Fool Wu Wang
Chapter 30
Xiao Douding remained silent all the way, leaning against Wu Wang's arms and pointing fingers.From time to time, he raised his eyes to peek at Xue Minzong, like an abandoned puppy.Xue Minzong originally didn't want the children to know too much, but that woman Lan Xinmei said everything in front of Xiao Douding.
"Xue Tianqi, what kind of eyes do you have?" Xue Minzong asked straightforwardly.It's okay if you don't ask, but when you ask, the little guy is full of grievances, and he starts to cry with his mouth deflated.Xue Minzong was so annoyed that he wanted to plug his ears, he would not have asked him if he had known.Wu Wang patted Xiao Douding, and said distressedly, "Baby, don't cry—what's wrong, tell Wang."
The little guy was out of breath from crying, and looked at Xue Minzong with teary eyes.Wu Wang's fingers were clutched in his small hands, and he didn't know what he was talking about.But Xue Minzong could see the accusation in his eyes clearly. "Baby, don't cry—speak slowly." Wu Wang comforted the little guy while wiping his tears.
"It's smelly and stupid, baby—look, I won't go to Bie Nen's house to be a baby." Xiao Douding said aggrievedly, pouting.
"No—baby—baby."
Xue Minzong snorted and asked sharply, "Who told you that!"
"La curtain, the baby mud monkey is singing and the bird is calling Piaoniang Nayi's mother. There is a bird to buy, baby!" As he spoke, the little guy started crying again.Xue Minzong looked at that little Douding with black lines all over his head, what was this kid talking about?Wu Wang hugged the little guy's mate and kissed again and again, helped him wipe away his tears, and said, "Baby doesn't cry. Auntie is the baby's mother. From now on, I will call you Auntie-Mom. I don't listen to my auntie!"
Xiaodouding's mind was dizzy, and his little face was wrinkled into a bun.Clasping his chin with two little fingers, he asked, "No bird, I'm Ruianwang's baby. Uh--I'm Liwang and Smelly's baby." Xiaodouding Tong said without restraint, Wu Wang didn't know what he said Something went wrong here, his face turned red when he heard it.
"No, - smelly - and can't - have a baby." After Wu Wang muttered, he sneaked a glance at Xue Minzong.
"Ah, Wesson?" Xiaodouding asked curiously.
"Anyway—it seems impossible."
"Smelly and stupid, where did the baby go?" Wu Wang was at a loss for what to do with the little guy's question after question, how should he explain it?
Xue Minzong, who was silent at the side, suddenly said: "It floated up when flushing the toilet." Xiao Douding was stunned for a moment, watching Xue Minzong turn and turn with round eyes, and his mouth shrunk a little, but this time he couldn't bear it. Crying, and sadly asked: "It's still pooping when it's over."
"fart."
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible"
Xue Minzong snickered a bit. Hearing the rhythmic cries of the little guy, his depressed mood improved a lot.Wu Wang glared at Xue Minzong complainingly, and kept explaining with his arms around Xiao Douding.
After crying all the way, the little guy fell asleep in the car.Wu Wang carefully carried the little guy into the door and put him on the small bed.Xiao Douding was still wronged when he fell asleep, his little fist clenched the buttons of Wu Wang's clothes and did not let go.Wu Wang kissed the little guy's forehead and let go of his little hand.Coming out of the bedroom, he saw Xue Minzong leaning on the sofa with his eyes closed and rubbing his forehead. Wu Wang thought he had a headache again, walked to the sofa, bent over, pressed his cold fingers on Xue Minzong's forehead, and began to massage.
"I got dizzy from being quarreled by that little thing." Xue Minzong said annoyed.
"Who-made you-talk nonsense."
Xue Minzong snorted and laughed, not feeling at all that he was wrong, "Make him stupid and believe everything." Wu Wang burst out laughing.Xue Minzong heard Wu Wang's laughter and opened his eyes.The distance seems to be too close, Xue Minzong saw a pair of smiling eyebrows.No one knew what was going on, Wu Wang only felt that a hand was pressing down on the back of his head, and his lips were right on Xue Minzong's.
