I'm an uncle

In the lounge of Patriarch Ashura.

"A Sen, you did it on purpose." Zhang Sirui looked at Sen Wu who was leisurely looking out of the window, then sighed, then turned back to Hang Hang Liu who was staring at a handful of dust on the ceiling with relish: "You did it on purpose too." Yes, otherwise the strike would not be so light and heavy, and it would be impossible for Otis to get up after a fall."

Hang Hang smiled dryly, and said to himself, isn't this uncle that stupid.

Sen Wu smiled and comforted him: "Uncle, there's nothing you can do about it. This operation is the first cooperation between the Ashura Royal Family and the Huimao Clan. It's hard to choose anyone to be the governor."

He looked at Hanghangliu: "Odishi can control the God of War Legion, but he may not be seen by the Huimao warriors. And Aji himself is tired of managing the Huimao tribe, and he is unwilling to take on another burden. I Another person who uses his brains better than his hands, I can only count on you at this time."

Hang Hang put his hands together and bowed to Zhang Sirui: "Uncle, help me, those who are able can do more work."

Zhang Sirui sat on the chair and thought about it, and said, "I just want you to know that since we cooperate, we are a whole, and don't do such risky things without knowing my situation in the future."

Sen Wu patted the uncle on the shoulder: "Uncle, we believe in your ability. In addition, you have just logged in and there are many people around you. We can only plan in advance, and then play by ear."

Hang Hang Liu patted his chest: "It's not that I'm bragging, don't look at me hitting hard, I'm sure if I need to stop when it's about to come. And are you a vegetarian when you're Odis? What about the fourth-level scroll. I’m afraid you won’t make it in time, the unlucky person will only be me, not his.”

Qieqi also echoed in a low voice: "Yes, Mr. Uncle, if my master uses a knife, he may become addicted to killing and accidentally chop up the enemy, but he used a giant mallet today, so you can rest assured."

The corner of Hang Hang's mouth twitched, and he glanced sideways at the little thing.

Qieqie got a little hairy from being stared at, and quickly flew away on the eyeshadow brush slowly.

Sen Wu said with a smile: "In short, the leader of this alliance is none other than you, uncle, do it well."

Zhang Sirui understood that in fact, Sen Wu was making such a fuss to take the opportunity to increase the prestige of Zhong Ashura, the useless Patriarch, so as to control the initiative of the alliance as much as possible to the Ashura Royal Family.

Zhang Sirui sighed deliberately, and joked: "If you get a wife like this, what more can you ask for from a husband."

Sen Wu's face froze for a moment, and then he recovered a relaxed expression: "Master's words are exaggerated. Without the help of our second aunt, I wouldn't dare to act so boldly."

"Where is it, my sister praised me, and Aji will have to rely on my sister's advice from now on." Tiantian Liuji actually followed the uncle behind, making a coquettish voice on purpose, and even raised his orchid fingers.

please!You're still a two-meter-tall lion's head, okay? It's scary to do that.

The onlookers were in a meeting with their hairs on the ground.

Sen Wudun felt chest tightness, his biggest hatred since he joined the game was the status of this damn woman, these two guys who are not afraid of death dare to make such a joke with him, okay!

He rolled up his sleeves with a smirk, and said with a smile: "Master has worked hard today, come on, let me give you a hug."

Then a pair of wolf claws reached out to Zhang Sirui's waist without hesitation, scratching, scratching, scratching the uncle's itchy flesh.

Zhang Sirui let out a burst of wild laughter, fell on the bed and hid here and there desperately begging for mercy, but Senwu was persistent, and in the end he even found it interesting to stay in Hangtian, so he also jumped on the bed to tease the uncle.

The weight of the three of them weighed down on the poor big bed under them, and they kept making 'creak, creak' sounds.

Qieqie, who was riding a brush, poked his head over there, and turned to Mr. Jing, "Little Mirror, what are the masters playing with?"

Mr. Jing was being forced to go on a diet by his uncle, and holding a G-value coin full of resentment, he stopped in the air and gnawed, gnawed, gnawed, and when he heard the question timidly, he sprayed his mouth full of metal shavings and said, "What else can I do? , 3P chant."

Yin Hong next to him was just drinking a glass of milk as rewarded by Sen Wu, because of Mr. Jing's words, he was almost choked to death by the milk, coughing pitifully.

"What is 3P?" Qieqi continued to ask.

