Master Gojo wants me to confess

Lifetime event?

Because Gojo Satoru's tone was too understated, I didn't think of any charming thoughts at all for a while.

"The great event of life, do you mean the great event that you strive for all your life?"

I was a little puzzled and asked, why can I have such a high-level experience when I watch couples interacting. Compared with this, I seem to be not enlightened enough.

"Stupid bird."

Gojo Goku flicked my forehead with his finger, quite helplessly, "Hurry up and grow up."

I looked at him in shock, why did you say something similar to what Xia Youjie said, do you two really have no telepathy?

I don't believe it anyway.

Just when I was complaining, the love index of the couple outside the door suddenly began to soar sharply, and even reached the critical point of the restricted level. This kind of development gave me a bad feeling.

In order to prevent the two pure DKs from seeing what they shouldn't see, the two of us quickly ducked out of the operating room and arrested the hard-working mushroom monsters outside.

"Senior Wutiao, let's go back and find Senior Xia You, if this continues, it's not a prank but a pornographic crime!"

Even Gojo Satoru could not have imagined that the current lovers, in this horrifying environment, are not afraid but sticky, and after being catalyzed by the spell, this emotion is undoubtedly stronger.

I don't want to see mosaics all over the room!

Gojo Satoru probably also realized the seriousness of the problem, and directly teleported with a spell, and the two of us appeared in front of the surprised Xia Youjie against the clock.

"Senior Xia You, please hurry up and take back this curse spirit!" I quickly put the Mushroom No. [-] into Xia Youjie's hand, and grabbed the mushroom body that was still fighting, with a slightly flustered tone.

"What's wrong with you two?" Xia Youjie looked at the mushroom that I stuffed into my hand, with a puzzled look on his face.

"It's too late to explain, anyway, senior, take back the curse spirit first!" I repeated again.

Seeing that I was anxious, Xia Youjie didn't ask any more questions, and immediately took the mushrooms back, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

Gojo Satoru looked at me who was relieved leisurely, and a smile flashed in his eyes. This guy's prank was considered a success, but the object was changed to me.

"..."

The fist is hard.

In order to ensure that there are no strange situations, we carefully checked the overall situation of the maze after the mushrooms disappeared, and encountered many NPCs by the way.

After hearing a series of strange requests from the NPC, such as hugs of love and kisses of true love, I realized that today is a special event for couples.

In other words, starting from the queue, in the eyes of everyone, we are a standard perverted threesome.

Recalling the sporadic words I heard before entering the door, it turned out that I was actually the master of love that the staff said.

The clown was me.

I quickened my pace expressionlessly, I couldn't stay in this place for another minute.

...

Sitting on the bench, I was bored looking at the map of the park in my hand, waiting for the two people who went shopping to come back.

"Mr. Ming."

A soft call came from the side, it was Osamu Momozawa.

"Momozawa-san, what a coincidence, we met again." I waved lazily in greeting.

The area of ​​Fuji-Q Highland is very large, and it is very rare to meet here twice.

"Well, what a coincidence."

Momozawa Osamu glanced over the cat ear clips on my head, and sat beside me very naturally.

"Is the part-time job over?" I saw that he was not going to leave, so I asked casually.

"I changed shifts with my colleagues, and it's rare to meet Ming-kun and seniors. I'm familiar with this place, so I can help you as a tour guide!" Osamu Momozawa said with a smile.

"Won't it affect work?"

"definitely no problem."

I looked at Osamu Momozawa with a smile on his face, and it really wasn't an illusion. Compared with the sensitivity and agitation before, I became calmer and more confident.

"Then please."

I gladly extended the invitation. If there are four of you, it won't look so strange even if you meet some couple restrictions later on.

"Mr. Ming, you are so kind!"

Momozawa Osamu took my hand, and the dog's eyes showed passionate love, probably similar to the kind of eyes the owner would see when he was willing to play with his pet.

I couldn't help the corners of my eyes twitching, this person became more confident, and his self-awareness became even more crooked.

"call out-"

Just when I was thinking about whether to take him to see his brain again, there was a sound of breaking through the air, and a cotton candy hit Ou Momozawa's hand. With this strength, the wrist can definitely be easily dislocated.

I quickly pulled out my hand to catch it, frowned and looked up, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu were staring at it expressionlessly.

"Senior Gojo, Momozawa-san doesn't know physical skills yet, and he's not proficient at controlling spellcasters. Please don't do such dangerous moves to him."

Bullying a little milk dog is also thanks to your ruthlessness.

"I just want to share cotton candy with Momozawa-senpai." Gojo Satoru smiled, staring at Momozawa Osamu indifferently.

"I seem to have heard that Momozawa's mastery of spell power is increasing rapidly, and the spell barrier should be very simple for me." Xia Youjie asked gently, "Did you suddenly forget it? "

"Sorry, Ming-kun, I'm still too timid." Osamu Momozawa asked me for help in a low voice with a pale face.

I looked at the three of them, cats, dogs, and foxes. I took a deep breath, stood up and said with a cold face: "You three, either shake hands and make peace, or go back to the college directly."

If I let it go, it will only be me who will have a headache in the end.

"Huh? Shake hands, don't!" Gojo Satoru was the first to blow his hair, looking at me like a scumbag.

Immediately, Xia Youjie also lowered his eyes and showed me a lonely expression.

Momozawa Osamu's face turned pale, and the dog's eyes seemed to be about to cry in a second.

