Fool Wu Wang

Wu Wang doesn't know how to use bank cards, and every time he has money, he takes the bank card to Wu Qi's school and gives it to him.Watching him fiddle with the money at the machine for a while, he said it was done, and then he put the card back in his jacket pocket with confidence.When Wu Qi transferred the money this time, he found that the money in it had become 5000 yuan, so he asked, "Brother, didn't the salary say [-] yuan? Why did it become [-] yuan in two months?"

Wu Wang looked at the strings of things on the screen, shook his head, thought carefully for a long time, and then suddenly realized: "The salary has been raised." I have to keep it for my brother.Wu Wang is in his twenties this year, and in the village he is at the right age to get married.Brother like this, just find an honest woman to live with.With some money in hand, it shouldn't be a big problem.My brother is not good at speaking, and he is a bit stupid, but he has a good heart, and someone will like him.

Wu Qi took out 400 yuan and put it in Wu Wang's jacket pocket, and told him while putting it away, "Brother, I will sell you clothes for you, and I can earn my own living expenses."

"Buy——buy shoes for my brother." Wu Wang looked down and saw that his brother was still wearing the single shoes he bought a few years ago. It was getting cold, and he should change into a pair of thicker shoes.

"I have it, you can buy it." Wu Qi held his brother's shoulders, and the two walked and gave way.Wu Qi asked Wu Wang if he was tired from work, Wu Wang tilted his head and thought for a long time.I don't know how to answer.He wanted to say that he wasn't tired, if it was just Xiaodouding and himself, it would be very easy.It was easier than being at home, but it would be different if Xue Minzong was there.But Xue Minzong didn't come here very often, he would occasionally come back for a day or two, but Wu Wang had to do more work in those two days than in three or four days.

"Tired from work?" Wu Qi looked at his brother distressedly.

"Could it be—that uncle, troublemaker—hey, he's like an old kid." Wu Wang said in embarrassment.

"Is everyone surnamed Xue so worrying?" Wu Qi muttered, and then said: "Brother, when I graduate and find a job, you don't have to be a nanny anymore."

"It's okay, baby—" Thinking of the little guy at home, Wu Wang felt soft in his heart, "It's the same as when you were a child—just listen to me."

Wu Wang still doesn't know how to take the bus, and walks everywhere.When he was at home, he walked tens of miles of mountain roads, and his feet were kung fu, so he didn't get tired no matter how far he walked.The roads in big cities are all straight, east to west, east to west, much easier than the mountain roads in villages.Wu Wang looked at the shops on the street as he walked, and when he saw a shop selling shoes, he wrote it down.Wait until someday to come out and buy it for Wu Qi.Today Xue Minzong only gave him a short vacation, and Xiao Douding had to go back before he woke up.Since Wu Wang stopped working under the sun, he has become a little paler than before.It looks more like Wu Qi.

When he got home, Wu Wang opened the door, and a deafening cry came to his face.Wu Wang hurriedly ran in and saw the baby crying on the ground, Xue Minzong frowned and sat on the sofa ignoring him.Such a big man, why can't he get along with a little doll every day.Wu Wang wanted to talk about him, but he was the master after all.Endured it without saying anything and ran over to pick up the baby.

"Don't worry about him." Xue Minzong roared.Wu Wang was frightened, he was fine before he went out today, but when he came back, he was not happy again.The baby hugged Wu Wang's neck and cried with aggrievedness, refusing to let go.Xue Minzong strode over and lifted Xiaodouding out of Wu Wang's arms.Put it on the place where you were lying on your stomach just now, and say: "Get up by yourself, and cry if you can't get up! You don't have to worry about it." After Xue Minzong finished speaking, he turned around and left, Wu Wang was so distressed that he wanted to squat down and hug him again.Xue Minzong turned around suddenly and shouted: "I told you, leave him alone!"

Wu Wang retracted his hands and looked at the little guy on the ground crying with his ass pouted, as if he was the one lying on the ground now.Xue Minzong ignored it and went straight into the study.Xiao Douding cried louder and louder than the last, Wu Wang stood aside and didn't know what to do. He wanted to go and hug him, but he didn't dare. "Baby, don't cry—" Wu Wang said anxiously, Xiao Douding heard Wu Wang's voice, raised his head, and crawled to his feet sobbing.After crawling over, he grabbed Wu Wang's trouser legs, crying and saying, "Wang—hug woo woo woo——————"

"Don't cry, don't cry——" Wu Wang knelt down and wiped the tears from the baby's face.Xue Minzong rushed out again and shouted, "You don't understand human speech, do you?"

