Eros kisses Psyche

In the classroom of the university, rows of yellow and orange-colored imitation wood striped tables and chairs spread in a ladder shape. University A is not immune either.

Xu Budie had never been to University A. After he weighed the pros and cons between holding the admission notice and his mother's operation reminder, and then tore his own admission notice in half (actually it proved that it was not useless), he thought that he had made up his mind that he would never come here again in this life.But in the end, the school turned into a nightmare. At that time, the school that I didn't want to go to after crying and hunger strike actually appeared in my dreams over and over again.Only after I lost it did I know that such an opportunity that was taken for granted by my original self was not available to everyone.

Even if, maybe in the future... I have the opportunity to postpone the re-study, I will not choose this major again.Going to study a major that is guaranteed employment, popular, and can make money immediately is the right way to live.Studying art... is too expensive.

Lele was about to go to bed after eating. Today, the number of words he spoke and the courage to overdraw obviously exceeded the threshold, and he almost fell asleep in seconds.Several female teachers listened to Cheng Zhu's version of the story of protecting the father, and they were full of admiration, and their love burst out, and they all volunteered to help take care of him.

By accident, Xu Budie came to attend a professional class that he had missed for almost half a semester.

Although, it is useless to listen to this now.

Even though he thought so in his head, his feet were involuntarily attracted to the classroom.Xu Budie wiped the edge of the desk with his fingers, and he counted the steps to the last step.

Cheng Zhu was sitting on a chair beside the podium, bending his injured leg, as the ancients often said, "sitting with the knees hugged", looking a little more unkempt than usual.But he suddenly exudes a kind of prestige of being a teacher. The usual Tuo Tang is now condensed into a bundle, blending with the silence of the classroom, like a flying stone naturally carved by mountains, wind and dew, and like a flying stone. A dry brush outlines the wild plums that grow randomly.

In this way, it looks pretty handsome.

The students came in twos and threes, circling around Cheng Zhu's leg like a group of puppies, and asked him why he didn't put a plaster cast on it, so that he could draw on it.Cheng Zhu didn't put on airs, and drove them away like mosquitoes with a book: "Can you think of me? It's not like I have a broken leg!"

The chirping little sparrows scattered all of a sudden, and giggled stupidly.Xu Budie looked at it like this from a distance, thinking that if the time went back a few months, he would be one of them, and he would be complacent about teasing the teacher for such an insignificant moment, and would make all kinds of jokes on the teachers. Such a nickname to show intimacy.The dean of his high school also chased him for two streets, because he was named and punished by him to go to the office to copy books, so he drew a picture of him and the principal kissing on the back of his desk, which became popular in the whole school for a while, and many people admired it Go see that desk.

I was fined to clean the toilet, and I was still high-spirited and boastful with a broom. Now you punish me to clean the toilet. After 20 years, that desk will have to be framed, and the mirror frame will be hung in the school history room for people to admire!

Little kid is so funny.

Cheng Zhu's class seemed to be quite popular. The students didn't flock to the back three rows, but the front row was occupied in all directions.Xu Budie chose the corner farthest from the podium to sit down, but no one competed with him.The cool touch of the wood-like desks and chairs is reassuring. The even breathing sound of the surrounding students lying on the desks to catch up on sleep, the sound of rustling writing, and the movement of chatting with each other in a low voice are all comfortable, as if surrounded by warm water In a generally peaceful atmosphere, this atmosphere is completely opposite to the noisy and screaming streets and quiet wards. It is like a warm protective cover, and the little chickens in the cover will not be affected. Wind and rain hit.

Suddenly, there was a bang beside him, like a rivet schoolbag filled with bricks, and a boy wearing a loose spliced ​​fashion brand sat down next to him. He was wearing a white translucent sweater and half baggy pants , the snow-white shoes seemed to be worn only once in this life, and they stepped on the neutral position of the front seat, leaning back.Xu Budie glanced at him a few more times, the man twisted his neck and rolled his eyes: "What are you looking at?" You have to stick your whole body to the corner of the wall.

Xu Budie thought to himself, "Why do you have to crowd here with me?"

"You are sitting in my seat."

"Has this guy written your name?"

The second uncle pointed coquettishly at the table: "Are you blind?"

Xu Bu looked at it and was speechless: "Lao Tzu's seat" was engraved on the corner of the table.

Is this really a college student?Is this person mentally retarded?This classroom is not a high school classroom, they all take turns. What is the use of your lettering?How did he get into A University?Sure enough, next to the words "Lao Tzu's seat" were written in a ballpoint pen, "Are you an idiot?"

Xu Budie suppressed a smile while cursing, "Hello, classmate Lao Tzu."

This "Lao Tzu" was willing to give it to him, and seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit. He stretched out his hand and said, "Return the hat to me."