"Hmm——" He wanted to straighten his back, but the force of the back of his head made Wu Wang lose his balance and fell down on the sofa.Xue Minzong caught Wu Wang who fell down, and took advantage of the opportunity to push him down on the sofa.Xue Minzong now wants to kiss and hug people, and even more wants to do something embarrassing.He pressed Wu Wang's hand, changed a comfortable angle and kissed her again.
Wu Wang's lips are a bit thick, and when he smiles, his shape is very nice, and he looks silly with a look of foolishness.Xue Minzong sucked Wu Wang's lips, and bit them lightly with his teeth.Although his skin was much fairer than when he first saw him, it was still very dark, with a wheat-colored glow under the light.Xue Minzong kissed more and more vigorously, and his hands also became dishonest. He lifted the clothes on Wu Wang's waist and stretched them in.Wu Wang had itchy flesh there, and when Xue Minzong touched him, his whole body shivered.
Taking advantage of Wu Wang's surprise, Xue Minzong changed the dry kiss into a wet kiss.Wu Wang was a little scared, Xue Minzong's tongue was rampant in his mouth, as if he was going to eat him.He pushed Xue Minzong, wanting him to let go of himself.But Xue Minzong not only did not let go, but also went to untie his pants.Now, Wu Wang really panicked, and the movement of struggling became louder.Xue Minzong noticed Wu Wang's resistance and was a little angry.The strength in his hands also increased, and his body involuntarily squeezed between his legs.
Just then, the sound of the doorknob turning.Immediately afterwards, Xiao Douding clutched his little dick and ran out bent over, shouting while running: "Look, the baby is here." Xue Minzong cursed in a low voice, and then reluctantly got up.Wu Wang also felt his heart throbbing in his throat, and ran away from Xue Minzong in a panic.Xiao Douding had already run in front of him, Wu Wang asked tremblingly, "Uh-pee-pee-take you there-"
Seeing Wu Wang holding Xiao Douding and hiding in the toilet as if fleeing in despair, Xue Minzong sighed depressingly.Fortunately, the little guy ran out, otherwise he would really go on.I am already in trouble, now it is really not suitable to provoke someone to fall in love.After patting his delicate, wormy face, Xue Minzong regained his composure.
Wu Wang led him out after a long time after the sound of the little guy splashing the water was over. Seeing that Xue Minzong was still maintaining the posture just now, Wu Wang was startled.He hurriedly sent the little guy into the bedroom, and wanted to follow him in and lock the door, but Xue Minzong said: "Wu Wang, come here."
Wu Wangdun stood by the door, hesitating for a long time before saying "En".Put the little guy back on the bed, cover the quilt, dawdled for a long time and finally came out when he couldn't find anything.Xue Minzong's eyes signaled Wu Wang to sit over, and Wu Wang picked a sofa farther away and sat down.
"Just now—I'm sorry." Xue Minzong saw Wu Wang's frightened expression, so he planned to apologize first.
"Hmm——" Wu Wang didn't know what to say, but it seemed more embarrassing not to say anything.So, back to a simple meaningless syllable.
"I——haven't done it for a long time. That's why—you know, man——" Xue Minzong felt that the taste in these words was not right the more he said, and he had never experienced incoherent speech.But how should I say this?Language seems suddenly scarce!The atmosphere was so embarrassing as if he had been frozen by the cold air of Antarctica, Xue Minzong touched his nose and leaned towards Wu Wang.Seeing his body involuntarily wanting to move, Xue Minzong's eyes turned dark all of a sudden, but Wu Wang endured and endured, but he did not move after all.
Satisfied, Xue Minzong sat over, hugged Wu Wang, and wrapped him in his arms. "Xiao Wang, you should be officially the age of a wolf and a tiger at your age." After waiting for a long time, Xue Minzong did not expect such a sentence, Wu Wang's ears were burning hot, trembling, he didn't know what to do.
