I'm an uncle

"Hey, if I can pinch your little cheeks, I'll be even happier. Come~ give me a pinch, Master." At this moment, a black shadow appeared from behind Yin Hong and the small mirror, and followed You Senwu said something cold that sent hairs down their spines.

Little Mirror and Yin Hong screamed, fluttering their angel wings and devil wings, before they could escape in all directions, they were captured by Sen Wu in an instant.

I saw the eldest wife of Ashura's family throwing the whip in her right hand, and rolled up the little demon elf Yin Hong into a spinning top shape, leaving only half of the small red-haired head above the mouth, letting Yin Hong How to twist and turn into a caterpillar.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows."

"Hey, who told you to be another elf's stand-in, pinching you will make me even more happy, then who else will pinch if you don't pinch you?" Sen Wuyin smiled, looking timidly and even more frightened, wanting to leave the lion's head in the sky Drilling in yellow hair.

Zhang Sirui's heart aches when he sees that, he doesn't feel bad if it's not an elf from the Sen family, but it's only from the uncle's family, even if it's a bit naughty, it depends on the owner's face.

"Okay, A Sen, don't play tricks on Little Mirror." Zhang Sirui desperately begged for mercy for his elves.

"Hey, Uncle, your Jingjun is fatter and feels very good. Unlike my Yinhong, who has a handful of small bones and not much meat. Doesn't Jingjun eat fruit all day long? Why is it better than Yinhong who eats meat?" Fat, almost becoming a little chubby." Sen Wu said with a smile, Jingjun seriously suspected that he was blatantly criticizing and mocking himself, and his young heart was completely shattered into pieces by the word "fatty". .

"Ah! Your Yin Hong is bound to the point of death by you. Quickly let go of the whip, hurry up..." Zhang Sirui saw Yin Hong who was suddenly not moving, and hurriedly picked up the poor mosquito-repellent-eyed elf to rescue him.

"You...are you always this lively?" Hang Hangliu looked at the noisy two elves in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.Why is there such a relationship between the two pairs of stand-in elves and their masters... as if... the young parents are playing with their own children.

Hang Tianliu tilted his head, and cautiously grabbed his hair to hide, looking at Jun Jing and Honghong curiously, a little envious of the harmonious interaction between them and their master.

In contrast, Qieqie is timid and always fails to do the work required by Hangtianliu, and Hanghangliu has no patience for small things. As long as he can achieve his goal, he doesn't care too much about Qiqie's feelings. It was said that Qieqie couldn't eat the upgrade stone, but was forced to swallow it by Aerospace.

Hang Hang Liu felt that his hair started to get wet again, and he became impatient, alas, this timid and cowardly stand-in elf is secretly crying again, how can he cry about things as big as P, I can't stand it.

He just wanted to yell out, and looked at Mr. Jing who was coaxing him to cry, and the uncle who was doing artificial respiration for the fainting Yin Hong, and then looked at the uncle who stood by and did not say anything, fearing that the world would not be chaotic and continued to speak to stimulate Mr. Jing The forest of the wilderness.He suddenly had a feeling, and decided that he couldn't abuse the substitute spirit like that black-hearted profiteer.

So Hang Hang Liu just patted Qieqie in the hair and said, "Little guy, don't cry."

It is a pity that practice has proved that for those who want to cry or are crying, "don't cry" is an absolute forbidden sentence, because they will cry louder and louder after hearing this sentence.

In the end, Hang Hang Liu broke out in timid cries: "Little things are crying like a bird!"

Then his conscience was pierced by the sight of the uncle and the profiteer's 'despise the elf abuser'.

Facts have proved that the breeders of the stand-in elves will sigh in such a sad way: "Why, my elves are not like me at all!"

The hearts of Uncle, Sen Wu, and Hang Hang Liu inadvertently reached a consensus at a certain moment.

When they finally got their stand-in elves, it was already an hour later.

Seeing that Hangtian Liu was still stubborn about his status as a concubine, Sen Wu said: "Aji, it's not that I bully you, it's just that we have a big business to cooperate with you, and we don't have a strong enough relationship, so we really don't feel at ease."

"What big business?" Hangtianliu and Zhang Sirui said at the same time.

"Hehe, uncle, we have agreed that you are in charge of the outside world and I am in charge of the house. So you come to fight, and I will be the housekeeper." Sen Wu said to the uncle with a smile on his face.

Then Zhang Sirui stepped back very consciously: "Yeah, what, you just say 'I', don't say 'we', anyway, I don't understand business matters."

"Very good." Sen Wu nodded in satisfaction, and the 'Master' was settled, then it was time for the open and covert battle between the 'Elder Wife' and the 'Second Aunt'.

