I'll retire when I'm done

When the compatriot brother who had been away for many years was led to the office and appeared in front of the young major general, Baihong's expression was simply heaven-shattering and wonderful.

"... Shir!???"

——I should take a picture of this expression.

Fu Heisher thought happily.

He thought so, and he did so.The man held up his mobile phone and frantically pressed the camera button at Bai Hong happily. After Bai Hong finally reacted slowly, he put away the mobile phone that took a bunch of cherished photos, and waved his hand at her.

"Yo, Hong~ Long time no see~"

Bai Hong: ...

You fucking fart! ! !

Before the adjutant beside her realized what happened, Major General Bai rushed forward and grabbed Fu Heisher by the collar... Of course he didn't pick it up.

Bai Hong is 1.7 meters tall, while her brother's visual height is close to 1.9 meters, plus he is muscular and strong. He deliberately uses the strength of his body cursed by God to stand firm. Shi Er was still standing firmly on the spot, not even moving his heels.

"Quick! Pay back the money!!!"

Baihong shook Fuheisher crazily, the man shook back and forth according to his strength, then raised two fingers, and replied in a steady tone: "First, I can't pay you back after the money is spent; second, now that I am married, I will change my surname to Fuhei. , but I've been considering taking your surname recently, what do you think of Hong?"

Bai Hong: "..."

Bai Hong: "You've become a full-time bastard, why do you still spend my money?"

Fu Heisher raised his hand and smiled lazily: "Hey, isn't it the first reaction to object to my surname?"

"Strictly speaking, Bai Hong is not an official name—" Bai Hong paused slightly, not knowing how to explain it to Fu Heisher.

Teacher Huang Yuan named her Baihong in the past, which was completely decided according to the naming format of the admiral of the navy, because she really didn't want to use the original name, so she simply used the title as her real name until now, she pursed her lips slightly, her expression slightly There is displeasure: "...and I don't want you and me to be on the same household registration."

Thinking about that scene makes me feel hopeless for the rest of my life.

"That's not the point, pay back the money, you scum, hurry up—pay—the money—"

Fu Heisher finally couldn't stand anymore, even though the body cursed by Tianyu was not considered a level, at this moment he was trembling by the furious Baihong: "I told you that it was spent—"

"..."

... all spent?

All of her retirement savings for the rest of her life were spent by this prodigal?

Bai Hong stopped shaking Heisher, she squinted her eyes and looked at her brother's good face, which could be regarded as an alternative and charming face even if it was disfigured, thoughtfully.

"If I sold you as a cowherd, how much would you be worth? Anyway, the body cursed by God is very useful, and you can handle some special tricks, right? Anyway, I haven't met for so long and I can't give you a meeting gift." , it doesn’t matter if the elder brother asks the poor sister to sell more times, right? It’s okay, right!!!”

Fu Heisher: "It's too much, is she my sister?"

"In terms of blood relationship, yes," Bai Hong replied blankly, "So do you have any last words, my lord? If you still want to struggle, I don't mind. I don't mind asking the Special Agents Section to open one more session now." As for the business related to the research on the human body with a special physique, my sister is so merciful that I don’t expect you to sell much of your ruined willows, and you can sell them for a little more money if you use the waste.”

Fuhesher: "..."

If he remembered correctly, when the child was still in Wutiao's house, he could still be regarded as a normal person in terms of how much he spoke.

The man turned his head and looked at Mori Ogai, who was smiling gently from beginning to end. At least it was a deal of 500 million. Even Fuheshier, who claimed he was not good at remembering men's faces, was quite impressed with him.

"Hey, you are this girl's adjutant, don't you care if your officer suddenly goes crazy?"

"Oh, is there?" Mori Ogai smiled quite innocently: "I only saw the chief who is a major general and my brother who is not even an ordinary soldier talking in honorific terms, I don't think there is any problem with this. "

Fuhesher: "..."

Great, my little lunatics raised a group of big lunatics, and this group of lunatics obeyed her orders. I am afraid that they would be worse than the group of conjurers who were born abnormal.

He pulled away Bai Hong's hand holding his collar, vomited out the ugly curse spirit in the shape of a worm, and put the curse that was used as a weapon arsenal on his body again under the shocked eyes of his own sister.

Baihong looked disgusted, and took a few steps back in an instant.

"You are disgusting, don't beat me."

She turned her head and stared at Mori Ogai who didn't know what was going on: "Rintaro, do you have a hand sanitizer towel?"

The adjutant fumbled in his pocket, but only took out the handkerchief he was wearing next to him.

Mori Ogai couldn't see the curse spirit, he could only see what Fuheshier was doing out of thin air, but fortunately he was smart enough, and he had done a lot of homework in the magic world for Bai Hong before, so he could roughly think about it now and then. Guess what happened: "Is it the so-called curse spirit?"

"That is indeed the thing..."

But that normal person will swallow it in his stomach to raise it! ?

