Master Gojo wants me to confess

October, the first Sunday.

I was 3 minutes earlier than the agreed time, and waited outside the dormitory building of the second grade of the college.

Today is the day I agreed to treat me to Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie.

There was still 30 seconds before the appointed time, and there seemed to be no movement in the dormitory building.

I stared blankly at the door, and began to count down in my heart.Although, even if it exceeds the time, I will still wait, but I will definitely be upset.As we all know, going to an appointment on time is the basic respect for both parties, let alone this kind of date where I take the initiative to spend money.

Fortunately, they still have the concept of time in their minds.With only three seconds left, Wujo Wu's tall figure first appeared in my line of sight. Behind him was Xia Youjie with a smile on his face. The atmosphere between the two seemed to be out of harmony.

"Jay..."

Wujo Wujo asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to be together?"

"It's not okay to eat alone, Wu." Xia Youjie replied with a smile.

"Fight?" Gojo Sato narrowed his eyes.

"At any time." Xia Youjie said with a calm attitude.

"...Well, the two seniors, do you have a place you want to go?" Ignoring the tense atmosphere between the two in front of me, I clicked on the food recommendation list prepared on my phone and displayed it, "If not, You can refer to it here."

From western style to Chinese style, from dinner to dessert, popular business districts or word-of-mouth shops, everything is available.

In order to avoid embarrassing answers like "casual" at that time, this is the range of answers that I circled first.

After seeing the list, the two of them really gave up the idea of ​​competing on the spot and joined together.Gojo Satoru even leaned against me, his slender fingers flipping through the list on my phone with interest.

"Did you come early?" Gojo Satoru leaned on my shoulder, brushed the tip of his nose over my neck, and muttered in a low voice, "Why is it still so fragrant..."

"fine..."

The slightly cool touch made me flinch slightly. Before I could chase the cat away manually, Xia Youjie pulled Wutiao Wu away from me.

"Wu, you are too heavy, you will disturb my junior." Xia Youjie said in a deep voice, "If you have no strength, you can rely on me."

"Jie...you are really long-winded." Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows and glanced at him, and finally locked his eyes on me, "Am I heavy?"

For this question, I wisely chose silence.Because my intuition tells me that yes or no is not the right answer.

So, I decided to feign amnesia and start all over again.

"Seniors, is there anywhere you want to go?"

Wujo Gou straightened up, staring at me with dissatisfied ice-blue cat eyes, while Xia Youjie had an inscrutable smirk on his face.

I can't help but look at the sky, since both of them broke up in love, the two people who were not normal before seem even more abnormal...

"Does my junior have any recommendations?" Xia Youjie asked, pointing to the list I gave.

"...No." I shook my head, "As long as I am free, I will basically go to work, and I am not very familiar with these."

"In that case, why not just go to my house." Gojo Satoru gave an out-of-range answer at will, "Compared to the food I'm tired of eating outside, I'd rather eat your food."

"I agree." Xia Youjie also echoed.

"..."

I was silent. Although I did live independently for a long time, my cooking skills can only be described as rotten.

"How about it?"

Facing Wutiao Maomao's excited eyes and Xia Youjie's slightly expectant eyes, I opened my mouth with difficulty, "...Actually, I'm not very good at cooking. I'm probably best at cooking instant noodles. ..."

But these two were obviously not disappointed with my poor cooking skills. On the contrary, after getting the meaning of my words and not objecting, their eyes were full of brilliance. After some quick supermarket shopping, I successfully stood in Wujo In an apartment not far from the high school.

Different from the luxurious and dazzling appearance I imagined, this place is extremely simple, black, white and gray are the main colors of the interior.

In short, it feels very unpopular. It seems that Gojo Satoru should not live here often.

I originally thought that this dinner would turn into a mysterious poisoning incident due to my garbage cooking skills, but I never expected that not only did I not have the chance to do it, but I also ate Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie, a pair of close friends. cooked meal.

