The daydream of a salted fish stand-in

The last wave of cold after the year finally faded, and the weather began to really warm up.

Yan Suiyuan was busy yesterday and didn't come back until midnight, so he slept an extra hour before getting up this morning. It was already 09:30 when he finished his breakfast leisurely.

He lowered his head and glanced at the voice message of the takeaway order on his mobile phone, and then he found a WeChat message from Zhiqiu's homeroom teacher at 06:30 this morning, informing him that the school will hold a parent-teacher meeting next Wednesday, and he must attend on time.

After replying politely to the teacher, Yan Suiyuan immediately got up and changed into his work clothes.

Recently, for some reason, the platform suddenly changed new uniforms for these grassroots riders like a draft, so that he would dislike it for a long time before going out every day, letting an adult man wear a Barbie pink jacket and ride A uniform pink motorcycle with two fluffy rabbit ears hanging on the helmet, is it plausible?

Dissatisfied with dissatisfaction, Yan Suiyuan changed his clothes helplessly and went downstairs with the car keys, the same pink and tender rabbit ears on the pink helmet swaggered in the wind, like a silly rabbit.

"Yuanyuan is going to deliver food again?"

As soon as he went downstairs, he ran into the aunt who had just returned from shopping for groceries. She smiled and greeted Yan Suiyuan enthusiastically. After she finished speaking, she glanced over his head and praised again: "You're so handsome."

I don't know whether this is a compliment to the helmet or the person, Yan Suiyuan coughed lightly, and smiled slightly at the aunt: "Auntie, I'm off to work, goodbye."

Riding on the small motorcycle he didn't like, Yan Suiyuan slowly drove out of the gate of this old community. The order just now came from the milk tea shop, and it was to be delivered to the office building two kilometers away. His time was not enough. Not much, hurry up.

However, girls nowadays drink milk tea early in the morning, which is really cute.

Just in time for a red light, Yan Suiyuan parked on the side of the road and waited obediently. The traffic police on one side were catching two young men who tried to run the red light without helmets and criticized him. Someone around him was staring at him maliciously, ready to make a move.

With a weight on top, Yan Suiyuan turned his head.

The colleague who was found to be trying to compete with the rival platform gloated, grabbed the pair of pink rabbit ears on his helmet with his hands, and said with a smile: "Brother, you are really interesting."

"Is there still time for me to change jobs?"

Yan Suiyuan pulled back his ears expressionlessly, and said calmly, "Unless you are also the best of the season."

Not everyone can have rabbit ears, only those who are the most diligent and have the fewest negative reviews in the store deserve to have them.

The colleague probably really likes his rabbit ears, and can't help but want to touch a few.Who knows that the silicone feels very good, and it will make a squeaky sound when you pinch it. The old man is having fun playing on the side of the road, and he seems to want to snatch his ears away.

Yan Suiyuan has always had a good temper, but it was really annoying to be unable to support the hands of his colleagues, but he secretly gestured at the size gap between himself and the other party, and silently endured it.

Fortunately, the red light passed quickly, and Yan Suiyuan rode out on a small motorcycle at high speed, his pink ears swaying back and forth in the wind, coupled with his not-so-tall figure, he could be regarded as a sight on the city streets.

Even though the weather is already warm, the wind still shaves the face, especially the speed of the small motorcycle, the soft wind hits the face like a knife. Fifteen minutes later, Yan Suiyuan came out with two cups of warm milk tea from the milk tea shop.

He also really wanted to drink steaming hot, warm and sweet milk tea when he got up in the morning.

It's a pity that some people are born to work hard, and all leisure things have nothing to do with them.

Yan Suiyuan carefully put the milk tea into the incubator to make sure it wouldn't spill out, and rode a scooter all the way to the office building.

It is the busiest and busiest area in the city center. It can be regarded as the commercial center of City C. There are several huge buildings standing together, besieging a small world. When people walk under the crowded and bustling commercial street, they will feel that they are extraordinarily special when they look up. Small.

