When the current male protagonist wears ancient words

Zhou Yi thought that Ning Xi would happily nod and say yes, but he overestimated his own charm and forgot an important fact - Ning Xi's attributes are icebergs with a cold face and a paralyzed face. How could such a person easily allow others to live in him? To your own home?

Review in my mind on Monday, the next time I hook up with someone, I have to look for the right person, and I don’t want to hook up with anyone I see, especially in this world that is not under the control of the author.At the same time, Zhou Yi despises those omnipotent protagonists who are taken care of by the author in his heart. He is very sad. Even if he can write, direct and act in today's dramas, he is only writing, directing, and acting in his own roles. He can't influence other characters. any decision.Also, the most extreme thing is that he can't use cheats like before.

But Monday can't give up, absolutely can't give up.The girl Biyun also said earlier that the He Mansion was involved in a big case, so the He Mansion was ransacked, and there were only two mouths left in the mansion.Yes, the main point is to eat, but the house has been raided, and there is no half a dime. Do you eat northwest wind?Besides, it's spring now, and even the northwest wind doesn't have to eat it!

Therefore, in order to eat, Monday had to shamelessly ask for adoption!

There are five shameless ways:

First, bitter tricks.

Zhou Yi looked at Ning Xi anxiously, and said: "Young Master Ning, you see that I have just arrived, and I met a penniless man whose family was robbed, who was born in this world as a duckweed, like leaves falling in the autumn wind, lonely, alone, I only have a servant girl, Biyun, as a companion, but Biyun doesn’t owe me anything. As a man of seven feet, I have to support not only myself, but also my maid, Biyun! Look into your sincere eyes, you have seen me Such a poor person?"

Ning Xi glanced at those dark eyes and shook her head.

Zhou Yi thought he was going to succeed, so he grabbed the other person's shoulders excitedly, and said: "So, my son, let me stay at your house for a few days. I don't eat much on Monday, and I will return it if I make money in a few days." your."

Ning Xi glanced at Zhou Yi's hopeful eyes again, and shook her head.

On Monday, he was speechless and asked the sky, what a cold-faced attack with a heart of stone!

By the way, you are also a small gong, and I am also your future victim, why are you so heartless!

After complaining about it on Monday, I just remembered that the fact that the other party and I are CP seems to be made up by myself...

Second, the beauty trap.

Seeing that the scheming was useless on Monday, he immediately replaced it with a beauty scheming. He didn't think that Ning Xi was a completely straight man, so he took it out and used it.

I saw him leaning gracefully towards Ning Xi, looking at the other's stern face with affection, and said: "Young master is wise, but Monday is not talented, but Monday also has his own pride and dignity..." Halfway through, I don't know how to continue using the beauty trap on Monday.

He is a man, even when he quarreled with Lin Han before, he never used his sister's beauty trap!What a cheat!

Therefore, he could only continue to look at Ning Xi affectionately.

Ning Xi: "Are your eyes tired?"

I cried on Monday, so tired.

Third, the aggressive method.

Seeing the other party on Monday was really hard-hearted, so I had to say: "Since Mr. Ning is not willing, I will not force it. Although it is inconvenient, I should discuss it with Miss Xue later. Since I am a member of Prince Jing's mansion, I don't mind having two extra mouths to eat at home. It's just that I thought it would be inconvenient to live in Miss Xue's house. After all, men and women can't get along with each other. I just didn't think Mr. Ning was such a stingy person, but maybe I was too worried It's also possible that the Prime Minister's Mansion is really poor enough to have two more mouths to eat."

After all, Zhou Yi squinted at Ning Xi, but the other party still had that expressionless face, as if what he said had nothing to do with him at all.

Zhou Yi said unwillingly: "Master Ning really doesn't care that I live under the same roof as Miss Xue?"

Hearing this, Ning Xi raised her eyebrows and eyes, still with bottomless coldness, moved her thin lips, and said, "That's Yan'er's choice, I have no right to interfere."

Monday heart: Fuck!According to the development of the main drama, this male number two actually lost to such a male number one who has no desires and desires!What a shame!Simply weak burst!

Seeing that aggressive tactics are useless, Zhou Yi, who didn't know the art of war, thought through the 36 tactics, and suddenly felt that a strategy with a wide range of applications (all-round, multi-level, and wide-ranging) was completely unsuitable for his current situation.Since then, Zhou Yi hated the strategy of "walking first".

Zhou Yi felt that those advanced strategies were not suitable for him, he was a common man, therefore, those vulgar strategies were suitable for him.

So, on Monday, the imageless adoption method began.

The fourth type is stalking.

The reason why Zhou Yi dared to use such a shameless trick, er, well, this is not a trick, the reason why he dared to stalk him was entirely because he felt that there was still hope, because Ning Xi never left.

On Monday, he grabbed Ning Xi's arm and stalked and cried: "Oh, Ning Xi, you should just accept me. It's really not easy for me. I was thrown over by the brain-dead author on a whim! I I am not familiar with the place of life, and I have basically no knowledge of ancient times. I can write a few brush characters, but Lin Han said that the broken characters can be thrown to the dogs! If you say the author throws me over, just throw it over. I am him. Half a son, I admit it, but he wouldn’t abuse me like this! It’s fine if he doesn’t have a father or a mother, he doesn’t even give me money for the most basic survival tools, and let me live in such a dilapidated house! I It’s not that I think the house is broken, but I’m so poor that I won’t have anything to eat in the future! It means that I will still face the dilemma of death. You managed to save me, maybe it’s just to let I'm going to die! You don't want me to knock on your door every day to beg for food, do you? Let me tell you that I can do anything to survive on Monday. It doesn't hurt to beg for food. I'm not really happy anyway. It doesn't matter Everyone chews their tongues!"

The most direct consequence of doing this was that Ning Xi silently held her ears.

Looking at Ning Xi's raised hands on Monday, he felt really wronged, so he began to sing loudly.

So, there is a fifth.

The fifth type is the magic sound piercing the ears.

Looking at Ning Xi on Monday, he began to sing: "Master Ning, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life! You are my lungs, you are my stomach, you are The rose in my heart! You take me away!"

Ning Xi remained indifferent.

Monday continued: "Mr. Ning, you are as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose, and you are ashamed of flowers in the closed moon. You are so beautiful. With people beside you, you are like a spring, and you would rather die than have any regrets! Mr. Ning, you are beautiful and heavenly, let yourself be entangled, even if you live Short! You love me, you come and I go, how lucky you are to be a pair! Mr. Ning, please let me stay for a few days!"

Ning Xi's mouth twitched.

Zhou Yi persevered: "Mr. Ning, I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice! No matter how many winds and rains, I will still be with you, I miss you, think of you, no matter how hard it is, as long as I can To make you happy, I am willing to do anything! Mr. Ning, just accept me!"

Ning Xi rubbed her temples.

Zhou Yi then made the final blow: "Young Master Ning, you betrayed my love and forced me to leave. In the end, I burst into tears when I found out the truth! You betrayed my love, and you owed a debt of conscience. Don't come back! At the beginning, you wanted to separate, and you separated, and now you want to coax me back with true love..."

Ning Xi made a fuss, "That's enough, I'll take you back home."

Zhou Yi looked at Ning Xi with tears in his eyes, "Really?!"

Ning Xi nodded helplessly, since he was a child, no one could force him to this point.

Zhou Yi smiled and said: "That's good, that's good. I still think that if the young master disagrees, I should sing "Uneasy". The difficulty is a bit high."

Ning Xi: "..." Should he be glad that he agreed?

So, Zhou Yi took his maid, Biyun, to live in the prime minister's mansion.