"Since you have joined the Ashura family... don't doubt it, in your royal identity, the character's middle name should already be Ashura. Once married, the surname of the wife's family will be changed to that of the husband's. This is the setting of Oli's Gate." Sen Wu went on to say: "Look at your task manual again, there should already be a revitalization task for Ashura's family in it."

"Indeed, there is this item in the task bar, but what does this have to do with me? I can definitely divorce this uncle, as long as I wait patiently for a month, the system only allows divorce." Hang Hang sat lazily On the bed, like a lion king after eating.

"Hey, it's a pity, what you're talking about is only for the marriage of ordinary disciples, but don't forget that what we signed yesterday was the vow of keeping the covenant, that is, unless both uncle and I agree, otherwise your breach of the contract will bring you It will come at a huge price. Even, in the initial state of the reincarnation of the Wang family like you and me, once too many honor points are deducted, you will be forcibly deprived of the status of the reincarnation of the Wang family." Sen Wu very firmly advised: "You It is not an easy process to obtain the status of this star disciple, and the world of Aolizi has just opened, and there are still many fun and excitements that have not yet been developed. I believe that sensible people will not give up because of this trivial matter. The identity of the reincarnation of the royal family."

"Small things?! Do you know that if you go out to find someone else after you get married, you will be judged by the system as a betrayal and your honor points will be deducted continuously, and you will even be caught and have to pay huge divorce alimony? This means that , I won’t be able to date beauties from now on.” Hang Hang is heartbroken, he has finally upgraded to a three-hour transformation time, and he is still not cheap enough.

"Hey, please believe me. I just want to find a reliable partner. In view of the power of the scroll of keeping the alliance spell, there are also provisions such as the sharing of property among several parties in a marriage. Signing a marriage covenant is very important for promoting the unity of our tripartite parties and accomplishing my goal. The so-called 'big business' is very useful." Mori is plausible.

"Then the 'big business' you mentioned refers to..." Aerospace remained hesitant.

"I wonder if you've heard of the Quick Thieves?" Sen Wu asked.

"The super terrifying bandit group that claims to be the most shameless, rogue, most destructive, and most concealed?" Hangtianliu replied.

"Yes, the focus of this revitalization mission is to resist the attack of the fast thieves. As far as I know, starting from the most violent thugs, there will be a total of eight attacks, and the last batch of their leader Wo Chaonima Only Yunliu will be dispatched, and killing it can truly disband the fast bandit group." Sen Wu said.

"In other words, what we do is defend, defend, and defend until the end. During this period, countless manpower, material resources, and financial resources will be spent, which is enough to completely bankrupt the smaller Wang family. This is why many aborigines The Xiaowang family will be wiped out by them, and unless there is real financial support, the Xiaowang family of ordinary aborigines will not be able to persevere." Sen Wu sneered.

"Indeed, the best defense is attack after all. You can't kill Wo Chaonima Yunliu in one go. Slow consumption is the end of the little Wangs." Zhang Sirui said aside.

Sen Wu snapped his fingers: "That's right, whether to switch from pure defense to attack and beheading is the way to win quickly."

"But so many royal families are unable to attack. It is said that they are limited by the system's 'defense mission'. Then you have found a way to attack?" Aerospace asked.

"Yes, because——I am qualified to do reverse-plot missions." Sen Wu let out a deep breath, and he showed his mission manual to Zhang Sirui and Aerospace for a look.

I saw that it said:

(Mission reminder: Reverse historical plot mission - "The Doomsday of the Fast Thieves", mission objective: Annihilate the leader of the Fast Thieves, Wo Chaonima Yunliu,

Task rewards: The honor value of the royal family increases by 50000 points, and the personal honor value of the participants increases by 30000 points. )

"This task is a reminder that the system suddenly gave me after I was interrogating the spies of the Quick Thieves and got their correct headquarters location." Sen Wu said.

"It's so easy to get the address of their headquarters?" Aerospace Liu was very skeptical.

"Of course it's not easy. The agent's pain must reach fifteen times the upper limit of the normal torture technique within three days before the agent accidentally confesses to this address. I have a sixth-level certificate in torture techniques. You have to try it." Is it?" Sen Wu smiled and patted his palm lightly with the handle of the whip.

Hang Hang was in a cold sweat: "...Forget it, you can continue talking."

"I have already sent people to investigate. There are indeed many gangsters of the Quick Thieves nearby. However, to penetrate deeper into the interior, you need the invitation code of the other party's high-level, so there is no way to investigate further. The credibility is roughly at Around [-]%."

"Hehe, in the final analysis, even if you defeat the Quick Thieves, all the disciples know that after the Quick Thieves die, they will only lose their internal consumption credits. If they cannot be circulated and used externally, they will only lose waste paper, which is not good for me. There isn't much benefit, so why should I work for you." Hang Hang Liu didn't take it seriously.