General, hold on

Chapter 5 Stupid

The army marched all the way from the official road outside the imperial city, and set up camp in the evening.

General Gu has made all preparations in advance since he planned to abduct the prince. The young prince is a relative of the emperor, so it stands to reason that his tent should be bigger and more gorgeous than normal ones, but the imperial decree only said to let the prince practice He was not given an official position, and even the current emperor knew that his younger brother was not suitable to go to the battlefield, so it was clearly written on it, that he didn't seek meritorious service, and didn't care about making mistakes, as long as he was safe, everything else would be easy to handle.

So the lonely general discussed with his confidantes, and felt that it was best not to reveal the identity of the prince for the time being. For one thing, except for Bei Mo, almost no one knew that the young prince was the weakness of the Shenghua royal family. People were tied up, but ten of their heads were not enough for the emperor to cut off. Secondly, the "fame" of the little prince was too high, and if they spoke out, they might disturb the morale of the army.

Finally, after careful consideration, the little prince's tent is no different from ordinary ones, but there is something special inside. The carpet is covered with a thick carpet, and the soft couch is surrounded by soft snow-white animal skins. It is warm and comfortable to step on with bare feet.

The carriage stopped directly in front of the tent, and Long Tiancai got out of the carriage and walked in. Without a word, he took off his shoes and threw himself on the soft couch. There is a comfortable car, and the weapons are outdated. I really want to fly a fighter jet over there and deal with all the bombs..."

"..." General Lone stood motionless, waiting for the man to change the subject with a paralyzed face.

Long Tian lay down on it and thought about it for a while, and finally found that someone was still stuck in the tent, so he stretched out his paw and waved, "I'll sleep, call me after dinner."

General Gu could understand this sentence, so he responded and turned around to leave.

There was some noise outside the barracks. Long Tiantian was so tired that he fell asleep quickly in such an environment. He didn't sleep for a long time, but the quality of his sleep was good, and he felt refreshed when he woke up.

He got up and stretched himself, thinking that the army did not travel day and night, which meant that the border was not in a hurry, and the emperor who always loved him had the heart to send him out, it seemed that Shenghua had a lot of confidence in this war .He thought slowly, when he was about to go out for a stroll, the tent was suddenly lifted and a young man walked in.

This man is wearing a Confucian shirt, and his body is very bookish, which makes people feel gentle and weak, but there is a heroic look between his brows, and even his ordinary appearance is somewhat handsome, which makes people feel Can't hate it.

His movements were very light, originally he wanted to see if the prince was awake, but when he raised his eyes, he saw that the prince had already got up and stood in the tent, after a slight start, he came over with a smile, ready to salute.

"Okay," Long Tian waved his hand, "Let's avoid the extra rules. If you are not tired, I will be tired when I look at you. Who are you?"

The man was startled again, as if surprised that the legendary young prince had no airs of the royal family at all, and then he returned to God and said, "Xiaguan Bailian."

"……flower?"

Bai Lian was puzzled: "...My lord?"

"Oh, I mean, have you ever heard of Our Lady of the White Lotus?"

"..." Bai Lian shook his head.

Long Tiancai explained: "It is the kind of glamorous and noble, with an irresistible charm that everyone can't resist, who can confuse all beings with a slight smile, has a kind heart, gives countless love anytime and anywhere, keeps being ambiguous, and misleads the masses."

Bai Lian thought for a while: "... Is it a disaster?"

"It's more terrifying than disaster water, okay," Long Tiancai said sincerely, "If you really meet in the future, remember to take a detour. This kind of person is vicious, extremely sinister, and seems innocent. In fact, she did all the bad things. "

"..." There were question marks on Bai Lian's head.

"Okay, this is hard to understand, but another kind of person is definitely easy to understand and distinguish, called the little white flower of the Holy Mother~"

"..." Bai Lian took a breath, and suddenly understood the meaning of a certain general's hesitation to speak and the pity in his eyes before he came.

