the loudspeaker.

I couldn't help but took a deep breath, trying to drive away the hideous expression from my face, but unfortunately, I failed.I had no choice but to angrily carry the flying mount——Broom Lord, and come to kill him.

"Congratulations on getting the must-have butchering package produced by Shirase."

"My dear platinum user, Mr. Dazai, do you want to choose to be beaten now, or now, or choose to extend the package period and extend the time of beating to tomorrow?" I politely threw out the options and asked Dazai to choose one.

Like a frightened rabbit, Osamu Dazai hid in a green school uniform＊Can speak without opening his mouth, he seems to be proficient in ventriloquism＊Loves coffee jelly＊He leaned out tremblingly from behind the male high school students Small, pitiful and helpless head.

He probably relied on someone to protect him, and refused me very loudly, "I don't even want it."

Unexpectedly, the golden thigh that Osamu Dazai was relying on moved slowly tactically to the left, completely exposing Osamu Dazai under my eyes.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Should.deserve it.

"Kusuo-kun is really too much." Dazai Osamu grumbled and complained, such words as crossing a river and tearing down a bridge.

The male high school student who was cue ignored Dazai Osamu's soft coquettish(?) without changing his face, and said solemnly, "Please call me Saiki."

Osamu Dazai choked, "The deal hasn't been completed yet. Saiki-kun is so indifferent, it really breaks my heart."

Let me just say, Dazai Osamu is a magical person who talks a lot to everyone. Look, there is another new victim who has been harassed by his words and words.

The pace that Saiki Kusuo originally moved away was caught up by Osamu Dazai on his own initiative.

Just when the other party was about to say goodbye and leave, Dazai Osamu touched the corner of Saiki Kusuo's clothes inconspicuously.

As a result, the latter used the ventriloquist mode and switched to speaking with his mouth open.

He said.

"About the book..." Saiki Kusuo paused, he glanced at me with a vague expression, and then set his eyes on Osamu Dazai's evil claws.

Saiki Kusuo calmly said the closing words of the omnipotent evasion, "I'll talk about it later." Before leaving, he glanced at me again, thoughtfully adopted the supernatural ability that seemed to be teleportation, and disappeared completely.

I pointed and laughed at Osamu Dazai, "You seem to scare people away, don't you?"

Osamu Dazai spread his hands indifferently, and accepted my statement indifferently, "Shirase said yes, then it should be."

Thanks to Saiki Kusuo, I have forgotten the word "dazai" so much that I even plan to invite him to have a supper.Of course it was my treat, and he paid for it.

Fighting all over the sky is very energy-consuming. At this time, I finally understood Zhongye's empathy. No wonder Zhongye Zaizai eats more every time he flies, lifts his legs, and splits.

I casually brought up the [book] that had just caught my attention.

"What? You've published a book?" I asked Osamu Dazai with great interest.

The latter dragged out the word "ah" in an unclear manner, "Guess what, Shirase."

I let go of Osamu Dazai, who was obviously avoiding talking about it. Just as I was about to talk about the food of which shop, he turned back to the topic by himself.

"If Shirase were the person in the book, what kind of person do you think you would be?"

book people.I was intrigued by Osamu Dazai's novel statement.

However, what he asked was the original owner who died of illness, or me, the later impostor.

I hesitated for a while, and gave the answer, "Probably not a positive person."

Although I don't intend to be a good person in the future.I want to be a villain, a villain who can't be cleaned up.

Osamu Dazai chuckled, "As expected of Shirase."

I was completely confused by the sudden praise of Osamu Dazai.

Wait, I found my blind spot and stared at Osamu Dazai with suspicion.

"You didn't secretly write me in your work, did you?" I firmly believed in the thought that flashed through my mind, and the more I said it, the more I felt it was something the other party could do, "And I still villain?"

"Even if I write it or not, isn't Shirase admitting his identity as a villain?" Osamu Dazai argued innocently.

I knew him as a dog, the dog's mouth was full of ivory.

Osamu Dazai heard my involuntary spit, and suggested friendlyly, "Shirase spit it out for me to demonstrate?"

Congratulations to Osamu Dazai for scoring twice, which inspired my Dazai spree.

Just when my fist was about to move, I exuded a dangerous aura and was ready to kill. Seeing this, Osamu Dazai felt something was wrong and tried to run away.

I chase.

He panicked(?) fell straight from the roof, and fell into the river with a splash.

I always feel that the other party leans back and opens his arms, as if it has been prepared for a long time.Strange thoughts came to my mind.

I followed Lu Dazai and jumped off the bridge (crossed out).

The moment I dragged people up from the cold swishing river, I was confused.What do you think I am drawing?If you bully someone hard, he will dive into the water, so I have to save him after all?

Wait a minute, this account is getting more and more wrong.I'm at a loss.