Shirase, the leader of the Yokohama Supernatural Group

Chuya's schedule during the day was so full that he couldn't spare any free time, so he switched to dispatching at night to capture my movements.

Like now.I was in the house reading the sleep book English textbook with relish, and Nakaya decisively pushed the door in from the outside.

"Shirase." Nakaya called my name excitedly like a chick waiting for his parents to come back to feed, and he complained to me with a little dissatisfaction, "I haven't seen Shirase who is elusive recently."

Zhongye's bad mood came and went quickly.In the blink of an eye, Chuya had jumped to another topic.He began to report to me the recent results of the battle——

"As long as I play, I will kill every single enemy." Chuya's eyes shone brightly.

I moved my eyes away from the book in relief, and looked up at Zhong Ye.

Scenes of wonderful battle scenes about Zhongye slowly unfolded in my mind.

Chuya, who was in the ruins with his hands in his pockets, his back facing the dusky sunset, stepped on the half-dead unknown enemy.His petite body covered the evening afterglow that filled the sky.

The young boy who was full of vigor showed a contented smile after a hearty battle, which burned many sneaky eyes on him.

I stood at the hidden and best viewing point of the audience, looked away unhurriedly, and softly asked Osamu Dazai, who specially invited me to enjoy the scenery at the time of encountering magic, "Take me to see the so-called scenery on purpose. Is it Zhongye?"

"No." Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai denied it, wagging his fingers.

Osamu Dazai smiled and explained, "It's just a coincidence that I ran into... the incoming sheep king."

I am indifferent to Osamu Dazai's careful wording.Instead of worrying about Zhongye's prefix name, I might as well think about my next script.

Cheers and applause for Zhongye came from below.The lambs who had been hiding behind came out from every corner, squeezed to Zhongye's side with ease, and praised him.

"Zhong Ye just kicked the opponent over with that kick, which caught him off guard for half a minute."

I have to say that Zhongye's pants are still a bit tough.Even though the highly flexible Nakaya moves violently, it still lives on Nakaya's body unscathed and obediently.

The flock of sheep, who were planning to go away gradually, also turned their heads in the C position who was surrounded by stars, and seemed to be trying to meet my eyes.

In the blink of an eye, Osamu Dazai pulled me down.The half of my lips that I was going to speak smacked against his neck, leaving a conspicuous tooth mark on it.

It is rare that Osamu Dazai canceled his perennial monthly bandage-ridden package today, and my traces of him exist vividly.

"What's there to dodge?" I changed the subject unnaturally as if diverting my attention, and said in a low, uncomfortable voice, "If you are discovered, you will be discovered."

What's more, the place that Dazai Osamu specially found is extremely obscure from bottom to top.

I quickly got up from Dazai Osamu's arms.The latter seemed to be glued to the ground and did not move for a long time.

"Are you greedy for the coolness on the ground?" I held out my helping hand to Osamu Dazai.Strangely, the latter showed a subtle expression.

He raised his head aggrievedly and told me the truth about being unable to move, "It's twisted."

no?Osamu Dazai, who was free to twist himself into a twist in front of me yesterday, sprained himself today?I pondered the difficult expression on his face, I couldn't see the falsehood, it was probably true.

Osamu Dazai took my hand and rested its full weight on me.

When he was about to fall again, I reached out and wrapped my arms around his waist.The words shriveled bean sprouts figure consciously jumped into my mind.

I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, it's still good.Small but with strong abs(?).

"Go back and urge Chuya to eat more." I turned my attention to the irrelevant Chuya, and got resistance from the weak and helpless Osamu Dazai, "Shirase, shouldn't you care about me at a time like this?"

I do not.

People of character are never at the mercy of others.

"I figured it out." Dazai Osamu said quietly, "It's like when my girlfriend said she vomited after eating bitter melon, and her boyfriend asked her if the bitter melon was so bad? It's like talking to a duck."

I understand the reasoning, and I understand the example given by Osamu Dazai.

The problem is that he is not mine.Why should I care about him?no need.

I nodded thoughtfully to express my opinion, "Bitter melon is really not bad to eat."

Osamu Dazai leaned towards me more actively with his eyes blank.

"Can you still get up and walk back by yourself?" I asked hesitantly.Judging by the severity of the other party's sprain, I suspect that Osamu Dazai will sit here alone until dawn when the normal mode of going home is activated.

"If you don't walk back by yourself, is it possible that Shirase will carry me back?" Osamu Dazai's rhetorical question blocked the words that I had blurted out completely back in my throat.

When he said that, I couldn't answer.

After thinking about it, the kindness (?) the other party gave me caused him to be injured.

I suggested awkwardly, "Let's go, I'll help you go home."

Osamu Dazai immediately put away his little expression of reluctance, like a cat that has been groomed successfully being brought back to his home by me.

Dr. Sen was already home from get off work, chasing Alice all over the room in a small foreign dress.Until we entered the door, the former was transformed into a reliable young man who looked like a human being.

"It's Shirase and Dazai."

After a brief greeting, Dr. Mori stared at the fragile Osamu Dazai who was being supported by me. When his eyes swept over the tooth marks on Osamu Dazai's neck, he stayed there for a long time.

"You..." Dr. Sen uttered two words and then closed the microphone in silence.

