After Tong Haisheng was thrown into a vacant room in the courtyard on Monday, Monday went back to a decadent life.
His injuries are almost healed, remembering that the shop at home has been closed for more than half a month, if he doesn't go back to open the shop, he will probably be despised by people throwing rotten eggs.
So he wanted to go to the Shuai Emperor to discuss about leaving the palace and going home, but Ning Xi had been staring at him very closely for the past few days, twelve hours a day, except for sleeping, he spent most of the time with Monday.
Zhou Yi felt very uncomfortable. He had an involuntary physical relationship with Ning Xi, and he always felt awkward when they met each other.Although there is no embarrassment on Monday anymore, Ning Xi greeted him every day, and when he came back within an hour after leaving, Cha Qin asked him who had been here and what happened.
Two days ago, I got annoyed by being asked on Monday, so I asked him, "Dear you, is this Zha Qin? Do you want to ask so carefully?" This always gave him the illusion that Ning Xi liked him, but in reality Ning Xi liked him. Hee doesn't like him.
Ning Xi said indifferently, "I'm afraid you will be killed."
Zhou Yi: "Wipe!" Ever since he took the aphrodisiac once, he was no longer the invincible and powerful cockroach Zhou Yi, as if he had suddenly become a little boy who could be pinched to death just by being played around with applause. Ant.
Sitting in the yard with Ning Xi on Monday and playing with crickets, and teasing, Monday said: "Are you busy? Just go if you have something to do, don't accompany me."
Ning Xi: "...Is this chasing guests?"
Monday: "...you know it's a chase, why don't you leave quickly?"
Ning Xi: "..."
Zhou Yi: "Okay, okay, I don't want to let you go, but if you don't go, I'll fuck you like a beast!"
Ning Xi: "..." put down the stick in his hand, got up and left.
Looking at Ning Xi's leaving back on Zhou Yi, he clicked his tongue, the words were half-truths and half-false, I don't know how much Ning Xi believed.
Thinking about it, he also stood up, and after asking Biyun to wash and change his clothes, Biyun took him to the imperial study.
After several days of cultivation, Zhou Yi was no longer as weak as he was at the beginning, and with Tong Haisheng's approval, he could finally start eating something oily and watery.
Now, with a good complexion, he is standing outside the imperial study room waiting for Eunuch Zhong to deliver the biography.
When he entered the imperial study, he saw that the handsome emperor was also very haggard, even harder than him, who was seriously injured.
Wei Wei sighed, saluted the emperor first, and then said, "Why do you seem to work harder than me?"
The handsome emperor pursed his lips and said, "Check the assassin."
Zhou Zhou said: "I understand, being an emperor is hard and I can't explain it." Therefore, being an emperor is not a disease, but being an emperor kills people.
The handsome emperor smiled, "Bitter means hard work, right? Where did you come up with so many strange words? Also, last time you wrote the words to me, what exactly are Ya Die and Ha Yaku? The meaning of chrysanthemum is similar, right?"
Zhou Yi was ashamed, how could the handsome emperor still remember this fault? He was afraid that the other party would not be able to make up for the crime if he found out that the credit he had earned so hard, he quickly waved his hand and said: "Oh, your majesty, you are thinking too much! A kind of butterfly is abundant in a country near my hometown. Hayaku is also the language of that country. The sesame rotten millet has delayed your work!"
The Shuai Emperor nodded, he really didn't look very interested, so he let Monday go.
"I've always wanted to see you, but I've been so busy recently that I haven't had time to see you." There was a bit of apology in the words.
Zhou Yi was flattered, and he had never seen the emperor apologize to his courtiers, besides, he was not a minister, just a pariah.After thinking about it, he complained to himself again on Monday, he had never seen such an emperor before!
"You've spoiled me. I came here this time to apply to leave the palace with you. Now that I've recovered from my illness, it's a waste of time to lie in the palace all day long. I want to go back and get busy when I'm bored. Besides, it's not a problem for me to stay in the palace all the time."
"Well, that's true. Speaking of which, I haven't rewarded you yet!" The handsome emperor said, and was about to call Eunuch Zhong over, but Zhou Yi waved his hand and refused.
