Eros kisses Psyche

Jing Jianian skipped the practical class, randomly handed in a "Cheng Zhu" from his dormitory collection as homework, and left arrogantly amidst the exclamation of his classmates, and Bi blatantly went to help Cheng Zhu himself.Professor Cheng asked him to follow Ding Qiyi and a few senior students to help take charge of the intercollegiate competition. Originally, he used this as a shield in front of Gao Feng, but now he naturally had to put on a posture of struggling—of course, he still threw it to his apprentices in the end. Let's work hard, after all, it is a college competition.

Jing Jianian applied for the activity room specially approved by the school leaders for this competition after the run. It occupies a large room in the student activity center. The original desks inside have not been removed, which is very grand.He hurriedly took a video and sent it to Xu Budie to show off, and laughed three times: "I also have an office!"

"...Don't send me this kind of thing to waste data, okay?" Xu Budie took advantage of lunch while choking on the omelette while distractedly dialing the phone, and managed the nurse's sister to go to the hospital's WIFI by being cute, and complained helplessly. "I don't have a common language with people like you who don't know how much their monthly rent is and who bought an unlimited data package..." But when the words reached their fingertips, they still sent out the old-fashioned expression of "Gong Xi Fa Cai".

Jing Jianian introduced his preliminary plan for this activity room in the video. In short, he did not pay attention to the existence of his seniors and brothers at all. After showing off, he turned to typing:

/ We are facing a major crisis right now, you know? /

Xu Budiao was overjoyed, thinking who is "we" with you, and asked:

/... what major crisis? /

/ I just saw that, uh, Chairman Gao, tall beauty, you remember?She chased her to school! [Shock]/

Damn, it's really a crisis, Xu Bu ate melons so much that he ate his forehead, felt guilty, turned his head and ordered:

/Then why don't you tell Lao Cheng to hide/

/[Desperate] It’s too late, he’s right next to him, he’s coming for him, he owes him a favor, where can he hide [白眼] I’ll say the beauty’s favor is not worth it/

/... What kind of favor? /

/you do not know?Isn’t it the same as before, for the sake of the zombie exhibition, he had to turn around and seek Gao Feng, so that we can add a temporary exhibition before the closing date, that is not just a matter of Chairman Gao’s words.But Gao Feng seemed to be at odds with zombies, Lao Cheng stepped forward to save face, and he had to pay a price... /

Xu Budie was shocked, he began to imagine pictures uncontrollably in his mind, his face was hot,

/...Do you pay for it? /

The bubbles over there floated for a while, and they simply switched to voice and sent over: "Hahaha, are you sure you want to go wrong hahahaha I want to tell Lao Cheng to laugh at you hahaha you suspect that he sold his body for power and sex transactions hahahahahahahahahahaha Ha ha ha ha"

Xu Budie took a deep breath, closed his eyes and calmed down, and fought back rationally:

/Then I'll tell him that you bought his pig's trotters at a high price to make wallpaper, and you don't know what's going on in your head in the middle of the night. /

It was finally quiet on the other side.Xu Budie waited left and right, but was defeated, and couldn't help asking:

/ Come on, what's the price? /

After a while, a photo came through.

/It is the international cooperation project proposed by Gao Feng before, and finally it will continue.Hey, the world of adults is so boring and boring. /

In the photo, the sycamore trees on the campus in late autumn and near winter dyed the picture golden. Coupled with the figures of a group of foreign friends in the picture, it looks like they have suddenly arrived abroad.Gao Feng stood beside them in elegant clothes, and Cheng Zhu was slightly in front of them. Even though the weather had turned cold, he still habitually rolled up his cuffs, as if he was giving them a tour guide and an introduction.Such a group of artists with their own temperament walking in the bookish golden autumn, the picture is indeed pleasing to the eye.Cheng Zhu turned his body slightly, and looked at the lady beside him with a smile, who also seemed quite suitable.

Xu Bu rubbed his forehead repeatedly, struggling with guilt and guilt and a little bit of pantothenic acid for a long time, he still saved the photo first, and then went back to the page to look, and sure enough, Jing Jianian had used his barren adjectives to blow up all the disgusting things Rainbow fart.