While wiping his hands frantically, Bai Hong didn't forget to stare at Shi Er who stuffed his hand into the mouth of the curse spirit, and seriously considered whether to pack up and throw away the little white-faced scumbag brother in front of him, or use the waste to earn back the principal... ... She thought for a while and saw that Shier was still looking for something, but she still didn't suppress her curiosity, and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Find a meeting gift for you."

After Fu Heisher finished speaking, he finally pulled out a long knife from the curse spirit's mouth.

This knife is so beautiful that it can almost be described as a perfect work of art - the lines of the knife body are as smooth and graceful as a crescent moon, the knife pattern is exquisite and beautiful, and the matching scabbard also uses gold and silver embossed engraved tops carved with jade Technology, as a weapon, the posture of this knife is too extravagant, and as a work of art, the blade is too sharp. Bai Hong accepted the "gift" from his brother with a blank expression, and heard him introduce the knife calmly. .

"The super-grade magic tool 'Flying Bird' is paired with another 'You Yun', both are the brainchild of the same craftsman; I kept You Yun, and this one is for you, neither of which is needed Mantra operation is a special spell that relies solely on power, the stronger the power, the easier it is to use—I remember that your God-given spell is not as strong as mine, right? Asuka will give it to you."

Bai Hong frowned: "I don't intend to go back to the world of magic arts, if you give me magic tools, I'll—"

Fu Heisher: "I forgot to say that the bird is worth [-] million."

Baihong's pupils trembled: "...!?"

"...five or five hundred million?"

Fu Heisher did not turn away from staring at his sister, and raised his eyebrows happily after seeing her show a new expression.

Ah, shaking at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Major General!?" Mori Owai showed a flustered expression, raised his hand and approached the dizzy Baihong, trying to forcefully wake up the young major general whose eyes had lost their brightness: "——you should be more sober!? This man was back then But it directly abducted you for 500 million and spent your wages for these years! Major General!"

"Oh, anyway, Hong's 500 million back then plus her salary in these years is not [-] million~"

Bai Hong's eyes were distracted and he muttered to himself: "...that's right! No!" She suddenly shook her head vigilantly, held the bird and turned around to hide behind Mori Ogai, only popping out a head to stare at Fu Heisher : "The Shier I know is not so generous. Even when I was a child, you would bite off half of the candy I bought!"

"Yeah... Didn't I say that I will give you half a bowl of rice? It's fair to have half of you and half of me. Even half a piece of candy is my brother's love~"

"...That's just a simple scum grabbing candy." Bai Hong stared at him with delicate eyes: "Isn't it really some special creature wearing a skin that came to me?"

"What do you say to the only brother who bought you seriously, Hong." Fu Heisher suddenly put on a straight face: "I took the five hundred yen seriously!"

Bai Hong couldn't believe it: "...I remember that the five hundred yen that the woman sold me was not in my hands?"

"No, I took it away to buy candy the next day, and gave you half of it, you forgot."

Bai Hong: "..."

Gan.

Fu Heisher raised his eyebrows, and suddenly stretched out his hand: "If Hong doesn't want to admit that I'm an elder brother, then return the bird to me."

Baihong changed his face in a second, his affectionate tone was obedient, he held his long knife tightly in his arms, trotted out from behind Mori Ogai, and came to his brother, showing a cute smile that he had never seen before at Fu Heisher: "What are you talking about, my lord brother, I will take good care of the gift you gave me."

"..."

You betrayed too quickly, Major General.

Mori Ogai covered his face in despair.

If I had known that you had this kind of personality, I would have given you 500 million.

"That's much better."

Fu Heisher spread out his palm and hooked his fingers: "Hand."

In the eyes of Mori Owai who couldn't bear to look directly, Bai Hong put his hand on his brother's rough palm without hesitation, Shi Er happily clenched it and shook it lightly.

"Good boy."

He caressed his younger sister's palm. The hand that was placed on the palm was slender and slender, and the skin was as white as snow. It felt better than those ladies who spent a lot of time and money on maintenance all the year round. .

Shi Er rubbed his chin, thoughtfully: "You have been a soldier for so many years, why don't you have any calluses on your hands?"

Bai Hong smiled obediently and innocently, but the other hand holding Asuka slightly adjusted its posture, and lifted the blade out of its sheath with his thumb, and the cold light happened to be reflected on the side of his brother's neck, making people no doubt that she would It will cut backhand.

Fu Heisher just pretended that he couldn't see it, and the other hand naturally fell on the top of Baihong's head, stroking the young major general's hair as soft and beautiful as ink silk, seeing her calm reaction, he turned his hand back to hook her chin, Like a cat, I petted and touched it reluctantly.

Have to say, it feels great.

Baihong's face was expressionless, but he was very happy.

One second before the murderous scalpel of the adjutant at the side came over, the unreliable brother finally withdrew his hand.

Satisfied, he put Heisher back, and happily asked Bai Hong who had been rubbed for a long time and had completely given up struggling: "Okay, tell brother, what should brother do next?"

"Go to die tomorrow and write me as the heir before you die, thank you brother."