Fool Wu Wang

The villa's small garden is smaller than Xue's, but it is enough for Wu Wang and Xiao Douding to play.After waking up from the afternoon nap, Xue Minzong couldn't find those two figures.He could only swim laps and laps in the swimming pool by himself, and when he heard scattered laughter from a distance, Xue Minzong gave another stab in depression.

Wu Wang and Xiao Douding were playing with mud in the garden, and they had already made a lot of things.There was not enough water, so Xiao Douding walked to the pool with a small plastic bucket, and just as he squatted down to fetch water, Xue Minzong popped up.

"What are you doing!" Xue Minzong took off his swimming goggles, wiped the water off his face, and watched helplessly as the sand standing at the bottom of the bucket entered the swimming pool.Xiao Douding ignored him, walked up to Wu Wang with half a bucket of water, and asked anxiously, "Xiao Zan~ How is it?" Wu Wang was making a boat out of mud, and it was almost ready, waiting for a stick to stick into it. , as a mast, and a leaf as a sail.

"Soon." Wu Wang shouted.

Xue Minzong in the water couldn't stand the drifting further and further away from the mud and sand, so he went ashore.He put on a bath towel and sat on the deck chair to bask in the sun, sipped the juice and waited to see what the two boys were going to do.After a while, Wu Wang finished his work and walked to the pool with a bunch of dark things in his arms.

"Let's set sail~~" Xiao Douding clapped his hands and shouted from the side. "Hey, stop!!!" Xue Minzong shouted one step too late, and the seven small mud boats entered his swimming pool.The boat sank as soon as it entered, and the not-so-solid silt melted completely after hitting the water, and the silt scattered in the clear water.Wu Wang and Xiao Douding watched in disappointment as their masterpiece, which had been busy all afternoon, was ruined like this.

"Look, my little savings is heavy." Xiao Douding said sadly, pouted.

"It's okay—do it again—"

"You dare to do it again!" A gloomy voice came from behind, Wu Wang turned his head and was startled.When did Xue Minzong stand behind him?Wu Wang opened his two mud claws and said with a smile: "—Baby—I want a boat—" Xiao Douding heard this, and pressed the little mud claws on Xue Minzong's bare legs, "Baby's saving~~ Woo~~~”

Xue Minzong twitched, his swimming pool was dirty!And these two little things are still thinking about those dirty lumps of mud. "Take your hands away!" Xue Minzong bowed his head and said to his son who was supporting his leg.Wu Wang sensed that something was wrong, he stretched his neck and grabbed Xiao Douding's hand and was about to run away, but Xue Minzong dragged him back before he lifted his legs. "Where do you want to go!"

Wu Wang stretched out his muddy hand to push Xue Minzong, and instantly there were two handprints on his chest.Not to mention the leg, Xiao Douding patted Xue Minzong's calf, pressing a mud paw print.Wu Wang looked at Xue Minzong cautiously, and wanted to take pictures of the muddy handprints on his chest, but he took more and more pictures.After a few shots, Xue Minzong's chest was covered with mud.

"You two are dead!" Xue Minzong gritted his teeth and said viciously.Before Wu Wang could scream, his body flew into the air and was thrown into the pool.Xiao Douding was startled, seeing Wu Wang falling in, she wanted to jump in, but was picked up by Xue Minzong.The little short legs kicked on Xue Minzong's chest, shouting: "Smelly is a big villain!" Xue Minzong frowned, and the little thing in his hand was like a little clay figurine. It was so dirty that beating him would be too dirty hands.

"I'll beat you after you clean it up." Xue Minzong turned around and left with Xiaodouding in his arms.Wu Wang anxiously climbed ashore and chased after him.However, the shore was too slippery, his feet got wet, and he couldn't stand still and rushed towards Xue Minzong's back.His fingers grabbed it randomly, as if he had caught something.There was only a stabbing sound, and then fell heavily to the ground.

Xue Minzong suddenly felt a chill, looked down, and saw that there were only two pieces of cloth hanging on the heels of the boxer swimming trunks. "Wu Wang!!!" The roar attracted several maids, seeing Xue Minzong's embarrassment, they all hid their faces and sniggered, and then ran away.Wu Wang got up and said with a mournful face, "I, it wasn't—intentionally." As he said that, he wanted to take something to block him.But there was nothing at hand, and suddenly saw Xiaodouding.Wu Wang had an idea, grabbed Xue Minzong and moved Xiaodouding's hand down a little bit.Xiao Douding's butt was just under Xue Minzong's.

