I'm an uncle

"Oh—it seems that this little priest of Abrad is still the original product. It's a pity. It's a pity that this stallion has to be cheap at such a young age." Hang Hang sighed, of course he It's hard to believe that he doesn't have some kind of idea of ​​wanting to replace him with his body while talking.

"However, you are too unkind, why play half of the video, what's behind it~" Hang Hang urged Amakusa Shi Lang to continue playing.

Amakusa Shi Lang spread his hands: "Due to copyright restrictions, I can only show you so much. The public version of this video is only this long. The full video has already been sent to a paid video website for people to download for a fee. It was said to be well received, and the publisher made a lot of money."

"The Yanzhaomen incident was quite a sensation at the time, and it was reposted on all the disciple forums. How could you not know about it?" Amakusa Shi Lang looked at Hangtianliu suspiciously.

Hang Hang sighed: "Oh, don't mention it. Once I entered the forum, it was as deep as the sea, and there were old lovers everywhere. Every time I went up, I would be caught and scolded. I haven't entered the forum for a long time."

"... Has anyone ever said that you deserve it." Amakusa Shi Lang was not polite.

"Hehe, being a topical character is also very hard." Hang Hang Liu seemed to be a little complacent, but he was strongly despised by the other four present.

Amakusa Shi Lang continued to introduce: "In short, it is said that there are lustful disciples pestering this beautiful Abrad all day long, and after being rejected, they gave this video to the head priest of the Lorraine Temple, the royal family of Ai Luoxin. We regard this as a great shame and humiliation, and after the private trial of this cleansing priest, we announce that he will be disqualified as a cleansing priest serving Lorraine, and he will be exiled to the desolate devil's lair."

"It's so pitiful." Zhang Sirui nodded sympathetically.

Hang Hangliu curled his lips contemptuously: "Hmph, is there still such an old and stubborn Wang family these days? The Wang family I stay in now is better. The beauty is beautiful and she loves freely."

"..." Zhang Sirui's black line: "Third Aunt, if you dare to harm the girls and boys of our Ashura King's family again, don't blame me for making your future love affairs unfree."

Hang Hang blinked: "What are you doing?"

His Highness Cui breathed out, and said in an indifferent tone: "You can do whatever you want, but it is said that breeding pigs on the earth have a very limited reproductive lifespan. Generally, their reproductive ability will deteriorate after the age of three, and the age of an adult is 24 years old. Because of excessive use, the breeding ability will be much worse after the age of 28."

Hang Hang was blinking silently when he saw the small mirror next to him staring at the trunk of the willow tree, and said in a chilly tone, "Oh, how old are you, it's so bent that you can't even straighten it up, how pitiful it is."

Hang Hang stared at these boring guys, completely blacked out.

"Is this the first clue 'Pornographic Gate'? Unfortunately, there are still two clues that I don't know." Zhang Sirui smiled wryly, he is very bad at guessing riddles.

"No, the third clue 'Bronze Embrace', I know what it means." Amakusa Shi Lang smiled: "Because the famous property of the Desolate Devil's Nest is the boss lamenting king who likes to hunt alien immigrants, and in this boss In the description of his life experience, it is mentioned that it was originally a priest who was abandoned by his family and was cursed as a monster, I think this is the so-called 'bronze embrace' of love and hatred."

Zhang Sirui's eyes lit up, it seemed that they really found the right person this time.

Looking at these guys who ruined his good deeds and were cheeky asking about things, Amakusa Shi Lang didn't have the patience to tangle with them, so he yawned, picked up the clothes by the lake, turned his head and left.

"Hey? You haven't told us the clues of the mission to release the aborigines yet." Aerospace's thick skin is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

"I'm not interested in finding someone. If you want to know this information, you should go to Xiaopeng." Amakusa Shi Lang put on a loose robe, walked forward slowly, and turned around with a smirk: "By the way, remember that the mission is over Come to our group headquarters once, and don't forget the promised request. If you dare to die in the mission...you can figure it out."

Little Mirror turned around and asked Hang Hang Liu: "Second Aunt, what does the little bit in that Guangmei's words mean?"

Hang Hangliu stiffened his body and forced a smile: "Little thing, it's not a good thing anyway, what do you call him? 'Guangmeiren'?"

Little Mirror smirked: "That's right, the abbreviation of Guang PP Beauty - 'Guang Meiren'."

In the distance, Amakusa Shilang slipped, and her sexy and elegant steps came to an abrupt stop with a 'plop' sound.

Hang Hangliu covered the little mirror's mouth that was about to cause trouble, pulled Zhang Sirui, took His Highness Xiao Cui with him, and hurried away.

Amakusa Shilang, who fell face down in a big shape and fell to the ground, made a sound of gnashing teeth: "It's a sack, I just got used to it, and they just watched it for so long, and I forgot to ask for the tour fee. Hmph, give me remember!"

In order to find the aborigines who issued the mission, Aerospace Stay continued to happily lead Zhang Sirui and his party to visit the brothels.