Alice, who was far away from Dr. Desen, couldn't help walking towards us, and she muttered, "No wonder."

"No wonder Dazai put on perfume on purpose before going out."

I couldn't help but put forward a new thought, "Are you sure he was wearing the perfume instead of eating it?" In terms of Dazai Osamu's strange behavior, I don't think it's surprising that he ate the perfume bottle raw.

Alice blinked her big curious eyes quickly, "So, has Shirase tried it?"

Wait, why do I feel that the direction of the development of the topic gradually deviates to alien planets?

"What have I tasted?" I asked slowly with a confused face, apparently unresponsive.

Alice smiled and said ambiguously, "The smell of perfume."

I refuted the other party's words as a matter of course, "No. I'm not Dazai...'s patient, why would I taste the perfume out of my mind?" Alice became silent involuntarily due to my well-founded logical analysis ability.

"Shirose, just play dumb." Alice withdrew her attention from me arrogantly, and turned to tease Dr. Mori enthusiastically, and began to instruct him to circle around her.

I couldn't refute Alice's words.I can't admit that I am really stupid instead of fake stupid?

From playing with his beloved daughter Alice, Dr. Mori took time to instruct me, pointed to the conspicuous medicine box on the table, and said to me. "The ointment is in the medicine box, please remember to apply it for Dazai."

etc?All of us have brought his dear son back safely.Shouldn't I just slip away next time?Why do you still tell me to prescribe medicine for Dazai?

"You did it." Osamu Dazai muttered to me aggrieved in a low voice, with a pitiful expression on his face.It seems that I am not responsible for him, a scumbag who just gets over it when he is happy.

Osamu Dazai's follow-up remarks attempted to hammer me to death on the list of scumbags (?), unable to struggle, "It was Shirase who made me like this."

Excuse me now that I say that I am not me without him talking nonsense, will anyone still believe me?

Alice and Dr. Sen stopped chasing and became melon eaters.

I picked up the medicine box with a blank expression, "You shut up." Although Osamu Dazai's words sounded right at first glance, it was not surprising that they were in line with the truth.

Before I knew it, I was walking towards his room with ease.As a result, after waiting for the footsteps behind him for a long time, he didn't hear them.I had to look back to find the lost Osamu Dazai.

The latter sat on the floor at some point, raised his head pitifully and said to me suspiciously like a baby——

"I can't walk. I need help."

Touch porcelain?If I hadn't considered the reason of being in the other party's house, I would have hardened my fist and let it tell Dazai Osamu the charm of folding characters, such as what it means to smash the other's dog's head with a small fist.

Out of intuitive considerations, I took a deep breath to suppress the urge to slaughter, and instead lifted him whole into the room.

Congratulations for unlocking the one-handed slaughter achievement.

Although it is said to be carrying Osamu Dazai, it is actually half-carrying and half-dragging, just like dragging a sack.

I put Osamu Dazai in the state of salted fish on the bed and turned him over so that his back was facing me.I put the medicine box under his eyelids, and signaled him to do it himself, so that he would have enough food and clothing.

Osamu Dazai grabbed my sleeve as I was about to exit.

"Shirase." Osamu Dazai's soft voice stopped me from trying to push his hand away.He was concentrating on what he would say next.

I waited patiently for half a day to get the air that filled the room.

"..." I can't bear it anymore and don't need to bear it anymore.To tell you the truth, I plan to do something to Osamu Dazai, which naturally refers to killing activities, let him waste my precious time every day.

"Don't think I'm afraid to hit you in front of Dr. Sen." I shook my fist and warned with kind eyes.

Although at this stage I really won't beat his adopted son in front of my future boss's face, it doesn't mean that I will swallow my anger and pretend nothing happened.I will choose to come to Yin.

If Osamu Dazai was beaten in a sack while walking on the street, no need to ask, it must be me.

Osamu Dazai responded indifferently with a smile, and even said in a vague way, "Even if you hit me in the face of Dr. Mori, nothing will happen."

"Better, kill me with one blow."

"You can also use the knife he gave you."

"Please be sure to hit me hard and fast." Osamu Dazai pointed to his heart.

Osamu Dazai continued to murmur non-stop, "If it stops, I'll be cold."

I couldn't help interrupting Osamu Dazai's whimsy, "Where are your body bandages?" Looking around, I found a large number of bandages in the corner.

"Tell me, do you want a bandage tied into a bow? I'm happy to help you." I picked up the bandage and tried to forcefully shut off Osamu Dazai's chattering trumpet mouth.

The latter shook his head, and even asked me, "Shirose, do you know? There are many ways to shut me down. Why did you choose the one I don't like the most?"

I cooperated with Osamu Dazai angrily, "Tell me, what else can I do?" I asked Osamu Dazai in a soft tone as I popped the tight bandage with a crisp sound.

"Yes. For example." Osamu Dazai propped himself up, shyly said outrageous words.

"kiss."

I was so scared that I dropped the bandage and my goosebumps all over the place.Something is wrong with him.I quickly pretended that I am noble, men have no chance. jpg to reject Osamu Dazai's prank.

A successful smile appeared on the latter's face, and he burst out laughing loudly.

I threw the bandage on Osamu Dazai's bed, and chose to run away without the courage to see my own stupid ending.