Niaoyuhuaxiang Dating Agency

Three eyes for life

The first time Jiang Yunzhou met Yan Xi was when he was in his early twenties.

At that time, he lived in City B for a period of time, and happened to be Yan Xi's neighbor, and also happened to meet Yan Xi's father's death.

The Yan family claimed that Yan Xi's father died suddenly due to illness, but as far as Jiang Yunzhou heard the few words, the truth is much crueler.

But rich families are always inextricably linked. The Yan family set up a mourning hall, and Jiang Yunzhou followed an elder in the family to mourn.

At that time, Jiang Yunzhou saw Yan Xi.

In fact, it is difficult for anyone to ignore Yan Xi, not because he has an overly delicate appearance, but because he stands there, standing in front of his father's portrait, his whole aura is completely different from others.

Almost all of them wear real or fake mourning on their faces, expressing mourning for the dead and sympathy for the survivors.

But Yan Xi is not.

He stood there straight, expressionless, and the people around him were crying, but he didn't respond.

That feeling is not sluggish, but rather indifferent.The people in the room were crying, but he looked at it coldly.

Jiang Yunzhou expressed his condolences to the deceased and left.

Even though Yan Xi was very special at that time, it was hard for Jiang Yunzhou to have any thoughts about the boy who had only met once, until he met him for the second time.

It was autumn, and the fallen leaves fell one after another, but they were cleaned up in time by the cleaning staff. No matter how the seasons changed in this busy city, few people cared.

Jiang Yunzhou was walking on the road that day, everything was normal until he saw a boy running towards him.

The boy's coat was open, as if he had been in conflict with someone, his clothes and hair were a little messy.

He ran over in a hurry, but he wasn't being chased, and he didn't seem to be chasing something, but he seemed to be venting, his face full of anger.

Jiang Yunzhou remembered this face, when he was in his father's mourning hall, he had a cold face, but now he was full of anger, his eyes were like fire, and his cheeks were rosy because of anger and running.

Such a boy is completely different from the first time I saw him, fresh and beautiful.

Yan Xi passed by Jiang Yunzhou without stopping at all. Jiang Yunzhou turned around and saw him quickly disappearing from his field of vision.He turned his head and looked in the direction the boy came from. There was the Yan family's mansion there, as well as his own place in the city.

A few days later, Jiang Yunzhou heard that something happened to the Yan family, saying that the son-in-law smashed the Yan family's ancestral mansion and beat several relatives of the family, and then the Yan family's widow made a big fuss and took her son to the United States.

The mother and son, who lost the protection of their husband and father, seemed strong and unyielding.

Jiang Yunzhou guessed that the people in Yan's family were eager for Yan Xi to go far, so he said it was a trivial matter.

But the circle says it’s not big, and there are always people who gossip behind their backs, saying that my son is not normal, and so is my son.

And ten years have passed since this incident happened.

Ten years later, Jiang Yunzhou sat in a cafe sunken deep in a high-rise building, looked up at the sky surrounded by buildings, and waited for the boy who surprised his eyes.

When he saw Yan Xi, he found that the third eye was better than before.

Divine logic youth

Doctors said he loved dressing up because of a deep desire for motherhood.

Yan Xi thought it was farting, he obviously lost his father, and his mother was not only alive but also treated him very well, and she was graceful and impeccable.

However, wearing women's clothes can suppress another anxiety and mania in his heart, not that he wants to become a woman.

So even though he was running further and further in an abnormal direction, his mother didn't blame him, which made him feel even more guilty.

He tried countless times to correct himself, but all failed.

And every failure will be accompanied by other people's heartbeat.

So everyone said, don't make a fuss, just let it be, and do whatever you want.

Yan Xi became more and more domineering, which is manifested in the fact that speaking and doing things are beyond the scope of normal human beings, referred to as divine logic.

It is difficult for him to realize this kind of divine logic. Sometimes it makes people feel cute and like it, and sometimes it makes people feel disgusted.