"It's threeplayboy, which means 'three boys who are playing.'"

Mr. Jing completely regards himself as a professor, and he is so proud that he ruins others tirelessly.

"Oh! Then we and Yin Hong are also in 3P, and the master and the others are 6P together." The pure timidity was spoiled.

"You're so smart, little concubine~" Jing Jun opened his arms wide.

Like a sparrow hit by an air gun, Yin Hong fell from mid-air with a plop.

(Two idiots who failed the exam! Why would I hang out with them.) Yin Hong squatted on the floor and beat the ground hard, almost crying.

"Little Buddha, you won't quarrel with your brother again. If you think about it, they are afraid that your sister will suffer, and they are malicious. There is no brother in this world who is not talkative." Hang Tiange comforted the depressed Zhang Fo'er, and then watched Looking around at Sen Xiaoai, who was looking at handsome guys and nymphomaniacs, and sighed: "Actually, some younger sisters don't need them to worry at all. It's pretty good that they don't take advantage of others."

"But Uncle is really, really, really annoying! I think he is the one who is naive. Instead of worrying about me, he might as well worry about himself. He doesn't know when he will be pushed down by someone." Zhang Fo'er was very depressed , said irritably: "I bet, he definitely doesn't know when he plays games, he can adjust it to prevent sexual harassment, and he is worried that I will be eaten tofu, but he doesn't want it... Oh, yes, so the bear man has tofu to be eaten." There's a ghost."

"Ha, my Xiaofa didn't know there was such an option, so he was always the one who was eaten by me in the game, and he was still depressed." Hang Tiange smiled strangely, and Zhang Foer was silent when he saw it, thinking, what is she doing? Yes, laughing so disgustingly.

"Hey, at least you have a brother by your side. My brother won't be home for another month. Before, we could only meet in the game. Since Aoli opened, he was so busy that he didn't come to see me anymore. "Aerospace Song complained.

"Brother Hang is still on that kind of remote uninhabited planet? He is so busy, he is indeed an ecological researcher." Zhang Fo'er admired, and heard that the elder brother of Aerospace Song is an ecological pioneer, and he specializes in going to places where there are only horrible creatures. Unmanned planet to study ecology.

"Yes, but, I think he is quite moist. He spends every day beauties in the game, both men and women. He must have been suppressed and perverted. He can be a creature." Aerospace Ge didn't give his elder brother any face.

"My eldest brother heard that he was also deprived for more than ten years, and he never brought anyone home, ah, except for a fat uncle with a wife and children, he may also be perverted, and he has no feeling for living things. "Zhang Foer's mouth is also very poisonous.

At this point, Mori Xiaoai suddenly turned her head excitedly, and secretly said to them: "Look, look, that exchange student smiled."

The three women turned their heads together and looked at a male student in the clinical seat in the back row.

That is an exchange student who just transferred from another planetary friendship school today. He is a very handsome boy with rare dark green hair. He just came to class today and attracted the attention of a lot of girls. .

"A person is tall enough, his skin is white enough, his eyebrows are thin enough, his eyes are bright enough, his mouth is red enough, his buttocks are upright enough, he is really beautiful." Sen Xiao's love for poetry is great... How about a beast?

"Why did he transfer to another school for half a semester? If he is so good-looking, he should stay in our school permanently. I suggest that the bald headmaster be replaced." Hang Hangliu murmured.

"Cut, it's so stunning, we must make good use of it, and strive to increase the growth rate of our alliance's economy by one millionth." Zhang Fo'er unscrupulously took out the BOAT's "grab you" mobile phone, and shot wildly for a while.

Look, it looks good no matter how you shoot it, the movement of turning around is provocative, the movement of standing up is sexy, the posture of walking is moving, even the voice of talking to people is pleasant, the ending sound trembles like the strings are moving slightly.

"This classmate, can you give me your mobile phone? My family's rules are that private images cannot be disclosed." The exchange student named Xiao Yaxiong asked Zhang Fo'er very politely.

Zhang Fo'er was completely overwhelmed by his aura, he couldn't tell from the outside, but his eyes and voice really gave people a strong feeling.

"Thirty blue coins a piece, thank you for your patronage." Zhang Fu'er was completely instinctive, and said the words he usually used to greet customers when selling eye-catching photos, and regretted it so much that his intestines turned blue.

