I'm an uncle

Hang Hang Liu thinks he is very unlucky. He thinks that his travel time is more than or equal to three years. Since the authenticity game "Gate of Crossing" was launched in the Earth Alliance to the present, which sub-world he is in is not a success. He has gone to heaven and hell, chased and killed Tang Emperor Song Zu, and hacked down the interstellar black warrior.

The enemy in front of him is terrified, and the red sleeves behind him are unfurled. Seeing gods kill gods, encountering Buddhas and beating Buddhas, the beauties will come naturally as soon as they are angry.

But all the disciples of the Gate of Crossing do not know his game ID 'Daily Liuji'. It is said that some people used him as the prototype to write YY novels with hundreds of billions of hits, so much so that he even changed to 'Invincible' Stallion' nickname.

In fact, he is just an ordinary guy who enjoys fighting and falling in love. Who makes his job relatively unpopular, he needs to be stationed on the edge of the asteroid for many years, and there is no entertainment, only playing games in his free time.

Tired of playing the current sub-world 'Star Wars', the gate of Ole opened, and he rushed to pass the reincarnation task as quickly as possible.

During the mission, he got another hidden mission by chance. Under the prompt of a weird instructor, after passing a very complicated test, Hangtianliu was inexplicably promoted to the disciple level, transformed from an ordinary high-level disciple. As a star disciple, even the game number has been changed to start with SM.

The guide, who smiled brightly and innocently, boasted about the Wang family's reincarnation system, and lured Hang Hang Liu to voluntarily choose this kind of reincarnation identity that is said to be very unique 'Wang family reincarnator'.

It's really strange, ever since he entered this newly opened sub-world 'Auli's Gate', it was as if he had been cursed, and nothing went well.

First, I discovered the place where I was reincarnated. The so-called human race is basically a "beast species". It is said that they are a few half-beast survivors who worshiped the beast gods in the Ori world for generations, and lived in the barren desert of the Ori world.

Lack of water, lack of food, lack of wood, except for no lack of mud and stones, the Beast King clan left by the aerospace industry has nothing.

Anyway, Hang Hang Liu was born in the royal family, but this group of barbaric orcs never respected 'you are a royal family, we will take you as a treasure', but the whole people think that 'you are our boss if you have big enough fists' The concept of extreme violence is a martial arts race with three views.

Speaking of this kind of environment, it is actually very appetizing for people who enjoy fighting every day in the aerospace industry.

However, the so-called beauties of the furry orcs are all furry types!And everyone is tall and big, some are even taller than those left by Aerospace.

I want to say, we are the princes of a clan anyway, if we can't date those of our own clan, then let's date those of other races.Looking at the beauty of Oli, there is still a bit of hope for the space stay.

But, because Mao's reincarnation identity is also that kind of furry orc!Not many people like to play Beauty and the Beast pairing these days.

With his burly figure, strong muscles, and the lion face that he thinks is majestic, but the beauties think it is ferocious, often before he gets close to them, the beauties have screamed and hid away.

Even if some women or men are willing to approach him in search of excitement, Naihe Hangtian has kept too many beauties around him, and his vision and level are already very tricky. Even just by looking at a part of another person's body, he can know the degree of "deliciousness" of the other person.The ordinary beauty could not catch his eyes at all.

So, as if he was cursed by someone, he spent the few game days after entering Oli's Gate in an extremely ascetic way (a black sticky creature that looked like a slime monster got revenge and was dancing happily).

Until one day he finally figured it out, ah!The substitute warrior given by his family's substitute spirit can still be used in that way.

So, Hang Hang Liu let the elves stand in for him to take over the shift, and he changed into a warrior stand-in and swaggered around to pick up beauties.

Fortunately, his stand-in samurai is very handsome, with a healthy light brown complexion and long black hair, which he casually braided into loose long braids hanging obliquely on his chest. He has thick eyebrows and eyelashes so thick that he is a bit smoky. Smoked eyeshadow feel.

