The reborn daddy is also crazy

The leader of the five boys blocking their way was an obese boy, and Ji Dushan knew without asking that these boys were the fat cat gang that made him immobilized on the bed last year.

"What do you want to do?" Xiaobald and Ali saw that the situation was not going well, and they stood in front of Ji Dushan first, fearing that he would be hurt again. Fortunately, Duoduo and Xiaobao were not here today, and they were grateful.

Ji Dushan stared speechlessly at the two-headed melon seeds half a head shorter than himself in front of him, not knowing whether to be moved or amused!How can I say that I am also the eldest brother, so it is unreasonable to ask my two younger brothers to protect me!It just so happened that he also wanted to exercise his muscles and bones. The six months of living with enough food and clothing made Ji Dushan and the others jump up in size. Coupled with their daily work, they no longer looked sallow and emaciated.

Their changes surprised Sha Mao and his group for a while. They didn't expect that the children they bullied before looked so upright, especially the little bastard, who looked better than the eldest sister Liu Jiaojiao.

Ali, who received the most attention, frowned in disgust. He hated that kind of look, and the feeling of wanting to dig them out and crush them welled up in his heart. As his emotions changed, the color of Ali's blue pupils changed. It became deeper, revealing a faint cold light.

"What do you want to do? It's obvious. My brother is a little tight recently. I heard that you are doing well now. I want to borrow some money from you. How about it?" The eyes of this little bastard are quite scary, avoiding those different eyeballs, the fat cat said to Ji Dushan who was hiding behind, he didn't pay attention to the three children who were younger than them at all, This time, the five of them couldn't take care of the three little children. He had been scouting the area for several days, and he believed that no one would come to rescue them this time.

"Oh? What if I don't borrow it!" Ji Dushan put his arms around his arms.He asked with a smile on his face.

"Yo! Little brother, when did the wings harden? If it's true, just take some money out, so as not to suffer when you get it, and it's too late to regret it." A thorny boy said while shaking his legs.

After taking a look at the people across the way, Ji Dushan didn't answer, but pulled the two children to his side, and whispered a few words in their ears, which made the two children shake their heads.

"Hey - what are you muttering about! Did you take what the uncle said as fart?"

puff--

☆, feces x feces

Finally, he realized what was wrong with his words, and was so irritated by everyone's laughter that he stabbed his head, looking at Ji Dushan who had a dazzling smile in front of him, and rushed towards Ji Dushan with a blushing voice, intending to put this Let his shameful little bastard down.

It's a pity that his wishful thinking was wrong. In their eyes, the cowardly and honest person is no longer the deity who can be bullied by others. Before his fist hit Ji Dushan's face, his figure flashed , people have already escaped.

"what--"

Before the stabbing head could react, his stomach hurt, and he hit him hard on the stomach, a painful expression appeared on his face, he wanted to cover his stomach with one hand, and grabbed Ji Dushan with the other.

How could Ji Dushan give him a chance? The experience accumulated in fighting in his previous life was not given in vain. He shortened his body, hugged Trick's calf, and pulled it hard to the side. Unable to stand still, his body lost his balance in an instant, and he fell to the ground, staring at the stars...

After putting down the thorn head, Ji Dushan didn't stop, stretched out his foot to step on the thorn head's belly, and rushed towards the dumbfounded fat cat like a little lion, leaving behind the thorn head that was stepped on Teeth went back again.

Looking at Ji Dushan with a cold face and fierce eyes in his dark eyes, Fat Mao fought a cold war and came back to his senses. Looking at the fist that Ji Dushan was swinging over, relying on his body advantage, Waving one of his fat hands to block the incoming fist, the other hand slammed at Ji Dushan. His contemptuous attitude quickly made him taste the pain.

After separating Ji Dushan's fist, his other hand actually hit Ji Dushan's chest. Before the joyful Fat Cat made his next move, he was startled and shocked. Ji Dushan, who was hit, only grunted, and jumped up with undiminished momentum. He hit the fat cat's chin with the head hammer, and pushed hard with both hands, screaming in pain. The fat cat's fat body I couldn't stand upright and fell to the ground.

"Boss—"

"Boss, are you alright!

