Difficult for a son-in-law

Ever since he became emperor, Ming Xiaopang has been very dignified during festivals. First of all, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has to prepare things for the festival. In addition to those used in the palace, there are also rewards for the clan and ministers, as well as banquets from His Majesty the Emperor. .

This kind of festival is majestic and majestic enough, but it is the same, and it will be boring after two times.Ming Xiaopang feels that he is a very romantic person, so he decides to spend a Dragon Boat Festival quietly with his sympathizers, and then fulfill his duty as an emperor during the Dragon Boat Festival.

Order the imperial dining room to prepare glutinous rice, dried longan, red dates, salted egg yolk, sauced meat, reed leaves... His Majesty the Emperor is going to do a big job.Lord Du Ruo glanced at it and asked, "Is this steamed glutinous rice? I just put red dates in mine. I don't like salty food."

His Majesty the Emperor glanced back at his lover, contemptuously, "I'm making zongzi! You don't know about this, stupid!" Because of the rare opportunity to show contempt for his lover, His Majesty the Emperor said three times in a row, "I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid!" , and then pulled the man over and hugged him on his lap, Kuangba cool and handsome, "Come and see how your man makes rice dumplings for you?"

Lord Du Ruo sat on His Majesty's lap with a calm demeanor, smiled slightly, like a jade tree facing the wind, "Okay, you pack it, I'll watch."

His Majesty the Emperor reached out to grab Wei Ziye, that, to be honest, he, he was a little uncomfortable holding his lover.His Majesty Du Ruo was half a head taller than him, and he even sat him on his lap. In this way, he was a head taller... Especially, the Lord Du Ruo was not a fat person. The eight-pack abs of 1 years, but this does not mean that this man is light, because His Majesty the emperor wants to show his masculinity and put his lover on his lap at the moment. His Majesty the Emperor cannot force it either.

Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor endured the weight of one hundred fifty or sixty catties on his legs, while straightening his waist to make zongzi.Fortunately, His Majesty the Emperor doesn't make many rice dumplings, and he is a dexterous person, so he made a bunch of them in a short while, and one of them was the biggest. His Majesty put [-]% of the fillings, including red dates and sweet-scented osmanthus. , salted egg yolk, sauced meat, and longan meat, all of which are also very impressive in size. Lord Du Ruo asked, "Is this going to be used to worship the ancestors?"

His Majesty the Emperor took a look at his lover and said with a smile, "This is called mandarin duck rice dumpling. We will eat it separately. Don't you like sweet ones? Then you can eat the jujube and longan meat inside, and I will eat the salty ones."

Lord Du Ruo was silent for a while, and continued to ask, "You wrap the sweet and salty rice dumplings in a rice dumpling, won't there be any smells?"

"That's why it's called mandarin duck rice dumpling." His Majesty the Emperor happily expressed his thoughts on this great rice dumpling, "After eating this rice dumpling, we are like mandarin ducks. You have me in you, and you in me."

Lord Du Ruo shuddered when he thought of the mixture of salty and sweet flavors into "I am in you" and "You in me". Xixi thing, like this kind of sweet and salty rice dumpling with me in you and you in me, no matter what, just for this auspicious meaning, and it was made by His Majesty the Emperor himself, His Majesty the Emperor is desperate The two of you have to eat together.

Lord Du Ruo is a person who has seen strong winds and waves, and he will never be frightened by a rice dumpling. Lord Du Ruo gently stroked the cheek of His Majesty the Emperor with one hand. Although this fat man has a lot of flesh, it is very comfortable to touch. Lord Du Ruo is gentle Caressing him, he asked in a low voice, "Are you ready for the Dragon Boat Festival in Nanmianer?" His Majesty's father, and the former Emperor's uncle, His Majesty the Emperor's uncle, His Majesty the Supreme Emperor, lived in the land of Yunnan and Guizhou.Lord Du Ruo asked these two.

His Majesty the Emperor said, "The House of Internal Affairs has prepared it long ago, and I have written the letter as well. Just pick an auspicious day and send it."

The corner of Du Ruuoguo's lips twitched, and he sneered, "If you send it like this, they will definitely pick on you."

"What are you picky about?"

"Why don't you send a few zongzi made by yourself. Although it's not as good as freshly made rice dumplings, after all, if you are satisfied, those two sluts can calm down." New and old grudges, anyway, Lord Du Ruo has always been sympathetic to the Feng brothers. any favors.Even though he was trying to get rid of the mandarin duck dumplings wrapped by His Majesty, when it came to the Feng brothers, Lord Du Ruo didn't have a good tone.

His Majesty the Emperor is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very vigilant, "Feifei, don't you like eating the mandarin duck dumplings I made?"

Lord Du Ruo's beautiful phoenix eyes squinted, and His Majesty the Emperor felt a pang, and then he heard Lord Du Ruo say, "You are always by my side, I want to eat, and I can't eat anytime. It’s time to know something about the past.”

