I'm an uncle

When it was unbearable to attack, everyone had just climbed out of the hot spring, and after landing, they were busy packing their personal equipment and luggage.

Even the aboriginal NPC Tallman of the Eloshin royal family has not had time to fully dress his clothes, although his body, which is rarely in a clean state, will be covered by the dirty suit on his body. The gray robe was polluted, which is quite regrettable.After all, no matter you are flirtatious or nasty, when you see the fresh white ketone body just now, you can more or less feel an indescribable allure.

And Tallman's wet hair, even in the bath, still weirdly covered most of his face, so until now, none of the missionaries can clearly see what happened. What does this man look like.

"Brother of the priest, please wait a moment." Can't bear to say this to him suddenly.

This made Tallman quite depressed, why both of them have a bad memory, so they have to give themselves a nickname like 'that priest's brother', the quality of the current players is really very high Makes people speechless.

Just as he was about to ignore this rude player, he suddenly pushed him hard from behind. Unbearably, he pushed Tallman against the rock wall of the cave. With one hand resting on Tallman's chest, the other hand quickly He pulled the neckline of his robe, only to hear the sound of 'Sarah' tearing the cloth, and Tallman's time-tested dirty robe was easily torn from the neckline all the way down. It was quite a big area, seeing that brother of some kind of priest was bare-chested, with two spots on his chest exposed, he looked like he had been brutally molested.

All the players present were stupefied, only the one with the weaker nerves was invincible. After being dazed for a long time, he said a word: "Brother Shou, you are good at attacking!"

Can't bear to be slightly stimulated by this thunderous words, almost choked on his own saliva, couldn't stand it, rolled his eyes and said to Xiaobai: "What are you thinking, I want you to see clearly! Look here !" The slender fingers pointed fiercely at Tallman's left and right shoulders.

The people of Ashura's family finally began to realize that something was wrong, and the eldest wife frowned first: "It's not there anymore..."

Unable to bear it, he snapped his fingers triumphantly: "Right, I just felt this weirdness in the hot spring water. This young priest of the Ailuoxin royal family doesn't have the ivy flower chastity tattoo that he should have, don't you guys?" Do you find it strange?"

Hearing these words, Tallman began to struggle violently, and was finally freed from the unbearable confinement of his arm. As if trying to protect some secret, he tried to cover his exposed body with his tattered clothes, trembling. With a hoarse voice, he scolded: "You meddle too much!"

Unbearable and coldly snorted: "According to my prior knowledge, you and your elder brother Qing Abrad Ailuoxin are also married priests of the Ailuoxin royal family, but he was smart and knowledgeable since he was a child. Therefore, he is deeply loved by the elders, and I even heard that he was about to replace their teacher before the accident—that is, the high priest of the Ai Luoxin family, and became the head priest of the Ai Luoxin family. And you, and Yabu The half-brother's illegitimate son of Priest Rad, as a dishonorable child who came out of nowhere, you have not been doing well in the Elohim royal family, although it is said that Priest Abrad has always taken good care of you , On the surface, it seems that the relationship between your brothers is very good, but the halo of honor of the eldest brother is too shining. Under the cover of his light, you are a weird child who has been growing up in the shadows. It can be said that you have always lived a very happy life. under pressure."

I can't bear to be alone there talking non-stop. It is rare for the people of Ashura Royal Family to listen to the background introduction of the game characters, and they actually listened to it as if they were gossip. Zhang Sirui pointed out in admiration. I can't bear to say to my brothers: "Listen, other people's investigations are so thorough in advance, and they must have been sent by their family's GM Ang Ye to inquire about things. It can be seen that the little bird is tossing us to find clues." , It’s really not deliberately making things difficult for us.”

"It is said that the Temple of Lorraine heard the rumors that there were people in the temple who were messing around with foreign immigrants. Without evidence, the tattoo inspection of the whole temple was started. You can’t see the video recordings that only players can see.” Unknowingly, the unbearable voice weakened in the crowd of Asura’s house, and slowly moved towards the background sound.

Hang Hang Liu also nodded in admiration: "Uncle, you really know how to find balance on others."

"However, not long after the inspection began, Abrad took the initiative to stand up and confessed his love affair, and was immediately arrested and imprisoned. Of course, when Abrad was caught, the so-called tattoo inspection was suspended indefinitely Thus avoiding the exposure of other suspicious personnel, such as the priest brother Tallman in front of us." The above unbearable background sound was completely weakened into the sound of distant time and space.

His Royal Highness Cui's mood suddenly improved, he pulled Zhang Sirui past him, rested his chin on someone else's shoulder, and smiled triumphantly: "It's still good for me, uncle."