He is summing up his submissions:

/It would be perfect if you can P off the people next to you. /

Xu Budie seemed to have heard his own voice, and felt even more guilty, and finally couldn't help asking:

/ I heard you said that you have received a lot of other orders?Plus this, how can you be so busy?Also bring your school competitions. /

/It's too busy, Lao Cheng's bags under his eyes have been black and blue for the past two days, and he doesn't know if he slept or not.Are you ashamed to ask, in the final analysis, it is not thanks to your boss/

Jing Jianian is a straightforward person who says whatever comes to mind, and doesn't hide it.

/Don't try to escape like this, you owe me at least one meal and I'll tell you/

Xu Buduan smiled, typed an expression of [OK], then deleted and deleted and finally sent out one:

/Do you know what Lao Cheng likes? /

The bubble over there floated oddly:

/...Why are you asking this? /

/This is not, I want to prepare an apology gift for him, I want to pay him back the money, he doesn't want it... Even if I call him, he will return the money in the same way. /

Xu Budie emphasized guiltily,

/Aren't you the so-called 'Cheng Zhu Research Expert'?I don't consult who you consult?You have to choose something useful, don't give it to him and don't want it, I still feel sorry for the money. /

Jing Jianian was obviously very satisfied with this title, and said with a thump:

/ Then you are asking the right person, treat me to dinner, I heard that the newly opened hot pot restaurant is good. /

The newly opened hot pot restaurant is very popular, and the outside is densely packed with people waiting for a table.The little brother in a thick yellow coat and a round helmet squeezed through the crowd until he reached the reservation desk in front of the door.The busy waiter didn't raise his head, and pointed directly: "The takeaway is over there."

"Ah... no, I'm not here to pick up the meal," the visitor smiled. He took off his helmet, and his hair, which was too long and too late to cut, was piled up in a mess. He seemed very used to being misunderstood like this, and lit up the screen of his phone , "I have an appointment."

"...Ah, I'm sorry," the waiter looked up at him, and Xu Budie smiled at her, showing a row of neat white teeth.His head is not big, and after taking off the round helmet, he looks even smaller. His hair is stuck to his forehead with sweat, and his body is wrapped in a thick windproof takeaway jacket. He looks like an astronaut in a spacesuit with a small head. Big and a little funny.

Looking at it this way, he actually looks good, but it's a pity that no matter how handsome a handsome guy is, he can't stand this outfit. It really depends on the clothes... She thought to herself, get him the reserved seat; soon one by one will verify this truth The really handsome guy appeared. Jing Jianian only wore a thin shirt and gown that was not useful, revealing the waistline wrapped tightly by the T-shirt inside, and the harem trousers underneath were lifted to reveal the ankles, making him The tall and slender figure outlines are all well outlined.In terms of facial features, he is actually not that deep, but with such a suit of clothes to attract attention, just for a while, all the girls passing by will look at him twice more.

The complete opposite case... The waiter girl evaluated in her heart, and greeted her with a smile: "Handsome, do you have an appointment?"

"Yes, it should have come..."

The young lady watched helplessly as the handsome guy walked straight into the store and sat opposite the delivery boy.

What kind of mysterious death collision combination is this!

The two of them didn't care about the outsiders' scrutiny. Xu Budie drew in circles with the menu, and he was not polite when he saw him: "Here we are."

"You came here dressed like this after delivering the food? Didn't you stop me at the door?"

"It's cold to ride a bike, this windshield is very tight." Xu Budie took a look at Jing Jianian's attire, which wanted grace but not temperature, and reached out to grab his hand, "Aren't you cold?...Hands are cold .”

Inexplicably, from a distance came the scorching gaze of the waiter's sister.

Two people: "?"

Jing Jianian: "Didn't you just come back from S City? The season changes here, and I sent all my clothes to be washed. I have nothing to wear, so I only have this set left. I planned to go out and buy another set, but the road was blocked again."

"I'll go, why don't you send your expensive clothes to be washed? Can't you wash them yourself?"

"...Why do you have to wash yourself?"