Yan Xi originally hated it, so he hated it, it had nothing to do with Lao Tzu, until Jiang Yunzhou appeared.

He finally began to learn to take care of other people's thoughts.

Although there is a long way to go, he is always working hard, and he is paying the price for his willfulness in the past.

For example, he cut his hair self-righteously, and now his end is a bit bleak.

Yes, it's pretty bleak to have to wear a wig every day, especially when someone likes to hit him on the head lately.

But the hair grows too slowly, and he puts a bunch of secret hair growth recipes on his hair every day, which makes Jiang Yunzhou have objections.

When making out, Jiang Yunzhou hugged Yan Xi, caressed his body, stroked his hair, and then felt his hands were sticky.

"What's on your head?" Jiang Yunzhou looked at his palm.

"Oh, hair growth cream."

"..."

Then Jiang Yunzhou grabbed him to wash his hair.

"It's useless after washing."

"It's useless if it's useless." It's better than rubbing sticky everywhere.

So the sharp hair continued to grow at a slow rate.At the same time, Yan Xi's first novel was published.

The story about a teenage killer.

Even though this story was rewritten by Jiang Yunzhou and vigorously promoted through the back door, the sales volume was still a bit worse than normal.

But Yan Xi doesn't care, as long as it's published.

He's starting to build his next novel.

He locked himself in the house and worked behind closed doors, leaving the bar alone. Seeing his state, Jiang Yunzhou felt worried.

He won't write a boy killer this time, will he?

After a while, Yan Xi handed Jiang Yunzhou a USB flash drive, which was different from last time.

Jiang Yunzhou took it over solemnly, and carefully read Yan Xi's second masterpiece.

This time I still write about a young man, and I still write about what happened to him along the way, but this time he is no longer a girl killer, but a negative dog in life. Every woman he falls in love with will end up not loving him or leaving him. He left, and in the end he saved the world, but he felt that life was nothing to love.

So he had to leave with his friends.

Only then did Jiang Yunzhou find the point, the point is the last friend, right?

Jiang Yunzhou pulled Yan Xi closer and squeezed his palm.

No matter what, no matter how much experience there is, the logical protagonist will end up wandering the world with his friends.

your present

When he got up that morning, Jiang Yunzhou saw the brooch on the bedside table.

He'd always thought the brooch was a bit odd, as if it wasn't supposed to be a brooch but something else.

But no matter what, it can be seen that Yan Xi likes this brooch very much.

Jiang Yunzhou was inexplicably upset. After Yan Xi got up, he asked Yan Xi: "Is the brooch you often wear specially designed? It looks a little different."

Yan Xi has learned a lot now, if she says that Luo Xuan's tie clip was changed, she would be courting death.

So he said, "This one, when I was abroad, it looked very special, so I bought it, isn't it good?"

Jiang Yunzhou looked at him and said, "It was given by someone else, right?"

Oh my god, don't be so sharp.

Fortunately, Jiang Yunzhou didn't continue to ask who gave it, but he just said: "One time you insisted on me giving you a gift, but I gave you a clothing catalogue."

Don't remember the black history so clearly, Yan Xi is sweating profusely.

But Jiang Yunzhou was thinking about himself. He always blamed Yan Xi for not understanding him when he said it. In fact, he never understood Yan Xi at that time.

Yang Jian's family has a dog, which Yan Xi likes very much. One day after Jiang Yunzhou witnessed the dog almost died in Yan Xi's arms, he kept thinking about it.

Yan Xi thought that the last time the gift was revealed like this, but after a while, Jiang Yunzhou suddenly said: "I have a gift I want to give you."

Yan Xi froze for a moment, then asked, "Is it my birthday?"

"..." Jiang Yunzhou paused and said, "I just want to send you off."

"Oh, well, what are you going to give me?"

"Secret, you will know tomorrow."

Sending a gift and making a preview...

The next day, Jiang Yunzhou brought a box with a white kitten inside.

Yan Xi took a look and was shocked.

