Dress up as a male protagonist to raise a villain

Gu Chen left the valley with the white tiger he bumped into to recognize his master, and returned along the original road, just in time to run into Miss Sisi who was still spinning anxiously in the cave.

Sisi wandered in this intricate cave for a long time, and couldn't find a way out. When she saw Gu Chen coming out, her eyes lit up, and she immediately greeted her with a smile on her face, "Friend Daoist, are you out?"

"Hey, where's your Taoist companion? Didn't you come with me?"

Gu Chen glanced at the little black cat that was still dozing off on his shoulder, and said inexplicably, "Taoist? He has some physical problems right now, so it's not convenient to come out to meet people."

Sisi looked confused, "Huh?"

Wasn't it fine just now?Why did I have a physical problem in such a short time and couldn't come out to see people?

"Hiss, is it due to excessive indulgence and kidney deficiency?"

Ok?

Gu Chen and Xiao Ling paused at the same time, looking at Sisi in disbelief, what the hell is this girl thinking about?

Sisi looked sympathetic, if it wasn't for the possessive appearance of his Taoist companion just now that was so impressive, she would have thought of hugging Gu Chen to comfort her, but it's a pity that such a person is very suitable from appearance to personality How could the beautiful boy she likes have the owner?

"It seems that you are not very good at being a Taoist couple. Your body has been hollowed out in such a short period of time. Tsk tsk tsk, how good is this, so your sexual life will not be guaranteed."

Gu Chen took a deep breath, tried hard to hold back the desire to throw the girl out, and walked out with a blank expression.Before, he just thought that this girl was a little narcissistic and talkative, but he didn't expect her ability to make up things to be so powerful. It seems that he underestimated this girl before.

Let her go on talking, I'm afraid the next step is to make up her mind that he is a scumbag who abandoned his wife and children.

It's better to send this great god away as soon as possible.

Sisi hurriedly followed behind Gu Chen, and continued to chat with her familiarity, "Let me tell you, don't underestimate this matter, the harmony in the bed is also extremely important for men. As the saying goes, if you don't sleep well on the bed, Comfortable, no tacit understanding under the bed is useless. The so-called long-term relationship can make love, and if the time is short, both parties will feel uncomfortable, why bother, don't you think?"

"Looking at it like this, your current Taoist partner obviously can't meet your needs. For the sake of your future sexual life, do you want to consider changing to a Taoist partner?"

Sisi smiled shyly, covered her lips with her hands, and cast a wink at Gu Chen intentionally or unintentionally, with an ambiguous expression, "Speaking of which, I know quite a few young talents. Let me introduce you to fellow daoists~"

"The people I know personally, I guarantee they are all energetic teenagers. Seven times a night is not a problem, and there is absolutely no problem with kidney deficiency~"

You have a kidney deficiency!Your whole family has kidney deficiency!

Xiao Ling was so angry that he wanted to pounce on Hua's smiling face.

Gu Chen held down the little black cat that was on the verge of explosion, and glanced at Sisi with a half-smile, "If you still want to get out alive, then stop being so outspoken."

"To tell you the truth, my Taoist companion can hear what we are saying now."

what? !

Sisi trembled all over, her pupils constricted, her face turned pale with fright, she didn't dare to vent her breath, she moved to the side in desperation, and when it was over, she actually did this kind of thing of prying the corner of the wall face to face again!

This is too bad, this time it must be dead!

What excuse is more reliable to fool the past?

Would anyone believe her if she was told that she was possessed by a ghost just now?

Sisi lowered her head and nervously snapped her fingers, racking her brains to think hard, for fear that when Xiao Ling came to settle accounts with her, she would kill her on impulse.

This is not acceptable, if she dies, who will save thousands of beautiful young people in the cultivation world in the future?

Fortunately, Sisi's worry was completely superfluous, and now Xiao Ling was so absorbed in enjoying himself that he forgot what Sisi said just now.

Gu Chen actually admitted his identity as a Taoist couple just now. Although it may be just casually, but being able to say it casually means that Gu Chen has unconsciously agreed with this statement in his heart. Hehehehe, is there anything better than this? ?