The handsome emperor said: "You have done a great job in rescuing him, so naturally you will be rewarded, a big reward! I will reward you with 1000 taels of gold, what do you think?"
Feeling inappropriate on Monday, he shook his head and wanted to refuse.At that time, he didn't really want to save the handsome emperor, but based on the situation at that time, he felt that saving the handsome emperor was the best solution!Otherwise, the ghost knows if he is still alive now!As the saying goes, if the emperor is saved, there is still hope for survival, but if the emperor is not saved, there is only death.
Besides, if he hadn't suggested the outing, the Shuai Emperor wouldn't have followed him on the outing, let alone lead to a fatal disaster.After he was injured, the Shuai Emperor found him the best doctor to treat him, and it was considered a life-for-life, offsetting it.At this time, if he asks for rewards from others, he himself will feel uncomfortable.
Seeing his refusal, the handsome emperor couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked: "Is my life not worth this little money?"
Is your life only worth this little money?Zhou Yi really wanted to ask this question, but he didn't want to move his head, so he waved his hands and said, "It's more than that!"
The handsome emperor said with a smile: "It turns out that there is less, so how much do you want?"
Monday: "..." Fuck, you got it completely wrong, okay? "It depends on how much you have."
The handsome emperor said: "I have as much as you want!"
Zhou Zhou said: "I want as much as you have." Bah, something seems wrong!
The handsome emperor: "...it really is a lion with its mouth wide open!"
Zhou had to wave his hand: "Just kidding, don't mind."
The handsome emperor said: "I'd better give you some. If I don't give it, I will feel uneasy."
Monday: "..." If I want it, I feel uneasy!
The two stalemate for a long time, and finally said on Monday that they were exhausted and lost to the handsome emperor.
The protagonist's halo can't afford to be hurt, please use cannon fodder in the next game.On Monday, I told myself in my heart.
"Forget it, I'll take as much as you say." Sighing, Zhou Yi continued: "Also, can I ask you for a promise?"
The handsome emperor nodded happily, and asked again: "What promise do you want, I will do what I can to you."
Zhou Zhou said: "I haven't made up my mind yet, so I hope the emperor can give me a proof..." Who knows if he will make the handsome emperor unhappy one day, and he will be dragged out and chopped up!In order to insure his life safety in the future, he had to ask the Shuai Emperor for a promise or something.
The handsome emperor said: "It's not too much to ask for a promise from me to save my life, and I will allow you."
So, on the last Monday, holding the bright yellow imperial decree from the emperor and several large boxes of gold, he happily returned to his temporary residence in the palace.
When he returned to his residence in the palace, he saw Tong Haisheng weeping in front of several large boxes in the yard.
I don't want to talk to him, but the child has been crying for a few days before, and I don't cry much anymore. Why is she crying at the box again today?When Zhou Yi walked over, he admitted that he was actually more curious about these big boxes.
Three large suitcases, each big enough to hold a grown man.
Walking over to look at the contents of the box curiously, seeing that there were three boxes of books, Zhou Yi felt so ballsy and sad, there are so many books to read and he can't finish them, if he wants to cry too!
So he bowed his head and said to Tong Haisheng, "Little boy, you have to be strong. It's just a few boxes of books. I think I probably read more than this when I was in the college entrance examination. Don't cry."
Tong Haisheng looked at him with red eyes and said, "You don't understand..."
Zhou Yi then said: "Hey, children, you have to be carefree. If you want to cry, you are like me, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees. It is said that this can make tears flow back into your eyes." While looking up at the sky, he showed a slightly sad expression, and continued, "Look, if you look like me, showing such bright sadness, you will feel that holding back crying is such a simple thing."
Tong Haisheng looked up at the sky, and after a while, his eyes became sore.
Said to Monday: "I want to cry even more..."
Monday: "...Let me just say it! This fucking law doesn't work! So in the future, if you want to cry, don't hold back. Do you want to be so literary and abstinent! Cry if you want to, no one is stopping you ah!"
Tong Haisheng: "...you."