"You seem to like small animals very much." Jiang Yunzhou said, "Besides, we live together, so it's good to have a pet."

Yan Xi stared at the kitten in the box, the kitten raised its head slightly, looked at Yan Xi, opened its mouth and let out a "meow".

Yan Xi took a step back and said, "But I want a dog!" A dog like Yang Jian's little Tiantian!

"I think cats are more suitable for you." Jiang Yunzhou looked up at Yan Xi in unison with the kitten, and said lightly, "Don't you like it?"

The kitten crawled slowly in the box, meowing. Yan Xi didn't answer Jiang Yunzhou, but turned around and ran away.

Jiang Yunzhou was holding the box, and the cat was crawling inside the box.

If Yan Xi didn't want to raise it, he would be the only one to raise it, and it would be too pitiful to send it back.

Five minutes later, Yan Xi came back again. Jiang Yunzhou was trying to get the cat out, but the kitten was clinging to his jaws with an innocent face.

Yan Xi squatted down in front of a person and a cat, and Jiang Yunzhou was surprised to find that his eyes were red.

"You..." Jiang Yunzhou looked at him in surprise.

Yan Xi took the kitten from his hand, and the kitten climbed up along his hand and lay on his wrist.

With red eyes, Yan Xi whispered, "Actually, I like it very much, but I don't know how to repay this gift."

Jiang Yunzhou smiled, held his neck, kissed him, and said, "You just need to have this heart."

As long as you have the heart, all obstacles will no longer exist.

The author has something to say: Yan Xi: Hello everyone, in response to the cute master's request, today we will conduct a session of one hundred questions about sex.

Jiang Yunzhou: This is the first time I write this, so excited.

Yan Xi: ...

Jiang Yunzhou: I just missed the author's feelings.

Yan Xi: ... Next we invite the host, qiang qiang qiang~

The host appears.

Yan Xi: ...Why you guys? !

An Zhen: I don't know, the author asked us to come.

Guan Anyuan: She said to find two facial paralyzed people, so they can type less if they don't talk much.

Yan Xi: ...

An Zhen: Let's start. The author said that in order to save typing, let us ask selectively in the hundred questions.

Guan Anyuan: I also think that some issues can be combined.For example, "What is your first impression of the other party? What do you dislike about the other party? Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?" These questions are too cruel.

Guan Anyuan looked at Yan Xi and Jiang Yunzhou: Do you think you are compatible with each other, and you are still arguing at the time of 15 characters?

Yan Xi: ...

Jiang Yunzhou: Moving forward amid twists and turns, seeking common ground while reserving differences.

Guan Anyuan nodded: he can clearly recognize the reality.

An Zhen: Let's start officially.

1. An Zhen: First of all, what do you call each other?

Yan Xi: Lao Jiang.

Jiang Yunzhou: Yan Xi.

An Zhen: So boring.

Yan Xi: We all know that you are used to being called "Xiao Zhenzhen".

2. An Zhen: Any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Yan Xi: ... How is this different from what Guan Anyuan asked just now? Can we skip this kind of question?It's hard to get HE, so don't keep mentioning these.

Jiang Yunzhou: It's okay, we will move forward despite twists and turns, and seek common ground while reserving differences.

3. An Zhen: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?What did you do to make the other person unhappy?

Yan Xi: ...You definitely did it on purpose.

Jiang Yunzhou: It doesn't matter, move forward amidst twists and turns, seek common ground while reserving differences.

4. Guan Anyuan: Let me ask, what will you do if you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind?

Yan Xi: Castrate him.

Jiang Yunzhou: Take him to the airport.

Guan Anyuan: I can't tell which of the two of you is more ruthless.

5. Guan Anyuan: The other party's sexy expression?

Yan Xi: When making love.

Jiang Yunzhou: When he was putting on nail polish.

Strictly look at him: Abnormal~

Guan Anyuan: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Yan Xi: When making love.

Jiang Yunzhou: When he was putting on nail polish.

