Pick up a boss as a pet

Chapter 11 The Man Who Gossips With His Life

Yan Jimeng almost fell over!

He is obviously so weak, how can he still have the strength to gossip!This is really a man who is gossiping with his life!

Yan Jimeng was in awe of the little senior brother immediately, and explained: "This is not my son..."

A Wang lay in his arms, a little surprised and hurt and said: "Father... am I not your son?"

Yan Jimeng: "..."

The little brother snorted, looked at Yan Jimeng with contempt, closed his eyes and meditated.

Yan Jimeng really couldn't help it. He didn't listen to the explanation when he saw his junior brother, and he had a strong brain, so he didn't know what to say.He glanced at A Wang in his arms, put him aside, took off his clothes and wrapped them around him.Ah Wang was wearing clothes, sniffing left and right, and said with a smile: "Father smells so strange."

Yan Jimeng: "..." I haven't showered all night, and my body is full of blood and sweat. Of course it smells strange!

Ah Wang stood up unsteadily, Yan Jimeng hurriedly asked, "What do you want to do?"

"Want to shush."

Yan Jimeng blushed, and it was not easy to follow, so he let him go to the side by himself.Unexpectedly, after taking two steps, Ah Wang fell to the ground. It was obvious that he had just become a human and was not used to it.

Yan Jimeng hurriedly supported him to the bottom of the tree, Ah Wang raised his crotch with his small hands, raised a chubby leg, and booed at the tree while standing.No matter how you look at his movements, he looks like a dog...

Seeing that he had finished urinating, Yan Jimeng picked him up, kissed him on the cheek, and said, "Ah Wang, from now on, you can just stand and shush, you don't need to lift your legs."

Ah Wang nodded obediently and said, "Okay." He leaned forward and stuck out his tongue to lick Yan Jimeng's face passionately, just like when he was a puppy.Yan Jimeng gave him a gloomy look, knowing that there was still a lot to teach Ah Wang.

I don't know what happened to Jun Buzhou. He was injured alone. Although he took medicine, he was afraid that there would be a risk of recurrence.Yan Jimeng looked up at the sky and found that it was already dawn.

The little brother regained his energy, stood up and followed Yan Jimeng and walked towards the Huanshan faction. Before he had gone far, he saw someone from the Huanshan faction also looking for him.Apparently the little brother didn't return all night, the head was worried and sent someone out to look for it.

Yan Jimeng returned to her yard, and immediately strode into the house, but there was no one on the bed.

Yan Jimeng was in a cold sweat.

How about you?

Ah Wang jumped down from his arms, sniffed left and right, squatted down and looked under the bed.

Yan Jimeng also bent down and looked at the bottom of the bed, Jun Buzhou was lying there sleeping soundly.Seemingly aware of the two of them, he woke up, opened his eyes, saw Yan Jimeng, yawned and asked, "Where did you go last night?"

Yan Jimeng reached out to hug him out, and said, "Last night, I lost my way in the forbidden area of ​​Mount Huan. Why did you sleep under the bed?"

"The head of the sect sent someone to look for you. I was afraid of being discovered, so I hid below."

Yan Jimeng patted Jun Buzhou's head, and then looked at his face. He felt that this guy's health was much better, and the medicine given by the second senior brother really worked.

Jun Buzhou sat on the bed, rubbed his eyes with his small fists, looked at Ah Wang, and asked doubtfully, "Who are you?"

"This is your brother, Ah Wang."

Ah Wang stood aside, looked up at Jun Buzhou, with a docile face, and said in a childlike voice, "Brother Ah Miao!"

Jun Buzhou shivered immediately, frowned and said, "You actually turned into a human... I knew it was unusual..."

Yan Jimeng didn't have to go to work today, so she planned to take a good bath.He boiled water, poured it into the big tub, hugged Jun Buzhou on the bed, and entered the tub together.

Jun Buzhou was so ashamed and angry that he grabbed the edge of the tub and turned his back to Yan Jimeng.Ah Wang stood aside, looking at Yan Jimeng with bright eyes, as if he wanted to take a bath too.

Yan Jimeng saw that the bathtub was quite big, and it would be okay to put another doll in it, so he stretched out his arms and hugged Ah Wang and came in together, scrubbing his body with a towel.

Ah Wang splashed the water with his hands in the water, splashing water all over the heads and faces of the three of them.Yan Jimeng didn't think he was naughty either, so she raised her hand and wiped Jun Buzhou's hair with a towel.Ah Wang shook his head vigorously, shaking all the water out.

He splashed twice in the bathtub, swam to Yan Jimeng's side, put his arms around Yan Jimeng's neck and hung on his body, raised his face and stuck out his tongue to lick his face.He only sticks out a short part of his tongue, flipping it up and down quickly on Yan Jimeng's face, while making the sound of Ulu Ulu.

Yan Jimeng's face was itchy because of his licking, and she couldn't help laughing. She turned her head and kissed A Wang's face. A Wang was a little embarrassed, and smiled shyly with a blushing face.