This is not bad, two people were knocked down in a short period of time, the fat cat was so angry that his face turned into a liver color, looking at the subordinates who came around, he was so angry that he didn't hit one place, damn it, I was beaten , You are still watching, the fat cat endured the pain and slapped a pig's paw on the head of a half-sized boy.

"Damn it, what are you doing here? Why don't you clean up those little bastards!"

"Ah! It's—"

"...Boss..."

"That... disappeared?"

"What's gone, why are you still sticking around here! Fuck~ Where did he go?" Fat Mao, who was halfway through the conversation, got away from his hands, his face turned green, and there was still half of Ji Dushan's figure, They didn't even know when the other two children disappeared!

Doesn't this show that he was being played by someone?Not to mention that I didn't take advantage of any benefits, but also suffered a dull loss. In the end, I wanted to find someone to settle the score, but they ran away early.

With the support of his subordinates, Fat Cat stood up grinning and rubbed his painful chin. Damn, I didn't expect that, after a while, the boy had become fat, and he was ruthless enough. Luckily for them, he slipped away. Otherwise, he would have to beat him to find his teeth all over the place. Look at the weather, and he has to go home quickly. For a while, he pretended to be a good boy and didn't arouse his father's suspicion. Those boys will deal with them slowly in the future. The fat cat, who was full of anger, left with the little ones cursing.

"Brother ~ here!"

"Brother, come here!"

From the shadow of a dilapidated house, the little bald head and Ali poked their heads out to greet Ji Dushan who was rushing in.

"Huhu... Didn't I tell you to go home first?"

Seeing the two children, Ji Dushan stopped in his tracks, panting heavily, and said that the two children didn't stop talking to him, in case Fat Mao and his gang came after him, it would be a shame. Take them all three together.

"Brother, did they hit you? Did you get hurt?" Ali looked around Ji Dushan with worried eyes, fearing that he might suffer a disadvantage.

"Yeah! Big brother, how did you run out?" The little bald head looked at Ji Dushan's intact face in puzzlement. Before the big brother told them to run when he was not paying attention, they didn't agree. , but the eldest brother said that he has a way to escape, if he and Ali don't run away, then they will become a burden, and they will definitely be beaten up today. In desperation, the two can only obey the elder brother's words, and take advantage of everyone's attention. After being attracted by the elder brother, the two ran away quietly, but they were worried, so they hid here and waited for the elder brother.

"Don't worry, I'm fine." Enduring the pain in his chest, Ji Dushan stretched out his hand and pulled out the hair of the two disobedient children a few times, and sighed. It seems that today is still lucky. If he really works hard, he is not very strong. With this small body alone, he can beat five teenagers who are a head taller than him.

But if they don't resist and let others bully them, firstly, Ji Dushan can't do this; secondly, the weaker you are and the more you don't resist, it will form a vicious circle, and you will be bullied and bullied until you get home!

It seems that this kind of thing is not so easy to end today, and that dead fat pig will definitely find fault with them, but there is one thing to be thankful for, judging from the fight between the little bald head and the fat cat last time, this matter is not worth it. If it is not on the body of an adult, it is estimated that it is only regarded as a fight between children. Which child does not grow up in the fight and bump.

So as long as it doesn't make too much noise, it's impossible for that smiling tiger, who is so tired of daily affairs, to care about the trivial matters of these children. Ji Dushan, who was thinking while walking, turned his head, thinking about the future countermeasures.

Arriving home soon, opening the courtyard door, what greeted them was Seiya's half-grown body, dammit, don't put your dog kiss on Lao Tzu's face, push it away and wag your tail excitedly to stick it on yourself Seiya, Ji Dushan just wants to rest for a while now.

After dinner, Ji Dushan comforted the two children who were still worrying about not being able to help him during the day. It is normal for them to be weaker than others now, and sometimes they don’t have to be head-to-head, like today, After weighing the situation, there is nothing shameful in knowing that you can slip away when you can't beat someone. It is wise to minimize the damage!

And when no one is hard on your fist, then use your brain, maybe there is a better way, Ji Dushan said these words with a dark smile, and Ali and Ali shivered at the same time, big brother , in the dark room, your smile is so ghostly.

