Eros kisses Psyche

After a few days, no one expected that he would meet Jing Jianian for dinner first.

It's a fool not to eat when there is food, and besides, the donor is gone, so wouldn't it be taken advantage of?Xu Budie said: I want to eat buffet.

All right, any self-help is fine, the most expensive one!That seafood buffet is pretty good.Jing Jianian was in high spirits on happy occasions, and with a wave of his hand, Xu Budie immediately took two large plates of meat, piled up like a hill, and Jing Jianian couldn't see his face when he was sitting opposite him.The waiters in a store stared at them both, and deliberately played the announcement twice that the shameful waste of more than 10% would be charged.

Jing Jianian is mainly to express his gratitude, but also mainly because of his European spirit. He believes in metaphysics and feels that he has left Africa and entered Europe since he met Xu Budie. This photo is set as the desktop of the mobile phone—”

Xu Budu chewed the meat on his cheeks, which was bulging like a hamster. After hearing this, he spit out and swallowed but couldn't swallow it, and it stuck in his throat: "What...you set that pig's trotter as a tabletop... ..." The picture is so beautiful that I can't even imagine it. How can I open it up and look at it every day and still work normally? 90% of the whole picture is Cheng Zhu's pig's hoof and a real pig's hoof. Cheng Zhu's The face is sandwiched between the two pig's hooves, very blurry, showing the true colors of the big pig's hoof.

"Is the pig's trotters the point? Besides, isn't it cute?" Jing Jianian didn't take it seriously, "Listen to me! The point is, the day after I just finished setting up the desktop! Cheng Zhu called me specifically, Wow, he called me himself! Where did he find my number?"

"The teacher must have a contact book..."

Jing Jianian was immersed in joy, and didn't care about such small complaints: "Do you know what he talked about on the phone?"

Xu Budie looked at his tumbling seafood pot, the aroma was tangy, and the white mist filled his nostrils, everything became unreal in the hot white bubbles: "...you finally achieved a real fruit, and he wants to confess his love to you?"

"I'm telling you, it's more direct than that!"

The squid in Xu Budie's mouth almost came out of his nostrils: "My child, wake up, there is everything in the dream."

Jing Jianian raised a finger mysteriously: "He said that there was an academic conference held outside the city, and he could bring two students there. Then he found me! Isn't this a date if rounded up?"

"Two, there are 3 different combinations according to the permutation and combination. ... Why don't you think about who there is another person, and it may create opportunities for you and another person?"

"He obviously has graduate students! But he didn't take them with him, but he wanted to take me! Doesn't this explain something? Maybe he wanted to take the opportunity to get close to me. He didn't even have my phone number! He talked to me that day For a while, wow! His voice sounded a little hoarse on the phone, what is it called, magnetic. It sounds very different, and it is possible that he has another identity at night, like Batman."

... That's because your teacher is a good teacher. He thinks you are talented and wants you to calm down and lead you on the right path.

How nice to have a good teacher.

It's a pity that what people consider is your future development, but you only see her beauty.

Xu Budie could only complain in his heart.After all, what does all this have to do with me?Cheng Zhu didn't even contact him these days; instead, he was always thinking about it subconsciously, looking at his phone every now and then, wondering if a certain contact had sent another message, and whether he needed to order a takeaway.In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I simply blocked that person.

But I couldn't help but think in my mind:

...He is going on a business trip.Are his feet all right?So what should Lele do these days?

Xu Budie repeatedly cut the veal steak on the plate with a knife, and asked vaguely, "Then... when he called, did he sound angry?"

"Angry? Why are you angry? I'm afraid he will be angry." Jing Jianian didn't get the point at all, and said to himself, "Because he did this suddenly, I really didn't have the slightest precautions, I couldn't believe it, right? , Can you believe it? It’s as if people from the Ming Dynasty have traveled to the 21st century all of a sudden, and a lottery ticket has been bought for ten years and suddenly there is a big prize. I was so excited that before I agreed, my phone fell into the sink.”

Xu Budie knew the plot from here: because Jing Jianian sent him crazy messages before, asking him if he still had that pig’s trotter photo and sending it again, and by the way, do you know where is the fastest place to repair your phone? .

Xu Budie was speechless at the time: Your phone is broken, what did you use to send me messages?

Home for the Elderly: I have something important that I cannot delay, so I immediately bought a new one.

