When the lights came back on, I was sitting on the sofa, staring at Gojo Satoru with an expression that was definitely not happy.

In a completely different mood from mine, the young master Wutiao who was kicked to the ground by me had a pair of ice blue eyes that were extremely bright, and except for the word "Shuang" on his face, he was not drunk at all.

Clearly, I've been duped.

When the rest of the people came in again, we had already ended a high-efficiency battle. From my messy hair, the reddish corners of my eyes, Gojo Satoru's torn shirt, and the red marks on his chest, we could see that the scene was very fierce.

Everyone: "...?"

As expected of my classmate, Huang Subaru first asked me about my situation, "Asuka-kun, are you okay?"

I nodded to him, expressing that I was fine. After all, I really beat someone up this time, and I was not in a bad mood.

Huang Subaru probably saw the bite mark on the back of my neck, and showed a sudden realization expression, and then said shyly: "Mr. Asuka, protect yourself."

Without thinking too much, I nodded frankly, and made an oculus to Gojo Satoru, who was smiling arrogantly at me over there. Although this fellow is said to be a magician, his physical fitness is also terrifyingly strong. The incantation is held with both hands, it is unbelievably strong, it is really abnormal.

As the young master's mood turned better and he no longer wanted to be silent, the atmosphere in the box finally became lively, and KTV had the opportunity to play its main role, singing K.

The first person to mic was Senior Yu Yi, who was surprisingly pleasant to listen to, and a fast-paced rap blew up the atmosphere every minute.

Amazing...

I was stunned, because I am a tone deaf, so I would sincerely admire people who can sing well.

"Wu, it's your turn!" After the Yuyi was over, he happily handed the microphone to Gojo Wu beside me.

I kept an absolutely calm expression on my face, though, I couldn't imagine what it was like for Gojo Satoru to sing.

"Together?" Gojo Satoru took the phone and asked me sideways.

There was rejection in my eyes.

Gojo Satoru, who was in a good mood, was very talkative. Seeing that I was unwilling, he didn't force it. He just curled his lips, as if I had missed the gift from heaven.

Why can this person be so confident?

The music started, with the soft piano accompaniment, which is the type that most tests singing skills and voice. I originally thought that a young master like him, who is too trendy, would come to a freestyle or something.

After the prelude ended and Gojo Satoru spoke, my world was shocked.

I think, even if he's not a magician or the young master, he can support himself well with just his voice and face.

"Apart from character, Satoru is perfect."

Teacher Noctua, don't lie to me.

Gojo Satoru, who ended the song, handed over the microphone, pursed his lips, and asked me how I felt with a cheerful expression.

I honestly said what I thought, "It's perfect, it's very attractive."

While he often annoys me, I'm not one to skimp on compliments, especially in areas where I'm extremely weak.

Gojo Satoru probably didn't expect that I would praise him, he was startled, and suddenly turned sideways to avoid my sight, leaving only his slightly red neck under the silver hair.

"?"

I looked at him suspiciously. How could anyone suddenly avoid other people's eyes while talking? This is a taboo in the workplace.

I didn't think in the direction of shyness, after all, he is Gojo Satoru.

"Tsk, let me say, what are you two doing, Junior Brother Asuka, play a song."

Sister Jiaxue put the microphone into my hand involuntarily, but I don't care, as long as everyone doesn't dislike it.

Randomly clicked on a song, and I started my solo show.

According to Senior Yuyi later, it was the most wonderful song he had ever heard. From the beginning to the end, not a single note was in tune.

As for Gojo Satoru, after I spoke, this fellow laughed until the end of the orientation meeting.

What a shame, I thought deadpan.

......

Kansai.

For the first time, I didn't come here alone, and the person who followed me needless to say, everyone can guess that it must be the young master Wutiao.

Since the end of the orientation meeting, he has been very abnormal. Although it was not normal before, at least it will not be like now. No matter where I am, I can be pinpointed by him. I have suspected more than once that this guy used it on me. What unknown spell.

Because of the super-S-class criminals, I have now canceled all part-time activities in Kansai, and instead go to Kansai to routinely search for white-haired rabbit-eyed men every week.

This matter is both troublesome and lacking money, and it also made me very aggrieved, so after Gojo Satoru asked to come with me, I readily agreed, after all, I am not a fool who would let others trick me.