Jun Buzhou was holding on to the tub all the time, now he turned his head to look at them, snorted disdainfully, then turned his head away again.

Yan Jimeng thought for a while, hugged Jun Buzhou, and kissed him hard.

Jun Buzhou wiped his face vigorously in disgust, but the tips of his ears turned red.

At this time, Yan Jimeng suddenly remembered that he had finished the main task of saving the pet, and Jun Buzhou was fine now.He summoned the panel, glanced at his experience points, and found that after exchanging the Gathering Sword and deducting more than 100 experience points, he had actually upgraded, and he was now level 2.

It seems that the main task gives a lot of experience.

It's just blocked by the system, and I can't enter the system space temporarily.

Yan Jimeng retracted the panel and saw that the bath was almost done, so she wiped it with a towel, got up and put on her clothes, and carried the two children out again.

If you don't have good luck, you will do it on your body.Yan Jimeng picked up Ah Wang and basked in the sun in the yard outside.Ah Wang shook his head, shaking all the water droplets from his hair.

But he looks like a puppy shaking its fur no matter how you look at it.

Yan Jimeng thought that little Ah Wang was not very good at walking, so she took his hand, let his little feet step on her instep, and supported him to walk face to face.

As expected of a divine beast, Ah Wang was able to walk away by himself after learning for a while.Although there are still some stumbles, it is not likely to fall.

At this moment, Ah Wang staggered into the room, and came out after a while, holding the frisbee in his hand, looking at Yan Jimeng expectantly, and said, "Father, are you here to play frisbee throwing?"

Yan Jimeng: "..."

Ah Wang looked expectant, Yan Jimeng couldn't refuse, so he could only play with him in the yard.Yan Jimeng threw the frisbee, and Ah Wang happily ran forward, jumped hard, and opened his mouth to catch the frisbee.

At this time, the courtyard door was suddenly pushed open, and the little brother stood at the door, looking at Ah Wang in surprise, and then at Yan Jimeng, pointing at him with trembling fingers: "You actually played this with him...you actually My own child is raised as a dog..."

Yan Jimeng: "..."

He wanted to cry without tears!It's Ah Wang who wants to play. Don't blame me!At this time, Ah Wang took the frisbee, staggered back to Yan Jimeng's side, and hugged his leg.

Yan Jimeng put away the frisbee, looked at the little senior brother and asked, "Why are you here, and you don't have a good rest?"

The little brother snorted and said: "My father wants to ask you something about what happened last night in the forbidden area of ​​Mount Huan."

Yan Jimeng patted Ah Wang's head and told him to take a good look at the house, then followed the little senior brother away.

The little brother thought he was walking slowly, so he summoned the flying sword and asked people to sit on it and walk forward with the sword.Seeing that he didn't use paper cranes to guide the way, Yan Jimeng couldn't help asking a little nervously: "Why didn't he use paper cranes to guide the way?"

The little senior brother seemed to have been insulted, turned his head and said angrily: "I can walk this way, and I won't be so idiot."

Yan Jimeng: "I really can't tell."

Junior brother: "..."

The little brother yelled angrily: "Get down!" Then he turned around and kicked Yan Jimeng, kicked him off the flying sword, turned around and ran away with Yujian.

Yan Jimeng rubbed her butt, then limped helplessly towards the inner door.

After entering the inner hall, Yan Jimeng stepped into the door, and saw more than ten people in the hall, the one sitting at the top was the head of Huanshan sect, the father of little brother Qingyue.There are two people sitting beside the sect leader, they seem to be the two uncles of the Huanshan sect.The rest of the dozen or so people should be the inner sect brothers of the Huanshan sect, and the younger brothers are naturally among them.

Seeing Yan Jimeng limping in, he snorted and turned his face away, still looking angry.

Seeing Yan Jimeng's appearance, the head sect couldn't help frowning slightly. Yan Jimeng looked really embarrassed. Since entering the hall, he had been looking at the second senior brother with burning eyes.

He frowned slightly and asked, "You are Yan Jimeng? Why do you look like this? Didn't you order someone to pick you up? Why did you come here?"

Only then did Yan Jimeng look away reluctantly from the second senior brother, looked at the master, saluted, and said, "I wanted to come sooner, but the horse didn't let me ride, and I was kicked by the kick." I kicked, so I came late."

As soon as he said this, the little brother's face turned black immediately, and he blurted out: "Who won't let you ride?!"

Head: "..."

Everyone couldn't help but turn their eyes on the little senior brother.

The little brother's face turned from black to red again, and he shouted: "Who wants you to ride?!"

Everyone: "..."

The sect master's expression became more and more displeased, he looked at the little senior brother, and said, "Qingyue..."

The little senior brother was so ashamed and angry, and seeing his father's face changed, he was scared, so he simply yelled: "My head hurts!" Then he fell down with a thud, and fell on the ground in a big character shape, pretending to be dead.

Yan Jimeng: "..."