According to the customs of the tribe, Aerospace wore a sky blue and golden vest with rough patterns on it. The broad back gave people a sense of reliability, and the muscles in the arms were tangled yet well-proportioned, full of strength.

The stinky Aerospace Liu specially tied a blue turban on his head, a gold armband in the shape of a desert scorpion, and a gold pendant studded with red and sapphires. Well, these are all his own property. In fact, The Horde's storehouse wasn't richer than his wallet.

Hang Hangliu is a man who is so serious about his appearance that he takes pleasure in smug beauty. He is so narcissistic that he often takes off his shirt unconsciously during battles, revealing his proud muscles.

Under the admiration, admiration, envy, and jealous eyes of everyone, his self-confidence multiplied by the opportunity, and automatically transformed into combat power, and finally reached the miraculous 'levelup! 'Status, and then enter the invincible mode, shooting the enemies flying in one fell swoop.

Hang Hang Liu is such a smug and invincible man.

In short, he happily went to pick up beauties as this perfectly dressed substitute samurai.

Sure enough, he was able to capture it with his hands, and simply seduced a very beautiful boy to the Happy Hotel (a space specially designed by the system for things like circles).

By the way, I forgot to mention that Hang Hang Liu is a double. For him, only appearance is the first priority, and other issues such as gender, age, etc. can be sidelined.

Seeing the sweetness of the man, the glue is like paint, the dry wood is like a fire, a single spark starts a prairie fire, and the fire burns...

Just when Hang Hang Liu and the little beauty were having fun rolling around on the bed, they suddenly jumped up in embarrassment, and hurried out with only a pair of pants on.

why?

It turned out that his substitute spirit had just informed him that he was still 3 minutes away from the upper limit of his transformation time for the day. If he could not hide in a place where no one was around, he might be discovered in public as the reincarnation of the Wang family, and then—— Severe system penalties may be accepted.

Aerospace stayed crying while running, and had to hold back halfway through. It's really worse than death, and... the little beauty may not know how to arrange herself, maybe she will say that he lost his helmet and armor halfway. Category.

Too embarrassing!

Big question!Do I have to solve the problem within half an hour every time?This is too much against my nature.

For the sake of his future sexual happiness, Hangtian Liuyi changed his slack and dissatisfaction a while ago, and spent a lot of time every day doing the task of upgrading the substitute spirit, looking for upgrade stones for his substitute spirit, and persuading it while feeding the little thing: eat, eat more eat.

The little thing that made his family cry while eating was not moved by him, it was just that the little thing was full, but he still had to force an upgrade stone under the tip of the knife raised by his master smiling.

Finally, Hang Hang Liu's daily transformation time can be extended to nearly three hours, which is barely enough for him to have a perfect nightlife.

Finally a day of elation and elation came.

According to the information he inquired, Hang Hang Liu got dressed early, took advantage of the dim night, and came to the largest nightlife consumption area of ​​Aolizhimen, and went straight to the paradise in his heart - Yelang Tavern, which was also warmly welcomed by his disciples The land became the place of Yelang rave club.

Finally, he discovered today's target, which was an Oli man.

The man was very thin, and his whole body was wrapped in a gray cloak. From the exposed face alone, except for a little paleness, he possessed the most basic characteristics of an Auri beauty—beautiful, not the kind that is gorgeous and delicate like a rose. Beautiful, but a kind of beauty that is as kind and natural as the little flowers in your own garden.

This Oli beauty has long light blue hair and eyes of the same color. She has delicate facial features and a pure and lovely demeanor. When she looks around, she frowns and slender eyebrows, as if she is very worried. There is something that makes people want to comfort and take care of him. impulse.

What attracts Hang Hang the most is that he still has a natural and open expression. Even if he is in such a lustful environment around him, the young man will be turned into a shy and shy face under the deliberate temptation of the people around him. .

