Serpent

After the initial fear, in the following days, the little snake cub really began to show some human characteristics.Ao Jia, whose paternal nature is fully stimulated, is like a hen just waiting for the chicks to hatch successfully. Every day, she runs to the stone room where the little snake cubs are kept several times, wanting to witness how the little snake cubs complete the metamorphosis from snake to human development.

Ao Jia was lying beside the bed, looking at the two sleeping little snakes.It is said that raising a child is annoying to death, but their baby does not cry or make noise after birth, and soon begins to sleep, like hibernation.Snake ancestor said that this is the performance of the little snake cub starting to advance.Right now, the two little snakes have transformed into the shape of ordinary babies, but the limbs, heart and belly are still covered with snake scales.

"By the way, our baby hasn't been named yet." Looking at the two handsome little boys on the small stone bed, Ao Jia immediately felt better. I have used a lot of nicknames, but my baby has never been named.

Snake Zu stared intently at the prescription in front of him without raising his head: "What is love called?" Master Snake Zu was full of resentment of desire and dissatisfaction.

Ao Jia is quite dissatisfied with Snake Zu's dismissive attitude towards the baby.Ao Jia kicked the bastard with her calf, resentful: "Is this child your seed? Why are you so cold as a father?"

"Hmm." Snake Ancestor raised his eyebrows casually, unmoved at all, "Whether it's my species you know best, don't you?"

"..." This is so right, why is it so frustrating?

"What do you mean by this? What do you mean 'you know my species best'? How can I be sorry for you? What do you mean by your face that looks like Changbai Mountain?" Ao Jia was furious at the snake ancestor's words Not light.

"Literally." Seeing that Ao Jia was angry, Snake Zu hurriedly smiled, "It's just that from now on my wife will sleep with other men, or by two men at once, and I have to pretend to be good." I can't adapt to this role change for a while." Since the little snake cub was born, Ao Jia slept next to the baby every day, but never slept with herself. After a few days, she was looking forward to Ao Jia After Jia gave birth, you can immediately...cough!In short, Master Snake Ancestor has already suppressed his anger...

"..." It's obviously a love affair, why does it sound like adultery when this guy says it?

Ao Jia kicked Snake Zu's calf angrily: "I only asked you because you are the head of the family. Will you take it or not? If you don't take it, I will take it."

"The head of the family?" Snake Ancestor pricked up his ears, and listened to these four words clearly in his ears.Then these four words please him very well.Snake Ancestor waved his arms around Ao Jia's waistband, "Beauty, I like this sentence. You should accept your fate. From now on, you have to obediently listen to the deity's words. Come, let the deity give me a kiss..."

Ao Jia slapped Snake Ancestor away: "The child is nearby, what do you want to do? You will teach the child badly!"

"It's not that I haven't been taught badly before." Snake Zu murmured, but he restrained himself a lot.

"What did you say?" Snake Ancestor's words still fell into Ao Jia's ears vaguely, and Ao Jia asked strangely, tilting his head.

A flash of embarrassment flashed across Snake Zu's face, he cleared his throat, and decided not to tell Ao Jia about it, because Ao Jia is so thin-skinned, he won't be able to bear it.So Snake Ancestor talked about him naturally: "Let's name the baby."

Ao Jia's attention was successfully diverted.

Snake Zu stared at the two little snakes for a long time, and suddenly said: "It's better to have a cute name for the child. The one on the left is called Quanquan." Ao Jia's eyes lit up when he heard this, the name is very cute. When he was about to speak, the second half of Snake Ancestor's sentence also came out, "The one on the right is called Chacha." Ao Jia's face turned black instantly.

"It will teach children badly!" Ao Jia wished to drive this bastard out like bacteria.He didn't want such a pure baby like himself to grow up to have the same virtues as this vicious snake, turning into a creature that could only think with its lower body.

"Go away, stay away from the baby!" Ao Jia took up the weapon and vowed to drive away everything that might or would definitely harm the healthy growth of the baby.

"Am I teaching the babies bad?! I'm teaching them what is the meaning of life!" Snake Ancestor looked unconvinced.

Ao Jia squinted at him, and let out a snort from his nose: "Yes, you know circle chacha, the meaning of your life is circle circle chacha. Go away, my baby has noble pursuits!"

"You human beings are so strange!" Seeing Ao Jia's words, the snake ancestor really felt that Ao Jia was poisoned, "Do you know why birds have such bright feathers? Do you know why snakes have such beautiful scales? Do you know why fish migrate regularly?"

"For the sake of circles and crosses?" Ao Jia raised her eyebrows with a look of contempt.

Snake Ancestor showed a "children can teach" expression: "Yes, it is to increase the chance of mating! Just think about how small these little bugs are in this vast world, why every feather they grow Every scale, every migration at the risk of life is to do this kind of dirty thing in your human eyes. Offspring is their only pursuit, there are many small bugs and animals, their whole life Just to complete one mating and leave their own offspring. In this world, almost all creatures regard circles and crosses as their highest pursuit in life, only you regard it as a scourge in your life, don’t you think, you Are human beings far away from nature and nature? No matter how you belittle this noble behavior, you can’t get rid of this nature calling to you, because this is your root..."

"..." Ao Jia listened with her chin resting on her hand, and nodded involuntarily, as if she had some meaning.

Seeing that his rhetoric was approved by Ao Jia, Snake Zu worked harder to instigate: "So do you think the two names I gave to the babies are still obscene? This is a noble pursuit, and there is something in it. How much do I expect from my baby..."

The word "ah" in the two arias of Snake Ancestor immediately made Ao Jia burst into tears: "You are really great. The head of the family."

Seeing this, Snake Ancestor was quite satisfied with his educational achievements.He patted Ao Jia's head with a sigh of relief: "You little fellow is too deeply poisoned by Lijiao. I want to rescue you on behalf of the mother of the earth and the power of nature. In order to completely remove the residual poison of Lijiao from your body, So I decided to treat you completely, are you willing?"

"What treatment?" Ao Jia pricked up his ears.

"We circle and cross three times a day until you stop resisting." Snake Zu winked at Ao Jia ambiguously.If he showed his true form, you can definitely see his big tail flicking and flicking.

"Get out!" Ao Jia kicked Snake Zu out of the door.

"Jiajia, I was wrong..." Snake Zu burst into tears.

Hearing the pitiful voice outside the door, Ao Jia's heart softened, but before he could make a move, Snake Zu's next words hardened his heart again, and he felt that this guy deserved more than death.

"Jiajia, I can relax and treat, how about twice a day, it can't be lower..."

"..."

So Lord Snake Patriarch spent the night grievously entangled with the stalactites in the Snake Cave.

Ao Jia kissed her little snake cub who was still advancing, "Baby...you must never be like your father, you must!!"

Ao Jia's wish... o(╯□╰)o Alas, who knows, if you plant melons, you will reap beans, after all, the baby is the seed of Master Snake Zu, right?