Monday: "..." Go to his sister's Guo Xsi.
His injuries are almost healed, remembering that the shop at home has been closed for more than half a month, if he doesn't go back to open the shop, he will probably be despised by people throwing rotten eggs.
So he wanted to go to the Shuai Emperor to discuss about leaving the palace and going home, but Ning Xi had been staring at him very closely for the past few days, twelve hours a day, except for sleeping, he spent most of the time with Monday.
Zhou Yi felt very uncomfortable. He had an involuntary physical relationship with Ning Xi, and he always felt awkward when they met each other.Although there is no embarrassment on Monday anymore, Ning Xi greeted him every day, and when he came back within an hour after leaving, Cha Qin asked him who had been here and what happened.
Two days ago, I got annoyed by being asked on Monday, so I asked him, "Dear you, is this Zha Qin? Do you want to ask so carefully?" This always gave him the illusion that Ning Xi liked him, but in reality Ning Xi liked him. Hee doesn't like him.
Ning Xi said indifferently, "I'm afraid you will be killed."
Zhou Yi: "Wipe!" Ever since he took the aphrodisiac once, he was no longer the invincible and powerful cockroach Zhou Yi, as if he had suddenly become a little boy who could be pinched to death just by being played around with applause. Ant.
Sitting in the yard with Ning Xi on Monday and playing with crickets, and teasing, Monday said: "Are you busy? Just go if you have something to do, don't accompany me."
Ning Xi: "...Is this chasing guests?"
Monday: "...you know it's a chase, why don't you leave quickly?"
Ning Xi: "..."
Zhou Yi: "Okay, okay, I don't want to let you go, but if you don't go, I'll fuck you like a beast!"
Ning Xi: "..." put down the stick in his hand, got up and left.
Looking at Ning Xi's leaving back on Zhou Yi, he clicked his tongue, the words were half-truths and half-false, I don't know how much Ning Xi believed.
Thinking about it, he also stood up, and after asking Biyun to wash and change his clothes, Biyun took him to the imperial study.
After several days of cultivation, Zhou Yi was no longer as weak as he was at the beginning, and with Tong Haisheng's approval, he could finally start eating something oily and watery.
Now, with a good complexion, he is standing outside the imperial study room waiting for Eunuch Zhong to deliver the biography.
When he entered the imperial study, he saw that the handsome emperor was also very haggard, even harder than him, who was seriously injured.
Wei Wei sighed, saluted the emperor first, and then said, "Why do you seem to work harder than me?"
The handsome emperor pursed his lips and said, "Check the assassin."
Zhou Zhou said: "I understand, being an emperor is hard and I can't explain it." Therefore, being an emperor is not a disease, but being an emperor kills people.
The handsome emperor smiled, "Bitter means hard work, right? Where did you come up with so many strange words? Also, last time you wrote the words to me, what exactly are Ya Die and Ha Yaku? The meaning of chrysanthemum is similar, right?"
Zhou Yi was ashamed, how could the handsome emperor still remember this fault? He was afraid that the other party would not be able to make up for the crime if he found out that the credit he had earned so hard, he quickly waved his hand and said: "Oh, your majesty, you are thinking too much! A kind of butterfly is abundant in a country near my hometown. Hayaku is also the language of that country. The sesame rotten millet has delayed your work!"
The Shuai Emperor nodded, he really didn't look very interested, so he let Monday go.
"I've always wanted to see you, but I've been so busy recently that I haven't had time to see you." There was a bit of apology in the words.
Zhou Yi was flattered, and he had never seen the emperor apologize to his courtiers, besides, he was not a minister, just a pariah.After thinking about it, he complained to himself again on Monday, he had never seen such an emperor before!
"You've spoiled me. I came here this time to apply to leave the palace with you. Now that I've recovered from my illness, it's a waste of time to lie in the palace all day long. I want to go back and get busy when I'm bored. Besides, it's not a problem for me to stay in the palace all the time."
"Well, that's true. Speaking of which, I haven't rewarded you yet!" The handsome emperor said, and was about to call Eunuch Zhong over, but Zhou Yi waved his hand and refused.
