When the current male protagonist wears ancient words

After the Chinese New Year, Monday became a little sluggish, because from a certain day he couldn't remember, his family Ning Xiaogong became less enthusiastic about exercising in bed.

Zhou Yi lay down on the table dejectedly and counted how many days he and Ning Xi hadn't had sex, and when he dejectedly counted that they hadn't had OOXX for at least ten days, Zhou Yi cheered up, it seemed that he wasn't f*cking and thirsty... Could it be that Ning Xi X became indifferent?Oh trouble! ! !

After struggling for more than ten days, I realized that Ning Xi might not be in good health so he didn't have sex with him. Comrade Zhou Yi changed his previous corrupt and decadent appearance, jumped up from the chair, and ran to the backyard to discuss countermeasures with Uncle Wei and Afeng Ayu .

In the backyard, Uncle Afeng, Ayu, Wei and Biyun are gathered around a square table, playing mahjong.

Zhou Yi rushed over in a hurry, saw Uncle Wei's happy face, laughed and said: "Fuck! Blame! Give money, give money! Ah Feng Ah Yu..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a "snap", and a 500 tael silver note was placed on the table. There was still a white and slender hand pressed on the silver note, which was really beautiful.Afeng and Ayu cook all day long, so they don't have such good-looking hands, and Biyun's maids don't have such good-looking hands when they serve tea and wash clothes every day.Master Ning Xi is a martial arts practitioner with strong palms, and he would not make such terrifying moves. The only one left is his boss, who only cooks and does not wash dishes, only chops vegetables and does not wash and choose vegetables, even if his hands are tired occasionally. Mr. Monday's skin has never gone bad.

Uncle Wei twitched his lips and looked up, saying that Monday should not mind if they gather here to gamble, right?Isn't this the fun for them on Monday?Or is it that the boss wants to play on Monday and wants to kick him off?Not good, he is lucky today, he doesn't want to be replaced!

"Labor and management have something to discuss with you!" Zhou Yi sat aggressively in the seat Biyun vacated, "Whoever comes up with a good solution to this young master's problem, the 500 taels will belong to him!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the people around him staring at him dumbfounded, and gasped in response to the occasion.

Biyun was the first to react, "Young master, if you are unhappy, just tell us to make us happy, oh no, let us be unhappy with you, such a big face value, really, how dare you!" Said When I saw those 500 pairs of eyes shining, I almost rushed over like hungry wolves and snatched them to buy rouge, gouache, silk and satin.

Unfortunately, Zhou Yi looked back at Biyun with a dark face, and said, "This question is not suitable for you, you should avoid it first."

Hearing this, Biyun looked at Zhou Yi sadly: "Why, young master?" His voice softened instantly.

"Well, it's not suitable for little girls to listen to. You should step back first."

"Master, how can you treat me like a girl!" Biyun looked at Zhou Yi with righteous indignation.

Jiong on Monday thought for a while and said, "Because you have breasts!"

"Master, you have it too!"

Zhou Yi was embarrassed again, and felt that what Biyun said was indeed reasonable, but this question should really be avoided by her, otherwise he would be embarrassed, hey!

So I thought about it for another ten seconds, looked at Biyun seriously and seriously on Monday and said, "Okay, because you will be a big aunt every month!"

Biyun said: "Young master, I was only a girl when I was an aunt!" After finishing speaking, Biyun was sad again, since when did she start to be so unlimited!Why didn't she feel embarrassed at all when she said such words without blushing or heartbeat? !

Sure enough, it was her young master's integrity that took away her integrity and lower limit when he left her young master, and then went together!

Zhou Yi stared at Biyun embarrassingly, and finally couldn't help it anymore, and roared, "Biyun, where are your lower limits and integrity?"

Bi Yun blinked, "Eloped with your lower limit and integrity..."

Eloped with your lower limit and integrity...

eloped together...

eloped...

ran away...

On Monday, I felt that my head hurt a little. Did he do something wrong?

Biyun continued: "Master, I'm not here with my aunt now, don't treat me like a girl, just keep talking! Biyun is willing to share your worries!"

Zhou Yi glanced at her, "But I don't want to share my money with you..." Biyun's face changed when he heard this, and Zhou Zhou said: "Well, you are actually not for the young master and me, but for the 500 taels, right? ?”

Bi Yun blushed, "No, no!"

Uncle Wei over there said, "That's right! We exist to relieve your worries, young master!"

Ah Feng and Ah Yu also expressed their loyalty, "For the BOSS, I will go through fire and water!"

Zhou Yi then smiled, "That's really great," he said, and put the banknotes on the table into his sleeves, and continued: "My young master was moved by your faithful behavior, and I also feel that you can use money to measure it." Your feelings for me are too vulgar, so I'd better keep the money! We are all friends, mentioning money hurts feelings!"

The eyes of the remaining four people were still glued to Monday's cuffs, and they roared sadly together in their hearts: Who said mentioning money hurts feelings!It's obviously hurting money by mentioning feelings!

"The thing is like this, your family is the main attacker and has become indifferent to me. I don't know what to do." Zhou Yi looked at the four people sadly.

The four of them were still looking sadly at Zhou Yi's cuffs, but when they heard this, they stopped being sad immediately, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help but rise, especially Uncle Wei and A Yu, whose expressions of restrained laughter made Zhou Yi want to send them away.

Biyun was a little bit better, she acted rather sad, her eyes seemed to be full of sympathy, but actually she was smiling!Looking at their expressions on Zhou Yi, he gritted his teeth, it's better for Ah Feng, from the beginning to the end, he just looked at his cuffs and was sad!