"..."

What's the matter with you, it looks like I'm the only villain on the field?

"It's okay not to shake hands, but at least we have to get along well..." I settled for the next best thing.

So, the current direction became Gojo Satoru, me, Xia Youjie, and Momozawa Osamu, the tour guide ahead.

To be fair, it's actually because I really don't have enough hands to hold three, so I simply refuse to hold hands with all good friends.

"In addition to the trembling labyrinth just now, the witch divination in the East District is also very popular. Are you interested?" Osamu Momozawa thoughtfully recommended the projects in the park.

"Divination? It's just a deceptive thing." Gojo Satoru curled his lips, hooked my wrist with his hands unwillingly, trying to sneak away alone, but I sternly slapped it back.

"I heard it's very helpful, but today is a special exemption day, and usually you even need to pay an extra [-] yuan to do the divination." Xiu Momozawa explained in a good-tempered manner.

I don't care if it works or not, but the word limit and exemption obviously hit my heart, "Then let's try it too?"

In this way, four people can save two thousand!I must not be absent from such a good event.

"I can do it." Xia Youjie replied with a smile.

"Senior Wutiao?" I asked sideways.

"...You can go if you want." Gojo Satoru stared at my hand a little bit wronged.

"Then let's go!"

Under the guidance of Osamu Momozawa, a group of people came to the divination hall for witches in the East District very quickly.

"Sure enough, super popular..."

I was dumbfounded, there was a huge crowd of tourists queuing up outside the venue, at least there were hundreds of people, this must be queued forever, right?

I decisively decided that for another project, 2000 yuan would not buy out at least 3 hours of time for so many of us.

Osamu Momozawa probably understood my expression, and pointed to the staff passage beside him, "I have employee privileges, I can enter through the express passage, Ming-kun doesn't need to line up outside."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and prepared to take me through the fast lane to enter the arena, but of course I was stopped by the duo.

"It's good that Momozawa-senpai will lead the way, and we will follow." Xia Youjie said with a smile, while Gojo Satoru narrowed his cat's eyes, and rested his arm casually on my shoulder.

Osamu Momozawa withdrew his hand, still smiling shyly, "Then everyone follow me."

I sighed. When Wujo Wujo and Xia Youjie met together, although they always liked to match each other, the atmosphere was actually harmonious and friendly. But once they met Osamu Momozawa, the resistance of the two became very obvious. Even fools can hear it.

What is this, incompatibility?

But at least Xia Youjie should get along well with him, right? They are all canines anyway, I thought silently.

...

The area of ​​the divination hall is not too big, but the so-called divination witch turned out to be a gashapon machine.

I stared at the machine in front of me speechlessly, no matter how I looked at it, it was no different from the [-] yuan gashapon machine that can be seen everywhere on the roadside, but here it was five times the price, and I felt that my IQ had been severely hit.

"Me first?" I pointed to myself expressionlessly.

"Come on." Gojo Satoru leaned on the side, winking at me with cat eyes, a bit of a joke, this guy definitely saw my regret.

I went up to study the gashapon machine, my good guy, it's actually a test of marriage, this horror paradise is indeed a holy place for couples to date.

[Explanation: For the signature, please respect it and keep it confidential ~ the success rate is 100% - Yours sincerely, the god of marriage]

"..."

After reading the instructions, I grasped the rocker arm without a soul, turned it around a few times, and a pure white gashapon rolled out. I picked it up and opened it, but it was still a lottery.

【Signed: Wisteria】

I stared at the signature, my mind full of question marks, does the wisteria flower have any special meaning?But there seems to be no redundant explanation on this signature, and there is no relevant interpretation manual near the machine.

Helpless, I had no choice but to stuff the signed note into the gashapon again, and put it in my pocket. I really don't have any thoughts about my marriage.

Gojo Satoru was next. Although this person said disgusting words, he walked up to the machine honestly.

"Marriage test, this is too old-fashioned." After speaking, he shook his hand.

Senior Wutiao, don't you really feel pain in your face?

【Signed on: White Bellflower】

The man glanced at the signature, raised his eyebrows, and walked over to me, "Do you want to know my signature?"

I pointed to the instructions on the machine and shook my head at him. They are all flowers anyway. I don’t know what you mean, so it’s better to follow the rules.

The third one was Xia Youjie. After looking at the signed text, he frowned slightly and put away the gashapon.

【Signed: Sunflower】

This kind of expression, did you get a flower you don't like?

To be honest, I think there is no such thing as good or bad in the signatures here, only like or dislike.

The last person to go up was Momozawa Osamu. He smiled at me, closed his eyes and shook out a gashapon.

【Signed on: Purple Wind Letter】

He seemed to be in a good mood, and it seemed that he had drawn a flower he liked.

In short, this trip to the garden has achieved something, which is gratifying.

The author has something to say: here is the language of flowers:

Wisteria: born of love

White Eustoma: Eternal Love / Hopeless Love

Sunflower: Silent Love

Zi Fengxin: Jealous Love

Instructions are attached and signed, so the interpretation posture should be like this, eternity (idiot), silence (molest), jealousy (problem), I am a sweet essay contestant! !

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What's the matter with the knife in the comments, it's more knife than me, I'm not a devil, you are!

感谢在2021-01-1920:43:35~2021-01-2021:10:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: a cat that eats dirt, and a small cabbage that must be boiled in hot pot;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: call it whatever you want, 20 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!