Crossing should also be very low-key

Li Qingjiu, who was about to stuff the snacks into his mouth, maintained the expression of opening his mouth, and was stunned for about five seconds, not even knowing that the prunes he was holding had dropped.

"My lord is coming to the north courtyard soon, son, you have to prepare quickly." Ah Shun said helplessly.

"....Why?"

Why?Why why why why why why it's me again ah ah ah ah ah!

Li Qingjiu slapped his chopsticks on the table in grief and indignation, and he also lay down on the table and screamed silently.

"I finally overcame my psychological shadow when I pooped these days..."

On the day when the wound was just right, he could finally eat hard food.I thought going to the toilet would be as smooth as usual.But he didn't expect that when the poop was close to the gate, he would always involuntarily think of the feeling of being poked in and out that day, and then his butt would reflexively shrink back, making his poop retract again, and he had to fight again.

In the past few days, I finally eliminated that reflex action, but I didn't expect the nightmare to repeat itself now.

"Young master..." Ah Shun had already had a premonition.The young master was summoned back last time, and he knew that his young master would not be forgotten by the prince, but left a deep impression on the prince.It's just that seeing the young master is so happy these few days, and he is chanting "hehe, the prince didn't think of me today", so he can't bear to destroy his beautiful dream.

"Ah Shun!" Li Qingjiu suddenly grabbed Ah Shun's hand, and whispered with grief, "You can go instead of me!"

"Then how can it be?" Ah Shun was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his hand.

"Duan Zhengchun can replace his daughter, why can't you replace me?" When people are in despair, they always think of things that have nothing to do with the real business. A joke heard by netizens.

"My lord, hurry up and take a bath! I'll get you some ointment." Ah Shun was worried that the housekeeper would blame him, so he ignored his young master's incoherent speech, and didn't ask who Duan Zhengchun was. In short, he probably knew someone!

In fact, Li Qingjiu also knew that no matter how much he procrastinated, he would still go in the end.Who told me to live under this evil feudal system?Who told me to be sent to be a male favorite?I didn't know there was a hidden guard before, and I did many things that might make the prince angry.Although the prince didn't blame him later, he didn't relax or feel at ease because he knew that in such an environment, as long as the prince was really angry once, his end would definitely be as miserable as the one in the TV movie. .

"Why not Zhang Xiaoyue? He is so handsome, not very girly, and has a well-proportioned figure. No matter how you look at it, he is better than me! He should be better than me at serving the prince and making him happy. Why do you want to call me..." Li Qingjiu murmured in a low voice, while slowly taking off his clothes with extreme reluctance, preparing to soak in the hot tub Ah Shun had brought over. "Could it be that the last battle plan was actually a failure?"

Although he was very reluctant, Li Qingjiu still tried to recall his performance when he was called to sleep with him last time.

"It should be right, a well-behaved male favorite who yearns for the prince, expects and fears at the same time.Although it was too painful to perform seriously, but for a man who was anal for the first time, it is very logical that the pain is so painful that he can no longer show his longing...』

"Could it be that he likes this kind of thing by mistake? Impossible! This kind of thing is obviously the highest proportion among the male favorites, and I watch TV the most..."

"Uh, my lord," Ah Shun couldn't bear to listen to his muttering, and couldn't help hinting in a low voice, "Have you ever thought that maybe it's because of the weird things you did before you were petted?" The prince knew about the matter, so he kept it in his heart?"

"You mean the prince became interested in me because I hid when I saw him? But I also explained to him that day! I said that I fell because I admired him too much and was nervous for a while. It's reasonable to say that Go!" Li Qingjiu also whispered back to him.Both master and servant are used to automatically lowering their volume when talking about such "dangerous" topics.

"Could the prince also find out about your other affairs? Especially after you hid in the grass."

"I didn't do anything either..." Li Qingjiu looked aggrieved and confused, then stood up to dry himself and put on his clothes.

"Oh, I think you've done a lot, my lord."

"For example?"

"For example, young master, when you see other young masters, you will give way to them first, behave very humble, and don't care about their ridicule at all. If it were other young masters, how could it be so simple? Even on the surface Pretend to laugh it off, and I will definitely find a chance to get it back afterwards." Ah Shun said everything he saw. "Also, young master, you never care about food and clothing, you are very kind to everyone, and you understand a lot of principles. These are different from other young masters, which are rare!"

"...So I was defeated because I was too quiet, too humble, too content, and too friendly?" Li Qingjiu felt a sense of regret at the moment when he was clever but was mistaken by cleverness. "Peaceful people are everywhere, right? There are also a lot of humble people! The common people outside are very contented, and the young people who have not been polluted by the world are also very friendly! The prince knows so many people, there will be no loss Have you ever seen such a person?"

"My lord, you are right, but in this North Courtyard, you are the only person who is peaceful, humble, content and friendly!" Ah Shun has been a servant in the palace since he was a child, and he is very proud of it. It is rare to have the opportunity to contact people outside the palace.Even so, he could feel that even outside the palace, people like Young Master must be rare! "So, if the prince knows all these parts, then it makes sense why the prince would favor you."