At this time, Ah Feng unconsciously opened his mouth and asked, "Boss, what do you mean the main attack is indifferent to you?"

On Monday, I heard that the wind was messy, peat!Your whole family!It turns out that you didn't understand!

Ah Yu said something in Ah Feng's ear, and Ah Feng blushed instantly, reaching the base of his ears, looking at Zhou Zhou, he hesitated to speak.

On Monday, I cursed in my heart, why should I be so white!And it is white only in this respect!By the way, how could Ah Yu bear it! !

The method discussed with several people is quite satisfying.

Ah Feng and Ah Yu's idea is to cook more exciting meals on Monday and use food strategies to get Ning Xi.Once the food worked, Ning Xi's sexual desire for him would increase correspondingly, and there would be no need to worry about the disharmony in their sexual lives.In a word, with the stimulating X feast, your life will no longer lack OOXX.

Evaluation on Monday, feasible.Because Zhou Yi also has some common sense of cooking, and knows how important food is to the human body. Therefore, if Ning Xi is really X cold, food stimulation should be okay, such as oysters, or people often say On Monday, I decided to buy some bullwhip and sheepwhip and so on, so I could make up for Ning Xi.

Uncle Wei thinks that Ning Xi doesn't ask for Monday anymore because Monday is not attractive. Of course, Monday itself is full of charm, but Ning Xi may feel boring about the same Monday.Therefore, Uncle Wei suggested that the boss on Monday try some new methods, or change clothes or something interesting, which is very tempting to men.

The evaluation on Monday makes sense.Just, fun?Why is sexy lingerie and thongs the first thing that popped into his mind? What the hell!How can I rely on such things in ancient times? !Could it be that he was asked to buy bellybands for women?Or... In other words, Ning Xi probably doesn't like SM Mama, why not... try?In ancient times, where were there shops selling sex toys?

Biyun made an objective evaluation, thinking that Mr. Ning Xi no longer had sex with Young Master Zhou because Zhou might have done something unconsciously that made Ning Xi angry without knowing it.However, Mr. Ning Xi's love for Master Zhou is endless, so he doesn't blame Zhou Zhou for being so much, and he keeps everything in his heart and refrains from talking about it, but he can't touch Zhou Zhou's chrysanthemum again.

Evaluation on Monday, my day!What the hell did labor and capital do wrong again!I recalled my performance these days, and felt that there was nothing wrong with it, but Biyun said that it was because you didn't know, so you had to ask and communicate. This is the fundamental way to solve the problem.Zhou Yi felt that Biyun had the potential to be a good mother and a good teacher, but he listened anyway.

The four people's words are all reasonable, and the result is that Zhou Xiaoshou combined all strategies to please Ning Xiaogong.

First, I took Afeng and Ayu to accompany me to buy vegetables in the middle of the afternoon, and of course they were all nourishing dishes.Put the dishes home and let Afeng and Ayu deal with them first, and then take Uncle Wei to find fun. As for what to buy, I only know when I go to bed at night.

Then, while cooking, Monday hummed a tune while thinking about how to "communicate" with Ning Xi at night. Everyone knows the so-called verbal communication and physical communication.

During dinner, Ning Xi was still silent, but frowned slightly when she saw a table full of dishes, what day is it today, why did you cook so many dishes?Most of them are meat, so it should be clear on Monday that he prefers vegetarian food.

Thinking about it, Ning Xi looked up at Zhou Yi with some doubts.

Zhou Yi then explained, "This is a new dish that I have researched with Ah Feng and Ah Yu. You can try it and see if it suits your appetite."

Afeng and Ayu: We didn’t know that those dishes are all about strengthening yang and tonifying kidney!

After that, Uncle Wei stared at the dish in a daze.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward, so on Monday, he took a chopstick of quail meat for Ning Xi and said, "This is quail meat. It is said to be quite delicious."

Uncle Wei watched Ning Xi eat the quail meat with chopsticks without even frowning, and was suddenly a little startled. With Mr. Ning Xi's character, if he knew the function of these dishes, it would cause Boss Zhou and him to fight. Is X's life even more discordant or... so harmonious that the boss can't stand it on Monday?In addition, whether he eats these dishes or not is a question.

Obviously, Ah Feng and Ah Yu are also facing the same problem.

They're thinking, what if they ate and wanted some X life at night too?

After thinking for a long time, Afeng and Ayu felt that suffocating to death was a minor issue, but starving to death was a major issue. It was a big deal. Let's go to Cuixian Tower to have a rest at night.

This idea coincided with Uncle Wei's idea, but even so, a few people still felt that it was not good to compete with Ning Xi and Zhou Yi for food, but the plate of stir-fried walnuts with leeks should be not bad.

So, when the chopsticks given on Monday reached the dish of stir-fried walnuts with leeks, there were three other pairs on the plate at the same time.

The corner of Zhou Yi's mouth twitched, and he looked up at the three people, who immediately pulled back their chopsticks.Uncle Wei said with a smile: "Boss, eat it, this dish is especially good for kidney and yang..."

This dish is especially invigorating the kidney and strengthening the yang...

It is especially said to invigorate the kidney and strengthen yang...

The saying of invigorating the kidney and strengthening yang...

aphrodisiac says...

say...

Say……

Say peat!Zhou Yi glared at Uncle Wei, then turned to look at Ning Xi. Ning Xi looked at Zhou Yi indifferently, and then stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of leek fried walnuts for Zhou Yi, and then, he cooked the rice by himself and didn't speak.

Then, Monday in a windless house, petrified by the wind...