General, hold on

Long Tiancai was woken up by a burst of noise, he frowned and opened his eyes, the light in the tent was very dark, he didn't know what time it was, he lay quietly for a while, then closed his eyes and rolled over to continue sleeping.

The half-dream and half-awake state made his consciousness a little fuzzy. The only clear impression was that the sound outside seemed to have never stopped. He couldn't help sighing, struggled for a long time, and finally resigned himself to his fate and slowly got up from the soft couch. .

The sky was glowing with blue-white light. Long Tian secretly estimated that the time should be between four and five o'clock. Several tents not far away had been dismantled. The soldiers were neatly dressed and gathered together in twos and threes. There was a faint cloud of smoke, and it seemed that the army was about to break out of camp and set off after breakfast.

The identity of Long Genius spread throughout the barracks last night. Most of these soldiers had never read any books, and they respected scholars very much. In addition, this man had a delicate appearance and no airs on his body, which made people feel close to him. At this time When they saw him come out, they stepped forward to say hello.

"Good morning, Mr. Zhuge."

"..." Long Tiantian twitched the corners of his mouth. Your Mr. Zhuge played himself to death with a few lamps. He didn't know how long he would sleep underground. What a fart.

He slandered in his heart, and nodded with a smile on his face: "Good morning."

"Mr. Zhuge, did you sleep well last night?"

"Oh, it's okay." Long Tian said, thinking that today he must order the paralyzed man to change his address completely. He took a breath of the morning air, and felt a coolness in his chest, and he was refreshed.

He looked around and visually estimated the size of the military camp. He had the habit of running in the morning, but judging from his current physical condition, would he be exhausted if he ran around the military camp?

Everyone wanted to get close to this new military adviser, so they didn't intend to leave, but stood by the side without moving, only to see this man suddenly wiped his face, opened his legs in a dignified manner, and ran up.

The soldiers were puzzled, so they walked quickly to him and asked, "Military Master, what are you going to do?"

"……I am running."

The soldier followed him at a walking pace, and asked hesitantly, "...to run?"

"..." Long Tiancai emphasized, "...I'm jogging."

"Oh..." A group of soldiers continued to follow, and soon saw that the man was short of breath and sweat was on his forehead, and they couldn't help asking worriedly, "Military teacher, are you okay?"

"..." Long Tian looked stiffly at the group of soldiers who followed him without a breath, and seemed to have nothing to do with them. He suddenly became sad and indignant. They are also human. What the hell is this?

Humming and chirping, he ran for more than half of the time, and walked back slowly for the rest of the time, trying to adjust his breathing during the process, and then moved around on the spot, and then took a step, exhaling slowly.

All the soldiers gathered around again, feeling that the military advisor was really interesting, they couldn't help asking: "Military advisor, are you dancing?"

"..." Long Tiancai almost spat out a mouthful of blood, damn it... Which of your eyes sees that Tai Chi is like dancing?ah?which eye?

"……military adviser?"

"...I am doing boxing, which is called Taijiquan. I exercise my body and cultivate my character."

The soldiers were all in disbelief, and some even laughed and joked: "Military master, don't lie, how can such a soft fist defeat someone?"

"I don't know much." Long Tiancai stopped and hooked his fingers at him, "Come here and try to hit me, oh, take it slow, do you understand? It means that your movements need to be slow and you need strength." Little, otherwise no one will teach you how to fight after you accidentally kill me."

The soldier was still hesitating: "...Really?"

"Yes, come and try." Long Tian put on a posture and looked at him with a smile.

He is the only son of a big consortium, so in order to prevent emergencies, his father hired a fighter for him. His father's original intention was to let him learn martial arts, and the reason why he knew Tai Chi was all thanks to that teacher.

His teacher is a burly man from the West, who especially admires Chinese Kungfu. He often says: "I have practiced Tai Chi for three years. Three years. When I practice for ten years, I will become a TV star. You are a Kung Fu master." Then he still uses Sanda when beating people, but the teacher really likes Tai Chi, so he has to fight with the teacher every day before class.