"I've never seen you do it yourself. Could it be that you have a girlfriend?"
Wu Wang was a little confused when he heard it, and he hid the breath coming out of Xue Minzong's mouth in fear, and asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?" Xue Minzong curled his mouth, but didn't laugh.The atmosphere didn't seem so weird anymore, so I became playful.He put his hand on Wu Wang's crotch suddenly, and said, "You haven't touched this place yourself?" Wu Wang jumped up in fright, but Xue Minzong hugged his waist, and fell back into his arms after being startled.
"You—don't move—I." Wu Wang remembered the first time he met Xue Minzong, that man named Xiao P—could it be that he wanted to do something to him? "I - no - you - don't do it -" Wu Wang didn't know what to do, his face was almost on fire, he just asked Xue Minzong to let go of himself quickly.
Seeing his awkward appearance, Xue Minzong no longer made things difficult for him.He smiled lightly and let go.But I couldn't help but think in my heart, I've done it all. "Okay, go to sleep. Good night." Xue Minzong said with a smile.Wu Wang got the pardon and ran back to the bedroom in a panic.
Xue Minzong leaned on the sofa, looking at that stupid guy, not knowing whether to be envious or jealous.The nonsense just now only temporarily made Xue Minzong forget about the trouble.
"Ah——" After sighing, he still didn't feel relieved, the two brothers and sisters of the Ni family were really troublesome.Ni Suming is so smart, he will not forget his warning.As for Ni Sujie, although Xue Minzong wouldn't really do everything right, he would definitely not marry her.Since there is nothing to do with the sick woman, it is better to throw it to her brother to solve it.
Wu Wang was lying on the bed, his heart still racing wildly.The smell Xue Minzong left in his mouth was still there, no matter how hard he panted, he couldn't let the smell go away.Wu Wang lay on the bed flustered, and reached under the pillow to feel his little button.Wu Wang felt wronged, he thought Xue Minzong was bullying him.
"It stinks bad." Wu Wang whispered to the sleeping Xiao Douding, and a snoring came in response.
"Xue Tianqi, what kind of eyes do you have?" Xue Minzong asked straightforwardly.It's okay if you don't ask, but when you ask, the little guy is full of grievances, and he starts to cry with his mouth deflated.Xue Minzong was so annoyed that he wanted to plug his ears, he would not have asked him if he had known.Wu Wang patted Xiao Douding, and said distressedly, "Baby, don't cry—what's wrong, tell Wang."
The little guy was out of breath from crying, and looked at Xue Minzong with teary eyes.Wu Wang's fingers were clutched in his small hands, and he didn't know what he was talking about.But Xue Minzong could see the accusation in his eyes clearly. "Baby, don't cry—speak slowly." Wu Wang comforted the little guy while wiping his tears.
"It's smelly and stupid, baby—look, I won't go to Bie Nen's house to be a baby." Xiao Douding said aggrievedly, pouting.
"No—baby—baby."
Xue Minzong snorted and asked sharply, "Who told you that!"
"La curtain, the baby mud monkey is singing and the bird is calling Piaoniang Nayi's mother. There is a bird to buy, baby!" As he spoke, the little guy started crying again.Xue Minzong looked at that little Douding with black lines all over his head, what was this kid talking about?Wu Wang hugged the little guy's mate and kissed again and again, helped him wipe away his tears, and said, "Baby doesn't cry. Auntie is the baby's mother. From now on, I will call you Auntie-Mom. I don't listen to my auntie!"
Xiaodouding's mind was dizzy, and his little face was wrinkled into a bun.Clasping his chin with two little fingers, he asked, "No bird, I'm Ruianwang's baby. Uh--I'm Liwang and Smelly's baby." Xiaodouding Tong said without restraint, Wu Wang didn't know what he said Something went wrong here, his face turned red when he heard it.
