I'm an uncle

In the old earth movies in the past, there was a kind of protagonist who possessed mysterious and powerful power for some reason. perceived by others.

Ever since, in the telephone booths on the street and in the corners and alleys, there are always a few wretched men who hurriedly take off their clothes and change their outfits. Of course, this action cannot be noticed by others, so the male protagonist can spin like a spinning top at the speed of light.

After a second, the hero no longer has to cover up, and he can use his magical power to his heart's content, revenge and revenge, and he can directly punch and beat anyone who doesn't like him.

Now, there is a longing deep in Sen Wu's heart - give me a phone booth!

If he had known that there was a shortcut to go directly to the boss room, he and Tiantian Liuji would not have to worry about the task taking too long, resulting in a disastrous failure due to the exhaustion of the transformation time at a critical moment.

They should have changed their identities when there were few people, so that they could get twice the result with half the effort to fight the boss with the most convenient stand-in warrior.

He squinted at the little bird who had been sticking to Zhang Sirui's side all the time. The aborigines were easy to deal with, but this little guy has bright eyes, so it's not easy to fool him.

If Xiaoniao found out during the transformation, he and Tiantian Liuji would definitely cause trouble because of the identity of the reincarnation of the Wang family being leaked.

Still have to play it by ear, Sen Wu looked enviously at Zhang Sirui, he is still an uncle, with quick hands and feet, he has already changed his identity.

At this time, their group was advancing quietly in the secret passage. If it weren't for the guidance of the map, they would never have imagined that there is a huge maze criss-crossing in the basement, ceiling, and walls of this base, which can lead to all parts of the base. .

During the march, they also encountered enemies when they had to change passages. For example, they just came up from the tunnel and wanted to climb over a big weird statue to go to another secret passage above the ceiling, but they were discovered by a small patrol. , After the Huimao warriors were quickly silenced by the astronauts, the thieves were finally not disturbed.

There was also a small episode on the way. When they were crawling on the ceiling, Zhang Sirui passed through the ventilation pipe and suddenly heard a very familiar voice speaking.

"Listen, boy! First, I am an immigrant! You have no right to kidnap me, and you are not allowed to notify my wife for a ransom. It is too embarrassing. Second, let the royal family of Bong Airy go quickly, or I will kill you as soon as I get out." Pull a big team over to kill you. Third, my name is Brother Long. I’m not a trash or something. I don’t want to take a subject with you bastards. Fourth... Fourth, I haven’t made up my mind yet. Wait. I'll talk after I think it over." Zhang Sirui became more and more familiar with the kind of person who could speak rationally and strictly despite being unreasonable, wasn't that the voice of Brother Long.

Zhang Sirui asked Mr. Jing to leave a message for Sen Wu and Hang Hang, and he crawled towards the direction where the sound came from, and looked down.

There was a red-haired man who happened to be locked in a cell below. He was covered in blood, and his left eye was covered with a white cloth. With his identity as a disciple, the bullying thieves have no right to perform atrocities at the level of abuse against him, and they are deliberately provoking the thieves with words.

The thieves outside the cell were probably very angry by him, so they kicked the door and said cursingly: "Don't worry, the lady has already said, before you pay the ransom at your house, I'll lock you up for 80 years." Who asked you to call her a dead pig. Anyway, you alien immigrants won't starve to death, so you don't have to eat at noon."

"Ah! You haven't given me food for more than ten days, you've abused me too much." The red-haired man was obviously powerless, lying on the cold stone bed, complaining again and again: "NND, I don't even have the strength to kill myself, stomach I’m so hungry that my attack power is severely lacking, ha, I’m considered the unluckiest player in this game.”

The guard looked at him resentfully, his eyes seemed to say, 'Then I am the most unlucky aborigine in this world', and couldn't help but continued to scold him: "Who told you to ruin our eldest lady's good deeds, let's quickly take care of the robbers. , even if you dare to make trouble, I won’t kill you.”