In fact, he knows that the teacher is deceiving people. Even after ten years of practice, the teacher still uses Sanda to beat people, because it is really cool to beat people with Sanda.

But later he became obsessed with the computer, so he didn't have time to practice. His skills can deal with one or two small thieves, and three or four small thieves... barely, but five or six small thieves... then he has to confess.

Now that his body is spread out, he feels that he is not as good as an old man who is seven or eighty years old. Then he suddenly remembered the grandparents who were doing Tai Chi in the park, and he started to fight in a flash of inspiration. Physical fitness.

The soldier looked at him, tentatively raised his fist and ran over, thinking of the military adviser's order in his heart, he dared not use force.Long Tiancai smiled, and with one move, four or two moves, not only dispelled his moves, but also made him take half a step back involuntarily.

The soldier was startled, and everyone else was stunned. Long Tiantian hooked his fingers again: "If you don't believe in evil, you can try again. Oh, remember not to use force, my fragile little arm can't bear it."

The soldier nodded, put away a little contempt and attacked again, but the result was still the same as before.Only then did everyone see a little way, and praised: "Sure enough."

Long Tiancai thought to himself, what the heck, if this person used all his strength, his arm would have been broken, how would he fight back?He no longer believed that Tai Chi was used to beat people.

Sure enough...someone in the crowd hesitated: "Military division, is it still effective if you attack with all your strength?"

Long Tian coughed dryly: "If you can practice hard, you will definitely become a peerless master in a few years." Teacher, I can be regarded as inheriting your mantle and carrying forward.

Everyone was in an uproar and wanted to learn one after another.

Long Tiancai nodded and said yes, and he didn't forget to say: "You must not naively think that learning this kind of thing can be used in the battlefield. Don't, otherwise, if you die and become a ghost, don't come to me to settle accounts."

Everyone was amused by his words and nodded in agreement.

So when the lone general came out of the tent, he saw his subordinates lined up in neat rows, led by someone...uh... dancing?And danced quite happily.

"..." The lonely general looked at him with a paralyzed face, secretly thinking that this is some kind of mess.

"Ah, this..." Bai Lian also came out of the tent, and was shocked when he first saw this scene. Are these people crazy?

The lonely general stepped forward, and after a long silence, he found the appropriate words: "The military division is very elegant."

"Ah, yes," Long Tiancai replied with a smile, "If you have nothing to do, teaching them boxing may not be useful, but it's good to learn more."

"..." General Lonely remained silent. Is this... punching?

Bai Lian was also shocked by the word "punch". He looked at the picture in front of him, and then thought about the scene of this group of people waving their arms slowly to the battlefield to fight the enemy desperately.

"..." Xiaohua had a cerebral hemorrhage, her eyes turned black, and she turned her head silently and walked back.

The lonely general asked behind him, "What are you going to do?"

"Sleep," Bai Lian said lightly, "I don't think I woke up."

"..."

The scene was still going on, the lone general was paralyzed for a while, he didn't know what to do when he saw the soldier in charge of the guard rushing quickly, saluted and said: "General, someone outside the camp asked to see him, he said he came from the palace."

General Lone was startled, turned around and walked towards that side, but came back after a while, followed by two people, the one in front was slightly thinner, with a haggard face, as if he was on his way, the one behind was tall, with dark eyes, restrained and quiet.

Long Tiancai looked up during the lecture, and was slightly taken aback: "Hey, aren't you..." Before he could finish his sentence, the person in front of him ran over and threw himself on the ground: "Master!"

The soldiers stopped after seeing this, and Long Tian waved his hands at them: "It's okay, servant." He said and pulled up the people on the ground, "Wei Xiaoan, right? What are you doing here?"

