[Avengers + US Entertainment] Daily life of local tyrants
Chapter 7 Birthday
"The next one is, tell a joke that makes both of us laugh." This outrageous and outrageous request had to come from Tony.
The embarrassing thing is that Jarvis told more than 70 jokes in order to deal with the two snake spirits with different laughs. In fact, it was not the jokes themselves that the two laughed, and Jarvis used a serious attitude and used With a serious tone, they laughed together at the event of completing this task.
"What's the next item?" Tony turned his head and asked Claire who was holding the list.
"The next item is, Jarvis, hack Elena Fosse's computer and mobile phone to see if there are any pornographic photos." Needless to say, this more boring, shameless, and unreasonable request must have been made by Tony.
To this, Claire said, "So does Jarvis have it?"
Tony expressed his appreciation for his assistant's lack of integrity when he really played it!
"If the identification standard for pornographic photos is the degree of exposure, 23 photos of wearing underwear or swimsuits were scanned, 17 photos of nude photos, and 10 photos of sexual intercourse."
In this regard, Claire said that Jarvis is really, "Otaku artifact!"
"I knew that woman was prudish!" The reason why I still have an impression of this woman is because Tony went up to strike up a conversation when he was bored at the banquet a few days ago. After the woman severely criticized Tony's three views, the second Tian also made a show of his flirting with him on the show, and claimed that he would not have sex before marriage.Of course, the show part was given to him by Claire gossip.
"The next item is...translation?" Without further entanglement with Elena, Tony Stark is a stingy man, but not a mean person. Jarvis didn't file the photo at all. If he wanted Elena With ruined reputation, these photos are not used at all.
"Ah, I want to test Jarvis' ability to translate." This was a seemingly nonsensical request from Claire.
In fact, Claire did this because of her next career plan.She couldn't take care of Tony for the rest of her life, at least not if she wanted to.No matter how slutty Tony is, sooner or later he will have a girlfriend and get married. In fact, Jarvis's performance in just one night is enough to prove that she is of little use.In Tony's pa career, apart from learning and upgrading some life skills, Klar has no gain in professional skills at all.Claire, who is thinking about her future, and in her spare time, reads articles and movies online.I found that in the entertainment industry, many blockbuster classic film and television dramas in my impression do not exist at all, but Claire is not surprised at this point. You must know that this world is originally a product of movies, and it is not surprising that many data in the entertainment industry have been harmonized. .Also moved the idea of publishing those novels adapted from film and television dramas on the Internet.After all, strictly speaking, code words may be Claire's only professional skill, and it was also sealed due to language barriers.With the little expert Jarvis, some of Claire's thoughts came alive again.
Regarding Tony's puzzled expression, Claire could only make an excuse, "I will rely on Jarvis for my English in the future."
This excuse is also reasonable for Tony. After all, when he often talks, Claire will look at him with confused eyes.He always needs to slow down painfully, or simply replace a word she repeats with a simple word.
[When you can't have it again, the only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it. 】I don’t know why when I was the first to try to find some classic lines to translate, the first thing I thought of was indeed this sentence in Dongxiexidu, “Translate into popular version and literary version respectively.”
Claire was very satisfied with the two versions translated by Jarvis. Although she couldn't write it, it didn't mean she didn't have the ability to appreciate it. At least the two sentences translated by Jarvis were very satisfactory to her in terms of style and artistic conception, at least in terms of language. Come on, she doesn't have to worry.
On the contrary, Tony had a weird expression after hearing Jarvis' translation.
……
The two of them tossed and tossed all night, the sky was getting dark, and the two of them were more or less tired.Leaning on the sofa, Claire spoke. "Tony, how do you see the sunrise from here?"
"Absolutely great."
After speaking, he took Claire to the top of the building, chose the best viewing angle, faced the sea breeze, and watched the sun emerge bit by bit.The two sat side by side on the ground, perhaps because they were tired, or because they didn't want to spoil the atmosphere, neither spoke.
"Thank you, this is the best birthday present I've ever received." Claire said softly until the sun peeked out half of her body.
"What?!" Tony turned his head in surprise, but forgot how close they were.
Claire's head was also tilted in Tony's direction. When Tony turned his head, the two of them were almost nose to nose, and the atmosphere instantly became ambiguous.
Claire tilted her head back unconsciously, Tony's eyes looking at her made her heart beat a little abnormally fast. "Today also happens to be my birthday."
In fact, when planning Tony's birthday before, Claire discovered that the two people's birthdays were actually on the same day, but Claire didn't think it was meaningful to say it. After all, Miss Potts had worked so hard as Tony's assistant for so many years. I don't remember her birthday at all, and she bought her birthday present for herself.
"Is there anything you want to do, but you didn't do it." Maybe it was because of the atmosphere, maybe it was the one-night company, or maybe it was just thinking about it, Tony asked.
Claire vaguely remembers a sentence that was quite respected in college, talking about a desperate love, and "a trip that just goes away."
"Well, then you are really lucky, I am one of the best tour guides." After speaking, he pulled Claire down the roof.
"Jarvis, navigator, the destination is the airport. New York airport."
Claire sat on the co-pilot and looked at Tony in confusion, "Don't you have a private airport?"
Tony winked at Claire, "Your wish is travel, and mine is adventure. Combined, it will be an adventurous trip, and all arrangements will be left to fate. Where is the fastest plane to take off later, and where will it go. "
Claire, who was not too cold at first, suddenly began to look forward to this trip after being told this.
"Claire, don't you think this is the rhythm of our elopement~" Tony said as he rushed to the airport.