"...I'm stumped by your question..." Xu Budie was speechless, "Lend me your coat for a while? You'll get hot after eating the pot."

"I'm fucked by your sweat, it's so thick that women are made of water, you are made of sweat, right?" Jing Jianian looked disgusted, Xu Bu rolled his eyes, and slapped him : "You don't sweat?" He glanced at the man who was actually wearing short-fingered gloves, "That's right, you can't sweat if you dress like you, but you can have Frozen."

Jing Jianian wanted to refute him while taking off his gloves, threw the gloves aside, and wanted to sing "LETITGO" quite a bit, so he couldn't help laughing out loud.He put down the queen's gloves graciously, "Is the food ready? I've been busy all afternoon, and I'm starving to death."

"Do you eat celery?" Xu Budie asked.

"Don't eat."

"That's troublesome. He has a package here. It's more cost-effective to apply for a card at this price..."

"How much cheaper can it be?"

"About five dollars."

Jing Jianian was speechless: "I'll give you five yuan, I don't want to eat celery."

"That won't work," Xiao Xu insisted, "After all, I invite you, how can I make you pay for it."

...I have nothing to say about why this logic is so strict...Jing Jianian complained inwardly, and continued:

"Just like you, you still bought Lao Cheng a fart gift, he hasn't seen anything before."

"Etiquette is less important than affection." Xu Bu changed the set meal repeatedly, and finally ended the difficulty of choosing. Then he asked about the competition on the sidelines, and listened to Jing Jianian's nonsense for a while. In short, he couldn't get around the process. will come back to him.

"The cooperation of the CI studio is finalized. Chairman Gao is rushing to the shelves. Lao Cheng's trip is difficult, and he may have to fly back and forth abroad."

Xu Budie felt a little strangely disappointed, because he knew that Cheng Zhu didn't want to take this project, and now this was the price of replacement.He saw Cheng Zhu's resistance with his own eyes, and heard him explain the reasons, but Jing Jianian and Jiang Nian didn't know about it.From their point of view, everything is very suitable: Jiang Nian's solo exhibition and reputation have been promoted the best, but it was a blessing in disguise, and Jing Jianian can be considered as "key training", which is considered to be a step into the "teacher" up.Cheng Zhu's studio has also received corresponding attention and orders, as if the "Cheng Pai" in the industry circle has signs.This is something his students, his school, the local arts community and even the local government are all happy to hear.Everything seems to be fine, it's a complete "multi-win", and even the uncle Jing didn't give him any face. A few days after the incident happened, he sent a message, and the other party looked like a boy of his age In that way, completely out of breath.

Only I know, Xu Budie thought quietly in his heart, a little sour and subtly, only I know, he did this because of me, and also for me.He felt his cheeks burn with some smug glee at himself.Jing Jianian was sitting opposite him, and he used a meal to deceive him into a friendship proposal, which made people feel very guilty.

"For Old Cheng, it's useless to give him other things. Do you know how much he can receive on Teacher's Day every year?" Male god teacher, you must be lying, you can collect a whole set of scarves and gloves in winter, and you can also collect roses on Valentine's Day."

"Aren't there many men in your major?"

"He takes art classes, even Chinese language and accounting classes, okay? It's unprincipled." The idiot fan breathed out unconsciously, "But it's okay, he basically won't take it back. At home, flowers are used to decorate classrooms and staff rooms, chocolates are scattered everywhere and divided.”

"He will really accept, only students' works, of course, but also the ones that are well done, he will put them in the studio, there is a special shelf, all the works given to him by students."

"Well, you can do it if you are very rich. He loves to carve stones, and he would like to give him a large stone with a particularly suitable pattern and hardness. There are also old furniture, not the kind of mahogany and mahogany. Ming Dynasty Qing Dynasty's precious furniture , he wants the really old ones that have been used in the 80s and [-]s, and he charged a lot of them, and he doesn't know what to do with them."

Yes, he collected a lot, Xu Budie thought that the good garden was piled up like a maze, but from the perspective of Cheng Zhu's daily life, he didn't seem to like those things very much.But he kept them there, as if waiting for time to make them older.There are so many mysteries about him, and he keeps silent, and they all accumulate there like dust.

