Niaoyuhuaxiang Dating Agency

Yan Xi started his life as a boss, and at first he found it very interesting.He used to be paid for drinking, but now he can drink as much as he wants every night, for free.

But Yan Xi is not a person who can sit still. Although he likes the bar, but he is asked to guard it every day, and he gradually becomes bored.

And his manager is simply a decathlon, he is just a hands-off shopkeeper, if he doesn't need to do anything, he will be more and more boring.But he felt that even being a boss was his profession, and at least he had to carry it out to the end, so he endured it and sat in the bar as a display.

He only came back every morning. Several times he met Aunt Qiao who was doing morning exercises, and he was so scared that he ran away after saying hello. Once he couldn't escape and was caught.

"Xiaoxi, have you been on night shift lately? Why do you always come back in the morning?" Aunt Qiao was worried.

Yan Xi laughed dryly and said, "Yes, I changed jobs and need to work the night shift."

"What kind of job do you have to work night shift, how dangerous it is."

"...It's the night shift. It's not dangerous. I won't return until dawn." Yan Xi really couldn't say that she worked in a bar, and Aunt Qiao would definitely ask which bar it was.

Aunt Qiao looked at Yan Xi lovingly and sympathetically, Yan Xi was trembling at the sight, and finally she approached and whispered: "Are you short of money recently, Auntie can lend you first, don't do bad things."

Yan Xi was very speechless, he really wanted to ask what is a "bad thing", but he didn't want to court death, so he said: "I really didn't do anything illegal, but I just went to work at night."

Aunt Qiao watched him for a long time, and then reluctantly did not continue to ask about work, but asked something else: "Last time you said how about going on a blind date?"

Yan Xi said casually: "Oh, it's not appropriate."

"Oh, blind dates can't be successful casually. You are especially suitable for finding an honest and reliable one. Would you like Aunt Qiao to introduce one for you?"

Yan Xi said quickly, "I don't want to go on a blind date for the time being, Auntie, I'm sleepy and I'm going back to sleep. Let's talk next time."

"Well, you run fast every time it comes to that."

"..." Yan Xi thought to himself that you knew it too.

After Yan Xi got home, he took a shower and threw himself into the bed, but in the middle of falling asleep, his phone rang.

"Fuck..." This is the result of forgetting to turn off the phone before going to bed. He got up and grabbed the phone angrily to see who was calling. Seeing the name on it, he froze for a moment.

He hesitated and pressed the call button: "Hello?"

"...Are you still sleeping?" Jiang Yunzhou's voice came.

Yan Xi fell back on the bed, closed her eyes, and said listlessly: "Yes, Mr. Jiang, you disturbed my sleep."

"Sorry, I thought eleven o'clock wouldn't affect you."

"What's the matter?" Yan Xi didn't bother to talk to him, and asked him the topic directly.

Jiang Yunzhou paused and said, "I heard that you became the boss, congratulations."

The news is really well-informed, but Jiang Yunzhou has helped Yan Xi get a bar license, so he must know the whole thing clearly.

So this type of person covering the sky with one hand is very annoying. Random kindness is easy for him, but he just doesn't say it, it's like giving alms, if other people would worship, but Yan Xi Feel hypocritical.

And Yan Xi never told him what he was going to do, but he just went to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, everything was under his control, and he couldn't escape his discernment, as long as he wanted to know, there was nothing he didn't know. It's the so-called top class of society.

It can help you, but it can also destroy you. If you spoil you now, you can turn around in the next second and treat you as garbage.

"Hmm..." Yan Xi thought annoyedly, lay on the bed, snorted, and almost fell asleep again as a reply.

At this moment, he suddenly heard Jiang Yunzhou's laughter.

He was jolted awake again.

He had never seen Jiang Yunzhou happy, although they didn't meet much.

But this time he clearly heard Jiang Yunzhou's laughter, which came low from the phone.

Yan Xi took the phone away from her ear, stared at it, put it back again, and asked into the microphone, "Why are you laughing?"

Hearing that, Jiang Yunzhou smiled and said, "I just imagined how you look when you're not awake, and I think it's very interesting."

Yan Xi glanced at his phone again.

What's this?flirt?Jiang Yunzhou's straight suit flashed across Yan Xi's mind, and he couldn't figure out what he looked like when he laughed.

In the end, it just boils down to your drinking too much.

"Come out and have a meeting, let's celebrate you becoming the boss." Jiang Yunzhou returned to his previous tone, sounding like he was saying to the secretary, "There will be a meeting later, help me prepare the materials".

"No." Yan Xi refused.

"why?"

"Because you disturbed my sleep." Yan Xi said naturally.

"Then I should come out and give me a chance to apologize." Jiang Yunzhou said.

Yan Xi listened to his rigid voice, the laughter just now must have been his hallucinations, he couldn't help but said: "Do you usually talk like you are negotiating with others?"

Jiang Yunzhou was silent for a while, and asked back: "Do I talk like I'm negotiating with someone?"

Yan Xi also smiled, and said, "No one around you dares to contradict you, right? So if they don't say anything, your words do have a bit of bossiness."