Oh, this is the tricky thing Cheng Zhu was talking about.

"Lao Tzu" stretched out his hand to pick it up, but Xu Budie dodged it lightly, and the clear knuckles on his two wrists were stuck together.

"Didn't Teacher Cheng ask you to answer the questions? I will pay you back after the questions are answered."

The man narrowed his eyes, "You're the one who took him by bike today. You're not a student in our class, are you? What's your relationship with Cheng Zhu?"

child.Teachers don't call them well, they have to call them by their names to show that they are equal to the teacher.Xu Budie looked at him now and felt that he was an old god, as if he was holding a cat teasing stick to tease the little tiger whose fur was standing on end.Was it like this before... I can't think about it, it would be embarrassing to think about it.

"I'm a friend of your Teacher Cheng."

"Friend? Just you?" The boy sneered, "Don't give money to yourself. What do you know that you can be his friend?"

"Then what do you think it takes to be his friend?"

Unexpectedly, this kid really thought about it. "At least you have to have both virtue and art, and no matter how bad you are, you have to have both sex and art. My ex-teacher, who was also our goddess of wind and cloud back then, had to chase him back at that time, oh, there was a lot of trouble. You know, the mountain has no edges and the sky and the earth are united, so now you can divide it if you want, and change it if you want."

"..." Xu Budie was speechless, thinking that I saw that the direction of your worship was completely wrong, and besides, I didn't think that Cheng Zhu's state was a carefree and unrestrained state among thousands of flowers, but rather embarrassing.You can see the complete opposite, your filter is so thick that it deforms.

"So, if your teacher makes friends, you have to come to palm eyes."

"Cheng Zhu is an idiot in all other aspects except for sculpture." The little brat commented on his teacher, "I have to watch him and stop being distracted. Anyone with ulterior motives can go up. "

Whoops, this is still a fan.

Cheng Zhu called the roll call at this time: "Respect for the good year!"

He hurriedly stood up: "Here!" He took off the hat from Xu Budie's head, stuck it on his head, and adjusted it carefully.

It's stinky, Xu Budie thought to himself.

"When are you here? I want you to answer the question." Cheng Zhu caught a glimpse of the two of them talking in the corner, and deliberately gave him a bad word, "What hat do you wear in class? Take it off."

Jing Jianian had no choice but to take it off again, and everyone in the class turned to look at him, while Xu Budie held back a smile beside him.

The rebellious boy pointed at Xiao Xu angrily: "...Why don't you tell me he's wearing it until now?"

Cheng Zhu's expression remained unchanged: "Is this the question I'm asking?"

Jing Jianian pursed his lips and put his hands in his pockets rebelliously in protest.

Cheng Zhu said: "Do you have anything more precious than a hat? Please hand it in together so that you won't be distracted."

Jing Jianian moved his lips and whispered something.

"What did you say?"

He raised his voice: "Teacher, please go back to the dormitory with me, everything is there, it's all over the room."

The whole class roared with laughter, and some even whistled.Apparently the students knew something, but Cheng Zhu was at a loss, thinking it was just a kid who was making a fuss, so he knocked on the table.

"Okay, what materials can be used as paving for the ground of the landscape space?"

"Stone, concrete, and ceramics can also be useful..."

"How about a softer one?"

"Sod, vegetation, flower beds, you see them everywhere."

"Nothing else?"

He thought for a while and shook his head.Xu Budie tugged at his sleeve, but he ignored it and shook it off.

Cheng Zhu didn't say right or wrong, and continued to ask:

"What problems will the space design around the landscape sculpture environment mainly solve?"

"Uh, a question of proportions...."

"anything else?"

"The sense of hierarchy and order in space is also very important."

He didn't even take out his textbooks, and he didn't attend the class at all just now, so he just came here at this time, and he was almost completely right.

But Cheng Zhu still stared at him.His eye sockets are deep, hiding the inhuman calmness and fatigue that young people yearn for. Time has accumulated into layers of textures, like a mystery.When the boy was stared at by him, his breath immediately became unstable, and he began to search for what mistakes he had made—he was afraid that he would not be perfect in front of the object of his aspirations.There can be no flaws at all, he wants to be his most perfect student.The more anxious and flustered he was, the more he couldn't figure out what went wrong.At this time Xu Budie touched his hand, he looked down, and pushed a piece of paper in front of him, on which was written: Waterscape, Fun.

I don't know which string was wrong in his mind, anyway, in Cheng Zhu's view, he stuttered and read the words, a layer of red suddenly appeared on the tips of his ears, and he twisted his hatband tightly with both hands.Cheng Zhu thought to himself that someone handed him the answer, but what is there to blush about?But to be honest, even if it’s not the part of cheating, he answered these questions already very well. He wanted to turn a blind eye, so he nodded, “Sit down.” But just as he sat down, his palms loosened, Xu Bu snatched the precious hat away again and again, and the two of them grabbed each other with four hands, you grabbed my collar and I supported your jaw, and they fought again.

