Fool Wu Wang

Xue Tianqi had experienced ups and downs in his seven-year-old life, but this was the first time he encountered such a situation.The three senior students in front of them looked at him with smirks, they were not good people at first glance, Xue Tianqi regretted sneaking out.

Today I quarreled with Smelly because Smelly peeked at the baby's diary.This is a serious invasion of privacy, and he will not compromise.So he sneaked out while watching to comfort Smelly.Hey, I will talk about this later, the most important thing now is what to do with the matter in front of me!Xue Tianqi didn't want to say lines like "what do you want to do" like a fool.It's so embarrassing, it's embarrassing enough to be dragged into an alley!

"What do you want to do?" Xiaodouding cried out loudly, this world will never be what he wants.The cry seemed to shatter the bricks in the alley, and the three senior students covered their ears and took a few steps back.

"Don't cry, cry again and be careful to sell you." The one standing in the middle shouted while covering his ears.Xiao Douding sobbed a few times in grievance, and kept his mouth shut, not daring to cry anymore.The man saw that he was honest, so he laughed, reached out and pulled the little Douding's school uniform a few times, and muttered: "The school uniform of this Jinxiu Elementary School is not ordinary, a little Douding is still wearing a suit." The other two They all laughed, why did they drag the kid into the alley?For nothing else, just because of his school uniform, the children in Jinxiu Elementary School are either rich or powerful, whether they are rich or powerful, they will always have thousands of dollars on them.

"Brothers have no pocket money, why don't you lend us some money?" Another fat man said with a smile, the pear blossoms were crying in the buns of small beans and diced meat, his small mouth was pursed, and he said : "Where is Mensen? Then give it back to the baby."

"If you don't pay back anything, it's so unreasonable." The fat man said.

"Hurry up and get the money, we are going to kill monsters!!!"

Kill monsters! ! !Xue Tianqi's eyes lit up when he heard these two words, what's wrong with killing?Are monsters appearing on earth?Are they aliens to protect the earth? "You are aliens, right!" Xue Tianqi shouted excitedly pointing at the three people.

"..."

"Yes, yes, give us some money quickly, so we can protect the earth." The man in the middle became impatient.

"Would you like to show the baby the transformation at the door? The baby worships aliens." Xue Tianqi looked up at his fleshy bun face. Although there were still tears on his pink and tender face, his eyes shone brightly. up the stars.The three of them were stopped by the adoring eyes, this little Douding is really cute.

At this moment, a righteous voice sounded. "What are you doing?" Xue Tianqi tilted his body and vaguely saw a police uncle from among the three bodies.The police uncle strode over, grabbed the fat man by the ear, and cursed: "What do you three want to do? Come on, follow me back to the police station." The fat man bared his mouth and yelled , the man in the middle and another skinny man shouted outrightly: "We are not yet 14 years old, we have to be released if we are caught."

The police uncle snorted and said: "You still know the law, okay, then I will leave it to your parents and see how they deal with you three little bastards." The children left, but, after all, there were three of them, and they broke free and ran away after a few strokes.Xiao Douding opened his mouth, looking at everything in front of him in surprise.Until the three aliens ran away, the police uncle walked up to him and squatted down.He just came back to his senses, staring at the police uncle with adoring eyes: "The policeman, you are so amazing. The baby will know that they are bad aliens."

Yang Liulong was caught by the little Douding in front of him, why is this little bun so cute, it has the same taste as he did back then. "Uncle is very powerful. What are these three little thieves? Uncle is very powerful when he catches bad guys." Yang Liulong said in awe.Xiao Douding threw himself into Yang Liulong's arms, and said pitifully, "The policeman, can you help the baby?" Yang Liulong hadn't tasted this kind of feeling for a long time, and the feeling of being admired by the people was really great.He picked up Xiaodouding and said, "Okay, if you have trouble, go to the police and tell me who bullied you."

Xiao Douding was hugged by Yang Liulong and left the alley, talking about her miserable childhood while walking.

"Whether smelly or not, it's bad. You have to read the baby's diary. You still haven't apologized to the baby!"

"Well, it's too bad. Worse than our family!" Yang Liulong seemed to have found a bosom friend, and followed Xiao Douding to vomit bitterness. "You don't know, the guy in our family has a paralyzed face all day long, and every time he talks to me, it's like educating his son. Why can't he be a policeman if he doesn't let me be a traffic policeman? !"

Xiao Douding patted Yang Liulong's head and said, "Ah, that's because your house smells bad." Yang Liulong was stunned for a moment, obviously although he complained about his family, he didn't want others to say that he was bad.

