When the current male protagonist wears ancient words

Chapter 9 Going to the Suburbs of Beijing to Masturbate

Zhou Yi thought it was funny, this cold-faced man asked him where he was going, why did he feel like he was being checked?Just like when he went out to a party with his college classmates, when he returned home, Lin Han would ask him with a cold face, "Where did you go?"

However, Ning Xi's expression was much better than that of Lin Han's. Although both had a cold face, Lin Han's cold face was obviously more intimidating.

Ning Xi's coldness is a kind of indifference that rejects people thousands of miles away, as if he has no interest in everything around him; Lin Han is not. A vicious bird who dares to look directly.

"Go to work." Zhou Yi shrugged and replied indifferently, quite casually.

Ning Xi didn't understand the meaning of the word "go to work", she frowned slightly, but didn't speak, but those black eyes reflected Zhou Zhou's ruffian like a mirror.

In fact, it was difficult for Zhou Yi, his rare and extremely beautiful face made him look like a ruffian, the right corner of his mouth was slightly raised, and a smirk was fixed on his face.But even such a ruffian face is so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off it.

Zhou Zhou originally thought that Ning Xi must be looking for him for something, but now he didn't say a word, which made him a little at a loss, or he was really a little awkward without the author messing around in his mind.

The lights in the house were like beans, and the two of them just looked at each other like this. Looking at each other, Zhou Yi's upper and lower eyelids began to fight. There was no way. Although he was absent-minded this day, he did a lot of work. It is normal to be tired.

When Zhou Yi's eyelids were about to close, Ning Xi's cold voice sounded, "Yan'er invited me to play in the outskirts of the city tomorrow."

On Monday, the upper and lower eyelids that were about to be in close contact were pulled apart just because of this sentence.

Then, Monday thought, what did he say?She was about to fall asleep, only knew that Ning Xi had spoken, but didn't know what he said.

After thinking for a long time, Zhou Yi said: "Is what Mr. Ning said just now a good thing?"

Ning Xi didn't understand, so after thinking about it, she felt that those words were just stating the facts and had nothing to do with good or bad, so she shook her head.

Zhou Zhou said: "Then can you say it again?"

Ning Xi felt ashamed again.

Seeing that Ning Xi didn't respond on Monday, he said, "If it's not a good thing, just say it again. People say 'don't say a good thing a second time'. This shows that you can say a good thing a second time." Looking at Ning Xi on Monday That expression is very serious.

Ning Xi only felt that Zhou Zhou's phoenix eyes were looking straight at him without any distracting thoughts, what a pair of extremely beautiful eyes.

As for Monday, he has lost the slightest bit of temper, as if this person has easily removed all his indifference and pretense in just a few conversations.

So I had no choice but to repeat those words again, but I didn't expect to frown upon hearing the words on Monday.

Ning Xi thought that Zhou Yi was dissatisfied with Xue Yuyan for only inviting herself but not him, so she wanted to persuade him, but before he could speak, Zhou Yi asked him: "Young Master Ning, maybe I am stupid, but I have been thinking for a long time, or I think, the matter you mentioned has nothing to do with me! Or are you showing off that a girl invites you to play, so you don’t have to masturbate alone?” After speaking on Monday I regretted it, Nima is okay, what did you say masturbation, peat, Ning Xi is not a fucking nerd!

When Ning Xi heard the words, first of all, she felt very lucky that she didn't say the words of persuasion out of her mouth, and secondly, she thought about the meaning of the word "fuck off".

The room was silent for about a stick of incense. During this period, Zhou Yi kept thinking about why he said the word "fuck off" so sloppily. Even if he was running the train with his mouth full, he couldn't run so fast? !Shit, this is going to be the same as a moving car!Although it didn't crash, it's more dangerous than crashing!

While Ning Xi was thinking about the meaning of the word "fuck off" in the end. In the end, he still couldn't understand, so he could only ask Zhou Zhou in a diligent and inquisitive way: "What does 'fuck off' mean?"

Zhou Yi was terrified that the other party would actually ask, and immediately said, "It's just for fun!"

Ning Xi: "...Really?"

on Monday:"……"

Don't dare to take it seriously!If Ning Xi also used the word "job" to mean "play" in the future, wouldn't he be killed by lightning?

Imagine Ning Xi saying: Tomorrow Yaner and I will go to the suburbs of Beijing to masturbate (tomorrow Yaner and I will go to the suburbs of Beijing to play).