"Then I apologize again, and I will try my best to change it." Jiang Yunzhou said.

"Look, your words are in that tone again."

"..."

"About going out to meet." Yan Xi thought to himself, and it was really time to settle it, so he said, "I've turned black and white recently, I must be sleeping during the day, and going to the bar at night, just watch the time."

"Okay, don't disturb your sleep, you can catch up on another sleep."

"Although that's what I think, I don't need your advice."

"..." Jiang Yunzhou paused, as if he wanted to say something, but finally endured it and went back, saying, "Goodbye."

Yan Xi closed her eyes again, said: "Goodbye." and hung up the phone.

Yan Xi slept until sunset, and then he woke up. He washed up, rummaged through the refrigerator, and found something to cushion his stomach.

Anyway, there is a special boss meal in the store later.

Yan Xi went out cautiously, it was fine, he didn't run into Aunt Qiao again, he went to the garage to drive, and when he arrived at the bar, everyone was cleaning and preparing to open.

Yan Xi swayed around routinely, and then nestled upstairs into the boss's special room.

He ate something, waited for the bar to open, and when it was the busiest time, he ran downstairs to greet the guests, and then sat on the side, acting as a vase.

If something really happened, everyone would not go to him. The first reaction would be to go to the manager.

Another night passed like this, and when it was closing time, the employees gathered together, as if something was wrong.

Yan Xi walked over and took a look, isn't this the drunk buddy from last time?

He was still the same as last time, huddled in the corner of the sofa, sleeping soundly, this time he was wearing trousers and shirt, he finally looked like a salesman instead of a housewife.

Yan Xi turned his head and asked, "What did he order?"

The employee replied: "Probably a glass of dark beer?"

Yan Xi had nothing to say, he stepped forward to push the man, but he still didn't move.

Yan Xi waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let him sleep here."

The fruit wine I drank last time, and the beer I drank this time, should I improve at least?As a result, when Yan Xi arrived the next day, the guest was still lying on the sofa.

Yan Xi stared at the person who was sleeping soundly on the sofa in shock, feeling that the world is so wonderful, there are simply no surprises.

Yan Xi rubbed his forehead, called for ice again, and stuffed the man's neck, but the man jumped up and shouted: "What!"

Yan Xi sneered and said, "What? Did you feel yesterday once more?"

The man stared blankly at Yan Xi, blushing like last time: "I'm sorry...boss..."

This time, Yan Xi did not drive him away, but asked someone to make some tea for him. He sat there, drinking the teacup carefully, Yan Xi looked at him carefully, and asked: "You are so poor at drinking, why do you still come?" drink here?"

The man put down his teacup, smiled, and said, "I just want to have fun..."

"Entertainment?" Yan Xi sat across from him, stared at him for a long time, "If you can't even drink, you can imitate other people's entertainment? Are you here to entertain people?"

The man's face became even redder, and he murmured, "Isn't there a famous gay here..."

Yan Xi was taken aback for a moment, vaguely grasped a clue, then looked at the honest and ordinary guest in front of him, and blurted out some words: "Are you still a virgin?"

Yan Xi saw the man's expression and knew that he was right.

So Yan Xi knew what this person was thinking.

The innocent gay virgin wants to come to the bar to catch men and experience the first love.

But he has been here twice and ended up drunk, and obviously drunk is the most defenseless time, so many men who are looking for sex are waiting for this moment, but no one pays attention to him at all, he can only shrink in the Sleep on the sofa until the next day...

This is too sad...

As if knowing what Yan Xi was thinking, the virgin guest lowered his head.

"If you're looking for a one-night stand, it's better to go to a hot bar. It's the kind of bar that can dance. We have a half-clear bar here. Usually, acquaintances come to drink more, so the probability of an affair is low." Yan Xi He felt that in the face of such a poor guest, his irritability subsided, leaving him with a peaceful mind.

So he tried to persuade him with good intentions, but his guest just lowered his head as if he didn't hear it.

Yan Xi wanted to say more, but the guest suddenly said: "The person I like is married."

"Ah?" Yan Xi didn't react for a moment.

"He is my senior and has always taken care of me. I have secretly liked him for a long time, and he got married a few days ago..." the poor man said to himself.

"... When he got married, wouldn't it be the day you were drunk last time?" Yan Xi couldn't help asking.

The man's expression told him that he guessed right again.

"Oh my God." Yan Xiteng stood up, walked around, and said almost incredulously, "Gays who have a crush on straight men, are heartbroken because their crush got married, and then come to the bar to get drunk, hoping to indulge themselves through one-night stands. Oh my God, it's almost the end of the world now, and there's still such a clichéd plot!"

The man had already started to tremble slightly, his face was blushing, Yan Xi's words seemed to hit his self-esteem, he stood up, and said hastily: "Well, I'll go first, thank you, boss."

Yan Xi stopped him and stared at him, the man was so hair-stricken by his stare.

Older single young men, honest and ordinary without bright spots, poor drinking capacity seems to be family-oriented, virgins only know secret love, these elements add up...

Yan Xi suddenly gave a cold smile, but looked bright and charming, and said, "You are suitable for a blind date, not for a one-night stand at a bar."