"Just shutup!" Claire couldn't help but smile.
The embarrassing thing is that Jarvis told more than 70 jokes in order to deal with the two snake spirits with different laughs. In fact, it was not the jokes themselves that the two laughed, and Jarvis used a serious attitude and used With a serious tone, they laughed together at the event of completing this task.
"What's the next item?" Tony turned his head and asked Claire who was holding the list.
"The next item is, Jarvis, hack Elena Fosse's computer and mobile phone to see if there are any pornographic photos." Needless to say, this more boring, shameless, and unreasonable request must have been made by Tony.
To this, Claire said, "So does Jarvis have it?"
Tony expressed his appreciation for his assistant's lack of integrity when he really played it!
"If the identification standard for pornographic photos is the degree of exposure, 23 photos of wearing underwear or swimsuits were scanned, 17 photos of nude photos, and 10 photos of sexual intercourse."
In this regard, Claire said that Jarvis is really, "Otaku artifact!"
"I knew that woman was prudish!" The reason why I still have an impression of this woman is because Tony went up to strike up a conversation when he was bored at the banquet a few days ago. After the woman severely criticized Tony's three views, the second Tian also made a show of his flirting with him on the show, and claimed that he would not have sex before marriage.Of course, the show part was given to him by Claire gossip.
"The next item is...translation?" Without further entanglement with Elena, Tony Stark is a stingy man, but not a mean person. Jarvis didn't file the photo at all. If he wanted Elena With ruined reputation, these photos are not used at all.
"Ah, I want to test Jarvis' ability to translate." This was a seemingly nonsensical request from Claire.
In fact, Claire did this because of her next career plan.She couldn't take care of Tony for the rest of her life, at least not if she wanted to.No matter how slutty Tony is, sooner or later he will have a girlfriend and get married. In fact, Jarvis's performance in just one night is enough to prove that she is of little use.In Tony's pa career, apart from learning and upgrading some life skills, Klar has no gain in professional skills at all.Claire, who is thinking about her future, and in her spare time, reads articles and movies online.I found that in the entertainment industry, many blockbuster classic film and television dramas in my impression do not exist at all, but Claire is not surprised at this point. You must know that this world is originally a product of movies, and it is not surprising that many data in the entertainment industry have been harmonized. .Also moved the idea of publishing those novels adapted from film and television dramas on the Internet.After all, strictly speaking, code words may be Claire's only professional skill, and it was also sealed due to language barriers.With the little expert Jarvis, some of Claire's thoughts came alive again.
Regarding Tony's puzzled expression, Claire could only make an excuse, "I will rely on Jarvis for my English in the future."
This excuse is also reasonable for Tony. After all, when he often talks, Claire will look at him with confused eyes.He always needs to slow down painfully, or simply replace a word she repeats with a simple word.
[When you can't have it again, the only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it. 】I don’t know why when I was the first to try to find some classic lines to translate, the first thing I thought of was indeed this sentence in Dongxiexidu, “Translate into popular version and literary version respectively.”
Claire was very satisfied with the two versions translated by Jarvis. Although she couldn't write it, it didn't mean she didn't have the ability to appreciate it. At least the two sentences translated by Jarvis were very satisfactory to her in terms of style and artistic conception, at least in terms of language. Come on, she doesn't have to worry.
On the contrary, Tony had a weird expression after hearing Jarvis' translation.
……
The two of them tossed and tossed all night, the sky was getting dark, and the two of them were more or less tired.Leaning on the sofa, Claire spoke. "Tony, how do you see the sunrise from here?"
"Absolutely great."
After speaking, he took Claire to the top of the building, chose the best viewing angle, faced the sea breeze, and watched the sun emerge bit by bit.The two sat side by side on the ground, perhaps because they were tired, or because they didn't want to spoil the atmosphere, neither spoke.
"Thank you, this is the best birthday present I've ever received." Claire said softly until the sun peeked out half of her body.
"What?!" Tony turned his head in surprise, but forgot how close they were.
Claire's head was also tilted in Tony's direction. When Tony turned his head, the two of them were almost nose to nose, and the atmosphere instantly became ambiguous.
Claire tilted her head back unconsciously, Tony's eyes looking at her made her heart beat a little abnormally fast. "Today also happens to be my birthday."
In fact, when planning Tony's birthday before, Claire discovered that the two people's birthdays were actually on the same day, but Claire didn't think it was meaningful to say it. After all, Miss Potts had worked so hard as Tony's assistant for so many years. I don't remember her birthday at all, and she bought her birthday present for herself.
"Is there anything you want to do, but you didn't do it." Maybe it was because of the atmosphere, maybe it was the one-night company, or maybe it was just thinking about it, Tony asked.
Claire vaguely remembers a sentence that was quite respected in college, talking about a desperate love, and "a trip that just goes away."
"Well, then you are really lucky, I am one of the best tour guides." After speaking, he pulled Claire down the roof.
"Jarvis, navigator, the destination is the airport. New York airport."
Claire sat on the co-pilot and looked at Tony in confusion, "Don't you have a private airport?"
Tony winked at Claire, "Your wish is travel, and mine is adventure. Combined, it will be an adventurous trip, and all arrangements will be left to fate. Where is the fastest plane to take off later, and where will it go. "
Claire, who was not too cold at first, suddenly began to look forward to this trip after being told this.
"Claire, don't you think this is the rhythm of our elopement~" Tony said as he rushed to the airport.
"Just shutup!" Claire couldn't help but smile.
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