Wei Xiaoan had just learned from the general outside the camp that he could not reveal the identity of the prince, so he said, "Young master, I am afraid that you will not be used to living in the barracks, and the special slave... the little one will come and serve you," he said with tears in his eyes, "My little one. After driving all night, I finally saw you again, young master."

"Okay, I know it's not easy for you, go to sleep." Long Tian patted him and pointed to the tent not far away.Wei Xiaoan did not leave, but pointed behind him: "Master, his name is Muzi, and he is your guard sent by the young master."

"Wow, guard." Long Tiancai's eyes lit up, and he hurried over to circle around the man.Muzi saw that he was not a talkative person, he folded his fists and bowed his body: "I have seen the young master."

"Hey," Long Tiancai responded, looking him up, "Are you good?"

Muzi said seriously: "The little one will protect the young master thoroughly, and he will never hesitate to die."

Who asked you this... The corner of Long Tiantian's mouth twitched: "Okay, you also go down to rest."

Muzi stood there without moving.Long Tian raised his eyebrows: "What? Are you not tired?"

"The young master has ordered you not to leave the young master for half a step."

Long Tian was startled: "You mean you want me to sleep with you?"

General Gu frowned suddenly, Muzi obviously didn't expect the young prince to say this, but he was not good at words, he couldn't say anything other than "I don't dare".

"Okay, let's play with you," Long Tian waved his hand, "The army is about to break camp and set off, you two go down and have a rest, lest you run out of energy for a while, I will prepare meals for you, you can rest assured to sleep," he said Seeing that the man remained motionless, he felt that he should take advantage of his class, so he added, "This is an order, if you don't obey me, just pretend you want me to sleep with you."

"..." Muzi froze for a while, and finally had no choice but to leave.Long Tian was satisfied, and after teaching the soldiers a few more moves, it was time for dinner, and then the army broke out.

"Ah, not bad." Long Tiancai fiddled with the feather fan, which was sent by the army after twenty miles, and it was almost the same as the one he drew on the blueprint.

"Xiao An," Long Tiancai slapped him twice, "Do you think this young master looks like a military advisor?"

Wei Xiaoan ate the dessert the prince gave him, and nodded with a smile: "Like."

"Hey, I shouldn't have asked you," Long Tian said, "If I ask you, you can just follow my words."

"No," Wei Xiao'an said, "Young master, you can dress up like anything, not to mention this fan was given by the general, so you will look even more like you, young master."

"What does this have to do with facial paralysis..." Long Tiancai was startled and leaned over, "Did I like that general very much before? Of course, I mean that kind of liking, do you understand?"

"Understood, young master, you have always admired the general, and I feel anxious for you when I see it."

"Worried?" Long Tiancai was surprised, "Why? Come on, talk more."

Wei Xiaoan thought to himself that this might help the little prince regain his memory, so he knew everything he wanted to say, and finally when he talked about rushing down the hill, he was startled and shut up hastily. He has always avoided talking about this scene , because he was afraid of the little prince's crime.

Long Tiantian shook his fan: "Oh, I understand, I will lose my memory when I wake up, right?"

Wei Xiaoan looked at him, saw that he was not angry, and said, "Yes, you don't remember anything, and you can't understand what you said."

Long Tiancai thought that the soul exchange between himself and the real prince should be at that time, but he always felt that something was weird.Wei Xiaoan asked tentatively: "...My lord?"

"Don't talk, let me think about it." Long Tian frowned and pondered for a moment, then suddenly turned to look at him, his eyes were like a poisonous snake staring at a mouse.

Wei Xiaoan trembled suddenly: "My lord..."

Long Tiantian nodded, leaned forward and grabbed his front, squinted his eyes and asked in a low voice, "Wei Xiaoan, I was just going to see him off and didn't intend to go to war. Why did my brother suddenly send me to the border? And I Before leaving, I didn’t even see my brother’s shadow, and I woke up in the carriage for no reason. Please tell me clearly, I shouldn’t have been drugged at the time, huh? And you and that general together... Deceitful, right?"

