When the current male protagonist wears ancient words

"You you you you you... you..." Zhou Yi was so shocked by the face of the emperor in front of him that he couldn't speak, he took two steps back and stammered five or six you, but there was not a single useful word.

Next to him, Eunuch Zhong shouted in a sharp voice: "Bold, how dare you not treat the emperor..."

"Zhong Yu, go out first, I have something to say to Mr. Zhou." Before Eunuch Zhong could finish speaking, the emperor kicked him out.

Zhou Yi watched helplessly as the emperor kicked out the only other person in the room, and felt sad. If the emperor got angry later, he wouldn't even have a witness to prove his innocence!

"Young Master Zhou, please sit down." The emperor got up and walked inward, pointed to the mahogany chair opposite the low couch, and sat on the low couch himself.

Zhou Yi put away the surprise in his heart, nodded and sat opposite the emperor.

Zhou Yi did not refuse, because his good modern education made him deeply rooted in the four words "everyone is equal", and he never imagined how great an honor it is to be able to sit with the emperor in this era.

Looking at the handsome man in front of him on Zhou Yi, he wanted to cut off his hands even more.

why?

Because he sent this mantra of the emperor who loves food and calligraphy-Ya Die, Ha Ya Ku, Chrysanthemum!

Chrysanthemum his sister fell!Oh my God, don't let any barbarian country come to worship in my celestial kingdom!It's best that the stupid Japan hasn't appeared yet, otherwise he will regret it in his life!

The room was a little quiet. After thinking about it for a long time on Monday, the corners of his mouth still curled up, and he asked, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty...you...what do you want from me?"

His Majesty the Emperor smiled handsomely, "Ever since I ate the eight-treasure rice in your shop that day, I feel that the food made by the royal chef in the palace is unpalatable and unpalatable."

Hearing this on Monday, he was first flattered, then silently mourned for the royal cooks who were shot while lying down, and finally asked: "So you invited me to be the royal cook?" I met a good cook somewhere and kicked me out without hesitation, and hired a new cook for the same reason?Wasn't I accidentally shot while lying down?

The emperor nodded.

Zhou Zhou said: "Your Majesty the Emperor, do you know the truth that things must go against each other?"

The emperor didn't know why Monday said such a sentence, but he understood the truth.

Zhou Yi said again: "Then His Majesty the Emperor cannot invite me into the palace."

The emperor asked, "Why?"

Zhou Zhou said: "Your Majesty the Emperor eats my cooking all day long, and he will definitely hate it. By then, if you don't find a cook who can satisfy you more, then you will be just like the things on this table." Said while looking at the silver teacup on the table next to him.

The emperor said, "What?"

Looking at the emperor firmly on Monday, he said, "It's a tragedy."

Hearing this, the young emperor burst out laughing, "Young Master Zhou is really interesting!"

Zhou Yi waved his hand: "His Majesty the Emperor is absurd."

The emperor stopped laughing and said: "But I just want to eat the food you made these days, so what shall I do?"

Why did Nima’s words sound like a confession, coupled with His Majesty’s seemingly teasing face, Zhou Zhou thought, could this be the state that many authors want to express—to tie a person’s heart , Hitch his stomach first?

Oh my God!He didn't want to have anything to do with the emperor on Monday!Although His Majesty the Emperor is handsome and unparalleled in the world, he has the upright silhouette of a foreigner in detail, even more so than Ning Xi.He holds great power in his hands, and his power looks down on the world. He has money and land, so he is the best candidate to choose a husband, except for his identity!

His identity is destined that he will not be a single-minded person, and he is destined to be lonely all his life.So what if he has three thousand beauties?At best, the iron pestle is ground into embroidery needles, but true love cannot be obtained.Tsk tsk, as an emperor, he reigns over the world, but he is lonely all his life.

Therefore, the most abusive identity in all novels is the emperor!Monday thinks so.

Zhou Zhou said: "Whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you. When it's done, can you let me go back?"

The emperor thought for a while, "That's fine."

Monday said: "Well, do you have anything to eat?"

The emperor said: "I can't remember it for a while." After thinking about it, he asked again: "What will you do?"

Zhou Zhou said: "There are quite a lot, but they are incomparable with the royal chefs in the palace. Zhou Zhou's life is cheap, and he can only cook some simple home-cooked dishes, which can't be served on the table." If you don't know Taishan on Monday, and the hospitality is not good, I hope His Majesty the Emperor will forgive me."

The emperor said: "Those who don't know are not guilty. I like to eat meat and sweets, so you can make some meat dishes and snacks for Zhen's dinner."