Wu Wang squatted on the ground, looking up at Xue Minzong.Xiao Douding stood up and threw herself into Wu Wang's arms. "Look, hug—" Wu Wang ignored Xue Minzong's murderous eyes, picked up Xiaodouding, and ran back to the nursery.Seeing that Xue Minzong was about to catch up, he quickly locked the door.Xue Minzong jumped angrily outside the door and kicked the door several times.

"Wu Wang, don't you fucking want to do it anymore!" Xue Minzong roared outside.

"Baby—little—can't hit—" Wu Wang pleaded through the door.

"I didn't beat him!" Wu Wang didn't believe it, he pressed against the door firmly, hugged Xiaodouding in his arms to comfort him. "Don't cry, don't cry—the baby doesn't cry—" After hugging and coaxing for a while, Xiao Douding became quiet.Xue Minzong outside was also quiet, and Wu Wang patted his beating heart.Before he could slow down here, the door opened.Xue Minzong threw out the spare key, blocked the door, and said to Wu Wang: "Children can't be so arrogant! Especially boys! If you don't understand, don't worry about it."

When Xiao Douding saw Xue Minzong, he was so frightened that he hid in his arms.Wu Wang patted him and hid far away, looking warily at the man who was on the verge of going berserk at the door.

Xue Minzong was really wronged, he didn't touch that little thing with a finger, it was fine before.After waking up, Xue Minzong took him out and put him on the ground to play.He fell down while walking, and opened his arms to be hugged.Xue Minzong ignored him and let him stand up by himself.The little thing ignored him and started crying.Before Wu Wang came in, he howled twice.This little thing thought that someone had decided for him, so he cried louder.Xue Minzong, who was already impatient with children, suddenly became angry, and his tone was a bit serious, making Wu Wang think that he had done something to that little thing.

Xue Minzong stood at the door, sulked for a while, turned around and went out.Xiao Douding felt that he had won, patted Wu Wang's face and laughed. "Smelly bad!"

"It's not Smelly, it's Dad." Wu Wang said with a wry smile.As soon as the words were finished, Xue Minzong turned back and asked with a bad face, "What do you mean by stinky!" Of course Wu Wang didn't dare to say it, and shook his head while holding the baby.Xue Minzong took a few steps closer, forced Wu Wang to look at him, and asked again: "Speak quickly!" Wu Wang bit his lip but refused to speak. Xiao Douding put his arms around Wu Wang's neck, stared at Xue Minzong, and said again: "Smelly!"

"Okay, let's not say it." Xue Minzong snatched Xiaodouding over before he finished speaking.With one hand up, the other rests on his ass. "Say it or not!" Xiao Douding looked at Wu Wang with flickering eyes, and opened his arms to hug him.Wu Wang was struggling, and a slap landed on the baby's butt.

"Don't—don't hit—it's papa—" after Wu Wang finished speaking, Xue Minzong became even more confused. baba?Listening to the tone is definitely not Dad!

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Douding wrinkled his face and let out an "um" vigorously.Xue Minzong's palm on Xiaodouding's butt felt warm, and Wu Wang walked over to take the baby carefully.Xue Minzong opened his hand, and the color of his palm had changed.Wu Wang pointed to his palm and said, "Papa."

After finishing speaking, he ran quickly and went into the toilet to clean up the mess for Xiaodouding. Why did he poop all of a sudden?Xiaodouding usually tells Wu Wang when he poops!Xue Minzong walked in with a dark face, endured his nausea and put his hands under the faucet to flush, the more flushed his face became uglier.There's nothing you can do to get angry, you can't really beat him up!

