[Avengers + US Entertainment] Daily life of local tyrants

"Be alert and put out the fire at any time!" Tony said to Xiao Dai who was holding a fire extinguisher next to him. "Claire, you can start filming."

"Understood!" Claire took the video camera and photographed this historic moment with excitement.

"Start the hand control, take it slowly first, try the driving force, energy 20%, 3, 2, 1--"

This is not a drill, mind you, this is not a drill!

call out--

"Well--!!"

Poof--x2. One is from Derpy's fire extinguisher spray, and one is Claire laughing uncontrollably.

"Idiot, you are the biggest failure in my work!" The corpse lying on the ground was sprayed with dry white powder.

"Oh my god~ Jarvis, capture this video, it's the two seconds when the parabola is thrown out. Make a gif, and I'm going to save it to my phone as a screen saver!" I almost rolled on the ground laughing.She still still remembers how frantically she kept pressing the button during this period of the year, unable to stop at all!

"Claire, stop your smirking!" Tony got up from the foam board. This was a protective measure that Claire asked to arrange before death. In fact, it was really effective, otherwise he would keep breaking his arms and legs, or at least his nose and face would be bruised.

"Look at my phone screen saver and you'll know why I can't hold back my laughter anymore!" With Jarvis's high efficiency, he immediately captured the video, compressed the image and sent it to Claire's phone as a gif .

"Stop, your IQ is already on the same level as Xiaodai, laugh again and I will donate you and Xiaodai to the community college!"

Tony asked the robot to move the fireproof heat shield to the spacious place next to it, and Claire reminded at the right time, "Jarvis move the car away." In view of Tony's unreliable experiments for a long time, Claire proposed that the parking space can be sunken to the next floor. This not only provides a wider space, but also protects the car.

"Jarvis, don't use it for now." Tony supported his waist and took off the device under his feet. "The propulsion system still needs to be adjusted."

"Is your waist okay?" It's not easy at an age!

"Do I look like something's wrong?" Tony said arrogantly.

"Like." Claire who loves to tell the truth.

"Women like to think wildly. Idiot, put down the fire extinguisher, come here, take this Phillips screwdriver. Don't move it! Make it a little... Can't I understand a little bit of it! Idiot! Oh! You are a cup of tea!" The waist is still faint Someone in pain dropped the subject.

Clare also gave up bickering when she saw that Tony was in the repair state of a mechanic again.

"Claire, you have an encrypted message, do you need to read it now?" Jarvis' voice sounded.

"Send it to my computer." Claire's mobile phone signal and network signal were directly taken over by Jarvis, and Tony gave her authority second only to Tony himself, and Jarvis was basically half of Claire's housekeeper.Moreover, Claire is generally just some daily information operations, and does not require Jarvis's high-power operations and calculations.

mr.green: I'm going back to America.

"What?!" Claire couldn't help shouting when she saw the news.

"What's wrong? Claire?" Tony looked up at Claire.

Claire scratched her head, "Do you remember Dr. Banner?" The first contact with Bruce was completely coincidental, probably Bruce has a #消通女的网络# physique, and the two met on a psychology forum.The strange Bruce in his speech made Claire suspicious, so he asked Jarvis to investigate~

"Well. So." Regarding the experiment of Bruce Banner, including the super soldier he participated in, Tony was very clear. It is optimistic that the experiment was not approved at all or that Stan finally approved it beyond Tony's authority. At that time, Tony's foundation was not stable shortly after he returned to the company.As a result, a talent was blinded in vain. You must know that Dr. Banner is one of the few people in Tony who admits that he is talented.Tony was surprised that his assistant contacted Bruce, but after understanding the process and the two had no further contact, Tony didn't care too much.As for why Claire is interested in Banner, Claire said, "Becoming a Hulk or something sounds cool." ’, Tony agreed.As long as there is no threat, Tony does not restrict his assistant's friendship.As for illegally contacting high-risk targets of the military without permission, hehe, would Tony care?

"He said he was going back to the United States." Claire and Bruce's connection has never been hidden from Tony. For Hulk, Claire has deep sympathy. In most people's perception, Hulk is not a hero at all, even if he has never actively hurt people even without control and reason (refer to two Hulk movies).

