Fool Wu Wang

one about dad

This little guy is called Xue Tianqi, and strictly speaking, he is three and a half years old now.If you attend the small class in Sunflower Kindergarten, you will be promoted to the middle class immediately.Unlike other children, Xue Tianqi likes kindergarten very much.Every time the parents come to see him off, they don't cry, which virtually saves the teacher a lot of trouble.Based on this, the teachers in Little Sunflower's class always look at him differently.It's just that occasionally the teacher struggles.Now Xue Tianqi was sitting on his seat playing with plasticine, the teacher walked up to him gently, looked at the piles of things on the table, and asked with a smile: "Tianqi, what are you kneading?"

"Smelly!" Xue Tianqi held up a colorful cylindrical strip in front of the teacher.

The children around him all kept away from him, thinking that Xue Tianqi was wondering why he was so interested in Smell.

"Little Tianqi, look how cute the little rabbit pinched by little Lele is. You pinch a small animal too!" The teacher twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the piles of things on the table, persuading melancholy.

Xue Tianqi's little deskmate held up the white rabbit he pinched in front of him and said, "Look, little rabbit paper, little rabbit paper."

"The rabbit paper is also stinky." Xue Tianqi didn't think there was anything wrong with it at all, he just liked to pinch strange-shaped things.

"The poop made of rabbit paper is not like this. The poop made of small rabbit paper that my father bought for me is round." Xiao Lele said unconvinced. She obviously didn't understand anything and was there all day long ignoring anyone. Show cool.snort!

"The puppies that my dad bought for me are not like this either." A child shouted.

"The little fish my dad bought for me never stopped pooping."

"It's a lie, Smelly is like this." Xue Tianqi also snorted, looked at those children with disdain, and continued to pinch his works.Not convinced, Lele took a piece of rubber paint and rolled it into a small round black ball, stretched out her little hand in front of Xue Tianqi and said, "Look, this is the poop of rabbit paper."

"Hmph, I don't believe you." Three or four-year-old children are most afraid that they will not be recognized, and Xiao Lele has never been wronged like this when being held in the hands of his family.So, the mouth is deflated.I looked at my best friend aggrieved, why didn't I believe it.Obviously it is like this, I really want to cry, but my father said that a man should not cry. "Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!"

"Xiaoqi must have never seen other papas before, that's why he is so stupid." A child hit Xue Tianqi's weakness with his words.

"Your father never bought you a pet, so you haven't seen other papas." Another child told the truth.

The other little ones also yelled for some reason, and the quarrels and distress in the classroom were about to lift the roof off.

This is, the teacher faced Xue Tianqi's entanglement.Scold Xue Tianqi, he didn't do anything.However, he really made a mess here.Xue Tianqi continued to complete the teacher's homework earnestly, as if he didn't hear the voices around him.However, Xiao Lele's words "what did my father buy me" echoed in my mind.Why has Smelly never bought him a pet?

Xue Tianqi looked at a row of big and small stinky on the table, the more he looked at it, the more he felt wronged, he slapped the pinched stinky flat with his small palm a few times, and then he felt relieved.

When Wu Wang came to pick up Xue Tianqi, the little guy was still in a bad mood, and seeing Wu Wang's expression was still calm.

Wu Wang looked at the little guy strangely, what's wrong?After getting into the car, Wu Wang didn't dare to distract himself and ask.He just learned to drive, so he is still not proficient. He drives very carefully every time for fear of bumping this little guy.But today, this little guy is surprisingly quiet.

After returning home, Xue Tianqi silently went back to his room and closed the door.Wu Wang and Xue Minzong looked at each other, "What's the matter?" Xue Minzong asked curiously.Wu Wang shook his head, it became like this when he received him today. "Are you sick?" Wu Wang thought about it, and hurried to knock on the door.But after knocking for a long time, Xiao Douding finally opened a crack in the door, looked up at his little bun-like face, and asked, "Are you Sen?" Wu Wang squatted down, and asked in a low voice, "Baby, what's wrong with you?" Hiding behind the door, he looked at Wu Wang awkwardly.The mouth was tightly pursed, and in the end it couldn't match Wu Wang's eyes.

"Baby wants to raise rabbits." Before Wu Wang could speak, Xue Minzong's voice sounded from behind. "No, the rabbit stinks to death. You still keep rabbits, so let's talk about feeding yourself first?" The door slammed shut, and Wu Wang looked back at Xue Minzong, wanting to speak for Xiaodouding.But Xue Minzong pulled Wu Wang over and preached: "If you spoil him like this again, be careful that I will beat you too!"

"Why does the baby suddenly want a rabbit?" Wu Wang asked strangely.

"Who knows what that kid is thinking about every day?"