What kind of little hamsters are scratching each other, Cheng Zhu is speechless, he can't attend class yet, Xiao Xu is usually very reliable, but he has become a problem boy when he encounters this thorn, he looks as big as them.Can't it?Not 21 years old anyway.

"Greetings! If you can't sit still, go out and stand for a while!"

Jing Jianian stood up obediently, but he still grabbed Xu Budie's hand, "This time you only punish me and not him?"

Before Cheng Zhu could speak, Xiao Xu squeezed his eyes, and the two of them stood next to the back door, holding hands, neither willing to let the other go, like two elementary school students going to the bathroom together.

As soon as I left the classroom, Jing Jia Nian broke out:

"Poor man, why do you insist on stealing my hat?"

Xu Budie, who originally thought the trouble was a little too much, was blown up by the three words "poor ghost". He knew that he was really poor, but who said that?Cheng Zhu never said it, Aunt Liu never said it, the dean never said it, and no one ever said anything about the so many really poor people who worked with him as omnipotent people to make a living at the bottom.This pampered little guy just opened his mouth, yes, you may have this hat worth a few thousand dollars, and the fashion brands all over your body add up to a hundred thousand dollars, but is this money yours? Do you look down on poor people?

He laughed back angrily: "I'm a poor ghost, fine. Then you are a nursing home, and I respect the elderly, so I won't argue with you. What you said just now is not your answer. According to the rules, the hat cannot be returned to you."

"What are you talking about! What answer did you give me?"

"What answer?" Xu Budie wondered, "Cheng Zhu didn't say he got the answer wrong, did he?"

"What kind of nonsense are you talking about, what kind of love and taste? Do you know anything?"

Xu Budie slipped three turns in his head and finally caught up with his speed, dumbfounded:

"... Let me go, I mean the landscape, the taste of the landscape! Didn't he ask you the main question of space design, the main question is the design of the landscape and taste! Water is the first question, soft decoration pavement, I mean you Say you missed the water feature! What are you thinking about?"

Jing Jianian got stuck all of a sudden, his face was red and white, and he had never been in the sun. His pampered skin and tender flesh were paired with a fashionable white sweater, patchwork pants and white shoes, with the sleeves rolled up a little on the forearm, facing the white wall When I leaned on it, even the decadence was like shooting a magazine on the street.He recovered his strength, "Fuck." He grabbed a handful of hair, "Poor man, I'll give you the hat!"

"Poor ghosts don't dare to ask for the hat of a nursing home, don't turn around and label me as disrespectful to the elderly."

"You're addicted to your mouth, right? Anyway, I'm not bad at this one."

"What did you say just now, 'the most precious is already on the podium'. I can hear the mosquito humming."

Xiaobawang's face turned pale: "What do you mean?"

"What are you talking about? Do you have the ability to speak up?" Xu Budie turned his elbow and pushed his lungs, "How about I speak up for you?"

His face was flushed red again, and he was as playful as a chameleon, with a thick neck and a stiff mouth: "I want you to say? I am upright, and who in the class doesn't know? From heat to courtesy, noble longing, pure revolutionary friendship."

"Pure revolutionary friendship can't be interesting hahahahaha——"

Jing Jianian's face turned black: "Can I buy you water? Can this matter pass?"

Xu Budie cheated into a bottle of Oriental leaves.

"You... are really his friend?"

"24K fidelity, I've even been to his house."

"Wow—" The delinquent boy who called himself Lao Tzu showed an envious expression like a star-chaser girl.The two squatted next to the vending machine in the corner, and the little white shoes moved towards him in duck steps. "Then tell me, how can I be his friend?"

"Yeah, just want to be friends?"

"Let's start with friends first." Jing Jianian clicked his tongue, "What do you know? I just want to look forward to the wind, and I am eager to chase after it."

Judging by the appearance, I am afraid that a lot of love poems have been copied.

"Then you can't treat yourself like a child," Xu Budie said seriously, "you have to stand up."

The prickly head won't be pricking anymore, he tilted his head and thought about it. "How to branch?"

Xu Bu repeatedly handed over a QR code. "Add a WeChat?"

"What?"

"Children only say that fate is destined 500 years ago. Adults know that opportunities must be won by themselves. Whether you want to see a sneak shot or a private trip to create a chance encounter, whether you want used toilet paper or his autograph, and the price is clearly marked, I can handle it. "

Jing Jianian bounced on the spot:

"You are perverted!!!——"

The lingering sound lingered in the beams, and the get out of class bell rang loudly.