Zhang Sirui couldn't help feeling awkward there, for the bird's intimate behavior, he would always think of the faint dream of that night, and thus generate some imperceptible heat in his body from time to time.

"Then why would his elder brother know about Tallman's lack of tattoos, and would even be willing to stand up and take the blame?" The unbearable voice trembled faintly, with a hint of hoarseness.

I can't bear to live up to my name this time, I wish I could learn from the lecturer to knock on the blackboard with a pointer to warn these wandering guys, so he took a deep breath and shouted: "There is only one truth!" Then he raised his index finger majesticly pointed directly at the tip of Tallman's nose.

This roar like a thunderbolt from the blue sky shocked the audience instantly.

Hang Hangliu elbowed the stunned Gong Wubu beside him: "Hey, brother, this Shou Shou is not a writer of mystery novels, is he? For example, famous detective Chachacha, young detective Koukoukou and so on."

Gong Wubuke replied very seriously: "No, he just writes the kind of simple little novels to deceive little girls. At most, he will occasionally write some eighth alphabets of love movements for me to read."

Hang Hang stayed silent for a while, and then asked, "Why did he write that kind of article for you to read?"

Gong Wubuke said embarrassingly: "Well, it was actually written for me as a model essay. You know, the hit rate in male novels without meat is really hard to increase, but my writing is not as good as his, so I always have to trouble he."

Hang Hang glanced up and down at Gongwubuke's whole body with contemptuous eyes: "Cut! My brother is still alive, isn't he?"

Gong Wubu blushed: "Who said that! I'm not, Shou Shou is... Aw, you bastard, don't throw such a precious thing over my head!"

"I've said it before, don't make me suffer, you old rooster!" Unbearable lived up to his name.

The corners of Hang Hang Liu's mouth twitched instantly, what kind of world is this.

The following is a wonderful review of the case made up by the famous author of novels and a special sponsor of the eighth letter of Marvin - Unbearable Children's Shoes for everyone present: In the ancient and mysterious Eloshin royal family, there As a place of worship for Goddess Lorraine, the protector of the royal family, the priests there must keep their bodies and minds pure. In order to prevent scandals of filth and morality in the temple, and because women need to bear the burden of childbearing, Priests of the Goddess are chosen only as male members of the royal family.

And whenever the old priests were summoned to the embrace of the goddess, the priests of the royal family of Elohim would select a group of high-quality boys from among the children of the royal family to replenish the temple as new blood.

As a symbol of priests who serve the goddess for life, these children, known as "marriage priests", will be tattooed with purple ivy on their arms by the tattoo officer in the family with ivy flower juice made from special lotus seeds Flower - a plant representing chasteness that is propagated only by the technique of transplanting and branching.

The magic of this kind of flower juice is that once the tattooed person loses his primordial essence, the tattoo will disappear. This kind of tattoo can effectively ensure that the priest who steals the forbidden fruit will be noticed and accepted. severe punishment.

On a long, long, long day, the priests knocked on the door of the head of the royal family and announced the goddess' oracle in a quiet and low voice. The two sons of the head were selected together to become clean priests serving the goddess.

The patriarch was surprised and delighted, because one of the selected sons was a legitimate son, who was beautiful and cute, smart and likable, and had shown excellent qualities since he was a child. He was supposed to be raised by him as a future heir.

Although it is very regrettable to be asked by the temple, it is also a rare good thing that his family can control part of the power of religion, so he sent this well-behaved son outside the temple of Goddess Lorraine himself. Reluctantly, it was handed over to the old high priest.

As for the other son, um, in fact, the patriarch has quite a lot of honorable and dishonorable children. If the priests hadn't come to ask for someone, he really couldn't remember such a wild boy. The dirty kid who was not very likable and didn't have much impression, he just regarded it as an add-on for the elder son to buy one get one free, and gave it to the goddess for nothing.

The dirty world view of adults obviously did not affect the world of children.

When the cold tattooist prodded his immature arm unceremoniously, although the eldest son Qing Abrad Elohim behaved very well, he was actually very depressed and I want to cry.

He would rather go to help his gentle mother pick dewy white crane flowers every morning than this little purple flower on his arm.

Although the purple flower is very gorgeous, it brought him pain, not only the pain on the body, he is smart and knows that it will take away what should be in his life, such as the parents who love him, it will also bring Things he definitely doesn't want, like being alone.

Just when he was about to sniff his nose with tears in his eyes, a little boy's voice behind him said timidly, "Are you okay? Does it hurt?"

Looking at the small face that resembled his own, Abrad thought: Oh, it’s not that bad, you see, the goddess still took pity on me, you see, there is still a small unexpected gift in a bad life, For example, the cute little brother who suddenly appeared, he was caring about himself.

Of course he didn't know that this little gift was actually not for him, but for the goddess from his father.