I'm an uncle

The jungle bird—that is, His Highness Prince Cui, who everyone knows, ignored it, and asked Zhang Sirui in his arms, "Fool! Hurry up and take out the spare equipment and change it!"

Zhang Sirui cried, and said in his heart: (I want to take it out and replace it, but I only have the super expensive equipment that has not been paid for in 24 installments. I was afraid that it would be eroded by the weird red mist when I took it out. If you want to put it on, you jump out and tie my hands and feet, what can I use to change clothes!)

Sen Wu said coldly: "Little bird, what kind of tricks are you, wanting to have sex with someone else? Then how are you going to explain to the Patriarch of Ashura's family?"

Cui Dian pointed at Sen Wu's back: "I'm very busy now, you can use that kind of nosebleed man first, it's just a good match for you."

As soon as Sen Wu turned his head, he looked at the small mirror where Jiang Zheng played the role of Chong Ashuro, pinched his nose, and desperately left nosebleeds between his fingers.

Qieqi was desperately helping him pinch his nose, trying to make the nostrils of the small mirror point upwards, and Yin Hong, who was beside him furiously, kept scolding: "What are you looking at, I've almost passed my studies, and I still have time to spy on uncle... Your own family's battle puppet, you are really promising."

"Tashu... Heiyang Yele (uncle is very eye-catching), Haimi Jixi... Yinjiyouji (everyone has a love for beauty)." When the little mirror spoke, nosebleeds burst from his mouth.

Sen Wu looked at the black line, fortunately he was not so serious, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.Yin Hong also wished to stick a sword into the nostril of the small mirror, this one was too embarrassing for the elves.

Sen Wu took out the scroll of keeping the alliance curse from his arms: "You want to break the marriage? Are you not afraid of the punishment of the God of the Covenant?"

Cui Dian blinked, and said: "This has nothing to do with the marriage contract, I didn't cheat."

Sen Wu stared bitterly at Cui Dian entangled Zhang Sirui's limbs like an octopus: "You are not cheating?! In front of your spouse, flirting with other men."

Cui Dian smiled strangely: "Whether it counts as cheating or not, the God of Oath knows best. You see, I haven't been punished by God. How can this prove my innocence?"

Sen Wu was so angry that his teeth were itching, of course there was no punishment from God!The system simply recognized that the identity of Uncle and Chong Ashura is the same person!That's why he dared to rest assured at the beginning, and directly added "Chong · Ashura · Kun Ding is willing to marry the jungle bird" on the scroll of the spell of keeping the alliance, and fooled the jungle bird, because this scroll is of high level, and several vows The same is true for co-writing above.

Is this kid a vegetarian when he regards himself as his 'real wife'?Mori just wanted to cheer up and show the authority of his wife.

"How about this, you tell your Patriarch that I like his war puppet king and let him agree to a divorce with me. At the beginning, he was the superior and I was the subordinate, so show some sincerity and let the puppet Soldiers, be my servants."

Those present fainted.

I've heard of people who steal people's pets and make them their own pets, but I've never seen people who steal people's pets and make them their lovers.

What a nonsense world this is!

Cui Dian pinched Zhang Sirui's waist hard, hehe smiled, as if he had received great benefits.That smile made the uncle a little dizzy, and in a moment of absent-mindedness, the uncle felt a little touched in his heart, as if...he had seen this kind of smile before?

"Are you planning to snatch Ronghui, the god of war from Ashura's family?" Sen Wu asked angrily. He felt that he was cheated, why didn't he realize that the other party was a villain who took favor.

"War God Ronghui...what's the use of that kind of thing, it's just something that hurts people." Cui Dian was touched, his eyes were leisurely talking to himself, and he smiled suddenly: "But there is no such thing as the God of War glory, You and I won't meet either, right, uncle."

Mori shuddered, and felt a strange feeling in his heart, could it be that Xiaoniao knew...

"I'm not an uncle!" Zhang Sirui was touched, and said while struggling, those two words reminded him of his sister's indifference.

"By the way, in the words here, you are an uncle." Cui Dian said solemnly.

"I didn't suffer from anything, and I'm not an uncle!" Zhang Sirui tried to defend himself.

"You are Uncle Shou." Cui Dian teased him.

"I'm not a shou uncle, I'm not a shou! I'm an uncle!" Zhang Sirui was obviously stunned.

"Oh, you are an uncle, not a shou. I understand."

"I'm an uncle, so it's not surprising!!" Zhang Sirui was getting terrified, who will tell him, is this the legendary 'molestation'?

"Could you please stop flirting with me and act like we don't exist." Hang Hang Liu protested weakly.

"Hmph, you two are passerby A and passerby B, what right do you have to babble beside them?" Cui Dian squinted at him and Sen Wu, Hang Hang stayed speechless, their identities were indeed a bit embarrassing, and said yes The disciples can't say it clearly, they say they are aborigines, but they are from the real world, so it's hard to explain, the honor points and G value of the leak port are fine, anyway, the income from this battle must be good, enough to pay, but in case If one party leaks the secret, it will bring many enemies with malicious intentions to their three-person alliance.