"Even you don't know? He's got a lot of those old-fashioned ones in the house."

"It seems to be a theme that was planned before, but it was shelved later. I can't bear to throw it away."

"To put it bluntly, I can't afford stones." Old furniture could be found, but Xu Budie felt that he couldn't pile other weight on the dust.

"Think about it." When Xu Budie was worried, Jing Jianian swept away all the meat he had ordered, leaving only the green vegetable leaves. Then he straightened up, wiped his mouth, and looked at the opposite side carefully. people.The man who almost emptied the cafeteria last time hardly touched his chopsticks this time.After thinking about it, he still felt that going straight to the subject was his own style.

"Are you talking?"

"Ah...Talk...ah?!" Xu Budie responded inattentively, and then he reacted, jumping up from the chair almost on the spot, and then fell down again.

"The zombie said it." Jing Jianian laughed at himself, "I didn't believe it before."

"...No... Don't talk nonsense, there is nothing at all."

Jing Jianian suddenly raised his voice: "Do you think I'm a fool? Why don't you ask others to beat around the bush and find out what I want? If I say dinner, you invite me to dinner? Ah?! Why don't you care about me so much? ?”

"...I'm sorry," Xu Budie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "but it's not what you think..."

"Then you ask me what he likes and makes troubles, and you just say, are you chasing him?"

Xu Budie seemed to be choked suddenly, and paused for a long time, "...I don't know either."

"Absolutely." Jing Jianian rolled his eyes and beckoned to the waiter who had been peeping, and said mercilessly, "Two more plates of meat, it's a fool's errand."

"……I'm not……"

"Stop, I really feel like I've got a pig's brain right now, so I decided to use my body to make up for it." He put the brain into the pot, "The other one is yours, I'll make it up for you, maybe you'll die after eating it." I can figure it out."

The two of them were speechless for a while, they could only watch solemnly as the red soup in the pot boiled, continuously pouring up to flood the white gully.For a moment he was extremely embarrassed, and then he felt that it was full of philosophical mysteries.

"You apologized to me that day and said that you didn't know why you smashed that sculpture, right?" Jing Jianian stared at the brain flower seriously and said to himself, "No one asked me why I smashed one too. Ornaments, it seems that the young master has nothing to do and has a lot of money, so he gets flustered and loses his temper."

He smiled again: "I turned around and went out in a fit of anger. It wasn't Lao Cheng who came after me. You came instead."

Xu Budie didn't know how to answer the words for a moment. "...Isn't that normal. We're friends."

"Look, it's called Jiang or Lao Lao. Lao Cheng saw through me at that time. He knew I was faking it, because I was jealous, jealous that he looked at you like that, and even drew you."

"Draw me?"

"You really don't know how long you stared at that statue? It's like being hypnotized." Jing Jianian snorted, "The movement when I smashed something may be the fuse of your sudden loss of control later on. .It’s like not being able to wake up a patient while sleepwalking. A subconscious hint, isn’t that what a movie is made for?”

"But... why did you draw me?"

"Do you want me to disgust myself by saying that you are his muse or something disgusting? But it seems to be the case. He made a draft, afraid that he would forget, which means that one day he plans to carve One you. I was like a fool at the time. If there was a surveillance camera to watch back, I would have opened my mouth, drooling and stunned, and then my face would be contorted in smoke, and finally I would come up with a particularly ugly one like a vicious female supporting role on TV. The trick of splashing and rolling used in the middle school was the limit of IQ at that time."

Xu Budie was amused by his self-deprecation. "...Then I have wronged you, but you are still willing to come out to have dinner with me."

"Because you also saved me from the siege at that time. I don't cheat my buddy." He raised his eyes, glanced quickly and then lowered his head. "Besides, there are so many people chasing him, and there are not many more than you. If you look in the mirror, can you still be stronger than Gao Feng?"

Xu Budie laughed, he thought of that photo.Is Cheng Zhu the meat of a Tang monk? He is so popular.How can we, a group of masters and apprentices, be better than the king of the Daughter Kingdom?

"So, have you figured it out?"