Yan Suiyuan has been delivering food for a year, and this is the first time he has delivered food here.He stood under the office building and looked up, his eyes slightly shocked. This building is really too high. I heard that there are 68 floors. Even if you take the elevator, it will take a long time to get to the top, right?

The men and women passing by him were all dressed in decent and bright clothes, and they were busy coming in and out of the building. Yan Suiyuan stood there in a takeaway uniform, which was out of place compared with those seemingly high-end professional elites.

But everyone has their own affairs to be busy, and no one has time to focus on a delivery guy.

Yan Suiyuan didn't lose his mind for a long time. He carefully entered the hall through the revolving glass door with two cups of milk tea. Finally, the things were delivered within the stipulated time. Didn't the milk tea spill a little? It was still hot.

"Hi, here are your two cups of milk tea."

The young lady at the front desk was wearing a neat and simple black uniform, her hair was combed meticulously, and her face was painted with delicate light makeup. She was as beautiful as a model in a magazine. The glacier melted instantly.

"Thank you~" With a decent, sweet and professional smile on her face, she got up to take her things, with a very kind and humble attitude, which made people feel good.

Yan Suiyuan seldom saw such a pretty girl, and seeing how gentle she smiled at him, he had just turned [-] years old after the new year, so he couldn't help blushing for a moment, and hurriedly said, "You're welcome. "

There was no one at the moment, and the young lady at the front desk saw that he was good-looking, so she casually chatted with him: "Are you a part-time student?"

"No." Yan Suiyuan shook his head, "I didn't go to school after graduating from junior high school."

The lady at the front desk was a little surprised, with a bit of regret clearly on her face, but she politely didn't ask any more questions.

Yan Suiyuan finished delivering the food, but when he turned around and was about to leave, suddenly a group of people came out from the elevator entrance. There was a huge momentum, all of them were aggressive and expressionless, and they walked fast. They are going to make an appointment to fight in groups.

The face of the young lady at the front desk changed, and she hurriedly stuffed the milk tea under the cabinet, pretending to be sitting upright and busy.

Yan Suiyuan was not an employee here, but seeing this battle, he also felt that he should not have appeared, so he stood at a corner to make way for them.

The scene in front of me was like what appeared on TV. The group of men and women in black work uniforms walked outside the door while whispering to each other. Everyone was holding a stack of blue folders in their hands. They are the best of the best.

Among them, the man surrounded in the center is the most conspicuous.

Yan Suiyuan only glanced at it, and instantly remembered the descriptions of bosses in those goofy novels.

'He has a face as perfect as a knife, handsome and suave with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and a cold breath like the wind blowing from Siberia.He was wearing a high-end black suit custom-made by Italian handwork. The cut fit was smooth and lined, making his figure extremely elegant. He also wore a Patek Philippe mechanical watch on his wrist.Even if he doesn't have to do anything, just standing there is enough to represent honor and wealth. '

He finally saw a man who fully fit the above description for the first time in reality, really exactly, as if he came out of a novel.

Although Zhiqiu kept telling him not to read those weird dog-blood novels, Yan Suiyuan never gave up this hobby. Although the logic of dog-blood novels is inconsistent and exaggerated, it is really enjoyable to read.

The man suspected to be the overlord was very tall, at least 185 or above by visual inspection, and he stood out from the crowd. He was probably a little impatient to hear what the people around him said, and rolled his eyes coldly.

Yan Suiyuan knew for the first time that the overlords would roll their eyes like ordinary citizens, and he always thought that overlords would only throw wine glasses.Just as he was thinking, Mr. Ba just happened to look over at this moment, and the two of them met with a distance of ten meters.

In President Ba's eyes, a distance of ten meters is nothing, he can still see clearly.

Overlord: "..."

Where did this big stupid rabbit come from?

Yan Suiyuan: "..."

The overlord's eyes are really extraordinary, three points are sarcastic and five points are cold, there are two points left on the pie chart, you can add an egg.

After a short eye contact, the boss came back to his senses, but because he was only looking at those stupid rabbit ears just now, he almost bumped his head against the glass of the revolving door. The man protected him in time, so he didn't make a fool of himself.