"Oh, then General Rose is probably busy." After gloating, Tony lowered his head and continued to study.As far as he knows, Hulk has never taken the initiative to transform into a harassing people. It was all done by the general in the military department, and he has been pursuing Hulk persistently for these years. Both the military department and the government are somewhat dissatisfied with him. , and the resources he can mobilize are becoming less and less.

Claire tried hard to recall that Bruce had been wandering in other countries except for the story of the Incredible Hulk, so this return should be a big turning point for Bruce. Originally, he thought he could cure the mutation caused by serum and gamma rays. It is because he can control the transformation to a large extent and how much sanity he has after the transformation.It is also because of this that SHIELD dared to contact Bruce in the plot of the Avengers.

mc: Be careful. The information about you and Dr. Lan has been monitored by a high-level government organization. If necessary, you can contact me by phone. The number remains unchanged. My phone number is protected from surveillance.

In fact, Claire and Hulk have only known each other for only a year, and the number of contacts is not many. The account number of each contact is different, and sensitive words are rarely involved, especially when it comes to the location of the movement. It is confirmed that Claire has a military Only after the encryption technology can't be detected will he feel relieved to tell Claire.Later, with the help of Claire, he encrypted the chat signal between him and Dr. Lan. Bruce also gradually let go of his guard against Claire, but he still seldom contacted him actively.However, the account provided by Claire also withdraws a small amount of money when he has nowhere to go. After all, on the way to escape, there are many situations where there is only a pair of tattered pants left on his body, or even no pants... A penny is hard for a hero Chinese.

After many contacts, Bruce felt more and more that Claire was not simple, but Hulk laughed at himself and had no use value. The only thing he could use was his mutated body, but the other party never proposed further contact from the beginning to the end, even the other party thought, He can track the signal to find him at any time, but in fact the other party has notified him in advance many times to avoid the military's pursuit.For Claire, Bruce has no other thoughts except gratitude, but with his conditions, he can't give anything in return, so Bruce never took the initiative to ask for help.

But sometimes I am really desperate, and I will talk to Claire about the feeling of being desperate, having no relatives, no lover, no friends, fearing every day that I can’t see the future, and even myself can’t recognize my own existence.He couldn't find any hope of struggling to live. He swallowed a gun and committed suicide, but Hulk spat it out.After the crash, Bruce opens the second-hand notebook.He remembered what MC said back then: Always remember, somewhere in the world, more than one person wants him to live and wants him to live happily.If you can't die for yourself, then live for these people and live as easy as possible.When you are struggling to die, countless people are struggling to survive. You may not be as lucky as them to have the concern to live, but you can be lucky enough to live. Only by living can you discover new hopes and concerns.

Bruce was thinking about his girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend.That was his only concern.

Although Claire said at the beginning that she is not a psychiatrist and has no professional background in this area.But the more we chat, the more I feel that Claire has a calming quality. He doesn't even know the name of the other party, only the code name of mc, but it's strange, every time he feels desperate, her comfort always makes him feel much better.Claire is like his life-saving straw. Although he can't get him out of trouble, it gives him hope.

……

"Okay, the seventh day, No.30 four experiments, you are still in charge of putting out the fire, okay, I have no choice, right, Claire, you continue to be in charge of video recording, okay, take your time now, try [-]% motivation."

This experiment was considered a basic success, at least it would not send people flying, and the front and rear air jets were added to maintain the balance. The air jets of both hands are responsible for the left and right balance. Tony gradually mastered the balance and moved at a height of one meter from the ground. stand up.

"Oh oh oh~~~" Tony, who was still struggling to control his balance, staggered and controlled his movement.

"Hey! Change the direction, don't rush towards me!" Claire moved back with the camera, for fear of being implicated by Tony.

"I'm trying to control it! But I don't want to either!" No matter how hard Tony tried to control it, he still rushed towards Claire unavoidably.

Claire had given up shooting and turned around to dodge, but it was too late, "Ah——"

"Wow!!"

The two fell together.

"Tony, it's really okay that you bumped into me."

"Really, honey, I knew you were considerate!"

"But, why the hell did you let me fall on my face!!!" Claire felt like her nose was about to break.

Tony sadly found that the person he was pressing down was indeed on the ground, "Dear Claire, it's really not my fault, at least I didn't mean it."

"F·ck! you!" Returning my old lady's beauty! —if she ever had!