Almighty Xiao Xu: ... Then what else do you cultivate?

Nursing home: There is no soul in the new mobile phone!Send me my soul now!

... Is your soul a trotter?

Xu Budie found out the photo of the pig's trotters and sent it again: You don't need to repair your phone now, do you?

Nursing home: No, it still needs to be repaired. There are many private houses of my male god in there, and there are recordings, all of which are out of print.At least export the stored content.I asked the original factory, and it took two weeks to return to the factory, and there is no guarantee that it will be good.And I already have new ones, so I feel that it is a big loss for him to return to the factory for so long.I took it to two repair shops next to the school, and they both said it couldn't be repaired.

As he spoke, he sent a picture, and the screen of the phone was broken into cobwebs, and it seemed that there was really no need to save it.

Xu Budie thought about it, but he only read the memory chip, and he recognized this kind of private maintenance point.

All-rounder Xiao Xu: Maybe it can be rescued. If the memory chip is not damaged, I know a repair shop that can repair it. Let me take it to you.

Xu Budie stopped by to get the phone and sent it to the maintenance point for him, and it was fixed in less than two hours; just like that, Jing Jianian patted his chest, and naturally expressed his willingness to treat guests generously. ——He is also suffocated, no one can show off such a big fact, grabbing Xu Budie, just in time to use an irrelevant person to gossip and express his heart.

"Eat more, ah, do you want to have two more plates of cuttlefish? It's just right, you see, I have to go out every two days, so I don't have time to treat you to dinner. We don't know each other, this time You are loyal enough to solve my urgent needs, and I will cover you for everything in the future."

...Your most urgent need is to have a candid photo of Cheng Zhu in your phone.

"Where are you going to hold an academic meeting?"

"It's not far away, just in City S. At that time, there happened to be an international tour exhibition in Shanghai, and we should go to see it together. But think about it, for three days and two nights, we were with him, and when the night wind blows on the river... "

"...You guys are here for academic research, right? Your teacher managed to win you this opportunity. Can you stop being full of lustful thoughts?"

"I don't break the law when I think about it," Jing Jianian said fearlessly, like a puppy with its stomach turning over, "I'm still young, I'm only a freshman, I want to have a good time."

"Then there is still a place to take who?"

"Who knows, let's see what he means. Generally speaking, he will definitely bring Ding Qiyi, who is his second-year graduate student." Jing Jianian tapped his finger on the table, sitting or not, and put his knee on it pretending to be cool. At the corner of the table, with a disgusted expression on his face, "That guy can't do it, he is so crafty in making things, so vulgar as hell, he should be his apprentice for nothing."

"Then you go to be his apprentice? Maybe he just wanted to accept you, so he specially brought you to the meeting."

"That won't work, I'll be his apprentice, we won't be Yang Guo Xiaolongnv anymore, it's against the common etiquette."

Xu Bu got used to it: "Hey, it's not easy, you still know the common etiquette...?" Besides, how can there be a little dragon girl with pig's hooves like Cheng Zhu in the world?Your filter is already biased towards the Pacific Ocean, right?

"When I was his student, I was a head shorter than him. I don't want to be a head shorter than him. I want to be on an equal footing with him. When the award is presented, the host will read it and put his name together. He Cheng Zhu can do it, I can do it in the future." Jing Jianian made such a bold statement, the corners in his hands were ground into powder, and he clapped his hands, "Or better than him, then he will have to look at me , instead of taking me to play house like now, showing perfunctory everywhere, teasing me. Raising a son, he already has Lele, I am not interested in being a second son. I want to be unique one."

Xu Budie suddenly felt that the grilled shrimp in his mouth had lost its taste, and it tasted like white wax.He ate too much, and at this time he was so full that he even felt a little nauseous.He wanted to stand up and take a walk to eat and drink, and return the hat in the trunk to this proud young master who is full of dreams, and then delete everything about them, it would be best, they should be parallel People on the road should not disturb each other. Chatting with each other is peaceful on the surface, but in fact it is like chickens talking to ducks, fishing for moons in water, and every sentence is torture.

The more you hear and see, the more you will mistakenly think that you are the same person as them.

"By the way, speaking of it, I thought you were also in our line of business. You spoke clearly and logically in class that day."

"Cheng Zhu seldom deals with people who are not in our industry. His brain memory is low, so he doesn't have the function of socializing. So the limited storage space is given to people in the industry."