"It's okay—the baby is in the way—I—don't laugh, let me—" Wu Wang wanted to reassure Xue Minzong, but after he finished speaking, he found that his face turned darker!Xue Minzong threw Xiaodouding to Wu Wang, walked to the place where the reclining chair was placed, wrapped a bath towel around his waist and glanced back at the two people, his eyes clearly intended to settle accounts after the fall.Wu Wang wanted to say something, but after seeing Xue Minzong's eyes, he held back.

When Xue Minzong went to take a shower, he always felt a stabbing pain in his buttocks, and he didn't know what was going on.When I reached out and touched it, there was blood!Standing in front of the mirror, I turned around and saw that there were three blood marks on the back of my buttocks. "Wu Wang!" Xue Minzong gritted his teeth and growled.

Wu Wang and Xiao Douding were also taking a shower in the bathroom, they didn't know if they didn't wash, they were really dirty.

The young maids whispered about Xue Minzong's figure and that magnificent place.I didn't expect that the shape of Asians could be so good...Suddenly, there was a bang from upstairs, and everyone looked up.Another sound!Then accompanied by giggles.

"Please—I don't—giggle—ah—hahahaha—" Xue Minzong never bothered to do things like beating people himself, and his purpose was to make people die happily.Xiao Douding saw that Smelly and Wu Wang were having so much fun, so he joined without hesitation.

Wu Wang was afraid of itchiness, especially when itched, itching wherever he touched it.Xiao Douding followed Xue Minzong to poke here and scratch there, Wu Wang rolled on the bed like a loach. "Farewell—no, never again—" Wu Wang burst into tears with a smile.

"Tell me, what about my ass!" Xue Minzong pressed Wu Wang to prevent him from getting up, there were countless bacteria and viruses on his dirty paw.

"I—hehehe—help you—apply the medicine—hehehe"

"I'm hurt, are you happy?"

"No--"

"Then why are you laughing!"

Wu Wang looked at Xue Minzong aggrievedly, "You want to scratch—"

"So, it's my fault!"

"It's not your fault - it's not your fault - um ha ha ha ha ha -"

Suddenly, a mobile phone rang.At this time, Xue Changzong's exclusive ringtone, every time it rang, Xue Minzong was like a child who was caught by someone.He picked up the phone and let out a hello.

"Minzong, remember to give your baby longevity noodles today."

"Uh--I remember." Xue Minzong exhaled, he really forgot.Xue Changzong babbled for a while, and then said, "Let the baby listen to the phone."

"Well, good." Xue Minzong handed the phone to the little guy, and Xiao Douding put the phone to his ear solemnly. "Hey, it's not a baby." Then I heard a series of hearty laughter from the opposite side. "My baby is so smart, he can answer the phone at such a young age. Call uncle!"

"Big Daddy." Little Douding called out loudly.

"So smart, so smart."

Xue Minzong really couldn't understand, how could the eldest brother see that the little guy is smart from those few words?Obviously two years old and can't speak clearly.Looking down at Wu Wang again, the boy looked at Xiao Douding proudly. "Baby is smart!" Wu Wang said with a smile.

"so stupid!"

"Mr. Xue -- you --" the door opened, Xue Minzong and Wu Wang turned their heads at the same time, the butler was taken aback for a moment, then slightly lowered his head and said, "Mr. Yu is here." Then he exited the room respectfully.Xue Minzong looked at the messy person in his arms, and suddenly understood the reason for the butler's embarrassment.

On the other side of the bed, Xiao Douding was still talking on the phone with his uncle.Fortunately, Xiao Douding didn't understand anything, otherwise he really didn't know how to explain it.Xue Minzong let go of Wu Wang, straightened his clothes and went downstairs.