Xue Tianqi actually didn't think of anything too complicated, he just thought that Wu Wang bought him a little yellow duck, his uncle bought him a car, his grandfather bought him clothes, and even those two unreliable brothers Gave him two toy pistols.But Smelly didn't buy him any presents!Xue Tianqi looked at the toys piled up in the room, well, although some of them were bought by Smelly, they are not considered gifts.Gifts should be given on holidays or birthdays, and the baby should be kissed when giving them.When Smelly bought these, not only did he not say anything, but he was always fierce.

Dinner was ready, Wu Wang came to ask Xiao Douding to eat.Seeing him staring at a pile of toys in a daze, his little face wrinkled into a bun.Picking up and kissing him, he asked, "Why does the baby have a rabbit?" Xiao Douding put his arms around Wu Wang's neck, holding his mouth shut and drooping his eyes.Wu Wang really felt that this little guy had a problem today, so he called Xue Minzong to show him.Xue Minzong watched the little guy getting into trouble every now and then, wondering if he had caused some trouble and dared not say anything?

"Xue Tianqi, did you do something bad?" As soon as the words fell, Xiao Douding pursed her mouth in grievance, and she was about to cry, tears rolling in her eyes.Wu Wang glared at Xue Minzong, hugged the little guy to the sofa, and asked patiently: "Baby, is there something wrong? Tell——"

"Smelly, don't kiss baby I" Xiao Douding finally yelled out the words that had been hidden in his heart for many years, and threw himself into Wu Wang's arms after shouting grievances, crying his heart out.

Xue Minzong's hand holding the bowl shook, what happened to this kid today?Wu Wang hugged the little guy and ran to Xue Minzong, and handed it to Xue Minzong for him to hold. "Look, Smelly dear baby." Wu Wang hurriedly explained, Xue Minzong looked down at the little guy sitting on his lap, and looked up at him with tears in his eyes. "Kiss you, kiss you. Tell me, what's going on?"

"Send baby bunny."

"No. The rabbit is too smelly, change to another one."

"Give baby Yubao." Xue Minzong thought about it, and this was barely acceptable.So he nodded unwillingly, and said, "Don't threaten me in this way again!" Xiao Douding seemed a little dissatisfied, so he stepped on Xue Minzong's leg and said, "Kiss the baby as a gift."

"Xue Tianqi, don't push yourself!" Seeing Xiao Douding's mouth constricted and about to cry again, Xue Minzong rubbed his beard on his face helplessly.Xiaodouding was barely satisfied.Jumped off his lap and crawled to his place to eat.Wu Wang seemed to understand what happened to the little guy?

Lying on the bed at night, Wu Wang analyzed it carefully.After thinking about it, the result is that Xiao Douding's favorite is Xue Minzong's real father, otherwise he wouldn't be like this?If you think this way, many things can be figured out, and Xiao Douding will involuntarily imitate Xue Minzong's movements.When Xue Minzong reads the newspaper, he likes to touch his chin. Xiao Douding also touches his chin when he reads a picture album.Whatever Xue Minzong ate, Xiao Douding immediately clamored for it.Xue Minzong was going to the toilet, and Xiao Douding must have followed suit.Because of the question of who comes first, there has been a lot of quarrels.

"This is the baby attracting your attention." Wu Wang clapped his hands and concluded with a smile. "Let me just say, the baby probably thinks you are too cold to him." Xue Minzong looked at Wu Wang Holmes and chatted non-stop, and said depressedly: "Don't you think you are too cold to me?" Wu Wang smiled and leaned against Xue Minzong's arms, rubbing against each other.

"Baby likes you too, don't say that he only listens to me in the future." Xue Minzong was speechless, would that little guy like him?I'm afraid I just want a pet!It's not Xue Minzong's villainous heart, but that little thing has done nothing but fight against him.Now he can run very nimbly, and when he gets into trouble, he slips away and disappears, even Xue Minzong can't catch him.

Even though he thought so, Xue Minzong bought a fish tank the next day and got a few goldfish back.As soon as the little guy got home, he held onto the fish tank without letting go, leaning against the glass and staring at the little red goldfish inside without blinking.

"Look, this is the baby's fish baby." Xiaodouding said.

"Yeah, Smelly gave it to the baby. What do you want to say to Shouhao?"

"Thank you." This thank you was just an answer to Wu Wang's question, and Xiao Douding looked at Smelly with reluctance.Yesterday, Wang said that he would call him Smelly Papa in the future.It's not that Xue Tianqi doesn't want to, it's just that he doesn't feel comfortable changing his habits for so many years.Wu Wang squeezed Xiaodouding's hand excitedly, signaling him to continue.Xiao Douding lowered his eyelashes and muttered, "Thank you, Dad."

