When the current male protagonist wears ancient words

On the sixth day of June, at three o'clock.

The sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly.This is the hottest time of summer.

The crossing food shop is newly decorated, the bright red flowers on the plaque are beaming, and there are four large lanterns hanging on both sides of the door. The two characters on the left are written with the word "crossing" and the two on the right are written with the word "food", which is very domineering.

Wearing the big red gown that was tailored in the tailor shop a few days ago, Zhou Yi was more festive than the bridegroom official, with a bright smile on his face that could rival the sun in the sky, and stood at the door of the shop to greet customers.

Behind him are Biyun and the newly hired maid, and next to him are a few young guys who are also the newly hired waiters.

"My shop is open today. Don't miss it if you pass by! Those who have money come in to eat meat, and those who have no money come in to eat vegetables! Guaranteed to be of good quality and low price, and no deception for children!" Zhou Yi yelled with a smile, "Today It’s open, everything is sold at half price, and free shipping, dear! Come in and try it out, our shop has inscriptions written by the emperor, even if it’s not for food, let’s take a look at the inscriptions written by the emperor~”

Ning Xi came from a distance, and when he heard Zhou Yi yelling strange words, with such a bright and flattering smile on his face, he suddenly wanted to turn around and leave.Why did he, Ning Xi's dignified son of the prime minister, know such a person?This kind of person...he couldn't even describe it.

But Zhou Yi had sharp eyes and caught a glimpse of Ning Xi. Before Ning Xi could turn around, he ran over and grabbed Ning Xi, and said to him, "Honey, I'm just waiting for you to light firecrackers. How can you leave?"

When Ning Xi heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, what did he call him?Honey?What is that, can I eat it?Why do you think it should be a very intimate name, so intimate that he couldn't help shivering a little.

Being forcibly dragged by Monday, Ning Xi stood in front of the shop, but with a cold face of Wannian iceberg poker, the surrounding temperature instantly dropped by three to five degrees.

Zhou Zhoujiong, "Kissing your face will scare everyone away, come on, give me a smile!"

Ning Xi: "..." The expression on his face was even colder.

Zhou Yi felt that Ning Xi's expression made him feel like it was freezing and raining in Antarctica, and the polar bear was so pitiful.

"Okay, Master Niubuxiao will give you a smile." After finishing speaking, Zhou Yi laughed with the corners of his mouth pulled.

Ning Xi: "..." Niu?Can he be called a girl?

Seeing that Ning Xi's expression didn't ease in any way on Monday, he said to the passers-by: "This son must be familiar to everyone, this is the man in this book... er, the son of the prime minister of this dynasty, Mr. Ning Xi Ning!"

Seeing that it was Ning Xi, the onlookers couldn't help but agree, and they didn't care about Ning Xi's face getting colder and colder.

Ning Xi felt like a monkey being watched, dissatisfied, how often had he been watched by such a crowd?

But he couldn't get angry with Zhou Yi, after all, the Prime Minister's Mansion was ashamed of him.Or maybe subconsciously, he couldn't bear to get angry at Monday.

"Light firecrackers." Ning Xi ordered coldly.

Seeing that Ning Xi finally opened his mouth to speak on Monday, he hurriedly sent someone to bring a stick of incense to Ning Xi, and said to him, "Order!"

Ning Xi nodded, stepped forward and lit the firecrackers that were spread out into three "8"s on the ground.

The crackling of firecrackers was very lively, and the crowd of onlookers increased.

Seeing such a lively scene, the smile on the corner of Zhou Yi's mouth couldn't help but grow stronger, and he smiled to the bottom of his eyes.This is the result of his own hard work, he is very happy, and for such a scene, it also gives him a sense of accomplishment.

Just as he was enjoying himself, he saw commotion in the crowd. Someone squeezed in and shouted: "He Huan, oh no, Monday, I'm coming!"

Before seeing anyone, Zhou Yi heard the other party's yelling. It was expected to be Ji Jichang, a good friend he met yesterday, so Zhou Yi went to meet him and pulled Ji Jichang out of the crowd.

Taking Ji Ji often to the door of the shop, he asked, "Chicken Chief, didn't you say you have something to do today?"

Ji Jichang frowned and said, "Well, I sneaked out. Speaking of which, why do you always feel that when you call my name, you make a strange sound?"

Zhou Yi pretended to be stupid, "Huh? Is it weird? It's quite normal. The penis grows, isn't it just the penis? Can I be wrong?"

Ning Xi who was at the side couldn't help coughing, expanding his suddenly thinned presence.

Turning his head to look at Ning Xi on Monday, he found that the other person's face had changed from cold to indifferent, well, he has made progress, he is really a good young man who wants to make progress.

"Ning Xi, this is the head of the dick. He is a rich second generation. He is a different type from you, but he is a player who has been cheating since he was born." It's Ning Xi, he is a second-generation official, you two can cherish each other, in this world full of NPCs, you two are one of the few contestants who have cheated cheats!"

Ning Xi had already learned to ignore all the sentences in Zhou Yi's sentence that made him feel uncomfortable or that he didn't understand. He just nodded to Ji Jichang and stopped talking.

Ji Ji often asked Zhou Yi in a low voice, "Did you forget that we knew each other?"

Monday: "Uh..." That's right, there is no wall between the official second generation and the rich second generation!Besides, one of these two people is basically a second-generation official with a full rank, and the other is a second-generation rich man who is close to the full rank. According to the invariable law of heroes cherishing heroes, these two should have been good friends a long time ago.

Ji Jichang said again: "What do you mean by what you just said? I can understand the rich second generation and the second official generation, but what are cheating, cheating, favor and gold fingers?"