Zhuo Yangbing turned his head and looked at Jian Li indifferently. Although he didn't say anything, Special Assistant Jian could see his displeasure with his years of excellent work experience.But he pretended not to see it, and said calmly:

"Vice President, we're going to be late."

Zhuo Yangbing didn't speak, and left along the revolving door. A group of people walked out of the hall like a gust of wind.

Yan Suiyuan and others dared to leave the hall after they left, but he still couldn't help recalling that he had a deep-rooted admiration and yearning for those elites in the workplace, and everyone who could work in this building should have He is a top talent from a prestigious university.

the University……

Yan Suiyuan rode his scooter again, full of envy and longing for the students of higher education institutions.

But he forgot about this little episode before noon, including the boss who was exactly the same as the dog blood novel.

At the end of the day, he ran a total of more than 50 orders, which is not bad.However, it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night when he returned home, and he rode a scooter back to the community alone, and went upstairs after charging the car.

The house was cold and dark, and there was no one there, but Yan Suiyuan had long been used to it. He climbed into bed after simply washing up, and read novels under the quilt, which was his habit before going to bed for many years.Even though there are more and more uses of mobile phones with advanced technology, and people have various ways of entertainment, all kinds of short videos and variety shows emerge in endlessly, but he is still used to reading novels, the most primitive way to pass the time.

Yesterday, I collected a new article by Mrs. Lujiang. It was only [-] words just after opening, but I can already vaguely see the potential of dog blood. Yan Suiyuan likes to read this kind of novel to decompress when he is free. What is forced to love the small black house, scumbag substitutes, almost everyone comes, the taste is very mixed, and it is very easy to feed.

It's only [-] words, but the protagonist Gong already has all the potential of a scumbag. Not only is he domineering and powerful, but he is also arrogant and conceited with a vicious tongue. I am happy.

After watching a lot, Yan Suiyuan can sum up many routines by himself.

For example, the protagonist Shou works in a KTV, so he must always accidentally spill wine on the protagonist Gong's clothes, which are so expensive that he can't even afford half a year's salary.

Although Yan Suiyuan didn't quite understand why everyone loved the meme of splashing wine so much, but he didn't mind. Thinking about it carefully, it would be even more strange if he poured Malatang.

For another example, anyone who has been to the KTV box knows that the light inside is mostly dim and hazy, but the protagonist Gong can still use his 24K titanium alloy diamond eyes to see that the protagonist is frightened into a celestial being, pure and beautiful like a lotus emerging from water.

The most important thing is, isn't this just a replica of Bai Yueguang in his dream?

When a normal person meets someone he likes in an unexpected situation, there must be a process of pursuit, but as we all know, bosses are a group of strange creatures who can't speak human words well, they like to fall in love with tied up Go home, whether you like it or not.

So the following is what the public likes to see, the billionaire boss can't take care of the substitute, and becomes angry and forced to love the little black house stalker, Yan Suiyuan is happy to see the protagonist Gong really domineering and leaking the protagonist from the part-time coffee shop. He tied it home, threw it on the two-hundred-square-meter bed, smiled at him coldly and evilly, and then took out a huge chain that was thicker than his arm.

Then, there is no more.

This book is called "The Double Canary of a Billionaire Vice President". The serialization only ends here, and the wife is so cute that it will continue tomorrow.

Yan Suiyuan was very sorry.

How could it be gone at a critical moment?

Madame, are you still human?

Yan Suiyuan looked at the time and it was already one o'clock in the middle of the night. He recovered from the blood-splashing and put the phone back on the bedside table, lazily shrunk back into the bed, intending to have a good sleep.

Before falling asleep, he suddenly vaguely remembered the appearance of the protagonist in the book, Meng Ning, who refused to obey death, and sighed softly.

Boss Ba is handsome and handsome, and he is also a fool with a lot of money. He can easily give [-] million as pocket money. Why don't you like it?

He put his arms around me, and I put my arms around Xiaoqianqian, there are still many obstacles in life.

How good it is to be a layman.

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Warm and sweet article, it tells a love story between an atypical low-emotional tyrant and his heartless double. I hope you like it.

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