No, I went to the Yelang Circle Chacha Club to find the biggest prostitution organization in Aulizhimen—the leader of the Siren Gang, Haifang Zhu Penglan, that young ladyboy who claimed not to be a ladyboy.

Relying on the old friendship with Peng Lan, Hangtian Liu didn't ask anyone to report, so he brought someone to push away Peng Lan's office carelessly.

Facts have proved that it is extremely impolite to open the door without knocking, because of the discovery of their black thread-the bad guy is good again.

I saw that Peng Lan was lying on a certain handsome guy in disheveled clothes. The other party's hands and feet seemed to be quite fast. I saw Peng Lan's shy and charming eyes, most of his snow-white shoulders were exposed, and even the two white lines under the cheongsam Her pink and tender thighs, like two soft and boneless snakes, shyly coiled around each other's waist and dawdled.

The two who were kissing and hugging each other frowned at the recklessness of the intruder. The man under Peng Lan was about to yell at him. Seeing that it was from Hangtian, Peng Lan pouted reluctantly, Reassuring the man: "Kiss~ It's my friend who has something to do with me, wait for me, keep your emotions, I'll come later."

The man had been fascinated by him for a long time, and he smirked: "Then come back early, and I will wait for you to come back with 'brother'."

Peng Lan pointed at the man's forehead and scolded with a smile: "Sexy, don't get down, wait for me."

Then, with great speed, Peng Lan pulled up the hangtian Liu who was lying on the side of the door in a state of nausea and vomiting, slammed the door, and immediately turned into the face of the evil ghost mother-in-law, and said in a hateful voice: "Aliu, don't blame me for turning my face, oh, It’s not bad to show you a good show, but you dare to pretend to be a strong man for me.”

Hang Hang stayed with him to laugh: "Then what, I just came to ask something, the road is too fast, and I have a bit of acid reflux here, hehe, please forgive me."

"Well, the question, if you have something to say, hurry up, and if you have P, put it away." Peng Lan's eyebrows were practiced on his head.

"That, I just want to ask for advice..." Hangtianliu continued to use his cheeky big light bulb function, and told Peng Lan about the problems from Shi Lang.

Peng Lan was trying to show off his face, so he listened carefully, thought for a while and said, "Talman, the younger brother of the priest of Abrad, it is said that he is looking for a brave man who is willing to accompany him to the desolate devil's lair... "

Peng Lan wanted to say something, but when she heard the impatience of the man inside, she said coquettishly, "Come when you come, keep your emotions, I'll come right away."

Turning around, he immediately returned to the expression of cross-eyed stare, gnashing his teeth and saying softly: "I just caught a big fish, you can grind for me again, in case someone escapes, I will let you sit on the stage."

Hangtianliu patted Penglan's shoulder in favor: "Hey, he's a straight man again, then let's go, don't bother..."

At this point, Peng Lan had already slammed the door, and he heard rustling sounds and some panting inside.

Aerospace left them to look at each other, hey, they move really fast.

Anyway, I also inquired about the possible mission to release the aborigines, so it won't waste time, and they are going to go home.

As soon as he went out, he vaguely heard a man's exclamation from the upstairs office window, which was instantly covered by the noise from the downstairs dance hall.

Hang Hang looked at a withered rose in the corner of the flower bed outside the house, and sighed: "Another flower has been inserted into the cow dung."

As soon as the words fell, a large vase was thrown out of the office window and hit him on the head, and Peng Lan's voice was heard: "It's flowers, it's cow dung, you can figure it out for me , come see me next time. What’s wrong with looking down on the weak, huh? Could it be that it’s the attack that’s great, isn’t it the guy with the chrysanthemum..."

Zhang Sirui touched the head of the little mirror and sighed: "Look at it, little guy, this is the end of the mouth, the next time you see Brother Amica, you have to control your mouth, you know."

Jing Jun, who probed his head, nodded if he realized something: "It's so miserable, Second Aunt is too good at that."

"Don't pay attention to him, little mirror, let's go, the lifespan of the scourge is very long." Yin Hong shrugged and flew to Jing Jun's shoulder.

Mr. Jing continued to use his virtue of turning his head and forgetting, and continued to twist the body of the short-handed and short-legged Zhong Asura, and went home. It thought it would be better to stuff its trouble-making mouth with delicious fruits.

Ah, there seems to be some watermelon left in the kitchen, I don't know if the head chef will give it to eat after carrying Yin Hong and the others, and using his current body to pretend to be the patriarch to ask for it.

saliva……

His Highness Xiao Cui calmly took the opportunity to grab Zhang Sirui's hand, and led him around the space where the dead body lay, and said: "Be careful when walking, don't step on strange things."

Spaceflight twitched for a while like the knee-jerk phenomenon of a dead frog.

He also decided - from now on, his mouth will not be opened except for kissing and eating uncle's food. This time, he must have worked so hard to inquire about the news.

Humph, these heartless guys.

He didn't think about his usual image at all, hehe, the human eye is in the front, and you can only see other people forever, this is really true.