female dragon

[-]. Selection of Xiaolongbao

Although Ao Yan is pregnant, it is impossible for him to stay at home all the time due to his character.Ao Ying felt that instead of letting him mess around outside, it would be better to go to school and be supervised.So he also had to accept the pain of ordinary students-the final exam.

Ao Yan looked at the topic on a piece of paper, his face paralyzed...

Yan: How to do it? A or B, that is the question.

Glancing at the swollen belly, he had a plan.Why don't you give it to Xiaolongbao.

Yan: Xiaolongbao, Xiaolongbao, if you choose A, you kick it once, if you choose B, you kick it twice, and so on.

The dominatrix invigilated the examination and found that Ao Yan had a serious face and a blue face, but he didn't write at all, so he couldn't help being curious.

Yasha: Ao Yan, what are you thinking again?

Yan: I was wondering which answer the baby would choose.

Yasha:? ? ?

Yan: If you choose A, he kicks once, if you choose B, he kicks twice, but from No.15 onwards, he kicks non-stop.

Yasha:! ! ! O＿0

The dominatrix immediately called an ambulance...

Second, delivery

But Ao Yan could not be sent to the hospital, and the doctor in the school clinic was not there, so the teacher had to call Ao Yan's relatives to come.

Lie: I heard that my brother is going to give birth.

Yan: Not sure.Maybe he thinks that I am slow in doing the questions, so he wants to do it himself.

Lie turned to the teacher: Do you want me to deliver the baby?

teacher:? ? ?

Lie: Female dragons need male dragons to give birth.

Teacher: Will you?

Lie: No!But you can try, my swordsmanship is very fast.

After speaking, he drew out the two short blades, and the sharp blades emitted a cold light, approaching Ao Yan's swollen belly.

teacher:! ! ! ! O＿0

Are you sure you're delivering babies and not slaughtering pigs?

[-]. Delivery

People from Honglian's family rushed to take Ao Yan away.In fact, Ao Ying had already chosen the delivery place early in the morning.Aoyan belongs to fire and can only be produced in places with geothermal heat.

Ao Ying carried it into the hot spring, and two giant dragons, one red and one black, appeared in the center of the spring.Due to the tradition of the Dragon Clan, the young male and female dragons in the clan are allowed to watch the process of giving birth to a baby dragon as part of their growth learning.

Lie: Zilan, why do their tails get entangled?

Lan (smiling): Because the female needs to be stabilized, so that she doesn't hurt herself by moving around in pain.

Lie: Second uncle is licking brother.

Lan (maintaining a smile): He is comforting Young Master Ao Yan.

Lie: Why do bellies rub against each other?And my brother made strange noises.

Lan (with a broken smile): Because the baby is about to be born.

Lie (pointing to a certain part of the black dragon that is automatically marked): Why did the second uncle insert that...

Before he finished asking, Zilan had already grabbed his eyes and abducted him.

Lan: Which ancestor made this inexplicable rule?

Four, who does the baby look like

Ao Yan gave birth smoothly (of course the poke song went smoothly), and Hong Lian's family celebrated the birth of the Xiaolongbao with great fanfare.

Lan: The baby is so cute, very much like Master Ao Yan.

Zhu Yun: Yes, yes, and as healthy as Master Ao Yan.

White Carp: So cute, she must be a beauty when she grows up.

Ao Yan looked at Xiaolongbao carefully, then turned to Ao Lie.

Yan: To be honest, do you think it looks like me?

Ao Lie carefully looked at the little dragon bag that Ao Yan was holding in his arms, and nodded with a serious face.

Yan (depressed): Do I look like a light red dinosaur egg?

[-]. The taboo of bringing a baby dragon

Because no baby dragon has been born for a long time, the male dragons in the family are all clumsy and can't take care of them for a while.As soon as Ao Bing, who came to visit, saw Ao Yan throwing a dragon egg, he was shocked.

Bing: What are you doing?

Yan: Play high and low with it.

Bing: Don't throw it!