Wu Wang turned Xiaodouding upside down and put it on his knees, Lao Gao, with his little butt turned up, wiped it and said, "Smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly smell!"After taking off his crotch pants, he realized that the pants were the same, and it seemed that he had to take a shower.The dirty clothes were thrown into the basin in balls, and Xiao Douding was placed by the wall. Just as Wu Wang let go, Xiao Douding was about to walk in the direction of Xue Minzong's station with his bare buttocks. Xue Minzong shouted in panic: "Stop him!" Wu Wang Wang turned his head and said with a smile, "Don't move, baby, take a bath."

As soon as the little guy left a small yellow footprint on the sole of his shoe, Xue Minzong gritted his teeth and turned his eyes away.After putting the water in, Wu Wang picked up the little guy, wiped off the smell with toilet paper, and threw him into the water.

"Wash it yourself." Wu Wang said.Little Douding clucked and patted the surface of the water, and the water splashed everywhere.Small arms like fat lotus roots paddle back and forth in the water.

"Don't make trouble, take a shower." Wu Wang said again patiently.This time, Xiao Douding obediently held up his little paws and rubbed his arms, calves, and face.Wu Wang smiled and picked up Xiao Douding's face and kissed it.

The scene in front of him was like a loud slap on Xue Minzong's face, this little thing deliberately opposed him!I raised my hand and smelled it, and it seemed to still smell, so I washed it again with hand sanitizer.Wu Wang wiped the ground that was dirty by the little guy, washed and tidied up the dirty clothes, and carried the little guy out again.Seeing that Xue Minzong was still washing his hands, Wu Wang smiled and went out with the baby in his arms.

Ever since he knew the true meaning of that stinky, Xue Minzong would stare at him whenever he heard that little thing call stinky.The little thing used Wu Wang as a backer, and when he saw Xue Minzong was angry, he burrowed into Wu Wang's arms.

In the evening, Xiao Douding sat on the sofa waiting for his favorite cartoon on time, and the familiar theme song played.Xiao Douding stood on the sofa and began to twist his buttocks to the music, and was having a good time.Suddenly, the sofa sank, and Xue Minzong took the remote control and switched the TV to the financial channel.Xiao Douding stared blankly at the beautiful sheep on TV who had turned into a bald old man, looked at Xue Minzong and burst into tears.Wu Wang was cooking when he heard crying and ran out.

Aggrieved, Xiao Douding threw herself into Wu Wang's arms, "Wang—Mi Yangyang—woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" pointing at the TV and crying.Wu Wang looked at Xue Minzong in embarrassment, the baby was very obedient watching TV at this time of day, Wu Wang took advantage of this time to prepare dinner.Seeing that Xue Minzong had no intention of yielding to Xiaodouding, Wu Wang could only give up.

"Baby—be good, don't look—cook with me—"

"—Look at Mi Yangyang——oooh—baby, look at Mi Yangyang—" Xiao Douding cried loudly, struggling to get off Wu Wang's body, and grabbed the remote control in Xue Minzong's hand.

Xue Minzong held up the remote control and looked at the little guy with snot and tears all over his face.Xue Minzong often comes here to live recently, because his stomach is a little uncomfortable recently, Wu Wang can guarantee his three meals on time, and the taste is very good.

"Get him away." Xue Minzong said impatiently.Wu Wang went over to grab Xiao Douding, but he didn't let go of Xue Minzong's trousers, vowing to defend his right to watch TV to the death.Wu Wang didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of hurting Xiao Douding, so he could only squat down and talk to him.

"Baby—don't read—"

"Look at Mi Yangyang!" Xiao Douding stood firm.

"We'll see in a moment—will you?"

"Not good," Xiaodouding pursed his mouth and was about to cry again.Wu Wang looked at Xue Minzong in embarrassment, and said pitifully, "Let—baby—look—" Xue Minzong didn't even look at the two people squatting at his feet, and stared at the TV intently.Wu Wang sighed, the big one was harder to serve than the small one.Putting his arms around Xiao Douding's neck, Wu Wang whispered to him mysteriously.Xiao Douding looked at Wu Wang, seemingly in disbelief.Wu Wang lay next to his ear and whispered to him for a while, the little guy finally let go of his hand and followed Wu Wang to leave. (What Wu Wang said was: Let's cook and not feed him.)

Xue Minzong glanced at the people who left, one big and one small, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with his behavior.You bought the TV yourself, so you naturally have the right to decide what to watch!