Guan Anyuan: Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Yan Xi: Make love.

Jiang Yunzhou: Let's do more in the future.

Yan Xi: Alright, I have porridge~

6. Guan Anyuan: Have you ever quarreled?What are the fights about?How to reconcile afterwards?

An Zhen: I think those who read this article know that they have been arguing until the end of the article.

Yan Xi: ...

7. Guan Anyuan: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Yan Xi: Hope.

Jiang Yunzhou: I am an atheist, and science is my belief.

Yan Xi: You just need to answer whether you want it or not.

Jiang Yunzhou: ...hope.

Yan Xi nodded in satisfaction.

8.Guan Anyuan: When will you feel that you are loved?

Yan Xi: When making love.

Jiang Yunzhou: ...Probably the same as him.

9.Guan Anyuan: How do you express your love?

Yan Xi: Make love~

An Zhen: You are really enough.

10. Guan Anyuan: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Yan Xi:? ? ?No, I even know how many moles he has, so what can I hide?

An Zhen: That's right, then did you tell us that he washed his butt with warm water after going to the toilet?

Yan Xi: Damn it, this is privacy!You are enough!

11. Guan Anyuan: Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Yan Xi: I have always wanted to rent the screen at the World Trade Center and broadcast our relationship in a rolling manner.

An Zhen: You have traveled through time, dear, there is no such thing as the World Trade Center in this novel.

12.Guan Anyuan: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Yan Xi: Love and courage never give up.

An Zhen: Can you ask Mr. Jiang to say something?Mr. Jiang, what do you think?

Jiang Yunzhou: Same as him.

An Zhen: ...

13.Guan Anyuan: Next, let's enter the part that is not suitable for children.

An Zhen: Then Yan Xi can't answer.

Yan Xi:? ? ?What's the meaning?

Jiang Yunzhou: ...

Yan Xi: Wait!Are you calling me a child? @#￥! %@! ! !

Guan Anyuan: Well, let’s start now.Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Yan Xi: accept.

Jiang Yunzhou: Attack.

14. Guan Anyuan: Why did you make such a decision?

Yan Xi: The calling of nature.

Jiang Yunzhou: ...I really haven't thought about this question.

15. Guan Anyuan: Where was the first H?

Yan Xi: I don't remember, it should be his house...

Jiang Yunzhou: That's right, it's my home.

16.Guan Anyuan: How did you feel at that time?

Yan Xi: I said I don’t remember.

Jiang Yunzhou: ...I feel that he is too lewd.

Yan Xi turned to stare at Jiang Yunzhou, and after a while said with satisfaction: Thank you for the compliment.

Jiang Yunzhou: ...

17. Guan Anyuan: What was your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Yan Xi: Wait, I'll copy and paste it. "Fuck, you're still fucking sleeping! Sleeping with your sister!" I also pasted Lao Jiang's first sentence, "Although this posture is beautiful, if you want to kill someone, can you put on your clothes first? "Hateful, do you like the way people don't wear clothes very much?

Jiang Yunzhou: ...

18. Guan Anyuan: Where is your most sensitive?

Yan Xi: All over the body.

An Zhen: It really is a paramecium, a stick.

Jiang Yunzhou: ... the lower abdomen.

Yan Xi: No wonder you moved so fast when I touched it.

Guan Anyuan: ...I suddenly felt that I couldn't continue asking.

An Zhen: I'll come.

19. An Zhen: What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Yan Xi: lower abdomen~

Jiang Yunzhou: Back waist.

Yan Xi: Huh, is that right?

Jiang Yunzhou: Well, if you touch the lower back, you will shrink.

An Zhen: ...the pressure is a bit high.

20. An Zhen: Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

An Zhen: Forget it, everyone is an adult, this question hurts feelings, pass.

21. An Zhen: Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Yan Xi: Of course I agree.

Jiang Yunzhou: I agree.

Guan Anyuan: Mr. Jiang agrees?