Looking at the delicious food in front of me, I couldn't help but patted my dull head.

Are you two actually such a virtuous setting?

Gao Fushuai is full of life skills and so on, which is too foul!

...

Because I have no reason to contribute at all, I volunteered to be responsible for washing the dishes.

"Jie, one round decides the outcome." Gojo Satoru's serious voice came from the living room.

"Wu, don't regret it." Xia Youjie's voice also rarely lost the smile.

"?"

I put question marks in my head, what are these two doing?If you fight here, you will be complained, right?

Unable to restrain my curiosity, I glanced sideways at the living room, and saw Wujo Gojo and Xia Youjie sitting upright, holding game controllers in their hands, with serious expressions on their faces.

"..."

Are the two of you still not healed?

I looked away speechlessly, and decided to finish washing these bowls carefully.

After 10 minutes, I cleaned up the kitchen and went into the living room.

Right now, the two are in the middle of a fierce battle, and the pursed thin lips all show their seriousness. To be honest, this attitude is divided into one-tenth for the college courses, and Teacher Ye Moth won't have such a headache.

Then, I calmly watched the two play PK round after round in various classic games, but the record was always kept at a draw, and I couldn't help being a little bit amused.

Problem children, no matter how many problems they have, are still children after all, and get angry because they can't tell the winner in a game. You two are elementary school students, right?

Maybe it was because my eyes were too obvious when watching the movie, Gojo Satoru suddenly turned his head to stare at me, and shook the game controller in his hand, "Would you like to play?"

"If not, I'll teach you." He said with a smile.

"I can."

I nodded and took the handle he handed over.

"Brother Feiniao, show mercy." Xia Youjie said with a light smile.

"Senior Xia You, please give me your advice." I raised the corners of my lips, and pressed the long-lost game button with my fingers.

Half an hour later, Xia Youjie, who was beaten up by me, was obviously a little dull.

"Assigned."

Looking at Xia Youjie who was in a trance, I hesitated, should I give up the game?

"Hahaha, Jie, you're so weak!" Gojo Wutiao sneered mercilessly at the side, then took out a handle, raised his eyebrows at me and said, "Try it with me?"

"Okay."

I quickly agreed, today, I will let this cat know what it means to be human.

Half an hour later, Gojo Gojo's face collapsed, his beautiful cat eyes were full of disbelief.

Kind of cute, I silently thought.

"Wu, you're so weak." Xia Youjie smiled and returned Wutiao Wu's words to him.

Gojo Satoru listened, put down the controller slowly, approached me narrowly and asked, "Naruto, are you good at games?"

I also put down the handle and answered honestly, "Because many games have bonus settings, so my game skills are not bad."

It's not bad, it refers to the level of playing against the Tokyo Invincibles and the runner-up in the national competition.

"Hey, can you teach me? There is a game that I haven't played well." Gojo Satoru continued to talk closer.

"No problem." I nodded very simply, and in the next second I saw Gojo Satoru happily embracing me, his hands covering the hands I pressed on the handle.

"...Senior Wutiao, what does this posture mean?"

I sat in his arms with a dazed look on my face.

"I watch that kind of game instructional film, and the people in it practice like this!" Gojo Satoru replied seriously.

Game teaching film?There is such a thing?

I was deeply shocked by my ignorance.

"Enlightenment!"

Seeing this, Xia Youjie hid his smile, and then stretched out his hand to pull me halfway out. Gojo Satoru, of course, is not someone who let go so easily, so he also put his hand on my waist, his cat's eyes darkened.

In the originally jubilant living room, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

I took a deep breath and told myself to be patient.

But as the two of them moved more and more excessively, I couldn't bear it anymore!

"Let me go." I said coldly.

Probably feeling that I was really angry, the two problem children let go of their hands at the same time, and looked up at me obediently, with the expression of how could a small animal have any bad thoughts.

