two-way provocation

The big yellow-capped parrot sent by Qi's mother hung on the lamp stand in the main living room of Jin Chen's family.

Its whole body is emerald green with golden yellow inlaid, and its wings are dyed with two bright red feathers, the shape is very beautiful.

While waiting for someone to change clothes, Qi Mingyu casually grabbed a small handful of mixed grains from the feeding box to tease this rather intelligent creature.

"I heard that you are a chatterbox, what would you say?"

The big parrot flapped its wings twice as if "stretching its waist", tilted its head to show off its cuteness, and muttered a few words "chiligulu Pikabugu".

"What a mess, speak human language." Qi Mingyu lightly scratched the top of its head twice with his index finger, tentatively guiding: "Hello?"

The emerald bird suddenly fell silent, making the atmosphere a little awkward.

Unwillingly, the boy should have changed his method: "Bonjour?"

This French greeting finally turned on the language talent switch of the little chatterbox, and stepped on the small ring to pronounce and respond clearly.

"Bonjour!"

"Hello!"

"Guten Morgen!"

“Buenos días!”

"こんにちは!"

"!"

Hey, still Sawadeeka?It's international style.Qi Mingyu was amused by the series of greetings in French, English, German, Western, Japanese and Thai.

"After a long time, you just can't speak Chinese? Silly bird."

As soon as the words fell, Big Yellow Hat opened his mouth and said, "Shut up, be quiet!"

This sentence is definitely something that Jin Chen often warns against small talkers, and even the tone of voice has been learned vividly.It really followed its owner's bad temper, and would swear back.

Qi Mingyu was stunned for two seconds by the roar of a parrot, and smiled and cursed helplessly: "Little bastard."

When Jin Chen changed into casual clothes and came to his living room, that person and bird were arguing in an unknown language.

"Qi Mingyu, what are you doing?"

"I want to teach it to be a polite bird." The person by the cage didn't think about it.

"Don't get nervous, it's too noisy." Jin Chen laughed angrily, took off the parrot's cage, and let the "little chatterbox" fall on his shoulders.

Then he sat on the sofa and took out a small box with exquisite packaging from under the tea cabinet.

Qi Mingyu played with the thing that was handed into his arms, and asked curiously, "What is this?"

"I'll give you a present as compensation for your birthday." Jin Chen responded with a smile, "Take it apart and have a look."

And what about this treatment?

The person whose birthday has been over for a long time opened the outer box with a smile, and when he saw what was inside, the smile gradually froze at the corner of his mouth.

Isn't this their smart drone for teasing dogs?

Qi Mingyu held a palm-sized object in one hand, pressed the shoulders of the people around him with the other, and warned menacingly: "You kid, don't you want to be beaten? Don't give me skin."

"Don't like it?" Jin Chen saw the wonderful expression changes on his face, obviously wanted to laugh, but pretended to be puzzled: "I've heard people say that Qi Shao's breed is husky."

"Don't listen to Meng Ju's farting." Qi Mingyu also knew who said the meme without asking carefully.

Just as he was about to hand back the robot he was holding to Jin Chen, a barking sound suddenly came from the corner of the living room.

Locked in a huge isolation cage, Moore's eyes were fixed on this side, with a serious look on the face of a big enemy, for fear that someone would take away its beloved.

"Look childish."

After the prank, Jin Chen was still holding back his laughter, and Qi Mingyu pinched him with the tail of his eyes in disgust.Sighing, he got up, walked to the transparent cage area, opened the isolation door, and threw the robot back to the dog.

While squatting down and watching Moore playing with toys, he complained: "A gentleman doesn't take what others like, you don't even let the dog go, it's no wonder I love you."

"I don't like to talk to it either. No bird is obedient yet." Jin Chen had long since given up on this casual dog, lazily nestling on the sofa, stroking the new favorite feathers on his shoulders.

The parrot lowered its head and obediently picked up small snacks from the palm of the owner's hand. According to the usual practice, it would say "thank you, brother" to make Jin Chen happy.

But at this moment, there was a dramatic scene, and a very clear parrot sounded in the living room.

"Little bastard!"

"..." Jin Chen stopped feeding.

The chatterbox bird repeated the previous sentence without realizing it, over and over again, until the master's face was gloomy.

Once a parrot learns to speak, it is hard to forget. Judging from the current situation, this bird has been played badly.

It wasn't until Qi Mingyu snorted that Jin Chen came back to his senses and stood up from the sofa in a jerk.

"What are you teaching it?!"