He was really a little speechless, looked at the crowd around the audience, but saw that those people seemed to be surprised, so he guessed that this little brother probably used this trick to fool people.

The headmaster shook his head and sighed, turned his gaze back to Yan Jimeng, and said, "Forget it, I called you here today because I have something to ask you. You went to the forbidden area in the back mountain with Qingyue yesterday. I know what Qingyue is capable of. As for You are just a disciple who just started practicing Qi, how did you escape from the dangerous forbidden area?"

Yan Jimeng's heart twitched. The head of the secret channel must have sent someone to the forbidden area and seen the scene. Now that he asked this question, he might have seen something.But he also knew that he had something systematic about him, so he shouldn't talk about it casually, so he said with a vague smile, "I'm lucky because I've been honored by my little senior brother."

The headmaster let out an oh, turned his palm over, and a piece of talisman paper appeared, and asked, "What about this one, is it also luck?"

Yan Jimeng's scalp is numb, but he has always been clever and eccentric. When he confronted Hengye of the Liushan faction on the Two Fingers Peak of the Star Picking Sect, he dared to dig a hole in his words to make people jump. How could he be caught at this time? pigtails.He opened his mouth and said: "This thing is the Gathering Spirit Sword. I planted the elixir for the Star Picking Sect back then, and the Star Picking Sect gave it to me as a reward. However, this thing can only be used for this purpose. If the situation was not critical yesterday, I’m also reluctant to use it.”

When the headmaster heard the name of the Star Picking Sect, he glanced at the two uncles on the left and right.The head of the Star Picking Sect, Bingjie, and the fact that Two Fingers was taken away by the Liushan Sect, they have also heard about it. At this time, this kid is talking about the Star Picking Sect, and they can't find anyone to prove it. People know what he said is true or false.

Dead without proof.

But it is not easy for an ordinary outer disciple to have such a thing as the Spirit Gathering Sword.

The head of the sect turned his heart a few times, and said: "Yesterday you and Qingyue were in danger, and you were able to get out of the predicament. It can be seen that Fulu is deep, and you have saved Qingyue's life. How about it, I will take you in." How about being an inner disciple?"

To accept Yan Jimeng as an inner disciple, it is natural to put him under the eyelids and watch him, to prevent this little loach from making any big waves.

Yan Jimeng knew that the sect master was suspicious of him, but she couldn't refuse, so she could only smile and said, "My disciple thanks the sect master!"

The master nodded and said: "Okay, from today onwards, you will be my fourth apprentice, ranking fourteenth among the disciples in the inner sect. From now on, you must get along well with the senior brothers. If there is anything you don't understand, feel free to go to Ask big brother."

Then another person brought tea, and asked Yan Jimeng to pay respects to his teacher, offered tea and kowtowed, and then he was admitted into the inner sect.

After everyone in the hall dispersed, the little brother got up from the ground, patted his clothes, and strode out the door.Yan Jimeng hadn't gone far, when the little senior brother saw him, he walked up in three steps and said, "Qingyan!"

When Yan Jimeng heard the name, she couldn't help but tremble, she turned to look at her junior brother, and said with a smile, "What's your order?"

The little senior brother put his hands behind his back, pretending to be a boss, and proudly said: "From now on, you will be my junior brother. You must listen to me and respect me obediently, do you understand?"

Yan Jimeng smiled and said: "Of course." He then showed an unspeakable complacency on his face, and said: "It's unexpected that I can be a master with the second senior brother. It's really fate..."

As soon as he mentioned the second senior brother, the little senior brother suddenly thought of something, yelled, and said: "I still have something to say to the second senior brother!"

"what's up?"

"You're on two boats, you already have a child with someone else, and you want to eat swan meat to provoke my second senior brother!" Qingyue snorted, turned around and walked towards the second senior brother's yard.

Yan Jimeng was frightened by him and shouted: "Little brother, you misunderstood!"

The little senior brother ignored him, and just walked towards the second senior brother's yard. Yan Jimeng chased after him bitterly and shouted: "Little senior brother! You misunderstood! Listen to my explanation!" He didn't look back either. , obviously couldn't wait to tell the second senior brother the big gossip "Yan Jimeng had a baby with someone else!"

People passing by saw Yan Jimeng yelling constantly: "Little senior brother, you misunderstood! Don't go to the second senior brother!", and seeing the little senior brother walk outside the wall of the second senior brother's courtyard without turning his head, they couldn't help showing doubts , looked at the two people in puzzlement.

The little senior brother raised his hand and knocked on the courtyard door, shouting: "Second senior brother, open the door! I have something to tell you!" Yan Jimeng was sweating profusely, grabbed his hand and said, "Little senior brother! Are you really Misunderstood!"

Among the surrounding audience, suddenly there was a person who didn't know whether he had taken some wrong medicine or lost his mind, and suddenly said in a low voice: "Hey! Could it be: the new lover challenged the old lover, and the second lady came to smash the eldest lady's door?!"

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