"..."

How did you develop such a reliable Schrödinger personality?

Before I knew it, the night outside the window was getting dark, I checked the time, it was 21:01, very good, the access control time had passed.

"...Seniors, why didn't you remind me of the access control time?" I put the time on my phone in front of the two of them expressionlessly, as I had agreed to go early and return early before departure.

"Huh? Access control? What is that?" Wujo Satoru asked three times.

...I, who still have expectations for you, must be mentally handicapped.

Taking back the phone, I comforted myself with a very calm expression, "It's only been a minute, it's okay, I still have a chance to go back to the dormitory in 1 minutes."

Standing up with a "swish", I am ready to flash people at the speed of light.

"Ahem, junior, that... Recently the college has improved, after the access control, the college dormitory will put down a special one-way 'tent', that is to say, it is probably useless for you to go back now." Xia Youjie said , successfully stopped my escape.

"..."

I turned my head to look at them with no love in my life, why didn't I say such an important thing earlier? !

...

Standing on the sink, I looked at the steam rising from the bathroom mirror in front of me, feeling a little dull.

Obviously in my vision, I only need to be responsible for taking out my wallet and paying the bill sincerely, but why did it become the current scene where three people take turns queuing up to wash up and prepare to stay off-campus?

Moreover, the place to stay is Gojo Satoru's apartment...

Obviously, this apartment is a very standard single apartment. Apart from the living room, balcony, kitchen and bathroom, there is only one bedroom and one bed.

I thought about the small single sofa in the living room, basically I couldn't even lie down on it, let alone the other two, it seemed that I was going to sleep on the floor tonight.

"..."

"Boom boom-"

When my thoughts were diverging, there was a slight knock on the door, and Wujo Gou's Zhang Yang's voice sounded immediately, "Hey, are you fainted inside?"

"I went in without saying a word."

"and many more!"

I quickly replied, "I'll wash it right away!"

The voice fell, and there was no movement outside the door.

I quickly took out the five home clothes provided by Wu Youqing and put them on.

...so big.

In the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bathroom, I took a random look at my current appearance.

The slightly wet black hair was lying on the neck docilely, and the wide cuffs and trousers of the pure white home clothes were rolled up casually by me. Matched with the same black pupils, um, it still looks like a weak chicken.

I'm a bit lost. I don't know when I can grow into Gojo Satoru's height and physique. It's okay if I'm not that tall, at least a little stronger. Aoi Todo is actually not bad.

Opening the door with a feeling of regret, Gojo Satoru was leaning on the side, sliding his phone in boredom.

Seeing me coming out, his icy blue cat eyes glanced at me inadvertently, and then the corners of his mouth curled up, "It's quite suitable."

"It will be cleaned and returned later." I coughed a little uncomfortably, "Have you waited for a long time, senior can go in."

Gojo Satoru didn't speak, instead he straightened up, walked in front of me, slightly hooked his body, and asked hesitantly, "Did you use body wash?"

I blinked and looked at him a little puzzled, "It works."

"Then why do you still smell this way?" Gojo Wu frowned puzzled, "It's getting more and more fragrant."

taste?

I turned my head and sniffed myself tentatively, but still couldn't smell anything.

"...Senior, are you too tired and have hallucinations?" I asked helplessly. Since I have auditory and visual hallucinations, it is normal to have hallucinations.

Probably the blow of a broken relationship caused the cat's brain to become chaotic and its five senses to be confused.

"When you go back to the high school, let Senior Shen Yuan help you check your body."

"Tsk, there is absolutely nothing wrong with my body!" Gojo Wu said firmly.

"..."

Taboo disease and avoid medicine, Wutiao seniors.

作者有话要说：夏油杰已经主动出击了，五条悟也快开窍了，不然老婆真的没了！感谢在2021-01-1222:56:57~2021-01-1322:43:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of a certain bear; 1 bottle of Ruian Xiyan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!