Wu Wang lost his breath from laughing, lying on the bed panting.Xiao Douding hung up his uncle's phone call, crawled to Wu Wang's side and rubbed his stomach. "Don't cry, don't cry." Wu Wang pulled his sour face from a smile. "I didn't cry. It stinks!" Wu Wang lay on the bed, muttering.But my heart was inexplicably warm, my face turned red for a while, and then turned pale, and finally buried my face in Xiaodouding's stomach, as if I had no face to face anyone.Xiao Douding thought he was crying, so he patted Wu Wang's head and said, "Don't cry, don't cry, the baby is here." After saying that, the little guy got off the bed and ran out.

Xiao Douding climbed on the railing of the stairs and looked down. Smelly was sitting on the sofa with an uncle he didn't know. "Smelly bad!" After Xiao Douding finished speaking, he jumped off step by step while holding on to the railing.

Xue Minzong looked at the little guy standing there inexplicably, and wanted to ask him if he was okay.Suddenly, Xiao Douding yelled and rushed over, jumped angrily, and hit Xue Minzong's knee with his small fist. "Hit you, hit you, hit you~~~"

"This is your son?" Yu Rensong asked amusedly.Xue Minzong nodded depressingly, and made sure together, this little thing will definitely not be a dutiful son in the future. "Wu Wang, get him away from me!" Xue Minzong shouted upstairs.After a while, Wu Wang hurried down and picked up Xiao Douding. "Wang--big stinky smell." Xiaodouding said indignantly.

Wu Wang smiled and kissed the little thing, and carried him upstairs.Yu Rensong's eyes followed Wu Wang's back until they disappeared, and then he retracted them, "New ones?" Yu Rensong asked.

"No, nanny."

Yu Rensong snorted and said, "Ghosts believe you." Xue Minzong's face involuntarily became hot, but it was not easy to show it in front of bad friends.He wasn't lying, he was indeed a nanny, but a nanny who could seduce people.The body friction just now made Xue Minzong a little distracted now. Looking at Yu Rensong, he wondered why he didn't leave?

"Could it be that you want to eat but don't dare to eat it? Are there people you dare not touch?" Yu Rensong added fuel to the scene, Xue Minzong glanced at him and snorted without answering. He called the servants and asked them to prepare dinner. By the way, I ordered a cake.

"In the evening, my son will celebrate his birthday, so I won't keep you." Xue Minzong said.

"How can you treat guests like this?"

"I didn't bring a present, what kind of birthday party did you come to?" Xue Minzong hummed.

"Who said I didn't take it."

In the evening, the servants set the dining table by the pool in the garden.The cake that arrived was double layered and looked good.Xue Minzong didn't like sweets, so he asked them to put the cake far away from him.Xiao Douding changed into new clothes and came out holding Wu Wang's hand.

"Little guy, I'm your godfather. Come call me godfather." Yu Rensong walked up to Xiao Douding, said with a smile while hugging him.

"Smelly—" Xiao Douding pointed at Xue Minzong and shouted.Yu Rensong asked curiously: "What is——"

"It's alright, let's eat."

The servant lit three candles, and Yu Rensong took the lead in singing an out-of-key birthday song.Then, the baby sprayed the cake with saliva in one breath.Fortunately, the candles were all extinguished, so I could save another sip.This further strengthened Xue Minzong's belief that he didn't intend to touch that cake.Yu Rensong took out a check and swiped it twice as a gift to his godson. Xue Minzong said dissatisfied: "You will teach the children badly, so I will keep it for him." Although Yu Rensong despised Xue Minzong for this This kind of behavior, but had to give him the red envelope.Who let him be on someone else's territory today!

Wu Wang couldn't understand what they were talking about, (Note: They were speaking in Cantonese, don't forget that this is Hong Kong) a man silently held a spoon to feed Xiao Douding.Yu Rensong glanced at Wu Wang, and asked again: "Is it really your new lover?"

"I said no."

"Then, how about giving me."

"Get out!" Xue Minzong was about to fly towards Yu Rensong's head with a knife and fork, but Yu Rensong understood it by waving his hands with a smile.Xue Minzong wanted to eat but couldn't eat it, so he was holding back here.Yu Rensong raised his eyebrows and looked at Xue Minzong and said frivolously: "Brother, let me help you." Xue Minzong glared at Yu Rensong gloomyly, and saw him pour Wu Wang a full glass of wine wine.