"By the way, do you know what he promised me? He said he wanted me to bring one of my independent works to the conference, and if he got good reviews, he would buy me a new hat. I thought I heard it wrong— —Cheng Zhu wants to buy me a hat! If you hadn’t taken my hat, he wouldn’t have noticed. You are really my lucky star. I have to toast you for this too.”

Xu Budie bowed down as if he had been punched suddenly.His face was pale.Instead, Jing Jianian, who was talking eloquently, was taken aback: "...what's wrong?"

"...I ate too much and felt sick." He staggered to his feet, "I'm going to the bathroom."

After eating so much, so much good meat and seafood, I vomited it all up, what a waste.

Xu Budie regurgitated stomach acid, but at the same time, he was able to put all this aside and think calmly.

I haven't eaten these for a long time, it seems that the stomach has forgotten their feelings, betrayed the luxury, betrayed the affluence, became vulgar, caring, greedy, delicious food lost all meaning of beauty, and became only calories to support the body, and the stomach It is just a processing plant for processing the energy provided by them. In the endless rumination and decomposition, the body becomes a life-supporting machine, and there is no room for dreams at all.

Xu Budie suddenly understood why he hated Jing Jianian: He and I are similar, just like me a few months ago, as if we saw each other through time and space through a mirror.But when he exists there, he occupies all my positions and living space, and it seems that I can hear fate's silent ridicule: There are countless people who can take your place, and you are not special at all.

The meal was an unhappy one.Originally, I wanted to make a fortune to eat enough, but in the end the bamboo basket was empty, and I didn't even earn any calories. I could only rub my stomach with acid reflux and walk slowly along the middle of the street. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is my own fault.Unconsciously, I walked to the park in the middle of the street, and there was a group of people dancing in the square outside. In order not to disturb the people, everyone wore Bluetooth headsets, and danced lightly in the dark silence with some kind of weird smile.Xu Budie passed through the branches of their arms.There was a large open space behind the fountain square—he suddenly remembered that this was the place they measured and calculated that day, and that the large sculpture made by Cheng Zhu's studio would be placed in the future.

Then why is no one dancing in the square here?Obviously the place here is bigger.

He took a closer look, and there was a person lying sprawled in the center of the stone floor, like a big character, wishing to extend his whole body and limbs to occupy all the space.There was a sour smell exuding from his whole body, which made people avoid him. Xu Budie was very familiar with that smell, because it was still lingering in his mouth.

A bum, he thought warily.

But then I thought: Then we have the same smell, am I also a homeless person?It's just that he's lying down and I'm walking, so what right do I have to look down on him, and what can he take away from me?

So he walked over.The bustling streets draw a blank here, people become primitive animals, and people with different smells cannot enter.

A dimly flickering illumination shrouds the floor like a stage spotlight, reflecting the man's face.

For some reason, Xu Budie was not surprised, but rather funny. He really wanted to call Jing Jianian, or at least take a photo for him; to make his fantasy collapse, and his stomach Empty like me, or provide him with a rare opportunity to get in touch with the male god and save Fengchen.The male god he fantasizes is not at high-end receptions, does not hang out among celebrities, is neither elegant nor lofty, not like a rock or a wild plum, but a stinky skin, lying on his body reeking of alcohol. in the vomit.

He also wanted to hear the sound of his dream shattering, it was definitely a pleasure of revenge.

But Xu Budie didn't do that after all.He didn't know what he was doing, he didn't care, he didn't help, and he didn't make a fuss; he just walked over, straddled his rotten body with his long legs, sat on the bench next to him, waved away a few found that Cheng Zhu hadn't really fallen asleep, he closed his eyes drunkenly, seemed to realize that someone was looking at him, and seemed to recognize Xu Budie's appearance, and even laughed.

"It's Xiao Xu."

"...Yes." Xu Budie responded coldly, "Mr. Cheng, what are you doing?"

The man lying on the ground clapped his hands on both sides like a seal.Suddenly he laughed.

"From there, to this way. This big—it's all mine. Add three and a half to the height. It's okay to say four or five. But I only want three or five. They don't understand, one point more, one point less , It’s not right...No! If you’re not right, you’ll miss it...All that flows...can’t be solidified...Like this moth!...They don’t understand! Do you understand?”

"……I understand."

"...I won," his teacher said contentedly in his vomit.