Zhou Zhou said: "I didn't expect that you are a natural dumb, and your memory is quite good. It seems that natural dumb has nothing to do with IQ."

Ji Jichang: "What is natural stupidity?"

Zhou Yi smiled and said, "You are like this."

Ji Jichang nodded stupidly: "Oh."

Looking at Ji Jichang's innocent expression on Monday, I really want to yell, Zhang Qiling, take your innocent family away!This person is not Wu Xie, but he is really better than Wu Xie, how many times more innocent than Wu Xie! (Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie expressed that being shot while lying down was stressful.)

The whole opening process was relatively smooth, but Ning Xi left after the ribbon cutting, saying that there were too many people here.

It doesn't matter if it's Monday, anyway, Master Ning's willingness to save face has already earned him enough popularity.Looking at the neglected appearance in front of the gate of the Yellow Crane Tower on the opposite side on Monday, I wish I could laugh out loud and tremble, mortals!Completely forget the fact that he is also a mortal.

As a competent gay friend, Ji Jichang not only didn't leave, but even helped Zhou Yi back and forth.

On Monday, only two cooks were invited, and he handed over the preparation of the meals to these two hard-working young people like him.

One is Afeng and the other is Ayu. When I invited them over on Monday, I felt that they were good friends. Now when I was busy in the kitchen, the two cooperated tacitly, and there was a wire between their eyebrows. Monday I became more certain of my own ideas.

Then, on Monday, Naobuti felt that the two of them must have had a vigorous and bumpy road to love, so that they could go all the way to today, and dared to flirt with each other in public.Ah Feng accepts, Ah Yu attacks.Afeng and Ayu must be from the same school, Afeng's brother Ayu's brother.Ah Feng is an orphan, and he has been taken care of by Ah Yu since he was a child. He is very grateful to Ah Yu, but he doesn't know that Ah Yu treats him well just to have sex with him.Then, after going through all kinds of heart-wrenching and physically-abusing plots such as expulsion from the teacher, scorn from the world, and so on, the two finally came together regardless of everyone’s opposition. It’s okay to masturbate. This is not the point, the point is that they stick to each other despite the difficulties The spirit of never giving up and the unswerving love in the vicissitudes of life!

When I got to the last sentence in my mind on Zhou Yi, I suddenly felt that this is not a danmei love story, but a composition for the college entrance examination with the theme of never giving up!Then, on Monday, he pulled himself back awkwardly to do what he should do.

In the middle of the afternoon, Monday was finally free, and I told Afeng and Ayu some precautions, and then pulled Ji Jichang to leave. He had been a light bulb for a long time, and it was time to give Afeng and Ayu some space. .

While being dragged forward by Zhou Yi, Ji Jichang touched his empty stomach and said pitifully, "Monday, I'm hungry..."

Zhou Yi took the other party's hand for a while, and turned his head with a bright smile, "What do you want to eat?"

This sentence is so fucking familiar, he has only heard this sentence in one situation - what Lin Han would say when he took the initiative to reconcile after a fight with Lin Han!

peat!But what he ate was not food, but himself!Shit, do you think this is a lonely body?you are wrong!This is a sign that Ghost Animal Gong is going to kill you, dear!Only the whole body is left, not including the funeral, dear!

So smiles are dangerous this time Monday.

If you dare to say eat me, I will kill you, will I tell you? !

Ji Ji often looked at Zhou Yi's weird smile, and innocently said, "I want to eat."

Monday's smile is normal, um, fortunately, it's just stupid and natural, oh, this expression is still very cute.

He dragged the rich second generation Ji Jichang to his shop to find an empty table and sat down, and chatted nonsense with this approachable rich second generation naturally on Monday.

Ji Jichang is indeed a natural idiot. He is very interested in every word that Monday said. His favorite words are "why" and "what". His favorite thing is to listen to Monday's words. Hobby is talking to Monday.

Everything on Monday was so strange and interesting to Ji Jichang, which made this simple man, or boy, who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth and had never suffered since childhood, feel very fresh.What interests him most is how his good friend He Huan became Monday?

"My world can be expressed in three words," Zhou Zhou paused, and then said seriously: "House, foundation, rot!"

Ji Ji always insisted on being diligent and inquisitive: "What is that?"

"Those are the three magic weapons. As long as the man with these three magic weapons perseveres, he will eventually become a magician! If he can endure the suffering that ordinary people cannot bear, it will be even more powerful. He will upgrade from a magician to a magister , will eventually become a BOSS-level character, known as the Great Sage!"

"..." Ji Jichang was still digesting what Zhou Yi said, thought for a while, and then asked: "Then how can I find these three magic weapons?"

Zhou Yi thought for a while and continued to make nonsense: "You can't marry your sister, you can't like to go out, and you can't have feelings for your sister, but you have to like people of the same gender as you."

Ji Jichang looked at Zhou Yi with wide eyes and said, "Then it's too difficult! I really like Xiao Cui from the uncle's house next door."

"Xiaocui? Is she a pretty girl?"

Ji Jichang nodded solemnly, "But I never dared to tell her."

"How old are you?"

"sixteen."

"..." Co-authoring myself and here to cheat minors? !Monday is messy. Compared to Ji Jichang, who is only 16 years old this year, he is simply an uncle!He is set in the present text as a 28-year-old man!

When Zhou Yi was in chaos, Biyun came to him and said, "Master, we have a distinguished guest."

Zhou Yi came back to his senses: "Dear guest?" Could it be the handsome emperor?

Biyun nodded seriously and looked towards the door.

Zhou Yi turned his head to follow Biyun's gaze, I'll fuck it up, this guy is not an honored guest, this guy is not an honored guest!But judging from the urgency of this story, this guy is because the VIP didn't run away!