Or, Ning Xi said: On Monday, I invite you to masturbate in the capital (on Monday, I invite you to play in the capital).

Or, Ning Xi said: No, I promised to go to the suburbs of Beijing with Yaner to masturbate tomorrow (no, I promised to go to the suburbs of Beijing with Yaner tomorrow).

Finally, Ning Xi said: I went to Jingwang Mansion yesterday to masturbate, do you want to masturbate with me today (I went to Jingwang Mansion yesterday, do you want to play with me today)?

After Naobudi thought of the above four sentences on Monday, he had the urge to poke his eyes!Fuck, this is really scary, okay? ! !

Zhou Yi shook his head fiercely, and said, "Young Master Ning, don't care about that word. It's the dialect of my hometown. We all say that, but I don't know how to explain it to you. Anyway, it's slang. You must not use it!" Masturbation is also a dialect, right?Anyway, in the world of Tanmei literature he was in before, the author had to "suck it up" if he had nothing to do, it was considered... a dialect, right?

Seeing his attitude, Ning Xi was even more curious, but the other party didn't seem to want to explain clearly to him, so Ning Xi gave up asking.

Zhou Yi felt that Ning Xi should be fine, even if there was a problem, it would be fine!Because he can't chat with this person anymore, he is almost sleepy, and when he is sleepy, he speaks without thinking, and when he speaks without thinking, he may pop out such stupid words as "fuck off" again! "Masturbation" is not bad, what if you say "let's have a shot" or something, what if people understand?

what to do--!

"Mr. Ning, I don't think you need to worry about me at all. You can go with Ms. Xue tomorrow. I have something to do on Monday and I can't share the happiness with you. I think you two should enjoy yourself." , Zhou Qi got up, "Also, don't worry about me. Since I took Mr. Ning's innocent money, Zhou Yi will definitely not use it to do evil, and will not cause trouble for Mr. Ning. Please rest assured Mr. Ning."

Zhou Yi walked in front of Ning Xi, smiled apologetically at him, and continued: "Zhou Yi is ill and needs to rest earlier, so I will rest now, Mr. Ning, please do what you want."

After all, he went into the house to sleep on Monday, leaving Ning Xi alone in the main room looking at the dimming oil lamp, with a vague smile on his lips.

on Monday.

The next day, I got up early on Monday and went to the food shop with Biyun.

Everything is as usual until Sishi.

At that time, Monday was reckoning the debts from yesterday's bad mood.

Staring at the dizzying account book, Zhou Yi frowned and asked himself, why did he have to think about so many meaningless things yesterday?Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many broken accounts to see today!sister!

Biyun was fanning Zhou Zhou, but his eyes were on what Zhou calculated, and he would ask some questions from time to time, and Zhou Yi answered them one by one.

The little girl is also a quick learner, and in less than a month, she can already understand the accounts written on Monday, which is really a joyful thing for Monday.

The two were discussing with their heads down, and they didn't notice that there were more and more people at the door of their house. When they noticed it on Monday, the Transit food store was almost surrounded by people.

Zhou Yi's eyes were as big as copper bells, and his mouth was so wide open that he could stuff an egg in it. In short, the surprised expression was obvious without asking.

Quick brainstorm on Monday: What the hell happened?Did the halo of the author appear?Have the common people been hypnotized by the author to eat in his shop?Thinking about it, Zhou Zhou's pair of phoenix eyes only had white silver left.Oh no, it was he who was holding the white silver.

The people outside whispered to each other until a dignitary in black robes appeared in front of them with a scroll, and then the people stopped talking one after another, and spontaneously and orderly gave way to a three-person wide road.

Seeing this on Monday, I thought to myself, could it be that the reputation of my family's shop has spread to the ears of some high-ranking official in the capital who loves to show off?Thinking about it again, isn't this a profit?

So, on Monday, while thinking about how to cheat such a stinky fat sheep, he got up to greet him.

The welcome was all right, but when we got to the door, Zhou Yi had no time to greet him politely, and saw the man unfold the bright yellow scroll in his hand, and shouted in a sharp voice: "By heaven, the emperor ordered ..."

Before I had time to listen to the following sentence, I knelt down on the ground with a "plop" on Monday, and then delayed myself [-] times in my heart-I fucking forgot that there is such a role as the emperor in this world, I can go to do you died?

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