"Actually, he is also very kind to me. He cooks and washes my clothes every day, and even helps me pass the exam."

"Well, that smelly smelly bought toys for the baby and took the baby to Disney."

Yang Liulong looked at the little guy in his arms, and suddenly laughed, why did he start chatting with this little Douding. "Let's go, let's take you home." Yang Liulong's mood improved a lot, and after sending this little Douding home, he had to go home too. "Well, Smelly must be very worried about the baby. You should go home quickly. Your Smelly must also be worried about you." Yang Liulong suddenly felt very moved. Such a small Douding understands the truth, and he is so big. Why can't I figure it out.What a shame to run away from home.

"Well, where is your home? I'll take you back."

Xiao Douding looked up at the heavy traffic on the road, shook his head blankly, and got on the bus after he got out of the house.Then got off the bus and walked a few steps.Then there is no more.Yang Liulong froze for a moment, no way, this kid lost his way?

"Then what's your father's name?" After all, Yang Liulong has been engaged in criminal investigation work for several years, and it's easy to deal with a lost little Douding.

"Smelly."

"Well, what about your mother?"

"Baby Mi has a mother, only hope."

"..."

Zhang Qian heard the sound of opening the door, and a relieved expression flashed across his face.After putting down the book, I plan to have a good talk with that lucky cat, and I won't be allowed to run out after quarreling.Otherwise, family law will serve you!

Yang Liulong was tiptoeing towards his room with Xiaodouding under his arm, when suddenly a burst of cold air came from behind, and he shouted in his heart, he was found!

"Yang Liulong!!! Where did this come from!!!"

Xiao Douding fluttered a few times and turned to look at the people behind, and smiled sweetly: "Hello, I'm a baby. I'm seven years old this year, and I'm in the first grade of Jinxiu Primary School. How about you?"

The corner of Zhang Qian's mouth twitched as he looked at the big and small in front of him, Yang Liulong seemed to see a dark cloud behind him.Yes, Zhang Qian was angry, very angry.Yang Liulong is so big, he is most afraid of Zhang Qian's anger.How to do how to do! ! !

"That—you listen to my explanation. I picked him up and he couldn't find a home. So he stayed at our house for a few days."

"Is he some kind of kitten or puppy?"

"Baby is a pig, and Smelly said that the baby is a piglet. Uncle, are you a Sen?" Little Douding saw that self-introduction was useless, so he got to know each other better.

Yang Liulong suddenly pinched Xiao Douding's mouth, this kid was a chatterbox, and he never stopped talking along the way.At this time, his daughter-in-law was very angry, and it was correct to seriously ponder her own mistakes.

Zhang Qian closed his eyes slightly, what a headache!Pick up the phone and plan to call the police.Yang Liulong wanted to say pitifully, let the baby stay at our house for a few days.But seeing his wife's expression, let's be more honest.Suddenly, Xiao Douding pointed at the coffee table and shouted: "Smelly, that's stinky." Zhang Qian glanced at the coffee table, and there was only a copy of "XX Hundred Rich" on it. people?

Zhang Qian closed the phone, walked up to Xiao Douding and asked, "What's your name?"

Xiao Douding raised his head, looked at the policeman Shushu's smelly, and said, "My name is Baobao."

"full name!"

"Xue Tianqi." Xiao Douding twitched his neck and announced his real name, this sorghum is so fierce.

Zhang Qian nodded, and found Xue Minzong's phone number in the phone book. He had some communication with Xue Minzong, but he was not familiar with him.After a while, the other side picked up.Zhang Qian simply told the story and hung up the phone.Turning around, he said to Xue Tianqi, "Your father will pick you up later."

"No, the policeman said he wanted to show the baby his gun." As soon as the words fell, Zhang Qian killed Yang Liulong instantly with a sharp glance.

"That—baby, guns are not for children to play with casually. So, you can't show them."

"Then why did you tell the baby just now. Are you lying to the baby?" Yang Liulong faced Xiao Douding's innocent eyes, swallowed his saliva while enduring the murderous cold behind his back, and said, "Well, it's not a lie Shu Shu just——didn’t think it through.” Xiao Douding nodded in disappointment, Baozi’s face wrinkled, and Yang Liulong’s heart softened at that pitiful look. "It's okay, baby don't embarrass the police." Yang Liulong was so moved that he was about to cry, this little Douding is so cute, I really want to raise him.

"Then, can you show the baby your aliens!"

"..."