Jiang Yunzhou: Because I got Yan Xi's body, I got his heart.

An Zhen: I can't refute it, Yan Xi is such a stickler.

Yan Xi: An Zhen, why are you complaining about me so much today?

An Zhen: Oh, I came with Xie Qing's mission.

Yan Xi: ...

22. An Zhen: If the other party was raped by thugs, what would you do?

Yan Xi: ...

Jiang Yunzhou: ...

An Zhen: I think it's good for Yan Xi not to rape others.

Yan Xi: Who said that, I only rape Lao Jiang.

23. An Zhen: Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Jiang Yunzhou: I am ashamed of this question...

Guan Anyuan: I think Yan Xi doesn't even know what "sorry" means.

twenty four.An Zhen: If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Yan Xi came to the spirit: Who, who, I will do it if you want~ Xie Qing will not, Wang Jincheng and Shou Ning will~ Yang Jian will not~

Guan Anyuan: Say it again?

Yan Xi: ...

25．An Zhen: What do you want the other party to say during H?

Yan Xi: So big, so thick, so comfortable, I like it~

An Zhen: ... what is this?

Yan Xi: What Lao Jiang wanted me to say.

An Zhen: Is Mr. Jiang real?

Jiang Yunzhou: ...um.

26. An Zhen: Are you interested in SM?

Yan Xi: Yes, yes, don’t you think I’m a queen?

Jiang Yunzhou: Yes.

Yan Xi: Am I S?

Jiang Yunzhou: No, you M.

27．An Zhen: Has the attacker committed any violence?

Yan Xi: No.

Jiang Yunzhou: ...Basically, I can't beat him.

28. An Zhen: When did it happen to you for the first time?

Yan Xi: Ah, it was a dark and stormy night...

Jiang Yunzhou: Forget it, let’s pass this one, it hurts feelings.

29．An Zhen: Was the object at that time your current lover?

Jiang Yunzhou: ...

Yan Xi: An Zhen, you did it on purpose.

30. An Zhen: Please say something to your lover.

Yan Xi took out a small note and read it: If I love you, I will never be like a climbing Ling Xiaohua, showing off myself with your tall branches...

An Zhen: Wait, just a word.

Yan Xi: I did not put a period.

Jiang Yunzhou: I love you.

Yan Xi: Oh my god, we'll talk about it when we get back.

Jiang Yunzhou: There is no going back.

Yan Xi: @%! %!Go back and say it a hundred times! ! !

An Zhen: Mr. Guan, let's go back, this job won't be done next time.

Guan Anyuan: There is no next time, the series is over.

An Zhen: That's right, I'll see you later.

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postscript

The episode can be regarded as an explanation of the past, present and future, although it is a bit obscure...

Regarding what happened to Yan Xi's family... Actually, those are not important, what's more important is that the author didn't think about what happened... and writing such things will definitely give people the feeling of thunder and rain Anyway, something serious has happened before, and it's enough that Yan Xi's character has had an impact.

Then there's the manager... I really don't know how to make him forgive himself, I wish I could go through time travel to stop him, that would be too far-fetched, anyway, I can't write it for the time being.

In the end, I didn’t know until after reading the article. Buying a v to follow the article can really give the author a lot of support.At that time, I was ready to freeze to death, but the number of comments was about the same as before v, I was so touched, thank you, without you, I really couldn’t hold on to the daily chicken blood...

This series is over, no matter what, I have regrets, but after so many years, I will turn up and write this article, which can be regarded as a summary for myself.I know that there are several classmates who were in junior high school at the time, and now they are all in college... The original intention of this series at the time was to write a few warm and powerful articles. I may not be able to convey the feeling of my limited ability, but I try my best up.

Then pinch, the next article... because I am going to mix ljj, I want to write a mainstream theme of ljj, and then pinch, it will be a father-son article... I am quite cute father-son, there was a chance that I have already started, but I I didn't get it right, I'll do it again this time, I hope everyone can support it, this time I will try to save some drafts before opening the article.