"That pig-headed monster can be considered a young lady, and your sense of aesthetics is seriously exhausted." The red-haired man also looked down upon the guards: "Besides, the Wang family provoked you, so it doesn't count if they were so vicious, and they even robbed money and sex. You are the most inhuman and tasteless thieves."

Zhang Sirui looked at the two people who were fighting with each other below, and asked Xiao Jing to contact Sen Wu and the others, which meant that the guy below was a brother I knew, wait a minute, I'm going to save someone.

Sen Wu and Hang Hang pay attention to follow up, although it will delay time and make mistakes easily, but they still have lingering fears about how vicious these fast robbers are.

Seeing the opportunity, Zhang Sirui stood up and jumped from the ceiling. At the same time, following the falling momentum, he cut the guard who was happily scolding the red-haired man into two with his sword.

In addition, he took a sword one at a time, pierced the other two guards with a sharp sword and died.

"Brother Long! I'm here to save you." Zhang Sirui tried to unlock the lock with his hands, while yelling for Brother Long to pay attention to him.

The red-haired man cheered up, jumped up, threw himself into the small window above the cell, and shouted: "Brother over there, hurry up and save me, I have to save someone."

Zhang Sirui opened the door twice, then ran towards Brother Long, and said to Brother Long in a low voice: "Brother Long, I'm Xiao Saner, why are you here?"

"Little San'er? Did you enter the Aoli's Gate to play? Didn't she tell me the last time I met your sister?" Brother Long smiled as Zhang Sirui unlocked the lock, and he did not forget to compliment him: "Little San'er? You It’s really good that the lockpicking skills haven’t regressed, I really taught my disciples well.”

Zhang Sirui rolled his eyes and said: "If it weren't for you who forgot to bring the room key every day, and always came to my room to call it a 'transition', but actually came to eat, I wouldn't have to sign up for a class selling lockpicking skills. "

Brother Long smiled dryly, lying on the bunk in the confinement room, looked Zhang Sirui up and down: "Oh, little San, you haven't changed much, you still like to cover your face. In fact, you are so handsome, you should try to show it as much as possible." You have a small face, and then you should ask for a few more crushes. I'm afraid that you will still be a single virgin when you come in to play, so wouldn't it be embarrassing for me as a teacher."

Zhang Sirui stayed in front of Brother Long embarrassingly, why does this old brother still like to watch his white dramas so much, so Zhang Sirui decided to show off this time, to prove that he is not unwanted.

"Brother Long, I have a daughter-in-law, don't persuade me to go outside to make love, my wife is very fierce." Zhang Sirui said, and then pointed to Senwu, Hanghangliu and Jungle Bird who entered in turn, and said quietly: "You Look at the beauty with a good figure at the beginning, this person is my eldest wife; the strong lion-headed man at the back... is my second wife, and the short and cute one at the back, this person is my newly married Third aunt."

Zhang Sirui raised his head proudly, looked happily at Brother Long's expression of surprise and admiration, and waited proudly for Brother Long's compliment.

Who knew that Brother Long just looked at the three people, one woman, two men, frowned, and suddenly said to Zhang Sirui: "Then you should make up for it. If you are suppressed by three people for a long time, you will definitely suffer from kidney failure. Don't be naughty." After seeing this highly realistic game, anything is possible.”

Zhang Sirui is embarrassing again. Could it be that his appearance is so weak that people can tell that he is being suppressed?

Why is there a female "big lady" here, Brother Long still said that he is the one who is oppressed.Does he look so much like the recipient?

Zhang Sirui was aggrieved, and Brother Long feebly asked him for some biscuits.He also had to take out some dishes that had been secretly stored in the storage space a while ago.

Brother Long's mouth was as big as the sky, snoring like a pig gnawing, and finally ate up the pile of food.

Hang Hang Liu, who was so forced to wait on the side, with his lion head on his head, slobbered half the room, staring helplessly at the various dishes that disappeared from Brother Long's mouth. That heartache, he made up his mind, he must let his uncle help him next time. Make more dishes by yourself, and then fill up your storage space.

Zhang Sirui asked how Brother Long ended up here, and Brother Long had just regained some vitality after eating and drinking, so he told the story bitterly.