The handsome emperor said: "You have done a great job in rescuing him, so naturally you will be rewarded, a big reward! I will reward you with 1000 taels of gold, what do you think?"
Feeling inappropriate on Monday, he shook his head and wanted to refuse.At that time, he didn't really want to save the handsome emperor, but based on the situation at that time, he felt that saving the handsome emperor was the best solution!Otherwise, the ghost knows if he is still alive now!As the saying goes, if the emperor is saved, there is still hope for survival, but if the emperor is not saved, there is only death.
Besides, if he hadn't suggested the outing, the Shuai Emperor wouldn't have followed him on the outing, let alone lead to a fatal disaster.After he was injured, the Shuai Emperor found him the best doctor to treat him, and it was considered a life-for-life, offsetting it.At this time, if he asks for rewards from others, he himself will feel uncomfortable.
Seeing his refusal, the handsome emperor couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked: "Is my life not worth this little money?"
Is your life only worth this little money?Zhou Yi really wanted to ask this question, but he didn't want to move his head, so he waved his hands and said, "It's more than that!"
The handsome emperor said with a smile: "It turns out that there is less, so how much do you want?"
Monday: "..." Fuck, you got it completely wrong, okay? "It depends on how much you have."
The handsome emperor said: "I have as much as you want!"
Zhou Zhou said: "I want as much as you have." Bah, something seems wrong!
The handsome emperor: "...it really is a lion with its mouth wide open!"
Zhou had to wave his hand: "Just kidding, don't mind."
The handsome emperor said: "I'd better give you some. If I don't give it, I will feel uneasy."
Monday: "..." If I want it, I feel uneasy!
The two stalemate for a long time, and finally said on Monday that they were exhausted and lost to the handsome emperor.
The protagonist's halo can't afford to be hurt, please use cannon fodder in the next game.On Monday, I told myself in my heart.
"Forget it, I'll take as much as you say." Sighing, Zhou Yi continued: "Also, can I ask you for a promise?"
The handsome emperor nodded happily, and asked again: "What promise do you want, I will do what I can to you."
Zhou Zhou said: "I haven't made up my mind yet, so I hope the emperor can give me a proof..." Who knows if he will make the handsome emperor unhappy one day, and he will be dragged out and chopped up!In order to insure his life safety in the future, he had to ask the Shuai Emperor for a promise or something.
The handsome emperor said: "It's not too much to ask for a promise from me to save my life, and I will allow you."
So, on the last Monday, holding the bright yellow imperial decree from the emperor and several large boxes of gold, he happily returned to his temporary residence in the palace.
When he returned to his residence in the palace, he saw Tong Haisheng weeping in front of several large boxes in the yard.
I don't want to talk to him, but the child has been crying for a few days before, and I don't cry much anymore. Why is she crying at the box again today?When Zhou Yi walked over, he admitted that he was actually more curious about these big boxes.
Three large suitcases, each big enough to hold a grown man.
Walking over to look at the contents of the box curiously, seeing that there were three boxes of books, Zhou Yi felt so ballsy and sad, there are so many books to read and he can't finish them, if he wants to cry too!
So he bowed his head and said to Tong Haisheng, "Little boy, you have to be strong. It's just a few boxes of books. I think I probably read more than this when I was in the college entrance examination. Don't cry."
Tong Haisheng looked at him with red eyes and said, "You don't understand..."
Zhou Yi then said: "Hey, children, you have to be carefree. If you want to cry, you are like me, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees. It is said that this can make tears flow back into your eyes." While looking up at the sky, he showed a slightly sad expression, and continued, "Look, if you look like me, showing such bright sadness, you will feel that holding back crying is such a simple thing."
Tong Haisheng looked up at the sky, and after a while, his eyes became sore.
Said to Monday: "I want to cry even more..."
Monday: "...Let me just say it! This fucking law doesn't work! So in the future, if you want to cry, don't hold back. Do you want to be so literary and abstinent! Cry if you want to, no one is stopping you ah!"
Tong Haisheng: "...you."
Monday: "..." Go to his sister's Guo Xsi.
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