Ao Ying took the dragon egg and dangled it between his wrists.

Bing: What are you doing again?

Eagle: Coax it to sleep.

Bing: Don't shake!

Ao Lie pressed the dragon egg over and put it in the cradle, shaking it back and forth.

Bing: My God! !This cannot be done.

Lie: Isn't it right to shake it to sleep?

Bing: Of course not, no shaking! ! !

Yan, Ying, Lie: Why?

Ao Bing only said two words: scattered yellow.

Yan: If it is loose, make boiled eggs.

Everyone: =_=

Six, out of the shell

The dragon egg has not been seen for many days, and Ao Yan is an impatient person, knocking on the eggshell.

Yan: Open the door, open the door, and pay back the money you owe!

Ao Ying rescued the dragon egg, and when everyone breathed a sigh of relief...

Eagle: Open Sesame!

Everyone: (Tianyin: This is a black line, not a vertical line.)

Ao Lie hugged the poor dragon egg to prevent his idiot father and father from torturing him.

Lie: Be good, baby, open the door, mother is back.

Crowd: ...

As a result, the eggshell really cracked, and with a bang, a small red faucet came out.Then came a small body covered in liquid, and a pair of red wings with soft feathers on its back.

Amid everyone's astonishment, Xiaolong opened his red-gold eyes, neither looked at Ao Yan nor Ao Ying, but stared at Ao Lie.

Ao Lie had a bad premonition in his heart.

Xiaolong (to Ao Lie): Dudu! !

Ao Yan picked up Xiaolong and threw it to Ao Lie.

Yan: Mommy Xiaolie, please take care of me from now on!

Thus, Ao Lie's nanny career began.

[-]. Gender

Because Xiaolongbao is all taken care of by Ao Lie, Ao Yan is happy to be at leisure.If there is nothing to do, I will play with the baby.He crouched beside the basket where the baby dragon was placed.The baby dragon was sleeping with its tail crossed and its eyes squinted.

Yan: Do you think it is male or female?

Eagle: Dragon type does not distinguish between male and female, only male and female.

Yan: Then you say it is male or female?

Eagle: You have to observe carefully below the abdomen, but the scales block it, and it will only be exposed when mating + mating.

In a flash of inspiration, Yan took out a chopstick and poked Xiaolong Baobao's lower abdomen.Xiaolong turned over uncomfortably, but the evil chopsticks kept harassing it.

As soon as Ao Lie came in, he saw his brother poking Xiaolong's ass with chopsticks...

Lie (furious): Brother, what are you doing?

Inflammation: simulated mating + mating

Lie (the flame is more intense): Get out!Don't touch it there.

Little Lie Lie, have you already decided?Whether Xiao Long Bao is male or female?

(Tianyin: In fact, what Xiaolie means is that it will become loose when you touch it. The baby's intestines are too fragile.)

Eight, in-laws

Ao Suo gave birth to Xiaolong earlier than Ao Yan.His family's baby dragon is a little white dragon, but unfortunately it is a little weak.When Ao Yan's little dragon was full moon, he also brought his own little white dragon to congratulate him.

Shuo: The baby is very cute.Much like you.

Yan: Like me?My head is not an inverted triangle.

shuttle:……

I saw two little dragons lying in the same basket.Xiao Bailong is very obedient, his ice blue eyes are half-closed.But the little red dragon is very naughty, grabbing the little white dragon's horns with its small claws for a while, and wrapping the little white dragon's tail with its tail for a while.It kept moving around, harassing people.Little Bailong was a little scared, trembling and about to cry.

Yan: Oh, they are very affectionate.

Shuttle (bad premonition): Really?

I thought: Why do I feel that your child is bullying my child?

Yan: How about this? If they are of the same sex, they will become brothers, and if they are of the opposite sex, they will become husband and wife.

Shuo Xin thought: What era is it now? Have you traveled through time?

He was about to refuse, but the two fathers who were too drunk suddenly entered in disorder.