His Majesty's eyes lit up, and his gossiping heart suddenly arose. The past events that his family Feifei could mention were definitely not ordinary past events.How can someone in the know still be a fool, the Lord Du Ruo smiled lightly, "Put this mandarin duck rice dumpling in the ice cellar and freeze it, then store it in ice and send it to Zhennan Prince's Mansion, and tell them that you specially wrapped it for them Zongzi is called Yuanyang Zong. They will understand."

According to His Majesty's level of brain comprehension, he immediately conjured up countless amazing information. His Majesty the Emperor was trembling with excitement, and almost passed over, grabbed his lover's wrist, his eyes were as bright as light bulbs, and asked directly, "Really? Really?" Could it be that kind of relationship between his father and his uncle?

Lord Du Ruo still smiled slightly, with the folding fan in his hand pressing on His Majesty's wrist, and asked without answering, "What do you think?"

His Majesty the Emperor suddenly started giggling, consciously knowing the big secret, his eyebrows were beaming, "I have to write a letter and talk about it." After squinting his eyes and thinking for a while, His Majesty the Emperor suddenly said, "You don't know, I thought Uncle was right I'm interested."

Lord Du Ruo scoffed, "You'd rather put gold on your face."

His Majesty the Emperor stated the facts, "Uncle used to touch my little brother."

"When!" Lord Du Ruo remained calm on the face, but no one knew what was going on in his heart.

"When I first came to the imperial capital, in winter, he came to the courtyard where I lived, and I was still in bed, so I touched him and touched my little brother."

Lord Du Ruo curled his lips, "I touched you when you were young."

Why didn't he know, His Majesty the Emperor's eyes widened, "When? You didn't sneak around behind my back, did you? Hmph, tell the truth, did you fall in love with me at first sight the first time we met?"

"You have just been full moon, and the place is very small, not as big as my thumb. When you flick it, you giggle, which shows that you have been a lecher since you were a child." Lord Du Ruo deeply thought that he was just touching the No.1 of His Majesty the Emperor's JJ. pride.

His Majesty the Emperor laughed and joked, "Feifei, so you have admired me since then."

Lord Du Ruo: ...

Although the relationship between the two is now inseparable, Du Ruoguo feels that it is necessary to clarify, "You were just a meat dumpling at that time." He is not a child lover.

Afraid of lack of image, Lord Du Ruo pointed to the crooked oversized mandarin duck rice dumpling wrapped by His Majesty the Emperor and said, "It's just like this rice dumpling."

Would someone describe their lover as looking like a zongzi? ! ! !

His majesty the emperor who loves beauty very much, and forced himself to be on the list of the top ten most beautiful men in the imperial capital because of his inappropriate metaphor for his lover, his majesty the emperor yelled angrily, "You are the zongzi! What's so great about being handsome? Well! It’s not just a nose and two eyes, but a good-looking face, with a dirty stomach inside, and stealing other people’s little brothers! You are a pervert! You are not even as good as a rice dumpling!” If it weren’t for the lover’s face, it was so handsome, His Majesty the Emperor would have liked Pick up the zongzi and paste him in the face!Being handsome is such an advantage, it's so unbearable to do it.

However, His Majesty the Emperor did not give it for nothing. Although he was rounder, he was not weak. His lover sat on his lap. At this time, His Majesty the Emperor turned grief and anger into lust, and immediately pushed people down XXOO and OOXX and XXOO and OOXX.Waiting until His Majesty was exhausted, Lord Du Ruo squeezed his lover's buttocks and raised his eyebrows, "Continue to fight again?"

Before His Majesty could catch his breath, Lord Du Ruo turned over and rode on His Majesty. His Majesty felt better about himself, so he decided to turn his back on him, and asked righteously, "Sex monster, what are you doing!"

Lord Du Ruo, "Fuck you!"

His Majesty the Emperor had a righteous face, "I will not die!!!"

Regardless of whether you never follow, Lord Du Ruo has already started to act, and His Majesty the Emperor changed his words, "Then, take it easy."

Lord Du Ruo chuckled, and turned His Majesty the Emperor over and over again.

(two)

Don't look at His Majesty the Emperor who ranks ninth and fifth, he actually doesn't have a temper, he just occasionally quarrels with his sympathizers, and quarrels at the end of the bed. Moreover, His Majesty's favorite way of reconciliation is usually on the bed.

On the second day, His Majesty the Emperor went up to the court with dark circles under his eyes from the exhaustion of most of the night, and he had long forgotten what happened yesterday.The minister of the Ministry of Internal Affairs mentioned the gift of the Dragon Boat Festival to the Emperor Taishang and King Zhennan. His Majesty the Emperor said, "Every time I think about the emperor's uncle and father, I am very concerned about it. I personally made a long-lived rice dumpling yesterday and put it in the Dragon Boat Festival ceremony. It is my filial piety to send it properly." In one night, His Majesty's mandarin duck dumpling changed its name, so it can be seen that Lord Du Ruo's strategy is still very useful.

All the ministers praised His Majesty for his virtuous and filial piety.

His Majesty the Emperor said modestly that he should do what the Son of Man should do.

His Majesty the Emperor sent the mandarin duck rice dumplings he had made to Zhennan Palace, and at the same time, he also sent two letters written by His Majesty himself.After sending out the letter and the zongzi, His Majesty the Emperor smiled, "Really, you have kept it from me for so many years, and I didn't know?"