"Just because he is my spouse!" Sen Wu seemed to be insane, grabbed the scroll of the alliance spell and spread it out, and pointed to the first line of oath on it: "I am Ai Ling Ashura Kunding, The guy you overwhelmed is Chong Ashura, I am the uncle's wife!"

The scene was silent like death, Brother Long was frightened, what's going on?I've never met such a confused identity.

Hang Hang Liu was also frightened, he didn't expect Sen Wu to reveal his identity as the "big wife" so seriously, remembering that he usually used the word "big wife" to bully Hang Hang Liu, in fact, he himself treated his wife The state of the man's body and mind has always been unacceptable, but what happened to him today, the three words "big wife" came out of his mouth suddenly, and it seemed to be the same as the "imperial envoy appeared" in ancient dramas, shaking his prestige A full ten.

Sen Wu cares.

Senwu doesn't allow the honest person who is the best in his family to give it to someone of unknown origin like this.

Sen Wu was angry.

It was as if one day in the past he suddenly discovered that his beautiful wife had been cheating on him for a long time before he noticed.

When he saw the stack of intimate shots of his beloved wife making out with other men in the game that his younger brother handed over, he was also so angry, feeling that he had been betrayed.

Unexpectedly, the blow that hurt him the most was that delicate and charming little wife.

She was crying, crying about his neglect of her, but she forgot that every time when Sen returned home after a hard day's work, what awaited him was always a meal left by the cooking robot and his wife who was addicted to the game cabin.

She was begging, she was afraid that Senwu would retaliate wildly against herself and her lover's family, but she forgot that when she was in love, she once praised Senwu as a businessman who always left a way for others, and even sponsored those whose business failed. The rival's daughter goes to an expensive music school.

She was laughing and stammering, anyway, with Sen Wu's wealth and power, she would soon be able to find an ideal match with her.She didn't remember how much public opinion pressure Sen Wu endured in order to marry her. The marriage of a bankrupt businessman's daughter and a business lord is undoubtedly the most talked about topic in the world.Sen Wu didn't care at all, because since he accepted the passionate pursuit of this girl who was a round younger than himself, Sen Wu had never cared about her family.

Sen Wu's heart was opened for her, but it was closed again by her words.

Sen Wu agreed to her divorce application and all other demands without saying a word, and since then his heart has been as cold as iron.

Sen Wu feels that love will never be the most important part of his life, and he works hard to protect his family who loves him like a calf.

Until he met Zhang Sirui,

This uncle can be regarded as another important person to him, but Sen Wu just doesn't know how much space the other party occupies in his heart.

He thought it was very small, but in fact it was much larger than he estimated.

Sen Wu will no longer allow others to forcibly take away his fancy...toy, he lost control for a while, and he even forgot his current identity, and blurted out the above sentence.

He was dumbfounded.

How did this end?

Cui Dian said, it doesn't matter, I will solve it.

I saw him whisper the truth with his thin lips: "I know, the three of you are all reincarnated from the Wang family."

Sen Wu, Hang Hang Liu and Zhang Sirui were stunned, staring at Cui Dian's open and closed lips, wanting to ask each other what this little bird is talking about?

"Because I am your mission guide, I will guide you specifically for the mission process of the Ashura Royal family in the future. You can treat me as a GM for special services, thank you." Cui Dian thought to himself, asking for the hidden GM number from the executive officer of Lien It's really good, but the age is a bit too young, wait until you work hard to upgrade, why don't you worry about not being able to hold Zhang Sirui.

Executive Officer Lien was very busy. For this reason, he took the time to curse that nasty Oli man, His Royal Highness Xiao Cui. It's fine to get a limited-edition ear-hook micro-game connector from him, but he insisted on going to one. The GM's hidden number caused him to try to contact the mastermind many times in order to set up this extra task, adding a lot of redundant variables to the plot system.

I don't hate the boss for not having money, but I hate the boss for being annoying.

Lean looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh.

Apparently the boss who likes to cause trouble is also very capable of nonsense. He is trying to explain his identity: "Because there were no so-called reincarnations of the Wang family in the past, for this, you [-] reincarnations of the Wang family with a special number. If you have any questions about the operation, please feel free to contact me. In addition, in order to help the reincarnation of the Wang family grow rapidly, our company has specially launched a series of tasks that can only be completed by the reincarnation of the Wang family. These missions with rich rewards can be optional, or you can reach Generated automatically after certain conditions."

Cui Dian looked at Sen Wu and smiled: "Beforehand, if your relationship with me is not good enough, there will be fewer and fewer tasks on my side, and the level of tasks will also drop."

Hang Hangliu immediately flattered and said, "Little Bird GM, you really like Uncle, let me pack it for you, do you want me to deliver it to your door?"

Sen Wu grieved, exhaled suddenly, put on a professional businessman's business smile and said: "Then please take care of me from now on, but we don't need you to start a small stove for us alone, can you please let go of your hands and feet while we Your companion changed clothes?"

Brother Long next to him weakly raised his hand and said, "Isn't anyone willing to explain to me? I'm not even a passer-by."