Eagle: Just do it!

Bing: Okay, who is afraid of whom?

As a result, the little red dragon is a male and female, while the little white dragon is a male.But with the Tyrannosaurus attributes of Little Red Dragon...

As the saying goes: the grievances of the previous generation will be repaid by the next generation.

Eight, catch the week

Baby Xiaolong is one year old.Originally, there was no custom of catching Zhou in the Dragon Clan.This custom is learned from the human race.

Xiao Long Bao, who can turn into a human baby, sat in the center of the big table, surrounded by piles of weird things.Si Yi seemed to deliberately push Ao Lie to the corner of the table.

Knowing that the little red dragon is a female, Ao Bing also put his own son on the table out of breath.

Little dragon baby looked left and right, and the first thing he saw was little white dragon.So he happily crawled over, and Xiao Bailong was shocked when he saw the aggressive baby with mouth full of saliva.All of a sudden, he jumped out from under the table.

The little baby lost his target, looked left and right and couldn't find it, and was about to cry.But he saw Ao Yan, so he twisted PP and crawled towards his 'mother'.But Ao Lie backed away.

People who liked it avoided, and the baby started to cry loudly, crawling while crying, and was punched on the head by Ao Yan in the middle.

Yan: Useless guy, to get what you want, you must first have strength, money, power, and power, you know?

So, the little baby took the super powerful weapon Fenfeng with one hand and the dice with the other.Then hang the token of the Ao family that Zilan placed beside the table around his neck.Then he pointed at Qian Zhan who came to watch the ceremony, and patted his chest again.It means: little brother, let's hang out with big brother from now on.

In the future, Little Red Dragon really did well.It can be said to be a 'crab'-walking sideways.Although she is a female dragon, she can subdue the male she wants, and live a life like an emperor, hugging left and right.

Si Yi couldn't help admiring Ao Yan's education.

Yi: You are amazing.Did you make it to today when you caught the week?

Yan: What do you mean?

Yi: Didn't you tell the baby not to rush after males, but to get strength, wealth, power and influence first?If he hadn't obtained these things, it would be impossible for him to subdue Ao Lie, let alone other male dragons.

Yan: what?

Yi (surprised): Isn't it?

Yan: Didn't the baby want the photo album of beauties in front of Ao Lie?What women like is nothing more than those four things.

Yi: ...

This is a good example of what it means to strike right.

[-]. Naming

Xiaolongbao is one year old, but it is still called "Xiaolongbao" by Ao Yan.Not having an official name is not only inconvenient, but also loses the face of Honglian's family.

So naming became a big deal.

Ao Bing seemed to show off her child's name in order to show off.The little white dragon is called Ao Zhao.It is a word created by Wu Zetian back then, which means that the sun and the moon are in the sky, illuminating the earth.

But the result is that not many people will read it.So the teacher will never ask Xiaobailong to answer questions.During the roll call, voices like 'Ao, what's that', 'Ao...that's the goddamn Martian' will come out constantly.Of course, Little Red Dragon can't read this word either.Always call him 'Ming Kong'.

Yan threw away the banana peel and said, "How about calling it 'Ao Jiao'?"Bananas are delicious.

Therefore, no one expected the child's father, because his taste was too bad.

Eagle: Well...it's called 'Aoye'.It is easy to remember and easy to read, and is often called out. (Tianyin: Actually, your son should be named Ying)

Therefore, everyone does not pay attention to the child's father, and his taste is comparable to that of the child's father.

Lie: Don't call it 'Aobao'.Anyway, his nickname is Xiaolongbao.

Therefore, everyone also does not expect the child's mother, whose taste is not much better than that of the father.

In the end, Zi Lan chose a reliable name: Ao Huang, which means brilliance, spark of fire.

A saying from a great man: A single spark can start a prairie fire.Therefore, Little Xinghuo is as powerful as this sentence.

The author has something to say: This article is all over.As for the story of Xiaolong, please make up your own brains.I haven't figured it out yet.

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