"No, - smelly - and can't - have a baby." After Wu Wang muttered, he sneaked a glance at Xue Minzong.
"Ah, Wesson?" Xiaodouding asked curiously.
"Anyway—it seems impossible."
"Smelly and stupid, where did the baby go?" Wu Wang was at a loss for what to do with the little guy's question after question, how should he explain it?
Xue Minzong, who was silent at the side, suddenly said: "It floated up when flushing the toilet." Xiao Douding was stunned for a moment, watching Xue Minzong turn and turn with round eyes, and his mouth shrunk a little, but this time he couldn't bear it. Crying, and sadly asked: "It's still pooping when it's over."
"fart."
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible"
Xue Minzong snickered a bit. Hearing the rhythmic cries of the little guy, his depressed mood improved a lot.Wu Wang glared at Xue Minzong complainingly, and kept explaining with his arms around Xiao Douding.
After crying all the way, the little guy fell asleep in the car.Wu Wang carefully carried the little guy into the door and put him on the small bed.Xiao Douding was still wronged when he fell asleep, his little fist clenched the buttons of Wu Wang's clothes and did not let go.Wu Wang kissed the little guy's forehead and let go of his little hand.Coming out of the bedroom, he saw Xue Minzong leaning on the sofa with his eyes closed and rubbing his forehead. Wu Wang thought he had a headache again, walked to the sofa, bent over, pressed his cold fingers on Xue Minzong's forehead, and began to massage.
"I got dizzy from being quarreled by that little thing." Xue Minzong said annoyed.
"Who-made you-talk nonsense."
Xue Minzong snorted and laughed, not feeling at all that he was wrong, "Make him stupid and believe everything." Wu Wang burst out laughing.Xue Minzong heard Wu Wang's laughter and opened his eyes.The distance seems to be too close, Xue Minzong saw a pair of smiling eyebrows.No one knew what was going on, Wu Wang only felt that a hand was pressing down on the back of his head, and his lips were right on Xue Minzong's.
"Hmm——" He wanted to straighten his back, but the force of the back of his head made Wu Wang lose his balance and fell down on the sofa.Xue Minzong caught Wu Wang who fell down, and took advantage of the opportunity to push him down on the sofa.Xue Minzong now wants to kiss and hug people, and even more wants to do something embarrassing.He pressed Wu Wang's hand, changed a comfortable angle and kissed her again.
Wu Wang's lips are a bit thick, and when he smiles, his shape is very nice, and he looks silly with a look of foolishness.Xue Minzong sucked Wu Wang's lips, and bit them lightly with his teeth.Although his skin was much fairer than when he first saw him, it was still very dark, with a wheat-colored glow under the light.Xue Minzong kissed more and more vigorously, and his hands also became dishonest. He lifted the clothes on Wu Wang's waist and stretched them in.Wu Wang had itchy flesh there, and when Xue Minzong touched him, his whole body shivered.
Taking advantage of Wu Wang's surprise, Xue Minzong changed the dry kiss into a wet kiss.Wu Wang was a little scared, Xue Minzong's tongue was rampant in his mouth, as if he was going to eat him.He pushed Xue Minzong, wanting him to let go of himself.But Xue Minzong not only did not let go, but also went to untie his pants.Now, Wu Wang really panicked, and the movement of struggling became louder.Xue Minzong noticed Wu Wang's resistance and was a little angry.The strength in his hands also increased, and his body involuntarily squeezed between his legs.
Just then, the sound of the doorknob turning.Immediately afterwards, Xiao Douding clutched his little dick and ran out bent over, shouting while running: "Look, the baby is here." Xue Minzong cursed in a low voice, and then reluctantly got up.Wu Wang also felt his heart throbbing in his throat, and ran away from Xue Minzong in a panic.Xiao Douding had already run in front of him, Wu Wang asked tremblingly, "Uh-pee-pee-take you there-"
Seeing Wu Wang holding Xiao Douding and hiding in the toilet as if fleeing in despair, Xue Minzong sighed depressingly.Fortunately, the little guy ran out, otherwise he would really go on.I am already in trouble, now it is really not suitable to provoke someone to fall in love.After patting his delicate, wormy face, Xue Minzong regained his composure.
