born august in the end times

In the park, on the green lawn, an old man in white was doing Tai Chi leisurely. He was wearing handmade cotton shoes with layered soles, satin double-breasted trousers, and a piece of white jade tied around his waist.

I saw the old man walking lightly on the lawn, his fists were soft and strong, his clothes were flowing, his movements were like flowing water, with the snow-white beard under his chin, and his shiny skin, he had a childlike face, he could see everyone Said to have the capital of immortals.

"Son, this seems to be that old fairy." Not far away, three black Hummers were parked, and an old woman was sitting in one of the cars in the middle. The people were comparing, and after confirming that they didn't call the police, they looked happy.

"Mother has asked a lot of people, and they all say that this old fairy is very right. The eldest daughter-in-law of your third aunt's family asked him to do the calculation last time. She has been married for four years and has three children in a row. They are all girls. I begged for a talisman from the old man, it is really amazing, I put it under the pillow for less than two months, and I am about to conceive, guess what?"

The burly man beside him had a worried face, and said in a rough voice: "Today's inspection, he is really a son, you are so amazing. Are you going to talk about this next time? Mother, my mother, you Just forgive me, your son, I really don’t believe this, it’s all fake.”

The old lady slapped the big man on the head, "Concealed? You conceived a grandson for me. Your daughter-in-law hasn't even laid an egg for three years, but you protect me like a baby." Yes, it's not unreasonable for Mother to ask you to change a wife, isn't it just to get her a talisman now? You don't even follow here?"

The old lady howled, "Our family has been passed down for three generations, and it seems that there will be no successor. How can I have the face to meet your dead father?"

The big man saw that the face of the younger brother in the front seat blushed from holding back his laughter, and suddenly the big man's face turned darker, "You can do whatever you want, as long as you stop making trouble."

Yu Chun has noticed the Hummer here a long time ago. This is a Hummer, and it is still one yuan and three. This owner must be rich. This is a big business. .

The time was just right, and the door in the distance just opened.

Yu Chun turned his head and was about to leave—this is called playing hard to get.

"But——, but the old fairy?" The old lady in the car just got off the ground, and only saw Yu Chun's back, trotting on her little feet, Yu Chun's trembling shout behind her.

I really can't bear it, I'm so old.

I can't bear to kneel in my heart, I can't bear it, business still needs to be done.

Yu Chun pretended not to hear and continued walking.

"Mr., stay here." Before he died, he stretched out two arms that were as thick as Yu Chun's arms, blocking Yu Chun's way.

The two men blocking the way in front were a full head taller than Yu Chun's small body, wearing black suits and black sunglasses, and one of them had a centipede-like scar on his face.

This is a hard stubble, Yu Chun's cautious heart trembled, and his many years of experience in performing arts in the rivers and lakes stabilized his mind.

Yu Chun brushed the white beard on his chin, "What are you doing?"

——When you see the underworld, you don't change your face, it really is the demeanor of an old fairy.

Walking closer, I looked at Yu Chun calmly, she was an old lady who came here with a pious heart, but she was even more devout towards Chun, the old fairy is just the old fairy.

"You are the old fairy Yu?"

"My surname is Yu, but I don't dare to be an old fairy." Yu Chun looked at the old lady's wrist as if inadvertently, and there was a charming emerald color on the thin wrist.

That's the old pit planted jadeite, I'm getting rich, I'm really going to get rich now, Yu Chun yelled in his heart.

What a fat sheep delivered to your door.

See how Yu Chun himself used his three-inch tongue to trick them into offering his pants with both hands.

"I have been looking for the old fairy for several days. Do you remember that you made a fortune with a woman in her thirties a few months ago, and she is my niece and daughter-in-law."

Of course Yu Chun remembered that three months ago a lady with a wretched complexion came to ask him for a child. You said, did he have his husband?

He originally wanted to find something like "wealth is in the sky" and send her away.

Unexpectedly, when he felt the pulse, he actually got the Hua pulse. His fortune-telling ability is false, but his medical skills are real.

Immediately, he said categorically, "There must be good news within a month."

When the time comes to have boys and girls, it depends on God's will.

Anyway, having a boy or a girl is good news.

Seeing what the old lady said, the lady must have gotten what she wanted.

Yu Chun made an inscrutable look, "That lady must have already had a baby."

"Old fairy, you are really amazing." The old lady firmly grabbed Yu Chun's hand, ignoring her son's even worse face, "I was introduced by her, if you help him, you must help me too. "

The old lady cried again and grabbed Yu Chun's hand to wipe her tears.

When the son saw that Yu Chun was still taking advantage of his mother, the big man stepped forward and separated the two.

"Old lady, look at the time - let's get straight to the point, what do you want to ask?" The money is not easy to earn, Yu Chun can see it, it is better to send them away as soon as possible.