Ji Dushan, with glint in his eyes, hooked his fingers to the two children, and the two little white rabbits looked at each other, woo~ the eldest brother is probably sick again!It's so weird, in order not to irritate their elder brother, the little bald head and Ali carefully put their heads in front of Ji Dushan to see what the elder brother wants to do?

Am I that scary?Seeing the movements of the two poor children, Ji Dushan twitched the corners of his mouth, held one ear in one hand, put them together, and whispered something in their ears.

The faces of the two children changed from the surprise and uncertainty before to the joy that could not be concealed later. It seems that Ji Dushan told them something to be happy about, which caused the two children to laugh silly after listening...

Sha Mao feels that he has been very unlucky recently. For some unknown reason, he has formed an indissoluble bond with poop. It is the first time he gets up early to go to school. Let him accidentally step in, his lower body was splashed with feces that exude a foul smell, he endured the smell and went home to wash, and was scolded by his mother.

The second time, only two days later, on a necessary road, he and two attendants were laughing and going to school while eating fried dough sticks. When they walked to a residential building, they suddenly threw a bag of The black thing just fell on his head, and the sticky dung flowed out from the shattered bag, splashing all over his head and face, which really made him take a feces bath, and there was still water in his mouth. The half fried dough stick in its mouth was stained with stinky poop, the disgusting fat cat lay on the ground and vomited for a long time, and even the servant who was with him suffered from the fish pond, and a few pieces of disgusting things were stained on his body. When he returned home, he was beaten again by his wife.

For the third time, he was leading his followers to squat on the latrine to smoke!When he was intoxicated in the smoke while he was shitting, suddenly there was a loud bang from under the dry toilet where he was squatting, and in a panic, he rushed out of the toilet shaking his fat body.There was less than a minute of stillness, a class of students in physical education class, the girl screamed "hooligans", and the boys laughed loudly, talking about little birds and the like while laughing.

Only then did Sha Mao realize that everyone else ran out with their pants in disheveled clothes, only he himself ran out in a hurry with his buttocks covered in disgusting feces. When I got to the teaching office, although they argued that they rushed out because of the explosion, what about the evidence?Who's going to look for evidence in a cesspit?And when they came out, someone was still holding a cigarette in his hand, not to mention a big demerit, even the parents were invited over, and finally went home, he was scolded by his father, and he was given a meal of fried pork with belt treatment.

He also knows that someone is messing with him. Usually he bullies and offends people a lot, but he doesn't know who did it if he can't find evidence. Every accident is unexpected, so he can't catch people, ( In fact, how did he arrest people in his state at the time) so that now even his followers find all kinds of reasons not to stay with him, so as not to stink.

The fat cat kicked the stones on the ground resentfully, damn it, if I catch who did it, I would shit every day and let him eat it, thinking about all kinds of shit in my heart, the fat cat stopped the movement of its feet, Carefully observed the front, back, left, and right, and saw nothing unusual, then walked towards the direction of the house with trepidation...

"Stop, brat, where are you going?" Ji Dushan looked at the sneaky little bald head, and called him to a halt. As soon as he got close, he smelled an unpleasant smell.

Immediately understood, Ji Dushan slammed a chestnut on the bald head, "Didn't I say it, it's over here, you have ignored my words, haven't you?"

"Hey~ Brother, look how funny the fat cat's bare butt was last time, anyway, he couldn't find who did it, why didn't he continue to punish him." The little bald head asked dissatisfied with the bag tied tightly around the mouth. road.

"One, two or three. This can be regarded as a grievance or a prank between the children. Smiley Tiger also knows what his son's virtues are. If there are too many times, it's not the case. Do you want him to report the case and find someone to investigate? no……"

After a meal, the little bald head wilted, he didn't think about it that much at all, he only thought about the pleasure of getting revenge on the fat cat, but he never thought that his actions would bring trouble to everyone.

Seeing that the little bald head had figured it out, Ji Dushan frowned in disgust, and drove away from the little bald head to get rid of the gadgets he was carrying. He began to regret his bad idea. Doing this unprofessional thing, although looking at Fat Cat like that, he is quite happy, but the smell of shit is so fucking disgusting, and the smell can't be covered by all the armor. Fortunately, the main force is Xiaobald and Ali. Let's not talk about this!Ji Dushan turned around and went back to the house resentfully, deciding to start his official job tomorrow...

☆, blink of an eye