Zhou Yi nodded and chatted with the emperor for another three to five minutes before being taken to the imperial dining room.

Before arriving at the Imperial Dining Room on Monday, he had already made mental preparations for being shocked, but when he actually saw the spectacle of the Imperial Dining Room, he couldn't help but cursed in his heart: The emperor is a prodigal bastard!

Is it necessary to build such a big house just to cook for one person? !Zhou Yi felt that it would take him about [-] seconds to run from the south wall of the imperial dining room to the north wall at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.

The east-west orientation is wider and shorter, but it is also half of the north-south distance.

After a cursory look on Monday, there are dozens or hundreds of stoves alone.

Sighing, Monday shook his head. If the treasury of this country is empty one day, Monday will never be surprised!According to His Majesty's way of eating, Bukong is the luckiest of luck.

There are all kinds of chefs in the imperial dining room, petite, rough, scholarly, martial, indifferent, enthusiastic, cheerful, introverted... In short, only you can't think of it, and you can't find it.

Looking at the hundreds of cooks on Monday, I thought to myself that apart from being a soldier in the army, the imperial dining room is suitable for making foundations.well.

Eunuch Zhong brought him to the imperial dining room on Monday and left.

In the imperial dining room on Monday, she was not the most indifferent, not the most petite, nor the most enthusiastic and cheerful, nor introverted and rough, but she was the most beautiful.

After Eunuch Zhong left, five or six cooks surrounded him, and one of them had a rough face and asked him, "Are you the imperial cook recently bestowed by the emperor?"

Zhou Yi nodded with the corner of his mouth pulled, brother, I am not here to fight you for a job, so your expression can be a little... softer?

After Zhou Yi finished praying in his heart, the rough man looked at him with a smile and said, "What's your name? You are so handsome."

Looking at the double eyelids of the big man on Monday, I feel so regretful that my intestines are green, I was wrong, don't laugh, can I compensate you? !

"in next Monday."

"The name is really funny." Someone mocked.

Hearing this on Monday, I looked at that person, and saw a little Zheng Tailu, who was a head shorter than him, showing an indifferent expression, but the corners of his mouth were curled up evilly, which was really interesting.

Zhou Yi wasn't annoyed, he was already used to other people thinking about his name, and in the modern novel, his name was laughed at face-to-face by countless people who had just met.He blames no one but the author who made him.

However, the most hateful thing is that the author has his own rhetoric:

The name Zhou Yi was chosen by my grandfather before his death, before Zhou Yi was born at that time.Zhou Yi's grandfather was an old revolutionary who died in the war. Before he died, he shook the hands of his teammates and said: "This war will end one day, and the Chinese people will definitely win the final victory! War is just an inevitable form of social evolution. There have been many wars in China since ancient times, but not this time! War, peace, war again, peace again, and so on, all things will eventually return to one. The biggest regret in my life, Zhou Yongba, is that I have not been able to see my son get married and have children. He will have a child in the future, tell him that his son must be named Zhou Yi!" Therefore, Zhou Yi's name was decided before he was born.

When I saw the author writing this passage on Monday, what I hated in my heart was: How can a dying old man still have the energy to say such a long story?What a mess!Is it on?

At this time, Zhou Yi looked at Mrs. Xiaozheng, and curled his mouth: "It's funny, my mother said that being famous is easy to support. What's your name? You are better-looking than me."

The young lady blushed when she heard the words, and said "huh", "You deserve to know the chef's name?" After saying that, she turned and left.

Looking at the child's back on Monday, he couldn't help but smile, Tsundere is just too affected, so cute.

After chatting with everyone for a while, on Monday, with the help of everyone, I cooked four meat dishes, two vegetarian dishes, three desserts and one soup.

The meat dishes are sweet and sour pork ribs, rock sugar elbow, cabbage stew and fish-flavored shredded chicken.The vegetarian dishes are rapeseed mushrooms and mixed cucumbers.Dessert is creme brulee, fried bananas and double skin milk.The soup is mung bean soup to relieve heat.Of course, a pot of rice buried with red dates was also steamed.

When the dishes came out of the pan, the imperial chefs were all stunned.It's not that they don't know how to cook these dishes, but they can't make them taste as fragrant as Monday.Most importantly, there were two desserts that they had never heard of.

In this way, four meat, two vegetables, three desserts plus the staple food soup, a total of nine dishes, one staple food and one soup, were served on the emperor's table.

After the handsome emperor finished eating, he looked at Zhou Yi with a smile and said, "Leave it..."