Rebirth, this boss is so hard to catch

"Then tell me ten reasons for marrying Xiaoxi!"

This question was not difficult for Xiang Yu, and he answered almost without hesitation: "Because I love him, I want to take care of him, I want to give him a sense of security, I want to form a family with him, and I want to live every day for the rest of my life." To have him, to hold him in my arms every night before bed, to kiss him as soon as I wake up every morning, to let the world know that he is mine...and because he loves me too, and he wants to be with me marry."

This time Xiang Yuxue was smart, he counted his fingers and said ten in one breath, without giving Zhong Su a chance to tear things apart, Lan Xi heard Ji Yu's words in the room, his smiling eyes shone brightly, and whispered to the other two A best man said: "Don't make things difficult for him, I really want to see him..."

Lan Yi knew that his younger brother was a little traitor, so he told Xiang Yu his last request through the door: "Who am I to Xiaoxi?"

Xiang Yu replied without thinking: "Brother."

Lan Yi said again: "Then who are you to him?"

Xiang Yu replied unceremoniously: "I was his boyfriend before today, after today I will be his husband, and today I will be his groom."

"Correct answer!" After Lan Yi finished speaking, he asked Xiang Yu with a smirk, "Then what should you call me?"

Called... brother?

Xiang Yu thought for a while, and fell into a tangle: "Please, you are so much younger than me."

Although Lan Yi is said to be Lan Xi's elder brother, his actual age is ten months older than Lan Xi's, not even a year. Xiang Yu is the same age as Zhong Su, so calling him elder brother is a bit of a bully.

But at this time, of course, it is easy to take advantage of it, so Lan Yi said as a matter of course: "Whoever counts your age with you, my younger brother will be married by you. You can call me brother as you like, right?"

Before Xiang Yu said anything, Lan Xi felt that it made sense: "I'll call your family whatever you want, and of course you should call my family whatever you want. I was brought up by my brother!"

Lan Yi glanced at his younger brother with satisfaction, and gave him a thumbs up.

Xiang Yu thought about it for a while, and came to the end, he was anxious to see his wife now, let alone brother, even if Lan Yi said that his eldest brother was like a father and forced him to call him father, wouldn't he still be cowardly when it was time to coax him.

"Success, brother, I'll pick up Xiaoxi. Your lord has a lot, so let me pass this level."

After Lan Yi's three questions were settled, of course he agreed with a smile: "Okay, I've passed this test, and there are still two best men, so you can do your best!"

The other two best men also had three chances. One first asked Xiang Yu to sing a love song for Lan Xi. Asked about Xiang Yu and Lan Xi's first meeting.

The first time Xiang Yu and Lan Xi met was at the hospital. Lan Xi had heart surgery. Before they met, I heard Lan Xi speak ill of him. Even Lan Yi remembered this kind of thing, so of course Xiang Yu was right. .

The best man wanted to ask something else, so Xiang Yu said first: "Please, I have three best men with me, don't just attack me, okay?"

The best men in the room thought it made sense, so they opened the doors outside the suite first, and let Xiang Yu bring the best men in first, and then asked face to face: "There are all kinds of tastes in life, but no matter what kind of taste you can't live without." Love, so we have prepared sandwich bread with five flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty, and asked the groom and groomsmen to bite out the four letters of love and a heart-shaped pattern from the bread, and we, Xiaoxi, will finish all the bread after we pass the test."

Xiang Yu helped his forehead, and looked at the best men dumbfounded: "Thank you for not letting me bite Chinese characters, brothers, please! L and heart belong to me, OVE you take care of it."

It's all over here, there's no reason not to help, but since it's a trick, it won't be good if you feed it too much, so Zhong Su quietly winked at Lan Yi, Lan Yi nodded secretly, and gave the chocolate sandwich to him. He: "I'll leave it to you."

Xiang Yu watched helplessly that the one with the lowest technical content was handed over to Zhong Su, and wailed at Lan Yi: "Brother, don't, brother, be fair, you are so affectionate, all that is left in my life is ups and downs. Salty!"

Lan Yi asked Xiang Yu indifferently: "Is our Xiaoxi not sweet enough?"

"Sweet, Xiaoxi is the sweetest in the world!" Xiang Yu resignedly picked up the bread and asked for L. After taking a bite of it, his face turned red. It was "spicy", and a thick layer of mustard was smeared on the bread.

After the second sip, people burst into tears, and the best men laughed so hard that their stomach hurts, and they all added fuel and vinegar to say that married life is difficult, and now it's too late to regret it.

Xiang Yu wiped away his tears and shouted to the room inside: "No regrets!" Then he took a bite of bread and shouted "I love you".

Later, I ate another piece of lemon sandwich, and my whole body was so sour that it was deformed. It was hard to bite into my heart. No need for others to say anything, I consciously promised Lan Xi: "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I will never let you in my life. You are jealous."

The best man team was originally dissatisfied with his crooked heart, but they barely passed because of this heart.

After he finished his bite, Zhong Su's O and the other two best man's VE were leisurely finished. Lan Yi asked them to stand in a row, took a photo and passed it to Lan Xi, and asked him to nod before letting the groom and the best man team take their own pictures. Bite of bread is finished.

After this was done, the third best man said: "The groom needs to be physically strong to take care of our Xiaoxi, so please complete an average of 1 push-ups per person within [-] minute. The total of four people is [-], which can be evenly distributed."

Both Xiang Yu and Zhong Su are regular exercisers, so each of them claimed 1, and the other two best men each had [-], and they completed the challenge in [-] minute.

The third best man saw that they didn't bother them once, so he went out to test his physical strength again. However, Zhong Su and Xiang Yu are both kings, so this is really not difficult, so the last question, the best man finally made a big move: "Excuse me. , your first time is how many years, months, days, days of the week, and the weather conditions of that day, and then ask Xiang Yu to describe it in the form of a story."

This question is relatively private. Before Xiang Yu can say anything, Lan Xi is embarrassed to beg everyone for mercy, but the gossip of the best man group is not so easy to satisfy, and each of them smiled and said to Lan Xi: "Who said just now?" Seeing Xiang Yu? This is the last question, it's up to you whether you see him or not."

Zhong Su was originally trying to disrupt the stage, so he couldn't listen anymore: "Hey, everyone, the time and place are okay, but the weather is too much. Two people are doing it in the house, who can remember the weather? "

Lan Xi's best man group: "Then it depends on the tacit understanding."