Just rely on the man to look at the surface and show off his animal desires. I'm just a male favorite and not a lover!Who would care if the one-night stand partner is kind or not?It's good for everyone to be happy after it's done, isn't it!

Not to mention he wasn't happy at all...

Seeing his young master's unhappy face, Ah Shun hurriedly stepped forward to rub his face.

"It's almost time, my lord, don't use your face to serve the lord! Hey, I'll give you the ointment, I'll wait outside." Ah Shun handed over the lubricating things to Li Qingjiu like last time and arrived I went to wait outside the door.In the past, the preparations for these things were done by their servants, but his young master refused to let him do it, so Ah Shun let him do it.Although his son has little experience, he knows a lot about this aspect!

So Li Qingjiu finally procrastinated to the point where he couldn't procrastinate any longer, so he had no choice but to curse in his heart that the prince had the best impotence today, while digging twice as much lubricant as last time and stuffing it into his ass.

But in this short period of time, he has already thought of countermeasures!

Prepare for the worst in everything!As long as the prince is interested in his safety, humility, contentment and friendliness, as Ah Shun said, as long as he has other fatal flaws, it will definitely change the prince's perception of him!And according to all the TV, movie and novels, those concubines who will be abandoned by the emperor have some common shortcomings, such as suspicious and jealous, arrogant due to favor, and aggressive.

Of course, it is impossible to evolve from peaceful, humble, contented and friendly to jealous, proud and greedy all at once. The flaw is too big and it will be fake, so he decided to take things slowly.This time, let's show a little bit of jealousy, a little bit of greed and a little bit of pride first!If this is not enough, then next time it will be more serious, until one day the prince gets tired of him!Although he really hoped that there would be no next time...

So Li Qingjiu packed up his mood and followed Ah Shun to the hellish room with the realization that if you don't succeed, you will be benevolent.

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Before entering the room this time, Li Qingjiu deliberately looked at the guard Chen by the door.

Well, I laughed a lot.

Maybe that Chen Shiwei looks handsome and unrestrained, without the majesty that a superior should have at all, he should be a person who is easier to get along with than the butler and the prince, but when he thinks that his every move is passed on to the prince by this person, he Just preconceived and decided to hate him.

After entering the room, the lord was sitting by the bed in his unlined clothes just like last time, waiting for him.

According to this battle plan, Li Qingjiu showed a look of complacency and joy instead of shyness.

"come over."

"Yes." As soon as the prince called, Li Qingjiu walked up to him faster and more familiarly than last time to undress him.

"Wait." Not knowing which tendon was wrong, the prince suddenly pressed his hand that was unbuttoning. "Let's talk."

The smile on Li Qingjiu's face froze for a moment, wondering what kind of medicine the prince was selling in the gourd.

"Yes." But it doesn't matter, if you can procrastinate, you can procrastinate. Since His Excellency doesn't want to do it for the time being, he is of course willing to stand aside with his head down and a slight smile, waiting for orders.

"After entering the palace, are you still used to it?"

"Thanks to the great love of the prince, Xiaomin is quite used to it." Li Qingjiu answered without thinking.Just kidding, this "official statement" is a necessary preparatory skill for a civil servant before changing jobs!

"Would you resent your family for sending you here?"

"Since Xiaomin has come to the palace, the palace will be Xiaomin's home in the future." Avoiding the most serious and talking nonsense with open eyes are of course one of the must-have skills.

"The last time I went back, was my body able to bear it?"

By the cup, you still have the face to ask!Why don't you come and try to poke me for an hour and see if you can stand it?

"Thank you, my lord, for your concern. Xiaomin is fine now."

"I heard that Zhang Xiaoyue came to you? He didn't make things difficult for you, did he?"

Ignoring the prince's knowingly asking, Li Qingjiu lifted his spirits.The opportunity appeared for him to show his acting skills and save himself from the dire straits!At such times, it is necessary to show one's usual humility and a little bit of jealousy just right, and it is best to add an appropriate amount of gossip.

"Young Master Zhang specially came to "care" about Xiaomin. Xiaomin is very grateful. Young Master Zhang "knows the prince like the back of his hand". With him to guide Xiaomin, I believe Xiaomin will definitely make the prince more satisfied in the future."

This answer, this performance is really perfect!Li Qingjiu felt that it was a waste of talent for him not to be an actor or screenwriter at that time!

"En." Xu Lichen smiled with satisfaction, and then asked him a question. "If the king said that you can decide who will serve the king tonight, would you recommend Zhang Xiaoyue, or stay by yourself?"

Li Qingjiu was taken aback for a moment.

To ask him such a question, this prince is too treacherous!

Writer's words:

Duan Zhengchun's meme was an advertisement a long time ago:

Netizen spoof version of the dialogue:

"Why did you replace your father—"

"Because that night, my father replaced me..."