Zhang Qian sneered, and sat on the sofa, wanting to see how this lucky cat was going to end up!Yang Liulong looked at Zhang Qian pitifully, and said with a bitter face: "Daughter-in-law, um, call that little bastard from Yao Yao's family." This kid has a special relationship with me." Zhang Qian raised his eyes to look at him, the content in his eyes became more and more content, and Yang Liulong's neck became lower and lower.

"Okay, but—"

"I promise you everything except that I will not be a policeman!" Yang Liulong desperately finished this sentence, and carefully peeked at his wife.After a long pause, Zhang Qian sighed heavily, picked up the phone and asked someone to pick up his nephew.Yang Liulong threw himself on Zhang Qian happily, and said with a smile, "Daughter-in-law, you are so kind."

Five minutes later, Xiao Douding saw the legendary alien.An alien with blue eyes!Ever since Zhang Fei entered the house, Xiao Douding has never left his eyes. She was embarrassed to go over and talk, as if meeting an idol.Yang Liulong smiled and said, "Baby, Shushu didn't lie to you. Look, doesn't it look like an alien?" Xiao Douding nodded vigorously, walked over and squeezed Zhang Fei's hand and said, "I am a baby. How about you, in the first grade of Jinxiu Primary School. What about you?"

Zhang Fei glanced at Xiaodouding indifferently, then turned to Zhang Qian and said, "Uncle, has your lucky cat got into trouble again?" Zhang Qian closed his eyes helplessly, as a tacit consent.

Yang Liulong patted his little nephew on the head and said, "How do you talk, you see how polite the baby is." Zhang Fei rolled his eyes helplessly, and said, "Zhang Fei, fourth grade, elementary school."

Xiaodouding smiled shyly and said, "Alien, can you do me a favor?"

"I'm not an alien!" Zhang Fei shouted impatiently.

Xiaodouding shrank his neck in aggrieved way, and looked at his alien pitifully. "Baby knows you're busy, so that's fine." Yang Liulong quit, holding Zhang Fei's ear and said, "Don't bully the kids."

Zhang Fei: "I should have said that." Yang Liulong withdrew his hand embarrassingly.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.Zhang Qian went to open the door, Xue Minzong said anxiously, "Thank you, where is the child." Zhang Qian signaled them to come in.

Seeing Wang and Smelly, Xiao Douding ran over happily and shouted, "Wang, the baby has found an alien." Xue Minzong gave Xiao Douding a hard look and turned around to thank Zhang Qian. I couldn't do it again, I was really scared to death by this little Douding! "Xue Tianqi, let's talk about your problem when we go back." Xue Minzong's words made Xiao Douding lose face, and it was over.Just thinking about the aliens, forget about Smelly.But it doesn't matter, I finally saw an alien today, even if I got spanked, it was worth it.Little Douding ran up to the alien, grabbed his hand and took a bite, saying, "Alien, remember to call me when you are going back to the planet Cybertania."

Zhang Fei's face turned red from being bitten by this bite, tears rolled in his eyes, and he held back vigorously.

Finally sending the family of three away, Yang Liulong took a few peeks at his wife.He can listen to his wife in everything, but this time he can't.Being a policeman was his childhood dream, how could he give up because he was afraid of death!Zhang Qian patted Zhang Fei and said, "Thank you, Xiao Fei, you can go home first." Zhang Fei nodded and said, "Uncle, although your lucky cat is annoying, if you drive him out of the house, he will Starved to death." Yang Liulong followed Zhang Qian and raised his fist at the boy, Zhang Fei raised his head in disdain and went home.

Yang Liulong snorted and complained: "This kid won't be cute when he grows up. He was obviously soft and obedient when he was young." After speaking, he turned to look at Zhang Qian, and found that his wife was still dark-faced. Yang Liulong didn't dare to say anything more. talk.Hehehe smirked a few times, shrunk to a small size of 180 and leaned in front of Zhang Qian and said, "Well, daughter-in-law, let's stop arguing, shall we?"

"Yang Liulong, if you hurt yourself because of some shit mission, we will break up!!!" When Yang Liulong heard this, it was the daughter-in-law who let go, and cheerfully chased after her ass to show her love.

On the other side, Xiao Douding leaned on the window with his arms and his chin with his little hands.The corner of the mouth played with a very small arc, and my heart was sweet.It turns out that the alien looks so good-looking, I thought I would see ET!

The author has something to say: Well, this pit is just like this, and I am preparing for the next pit.Dear friends, remember to collect Xiaolou's column~~~~