Wei Xiaoan trembled all over, his face turned pale.

Long Tiancai sneered: "Looks like I guessed it right, you guys are so brave."

The last trace of blood disappeared from Wei Xiaoan's face, and he opened his mouth to beg for mercy.Long Tiantian quickly covered his mouth with his eyes: "What is it called? That piece of wood is outside the carriage. Do you want him to hear it and tell my brother?"

Wei Xiaoan continued to tremble, his mind went blank, tears kept flowing down because of fear.

Long Tian couldn't bear it, and let go: "Okay, cry, I didn't say I would punish you."

Wei Xiaoan didn't bother to wipe his tears, and looked at him dryly: "My lord, are you not angry?"

"Angry, I'm angry when I see you now."

Wei Xiaoan then continued to cry.

"..." Long Tian raised his forehead, who is the master?He put his feet on the carriage and ordered, "Don't cry, beat your legs."

Wei Xiaoan didn't dare to disobey, and beat him up obediently.Long Tian squinted his eyes and waited patiently until the sun set and the army set up camp again. He got off the carriage, looked at the paralyzed face coming towards this side, and charged forward with vigor, gritted his teeth in a low voice: "I ask you, my brother's That letter... Did he send someone to deliver it after I got in the carriage? Huh?"

The lonely general was shocked, he only learned about the cleverness of the little prince along the way, but he didn't expect the prince to see through that he was deceiving the emperor so quickly.

"Okay, very good, very good." Long Tian turned around twice like a trapped animal, stopped and stretched out his arms suddenly, wanting to throw him over his shoulder, his eyes were cold, and he tried his best, Then froze for a moment.

The lonely general was in a state of confusion, he couldn't tell what he was going to do, but when he saw this man was carrying one of his arms, as if nestled in his arms, and the line of his side face came into his sight unreservedly, he was a little surprised. Crazy.

And at this moment of deathly silence, Long Tian shook his hands and put down his arms, stretching out his paws wanting to cry without tears: "Help, hold, it's up to the waist..."

"..."

Wei Xiaoan and Muzi stepped forward upon hearing the words, Long Tian looked up and saw Muzi, gritted his teeth and said, "You, yes, it's you, hit him!"

Muzi was ordered by the emperor, and when he was out, he only listened to the orders of the little prince, and when he raised his hand, he just punched him.The lonely general had his whole heart on the young prince, he was hit hard by this punch, and he was a little dazed at the moment.

There was a sound of gasping all around.

Long Tian nodded secretly, the left eye of the paralyzed face was definitely blue, seeing Mu Zi going to continue beating from the corner of his eyes, he said: "Okay, stop."

Muzi stopped and turned to help him, but he was cut off by the general halfway.The lonely general picked up Long Tiancai carefully, strode towards the tent in the dead silence, and asked in a low voice, "Just one punch?"

Long Tiantian snorted: "It's cheap for you, but forget it, I prefer to be a military adviser than moldy in the palace. Your fan is very good, I like it very much."

The lonely general continued walking in silence.

Long Tiancai seemed to have discovered a new continent: "Hey, did you laugh just now?"

"..." The lonely general said, "No."

"You definitely laughed," Long Tian crawled up on his body, "Come on, give me another smile, and our account will be canceled from now on. Hurry up, don't resist so much, I tell you... hiss..." He The movement was a little too big, and he gasped suddenly, "I wipe, I really want to know how I lived to such a big age..."

The lonely general said: "Your body has not been able to urinate since childhood."

"..." Long Tiantian wanted to cry but had no tears, "I will watch it myself, I don't need you to remind me."

General Gu carefully placed him on the soft couch, turned his head to look for medicine, and then came back to look down at him.Long Tian raised his eyelids lazily: "Why?"

"My lord," said the lonely general, "please take off your clothes."

"..."