I have inquired about the rules and regulations of the Execution Section. When arresting super-S-class criminals, except for the super-key areas such as the Shinkansen, the damage in other places is considered normal and will not affect the personal status. For this reason, I also specially applied to Kazamiro for a three-month temporary identity card for the Execution Division.

Gojo Satoru is basically a human-shaped self-propelled nuclear bomb. When fighting, he is crazy and ruthless, with a huge range of damage. With him, I will definitely kill a large sum of money in Kansai.

It doesn't matter if the money comes to me, the point is that I don't do white work.

In view of the particularity of this matter, I explained the general situation to Gojo Satoru in advance, and he became even more excited, so my worries were unnecessary.

"Let's say it first, you must never hurt ordinary people." I told him again, our goal is to only hurt money but not kill.

"It's so long-winded, I promise you, and I will guarantee it." Gojo Satoru glanced at me arrogantly, and then narrowed his cat's eyes to look at this weird world.

"Also, you are too eye-catching when you dress up like this. Do as the Romans do."

I pulled out my camouflage supplies, Kansai-style kaleidoscope lenses, and punk-style clothing.

As a result, after dressing up in a local style, this person's temperament looked even more arrogant and reckless. Rather than arresting super S-class criminals, it would be better to say that he is the criminal himself.

"..."

That's it, maybe the abnormal temperament can attract the abnormal even more.

We disguised ourselves and started sweeping the streets, picking all kinds of dark alleys.

Perhaps Wujo Wu's big brother's temperament is too explosive, and everything is unimpeded along the way. He didn't encounter any hooligans looking for trouble at all. detachment.

This was not the way to go, so I pulled out my phone and started posting on the largest anonymous forum in Kansai.

"Super S-class criminal, murderer, hurry up and get your broken knife. (Picture attached)"

Super S-class criminals have always been a hot topic on this kind of forum, and within a short while, the post was pushed to the top because someone recognized the material and owner of the knife.

"Damn, did someone really break the murderer's knife?"

"Light some incense for the landlord."

"It's mindless hype at first glance, so I've reported it."

"Brother above, keep your eyes open, Kansai's latest metal material, the blade has an exclusive reverse pattern, it's absolutely genuine!"

"The landlord reported the address, and I will be watching from a place 3000 meters away!"

I don't know how much trouble I caused on the forum, and I am visiting the dessert house with Wujo Gojo at the moment.

"Aren't these enough...?"

Looking at the bag full of desserts in my hands, I was really puzzled, how could this person not gain weight after eating so many sweets?

"Give it up, hey, I want to drink milk tea." Gojo Satoru casually sat on the window seat of the dessert shop, and commanded me skillfully.

Am I here on vacation? !

Speechlessly glanced at him, I still compromised and walked towards the milk tea shop, who made me ask for something now...

When I came back again, there were no less than ten men and women around this guy, all of them with good figures and pretty faces.

Because the atmosphere over there was too lively, I simply chose to stay outside and wait for the crowd to disperse.

Surrounded by Gojo Satoru, he seemed a little irritable. His slender fingers kept tapping on the table, and he didn't care about the conversations of people around him. His six eyes were covered by glasses, and no one's shadow could be reflected.

Just when someone tried to reach out to touch him, I had to rush over to stop him, "Sorry, personal items, no touching."

The person who stretched out his hand retracted his hand resentfully, and looked at me with dissatisfaction. I feel very innocent. I stopped you to save you. Didn't you see that the irritability in the eyes of the big devil is about to explode?

"Give you milk tea!"

I quickly stuffed the opened milk tea into his hand to appease him, turned around and said indifferently to the people around me: "It's okay to poach the wall if you want to, after beating me."

After seeing me crush the coin in my hand into slag easily, all the crazy bees, waves and butterflies attracted by Gojo Satoru retreated.

Get it done.

"Remember to pay me the salary of the bodyguard." I turned my head and said to the five cats on the seat.

"Then let's pay for it."

The young master Wutiao said so.

"Pa", there is no doubt that this is the sound of my nerves breaking down.

The author has something to say: Hot knowledge: In addition to character, 5t5 is omnipotent

Sing with Senior Yi and it will be automatically brought into MAMO!

As for Ming Ming, it is probably a serious funny person who goes to ktv friends, has a cold expression, sings but has a tone deaf 23333

Ps: Readers and friends who hope to be robbed, don't mind, this is a cute talk!

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