Wu Wang led him out after a long time after the sound of the little guy splashing the water was over. Seeing that Xue Minzong was still maintaining the posture just now, Wu Wang was startled.He hurriedly sent the little guy into the bedroom, and wanted to follow him in and lock the door, but Xue Minzong said: "Wu Wang, come here."
Wu Wangdun stood by the door, hesitating for a long time before saying "En".Put the little guy back on the bed, cover the quilt, dawdled for a long time and finally came out when he couldn't find anything.Xue Minzong's eyes signaled Wu Wang to sit over, and Wu Wang picked a sofa farther away and sat down.
"Just now—I'm sorry." Xue Minzong saw Wu Wang's frightened expression, so he planned to apologize first.
"Hmm——" Wu Wang didn't know what to say, but it seemed more embarrassing not to say anything.So, back to a simple meaningless syllable.
"I——haven't done it for a long time. That's why—you know, man——" Xue Minzong felt that the taste in these words was not right the more he said, and he had never experienced incoherent speech.But how should I say this?Language seems suddenly scarce!The atmosphere was so embarrassing as if he had been frozen by the cold air of Antarctica, Xue Minzong touched his nose and leaned towards Wu Wang.Seeing his body involuntarily wanting to move, Xue Minzong's eyes turned dark all of a sudden, but Wu Wang endured and endured, but he did not move after all.
Satisfied, Xue Minzong sat over, hugged Wu Wang, and wrapped him in his arms. "Xiao Wang, you should be officially the age of a wolf and a tiger at your age." After waiting for a long time, Xue Minzong did not expect such a sentence, Wu Wang's ears were burning hot, trembling, he didn't know what to do.
"I've never seen you do it yourself. Could it be that you have a girlfriend?"
Wu Wang was a little confused when he heard it, and he hid the breath coming out of Xue Minzong's mouth in fear, and asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?" Xue Minzong curled his mouth, but didn't laugh.The atmosphere didn't seem so weird anymore, so I became playful.He put his hand on Wu Wang's crotch suddenly, and said, "You haven't touched this place yourself?" Wu Wang jumped up in fright, but Xue Minzong hugged his waist, and fell back into his arms after being startled.
"You—don't move—I." Wu Wang remembered the first time he met Xue Minzong, that man named Xiao P—could it be that he wanted to do something to him? "I - no - you - don't do it -" Wu Wang didn't know what to do, his face was almost on fire, he just asked Xue Minzong to let go of himself quickly.
Seeing his awkward appearance, Xue Minzong no longer made things difficult for him.He smiled lightly and let go.But I couldn't help but think in my heart, I've done it all. "Okay, go to sleep. Good night." Xue Minzong said with a smile.Wu Wang got the pardon and ran back to the bedroom in a panic.
Xue Minzong leaned on the sofa, looking at that stupid guy, not knowing whether to be envious or jealous.The nonsense just now only temporarily made Xue Minzong forget about the trouble.
"Ah——" After sighing, he still didn't feel relieved, the two brothers and sisters of the Ni family were really troublesome.Ni Suming is so smart, he will not forget his warning.As for Ni Sujie, although Xue Minzong wouldn't really do everything right, he would definitely not marry her.Since there is nothing to do with the sick woman, it is better to throw it to her brother to solve it.
Wu Wang was lying on the bed, his heart still racing wildly.The smell Xue Minzong left in his mouth was still there, no matter how hard he panted, he couldn't let the smell go away.Wu Wang lay on the bed flustered, and reached under the pillow to feel his little button.Wu Wang felt wronged, he thought Xue Minzong was bullying him.
"It stinks bad." Wu Wang whispered to the sleeping Xiao Douding, and a snoring came in response.
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