Xue Minzong shuddered involuntarily, the title sounds good.strange.Sure enough, I will not adapt all of a sudden!No matter how shocked he was in his heart, he nodded his head calmly and replied politely.For the first time in Xue Minzong's heart, he felt that he really had a son, as if a person who had been in a high position but had no salary for a long time finally got his salary.Wu Wang picked up the little guy, walked up to Xue Minzong, and said to the two of them, "Hey, the baby will be called Dad from now on. Do you understand?"

Xiao Douding seemed to be careless but nodded vigorously.

Two about river crabs

A three-and-a-half-year-old child is full of curiosity about the world, and he wants to know everything he should know or not.For example, why the sky is blue, why the buildings are square, whether aliens will take the baby away, why the baby has to listen to stinky words, and why Wang is always bitten by mosquitoes.Xiao Douding flipped through the bedtime reading in his hand, thinking about the world seriously.Suddenly, there was that strange sound again, very small and slight.Small and broken voices were passed into the ears.

Xiao Douding looked down at the aliens in the album again, and suddenly gasped.It really is an alien!There was another "crack, bang, bang" sound.

"Aliens——" Xiao Douding got out of the bed and slid out of bed.Open the door, the voice of aliens is getting louder.For the first time, Xue Tianqi had the feeling of being chosen by something.

"Alien, is that you?" Xue Tianqi asked softly.

"okokokok"

"Ah—are you coming to Earth to be a Sen?"

"Take it easy—well—he just fell asleep—ah, what if he wakes up—no——"

Xiao Douding sneaked towards the dark living room, and quietly asked again: "Okay, don't wake up Wang and Smelly, so are you the forest of the earth?"

"I'm going to—"

Xiaodouding was disappointed, he was leaving so soon.Little Douding ran to the floor-to-ceiling windows unwillingly, looking at the dark sky.Want to see if there is a spaceship or something.At this time, a shooting star flashed across in an instant, and Xiaodouding solemnly waved his hand towards the sky, and said seriously: "I will take good care of the earth."

Three About Mensao

One day, Xue Minzong discovered that Wu Wang's underwear was the kind of loose boxer pants, and there was no way to fix it there, which was not good for his health.So, he ordered some good-looking and healthy underwear for him online, and while looking at the styles, he imagined what Wu Wang would look like after wearing them.It was normal to choose at the beginning, but as time went on, it became more and more——When Xue Minzong went back to look at the shopping cart, he was taken aback by himself.It turns out that my own taste is so unique!The mouse slid a few times on the screen, and resolutely clicked to buy!

Wu Wang held up the triangular cloth in his hand and asked what it was?

"The panties I bought for you."

"Huh? How do you wear this?" There are two belts connected with a piece of cloth, and even more strangely, a small pocket is also connected with two belts, in short, there are two belts.Xue Minzong was a little embarrassed by Wu Wang's curious and innocent expression. Is this style so exaggerated?

Xue Minzong picked up a few more normal ones, and said, "Look, they have good elasticity, neither too tight nor too loose, and they are also healthy for you."

"Well, these are okay." Wu Wang took the blue briefs and compared them at the waist. They were not too small, so he picked out a few more dark blue and black ones, and said, "I want— — These are enough. Don’t do that.” Wu Wang returned the few things with cloth attached to them to Xue Minzong.

"Look at these styles again." Xue Minzong took out a few more without giving up.

"I don't like bright pink ones." Wu Wang felt that he bought the wrong ones in that kind of color, which is feminine and has lace.

"What about purple?"

Wu Wang continued to shake his head.Xue Minzong muttered: That pink one should look good on you.The words were swallowed by him, and he glanced at the rest, all of them were light colors, and there were a few laces—— Facing Wu Wang's clear eyes, Xue Minzong couldn't tell that what he bought was for fun Underwear, and wishing to take them off Wu Wang's body with his own hands, what kind of life and fragrance should it be.Frustrated, Xue Minzong put away those unidentifiable underpants and threw them under the bed.I don't even admit that I'm really bored, so I'll go and return those props that haven't been shipped yet.

This matter is over, but one day Xue Minzong suddenly found that Xiao Douding was wearing a pair of underwear on the outside of his trousers.If I read correctly, that thing has been kept under his bed. "Xue Tianqi!!! What are you doing!" Xue Minzong roared.

Xiaodouding raised his eyebrows and glanced at Smelly, but said nothing, and put a towel on his body.Then he did a classic Superman action, running and saying, "I'm here to save the planet."

Xue Minzong grabbed Xiaodouding's back collar, took off his underwear for him, rubbed it and stuffed it into his pants pocket. "Don't come into my room and rummage."

"Baby Mi has a warm reaction. The baby found it when he was playing hide-and-seek. There are so many Superman clothes in Smelly, let's give the baby one." Xiao Douding discussed with Xue Minzong, flapping his short legs.

"..."

Sure enough, this kid only calls Dad when he needs help! ! !