"What have you thought about?"

"Are you chasing him or not?"

"...What's the matter, you seem to be more enthusiastic than me."

"Do you know how Qin destroyed the Six Kingdoms?"

"That depends on whether you are Qin or the Six Kingdoms."

Both of them laughed, and the atmosphere relaxed a bit. Jing Jianian asked for a bottle of beer, but he didn't ask for Xu Budu. He probably thought that he would ride a battery car.

"If you really want to chase him." Jing Jianian finally said while staring at the pot, his face was flushed red by the heat, he seemed to have finally seen blood, and could not see clearly in the white mist, "His birthday is at the end of the year. On December 12th, a Capricorn man who is hard to fuck. This time we have the international tour of "Pygmalion", which he has always wanted to see, so please ask him to try it."

"Pygmalion?"

"Dance drama, or some kind of opera? It's just the one who screams and dances ballet."

"How do you know he wants to see it?"

"I once sneaked into his office and peeked at his computer query records."

...Brother, do you feel that your action is a bit dangerous and inappropriate, it can be said that it is Storka... Xu Budie laughed dryly: "You are very clear about your investigation. Just tell me that? You originally wanted to ask His."

"I invite you too. He may not agree to you, fair competition, proud of the wool."

"Isn't that a waste? I buy two tickets, and you buy two tickets too."

"...Otherwise, what else do you want, let's buy a family package ticket?" Jing Jianian rolled his eyes, making a gesture of hitting someone, "Do you have the consciousness that I am your rival in love?"

Xu Budie shrank his neck: "You are not conscious."

"...I, forget it, I figured it out, and I don't like watching that. If I have time to do more projects, I can help him more, and he will be less tired, which is more real than anything else." Respect Jianian shook his head, "I'm going to change my focus first, get into the circle quickly, and publish my own work. This school competition is a good opportunity. I don't want to be left too far behind."

Xu Bu choked for a moment. Although they were talking, neither of them looked at each other. Instead, they all stared at the bottom of the pot in front of them. Suddenly, they felt that the boundary between the red and white mandarin ducks had become a huge gully.what am i doingObviously, I took the initiative to ask him, and I wanted to make a gesture and bridge the relationship.I don't know when, it seems that I was forced to become a bystander, and the initiative was completely left behind.They all have their lives, their goals, their directions.and I?I'm like a cat spinning in circles, forever chasing its own tail.

The young master of the rich second generation shrugged his shoulders, looked into the distance, and said to himself, "Do you know what Pygmalion is talking about?"

Xu Budie knew the story, it was a person who fell in love with the portrait he carved.

"There is a statue on the lawn under the north second floor of our campus. The statue of a woman reading a book was given to the school by Cheng Zhu for the [-]th anniversary of the school. Many people said that when they saw it, they said the contours of the face. It's very similar to his ex-wife. I think this is actually quite weird, isn't it? Seeing it every day, normal people are so irritated.

"So today, I chose the best statue of Cheng Zhu carved in my dormitory, and handed it in as homework. I smashed up the others and threw them away. In fact, when I smashed them, I saw that they didn't do well. Well, it's completely smug. When I smashed it, I don't know why, but it suddenly feels so much easier."

"Do you think Lao Cheng is like Pygmalion?"

"That's not it, it should be said, just the opposite? I think his current state is like carving and carving, and he has become a part of it. The person in the statue is gone, but he stayed."

What he said was very sad and philosophical, as if the atmosphere in the hot pot restaurant had quieted down, and a layer of melancholy blues shrouded everywhere.However, this atmosphere did not last for a second, and it was shattered by my concluding statement: "So you see, since we have the same goal, we should work together and make a concerted effort to externalize. Go out, today this is called the first hot pot agreement, which marks that we have formed an alliance, um, the main purpose is to save Lao Cheng, just like the Avengers, um, the Pursuit Alliance, the name has to be rethought, they are not There is a Manhattan Project, we call it the Pygmalion Project..."

... I shouldn't have any illusions about his inclination towards the second drug, Xu Budie looked up at the sky, and gave him all the brains in his spoon.

"Eat your pig brains."