Lord Du Ruo was holding an antique chess book in his hand to set the mess up. He didn't raise his head when he heard the words, and said flatly, "How old are you, I don't know what's so strange."

His Majesty the Emperor chuckled, and then said, "Give away our mandarin duck rice dumplings, Feifei, I'll make it for another night."

The smile on Lord Du Ruo's face froze slightly, and he remained calm, "There's no need to worry, Fatty, come here—"

"I don't like playing chess." His Majesty the Emperor thinks that he is very talented, but he is born to be a stinky chess player. His lover told him that he can't win ten chess pieces. He has no interest in this activity. His Majesty rubbed his hands, "I'd better play chess first Our mandarin duck rice dumplings come out."

"Come here, I have something to tell you." Lord Du Ruo insisted.

His Majesty the Emperor had no choice but to go there, Lord Du Ruo put his arms around his lover's waist, and gently placed her on his lap.His Majesty the Emperor is neither tall nor short, and is slightly round. He is also a big man of one hundred and thirty four. Unlike yesterday, His Majesty was half-legged when his lover sat on him. Lord Du Ruo hugged His Majesty very easily. He touched and touched his waist like playing a lute.

His Majesty the Emperor suddenly softened his waist and insisted, "Don't make trouble, I'll talk about it after I finish making the zongzi."

If the Lord Du made seven successes, His Majesty the Emperor will...

Due to the extraordinary enthusiasm of his lover Du Ruo, the emperor didn't eat the original mandarin duck rice dumplings until the Dragon Boat Festival, so he had to use some rice dumplings from the imperial dining room with his lover.Of course, Lord Du Ruo only ate stuffed with glutinous rice and red dates, while His Majesty the Emperor preferred salted egg yolk and sauced meat dumplings.

Although he didn't eat the mandarin duck rice dumpling from His Majesty the Emperor, somehow, His Majesty the Emperor fell into a problem, and from time to time he would sympathize with people and say, "Oh, I have nothing to do today, let's make a mandarin duck rice dumpling to eat."

After a long time, Lord Du Ruo smiled, "Little Fatty Ming, just speak up if you have something to say."

His Majesty the Emperor said, "This is fun."

"What kind of fun?" Lord Du Ruo raised his long eyebrows, "Zongzi's fun."

【Follow-up Events of Zongzi Fun】

As for the fate of the mandarin duck rice dumplings specially made by His Majesty the Emperor, it is simply not worth mentioning.

As for some things that King Zhennan and His Majesty the Supreme Emperor specially explained in handwriting, His Majesty the Emperor asked his lover suspiciously, "Feifei, you are not lying to me, are you? My father and Uncle Huang said that there is no such thing at all."

Lord Du Ruo sneered, "Idiot, yes, you thought those two sluts would admit it."

His Majesty the Emperor scratched his fat chin and asked, "Is there or is it not?"

"What are you doing with their business. Fatty, come here—"

The two have been together for more than ten years, as long as they look at their lover's eyes, His Majesty the Emperor knows what he means, but His Majesty the Emperor is a dishonest person, and even put on airs, deliberately sitting a little further away, "Why. "

Lord Du Ruo's big phoenix eyes turned slightly, he turned around and sat beside the emperor, pinched the emperor's dragon claw, "Do you want to eat rice dumplings?"

His Majesty the Emperor asked knowingly, but pretended to be stupid, "Dragon Boat Festival is over, what zongzi are you eating?"

"It doesn't matter, eat it if you want." Lord Du Ruo whispered in His Majesty's ear, and His Majesty's little brother, who smelled like a lover, was ready to move, "Do you want to eat?"

His Majesty's eyes lit up. He, he, he hasn't eaten for several days, and he has been in the position of being eaten.Hearing this, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't care less about being reserved. Anyway, the old man is so reserved. His Majesty the Emperor quickly stated, "Eat! I will!"

"Okay." Lord Du Ruo smiled, and then ordered Yaoguang to go to the imperial dining room to get some zongzi for supper.

His Majesty the Emperor was disappointed and depressed, "It's really eating rice dumplings!"

Lord Du Ruo looked innocent, "Of course I ate zongzi, otherwise what is it. Your Majesty, what are you thinking?"

"What are you thinking? You don't know what you are thinking!" Compared to the temperament of a lover who does not speak directly and insists on beating around the bush, His Majesty the Emperor is a straightforward person in this regard. He opened his mouth and gnawed on his lover's lips, "Think about this!"

Lord Du Ruo hugged His Majesty's waist, smiled as if he had stolen a cat, but still said helplessly, "There is really nothing I can do about you."

When His Majesty was lying on the bed with a sore waist and legs, and was drowsy, the night snack was brought up gently by the servants. Lord Du Ruo peeled off a crystal and cute little rice dumpling, fed it to His Majesty's lips, and said softly, "Fat, Let's eat zongzi."

His Majesty the Emperor was so tired that he couldn't open his eyelids, he said, "Didn't you just eat?" He yawned and fell asleep.

The author has something to say: Happy Zongzi Festival~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~