"Isn't it because I accepted a mission and was hired by Feng Airi's royal family as a bodyguard to protect the young master of their family. Who knew that Feng Airi would be wiped out by the fast thieves halfway, and even the young master of their family would be killed. Wo Chao Nima Yunliu was arrested, and I was also locked up. Alas, that young master must be abolished after being played by Yunliu pig woman. My mission must be abolished, and the mission deposit must be deducted gone."

Zhang Sirui blinked, thought about it and said: "Then come with us, the Ashura Wang family here just happens to want to kill the Yunliu pig woman, so why don't you come too."

"Success! You and I can fight side by side again. It's so cool!" Brother Long seemed very happy.

"Well, Brother Long, what's wrong with your eyes? Can't even repair the game?" Zhang Sirui looked at Brother Long's single eyes and felt depressed.

"Ha, this one, my wife said she was used to seeing one eye of mine, and forced me to bring a blindfold to sell it cool. In fact, both eyes are easy to use." Long Ge took off the blindfold, and sure enough, both eyes were blind. Bright red eyes, and then put on the blindfold again: "Hey, it's not bad anyway, I'm used to monocular."

Zhang Sirui reminded in a low voice, "Brother Long, you're wearing the wrong eyepatch, it should be on your right eye."

"That's right, that's right. I wear them alternately. I'm afraid that using only one eye for a long time will affect the visibility of that eye." Brother Long straightened his clothes, showing his true handsomeness.

He shook hands with Sen Wu, Hang Hang Liu, and Xiao Niao one by one: "From now on, it's fine for everyone to call me Brother Long, since we are all from my family anyway..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Sirui grabbed him nervously. Zhang Sirui wished he could use ventriloquism, and said to Brother Long as softly as possible: "Brother Long, don't be in front of that cutie. , Say he is mine, otherwise something bad will happen."

Brother Long stared at Zhang Sirui's face. Zhang Sirui was really suffering and couldn't tell. He wanted to brag for a while, so it was over.

It's fine for Brother Long to know his identity as a reincarnation of the Wang family, but Brother Long can keep his mouth shut even to his wife. He can trust Brother Long's strictness of mouth.

But if Brother Long said something wrong and made Xiaoniao doubt his true identity, it would be troublesome.

Brother Long suddenly showed a comprehension smile, and poked Zhang Sirui's waist with his elbow, with a sinister smile: "Hey, don't talk if you don't say it, but you won't even make things wrong with your wife, right? It's the third aunt. Will you be jealous, or did you not tell him that you already have two wives? Heh, you haven't seen each other for a few years, are you so courageous? Brother Long really envies you..."

Brother Long's happy blablabla talked happily to himself, while Zhang Sirui looked at the reactions of the three people not far away in cold sweat.

Hang Hang Liu didn't care at all, Queen Mori was thinking about something in silence, she looked okay, not unhappy, as for Xiaoniao, she had a calm and leisurely expression.

Zhang Sirui was sweating profusely, I hope the two people in front don't pay too much attention, otherwise he might be miserable again tonight, but he doesn't know whether it's unlucky from above or below, ear biting and waist scratching are both annoying.

Sen Wu's eyes suddenly lit up, and then he patted Hang Tianliu on the back and said, "Aji and I will go and have a look again, maybe there are disciples around waiting for rescue, go and come back."

Then he dragged Hang Hang Liu out who hadn't figured it out yet.

When they came back, the two became four, and the two young disciples came in after them.

"We are also imprisoned disciples. According to the ancient saying that those who see have a share, please join us in the team to complete the task together." The leader, a young man in luxurious clothes, said with a smile.

"Hey, uncle, let's work hard together." Behind the young man in Huayi, a young man in a vest with a desert national style also raised his hand to greet Zhang Sirui.

So, the three strong men with superpowers gathered together, Uncle, Ye Yezhisen, Tian Tianliuji, the superheroes have villains waiting for tomorrow.

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The Huimao warriors dubbed in friendship, calling out two small voices.