But he just shrunk himself to an inconspicuous corner of the wall carefully, and then continued to look up and look around, his eyes were still pure and transparent, and the scene of dancing demons was reflected in his eyes, which could not change the certain clarity in his eyes.

This is the best!Years of hunting experience in Aerospace told me that today is a good day.

In line with the principle of hunting for beauty first, Hang Hang Liu quietly approached the other party, and according to the usual practice, made a gesture to the other party and asked if the other party would like to spend a good night together.

And this customary courtship action is to slightly touch the other party's buttocks with the palm of the hand before, but the other party's reaction is a bit slow, and I didn't feel it.

Aerospace couldn't keep it, so I had to touch it again.

Huh?The other party seemed to think that he was occupying too much space, so he nodded in apologetic way, then gave up the space, and continued to hide in the corner and look around.

It's really interesting, Hang Hang Liu was having fun quietly, just now it felt good in the hand, although it was a bit thin, there was still some meat on Fang's round butt.

So he unconsciously pressed his hand to the other's buttocks again, touching and touching, touching and touching.Until he saw the opponent's livid face with veins on his forehead.

"You... did you do it on purpose?" Zhang Sirui was furious.

First, Ye Yezhisen said that he would come back in a man's body, and asked Zhang Sirui to wait here for a while, and then made him wait for two hours.

After that, people crowded around, sometimes someone fell on him, and sometimes someone jumped on his back, so he had no choice but to endure and retreat slowly into the corner.

But Mao, there is always a hand fumbling behind him.

At first Zhang Sirui thought that the other party was occupied by him, and wanted to push him away, but he retreated to the innermost part, and the other party's hand still lingered on his pp.

No matter how dull and unconscious, I can still think of it——I was being eaten tofu.

Facing Zhang Sirui's questioning, Hang Hang smiled happily, and the other party finally noticed him.Ha, what a pure boy.

"Beauty, if you are free, let's find a place where no one is around and have a fight." Hang Hang Liu said bluntly.

Unexpectedly, the other party agreed without hesitation, "Okay, you lead the way."

Could it be that this little beauty is 'a real person who doesn't show his face, but is actually very perverted'?

Hang Hang was blinded by Zhang Sirui's straightforwardness.

If he understood Zhang Sirui's personality and level of social knowledge, he would know Zhang Sirui's understanding of his request.

(Little girl, you actually dare to challenge me to see if I won't beat you to death.) Zhang Sirui gritted his teeth and planned.

Gan is a polysemous word, with two meanings - 1. Refers to fighting, such as dry fighting [dialect], this meaning, Zhang Sirui knows, Hang Hang Liu does not know; 2. The meaning of doing, as for what to do, Hang Hang Liu knows, Zhang Sirui have no idea.

It can be seen that common sense must be possessed by everyone in order to promote social communication well.

Of course, Zhang Sirui also had some small doubts as he walked more and more remote.

Why are there no street lights here?This game is too cheap.

What else is happening?The rustling of clothes rubbing against each other, the sound of body collisions, slight humming, and muffled screams when someone is uncomfortable.

(Is this here...) Zhang Sirui frowned.

Immediately, Jun Jing snickered in his ear: (Uncle, you only know.)

(The legendary golden area where gangsters fight - the dark alley? It seems that there will be a hard fight today.) Zhang Sirui suddenly realized, followed by a 'plop' in his mind, as if something was touched fall down.

(...Uncle, you are still a child until now, it seems that there is a reason.) The little mirror seems to be rolling and laughing in his mind?

"I'm not innocent!" Zhang Sirui yelled at Mr. Jing in embarrassment, but he forgot to control his voice and blurted out.

"Hey, it doesn't matter if you're not a childlike innocence."

Then Zhang Sirui felt that he was pushed so violently that he was pushed against the wall, and then he was stunned.

Something slippery was on his lips, bumping back and forth, and the pointed soft tip was still desperately probing between his lips, trying to turn it into his mouth.