"The conscience of heaven and earth," the man who couldn't stop laughing raised his hand and swore, "I've only said it once."

Jin Chen was so angry that he wanted to laugh, how could this kid be so destructive, killing fish and birds, leaving no grass growing wherever he went.

The more the young master thought about it, the more he couldn't hold back his breath, he just kicked the person in front of him who was still pouting his ass and teasing the dog, and kicked him directly into the isolation cage of Da Dan.

"Huh?" Qi Mingyu was unprepared, staggered and almost fell on Moore, and the glass cage door behind him was locked with a snap.

"Don't make trouble, let me out."

"Don't let it go." Jin Chen sat back on the sofa without thinking. "I think it's suitable for you in there, so as not to run around and cause trouble."

"You child..." Qi Mingyu negotiated to no avail, and walked around in a circle helplessly.

The space in the glass cage is actually quite spacious, almost the size of a small bedroom, and the sanitation is also clean.But the thought of it being a dog cage still felt extremely insulting.

"Open it quickly, I'm angry."

Even so, Qi Mingyu's tone was quite patient, and he explained with a smile: "I didn't do it on purpose, who knows that this stupid bird doesn't understand what it means to not listen to evil."

The person sitting on the sofa has long been used to his eloquence, so he didn't respond at all.

Qi Mingyu sat side by side with Dadan on the cushion in silence, looked at each other for a while, guessing that the young master's anger should have calmed down, and then said again: "Hey, are you hungry? Let me out, I'll treat you to dinner." no?"

After a while of silence in the living room, Jin Chen finally raised his head and made a request: "You can figure it out, aren't you a math master? I have a question here. If you get it right, you can open the door."

Although he knew it was another new trick, but he had to bow his head in the dog cage, Qi Mingyu had no choice but to let it go: "Okay, let's get out."

Holding a cushion in his arms, Jin Chen moved towards the glass, and spoke in a calm tone.

"It is known that humans have two legs and dogs have four legs. Now, if humans and dogs are locked together, a total of six legs are obtained. Ask, how many people are in the cage, and how many dogs are there?"

"..." Qi Mingyu frowned with complex emotions, "The issue of humans and dogs sharing the same cage is not within the scope of the competition."

Jin Chen didn't care, and just replied: "It's just a chance, if you can't figure it out, just be honest."

In this case, the obvious answer must not be correct, and Qi Mingyu's answer "one person, one dog" is nothing more than breaking a can.

Sure enough, Jin Chen shook his head mercilessly: "No, it should be a dog and a person who look like dogs."

Qi Mingyu, who was ridiculed, immediately raised his eyebrows, waving his fingers and said: "Personal attacks are not allowed in math competitions."

"Then you got half the answer right." Jin Chen stood up indifferently, took a can of Hedy from the table, and rolled it in through the gap under the cage wall, "This is your reward."

"..."

At this moment, Qi Mingyu once again recognized the fact that the handsome boy in front of him is really not a good bird.

The bottle of drink rolled to his feet, and before anyone could pick it up, a black four-legged figure rushed over.

With a bang, the green soda can was bitten by the Great Dane, and white bubbles mixed with carbonated drinks sprayed Qi Mingyu all over his body.

"Fuck."

Qi Shao, who was half-soaked in an instant, was dumbfounded. This move of letting the dog do the murder is really speechless.But also thanks to the blessing of this pot of Seven Up, he finally regained his freedom.

"Your trousers are so wet, go change them, the changing room is inside."

Seeing that he was making people a little embarrassed, Jin Chen temporarily put aside the matter of the parrot learning to be bad, and brought Qi Mingyu, who smelled like lemons, into his room.

Push open the two whole folding doors, and the exclusive cloakroom that comes into sight is like a counter in a large shopping mall.Clothes of various brand styles are hung in an orderly manner.

Punk, simplicity, England, art, sports, campus, motorcycle, yuppie...

From casual fashion to private haute couture, they run on completely different routes, and most of them are new clothes with only tags removed.

Even though Jin Chen is indeed the most suitable boy Qi Mingyu has ever seen to wear a white shirt, those hundreds of neatly ironed and not heavy-duty solid-color clothes are really confusing.

"What's the matter, choose yourself." Jin Chen leaned against the door and fiddled with the wristwatch in the drawer, with a leisurely tone.

Qi Mingyu clicked his tongue lightly, and asked with his handsome eyebrows, "I dare you, you kid, before getting up and getting dressed every day, you have to play "Miracle Morning Morning" for a while, right?"