Xiao Yaxiong smiled, then saw Zhang Foer's lunch box on the desk, and pointed at it: "I want it all, plus [-] blue coins, please give me your lunch, I came out in a hurry today and didn't bring any lunch. "

Zhang Fu'er's eyes were bent with a smile, and immediately politely handed over all the mobile phone and lunch box to Xiao Yaxiong.

After Xiao Yaxiong deleted the photos in the phone, he looked at a picture of someone's eight-pack muscle, smiled, then returned the phone, paid the money, and returned to his seat with the lunch box.

"Ah, Xiaofo, didn't your bento be made by Brother Zhang? I still want to have some food." Sen Xiaoai missed the cute bento that was destroyed by that idiot Senba last time.

"It's okay, two thousand is enough for us to have a meal together. It's okay to miss a meal, anyway, I can eat uncle's food when I go home." Zhang Fo'er has been proud of this big deal for a long time.

"Exchange students are really rich. Two thousand is enough for three banquets in the best hotel." Hang Hang left his tongue.

"Hey, don't care about him. Anyway, I have more venture capital. It's a good thing. If you want to eat uncle's food, come to my house next time. He will definitely welcome you. Uncle is very kind." Zhang Fo'er's tone brought himself An undetectable flaunting tone.

"Yes, yes, your uncle is a good wife and mother, and he is alive forever." Hang Tiange and Sen Xiaoai patted horses repeatedly, and Zhang Fo'er laughed.

On the other side, Xiao Yaxiong, no, in fact, His Royal Highness Cui Chimut Olei, opened the lunch box, and inside was still a bento with cute shapes.

It is a cute baby bear made out of rice. Its body is red rice, its nose and belly are snow-white rice, its eyes, nose and mouth are made of seaweed, and its ears are two tender red sausage discs. Dozed off on the egg roll 'pillow'.There are also a few sections of grilled sausages in the shape of petals on the back, with yellow egg rolls, red cherry tomatoes, and emerald green lettuce leaves, the Sweet Dreams Bear Bento is on the scene!

Cui smiled, remembering that that person liked it so much back then, making bento dishes for his lover by himself. He was obviously as strong as a bear, but he had quick hands and feet, quick eyes and a careful heart.

When Clumsy Bear gave him bento, he seemed careless, but when he started eating, there were always 'mosquitoes' chattering around his ears, what's delicious? ', 'Is the portion too small', 'Do you want to add more meat dishes next time' and other questions made him very helpless, so he had to put down the bowl and chopsticks after eating half of it, and kissed the stupid bear's dishonest mouth.

Cui's heart twitched, he thought it was normal at that time, but today he couldn't remember it.

He poked the baby bear's face with his chopsticks, and said to himself, (Bear, you've had enough sleep, just wake me up, if you still don't remember me...)

After a long time, it began to drizzle outside the window, and it seemed that a few drops floated into the window and dripped on the little bear's cheek.

Despite His Highness Cui's deep resentment, it is clear that Xiong still doesn't remember a certain little His Highness Cui.

He is living an extremely fulfilling life, and he has completely used the training method used by the acting instructor at the base for this joint special training.

Not to mention the God of War Legion, even the rough-skinned and thick-skinned Huimao clan was tormented by him until they wailed during the day and screamed at night.

Only Hangtianliu and Audis are still very active, they are in the unresolved outcome of the last duel, the two of them are full and overwhelmed, Zhang Sirui pointed out that wherever they fight, they are extremely excited, they are completely using themselves and their subordinates People's wealth and life to compete for strength.

Sen Wu smiled from ear to ear, strength represents future financial resources, the wife of the head of the house can't wait to use his thin black leather whip to lightly beat these strong men to work harder.

However, this kind of training can almost be called torture. After seeing the gray masked war puppet king complete all the projects by himself, everyone silently followed the instructor from the Temple of War God, and continued to train without any complaints. .

From the perspective of these simple-minded fighters, if others can do it, so can I. Nothing is impossible.

This state of full concentration, on the contrary, made them get better and better, and soon the training results came out.

After a week of special training, Sen Wu was very satisfied to see that the result report of the special training was full of green good and red excellent marks.

In the case of doubling the level of all members, the Ashura family also has eight more fifth-level fighting god fighters, and their strength has greatly increased.

In the following week, Zhang Sirui led them to the most desolate desert, the worst isolated island, the scariest cemetery, the most savage jungle, etc., wandering around in the depths of Aoli's famous high-level training area. The enemy's courage has also been trained.

Training is over.

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