"I just want to ask—" When will I be able to hold my grandson? The old lady wanted to speak directly, but after thinking about it, she should first test whether this old fairy has real skills. This heart can't stand the toss, don't be full of hope, if you are disappointed when the time comes, that is despair.

"Then look at the palmistry first." The old lady stretched out her hands.

After Yu Chun asked the date of birth, he pretended to calculate, and said in the expectant eyes of the old lady for a while, - you are sixty-three this year,

Nonsense, I have given you all the horoscopes of your birthday, and I don't know how old you are.

—wealthy in childhood,

If you are not rich, you can bind your feet.

——After growing up, fate is rough.

In those years, there were not many fates that were not rough.

——Father dies before mother

The father dies before the mother, and the father dies before the mother, no matter how you say it is right, it is impossible to die at the same time anyway.

——I finally got married, and my husband was one step ahead of me

If your husband is alive and you are wearing a men's necklace around your neck, why bother expressing your grief in this way—there is only one son in your life

Otherwise, I am in such a hurry to hug my grandson

——Fortunately, he accumulated virtues in his previous life and was able to enjoy wealth in his later years

Anyone with eyes can see what you're wearing.

The old lady hastily opened a cloth bag she carried with her, and stuffed a whole dozen stacks of money into Yu Chun's arms.

Yu Chun's attitude of not eating fireworks is almost broken.

Haha, this is 10 yuan. With this [-] yuan, it is enough for him to live comfortably for a year or so.

Amitabha, the first ancestor of the Three Qing Dynasty, can't complain about today, the magpie raised by him is extraordinarily energetic.

It's time to make a fortune by yourself.

Yu Chun put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky, pretended that money was like dirt, and said calmly, "This can't be done."

The old lady was very kind, and following Yu Chun's words, she said, "I know that the old god doesn't like these vulgar things, but the old god lives in the mortal world, after all, he still has to live. I will take this money as a little bit of my heart. If my daughter-in-law is pregnant in the future Children, no matter if they are male or female, there will be more thanks in the future."

Whether male or female?Then it would be easy to handle, after finishing the birthday horoscopes of the old lady's son and daughter-in-law, I glanced at the three big men standing beside them like iron towers, all of them had fierce faces and were dressed like gangsters.

Yu Chun rolled his eyes and had an idea, "Hey, I see that the old man is eager to beg his grandson, so I will tell the truth, but if there is something wrong, don't take it to heart."

In a word, the old lady who spoke was uneasy, and said nervously, "Old Immortal, just tell the truth, what I want today is the truth."

"Then I'll tell you the truth. Originally, you did a lot of good things in your previous life. A good person deserves good rewards and enjoys happiness in his later years. It's just that you committed a crime against a villain. As for your son, I'm not afraid of you beating me. Fate is not the fate of having many children and grandchildren. If you build bridges and pave roads and accumulate good deeds, you can still have one or two children, but—”

Looking at your son's poor and wicked appearance, he is not a good man and a faithful woman, and he must have done many immoral things.

Yu Chun glanced at the old lady, and then at the big man who rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat her up.

With a slap, the old lady slapped his son's face, "Don't be unreasonable to the old god."

Turning his head, he said with snot and tears, "The old god can't watch my family die, no matter what, you should think of a way."

Cough cough, the drama is in full swing.

"Hey, then I will try my best to find a way for you. Although it is a bit detrimental to my morality, who told us that we are destined? I will open the altar immediately when I get home, and ask the empress to give you a gift. A man and a woman."

The old lady knew that the old god agreed, but she was still a little dissatisfied, "Then can you give me a confirmation, what can I do to hug my grandson?"

Yu Chun was categorical, and if he wasn't categorical, he couldn't get the money. As long as he gave money, even if her daughter-in-law was a man, he would dare to say that she would definitely have a baby.

"At the latest three months, your grandson will definitely be in your daughter-in-law's stomach."

"You mean, my daughter-in-law is three months pregnant?" The old lady's son, who had been silent for a while, interrupted after hearing this.

Yu Chun nodded solemnly, but his words were so gloomy.

Overjoyed?

It must be because I have been looking forward to having no children for a long time, and I am afraid of being disappointed because I have too many expectations.

Yu Chunzheng wanted to say a few words to strengthen his employer's confidence in him, when a fist the size of a bowl came towards him with a whoosh.

Right on the bridge of Yu Chun's nose, Yu Chun's nosebleed immediately resembled a small spring of flowing water.

"You--" Yu Chun covered his nose with one hand, and pointed at the "culprit" with the other, "How can you hit someone?"

"It was this bluffing liar who hit him."

The husband of the man who was asserted by Yu Chun that he could conceive a child in three months yelled, it was deafening, "You fucking said, my wife can conceive in three months, then tell me the fuck How the hell does a man get pregnant?"

Yu Chun immediately petrified.