He was one of the very few people who knew that this was the prince, and he had never thought of coming to see him before, because he also regarded this person as a useless embroidered pillow, and was even surprised that the emperor would allow the prince to come with him, until After the general went back to his tent and told him about the man's thoughts during the day, he finally put away his previous thoughts and came here impatiently.

But no matter how conceited and smart he is, he never expected this to happen.

Long Tiancai said seriously: "The so-called little white flower is stupid and naive, delicate and harmless, she thinks that everyone has a benevolent heart, even if you kill her whole family, if you repent and rehabilitate, she can Forgive your kind..."

"..." Bai Lian was extremely surprised, "There really is such a person?"

"Really, they are very easy to be moved. They can be moved to tears when they see a flower blooming. What they often say is..." Long Tian said, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, holding his chest, "I am so touched and happy , what should I do, I am so happy that I almost faint, oh my god, this is not a dream, if it is really a dream, then I would rather never wake up!"

"..."

Bai Lian's usual calm and composed face has finally shown a little crack since he entered the account. People who are familiar with him can't believe that he can be brought to such a state by a single word, maybe even he himself didn't expect it , It's just an ordinary sentence, but after the young prince said it in this tone and modified it with a vivid expression, its lethality is so great.

Long Tiantian glanced at him, and spread his hands innocently: "Look, so this kind of person is also the best, always doing selfish things with ignorance, the classic heroines in Qiong Yao's works, like Bai Yinshuang, Xinyue Gege..." He suddenly stopped talking, and finally pulled back to reality, shaking his head rather lonely, "I almost forgot, ignorant idiots like you, no matter how much I say, you won't understand."

"..." The smile on the corner of Bai Lian's mouth froze.

Seeing this, Long Tiantian blinked, walked around him, and asked hesitantly: "Hmm... Judging by your expression, it's likely that you have never been called an idiot before, right?"

"..." Bai Lian was helpless, this was the most silent time since he was a child, but besides being silent, he really didn't know what to do.

Long Tiancai's eyes brightened: "Are you a smart person? Are you extremely smart since you were a child, you were known as a 'child prodigy' when you were young, and you were called a 'wit' when you grew up?"

Bai Lian regained his composure before, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, he bowed and said, "That's their love, I really don't dare to be an official."

"It's really wow, that's great." Long Tiancai pulled him warmly, "Come on, come and sit down, yes, sit down, don't be restrained, let's have a good chat, I see you smart people here How smart are you?"

As he spoke, he pulled him onto the soft cushion, and then turned his head to rummage through the boxes. He remembered seeing the paralyzed general put all kinds of snacks here before going to bed.

"...Your Highness?" Bai Lian sat there puzzled, rarely in a daze. This little prince has no airs. Although he is approachable, his words and deeds are weird, making it impossible to guess what is going on in his heart. , What will he do in the next moment? This is the first time he has seen such a person.

"I found it." Long Tiancai happily brought all kinds of snacks, and put them one by one on the small wooden table in the center of the cushion.

Bai Lian was shocked, got up hastily, joking, probably only the queen mother and the emperor in this world have enjoyed the dessert served by the prince himself, even if he was killed, he wouldn't have the guts to sit here calmly and watch the prince serve things up.

"Hey, why are you up, sit down," Long Tiancai took out the last plate and put it away, sat on the cushion, kicked the food box to the side at will, and said with a smile, "Come on, let's chat while eating, Oh, by the way, is there something wrong with you coming to see me?"

At this moment, Bai Lian had the urge to burn incense and worship Buddha, because the topic was finally normal, he sat down again: "Go back to the prince, I am here to ask the prince for advice on how to defeat the enemy."

"Retreat the enemy?" Long Tian raised his eyebrows, "It's just a plan to separate."

"That's right," Bai Lian said, "I've been thinking about countermeasures along the way, I think..."

Long Tiancai frowned and interrupted: "Stop, don't always say 'official', just say 'I', or I will sound awkward, you see that general with facial paralysis is very good."

"..." Bai Lian said, "Dare to ask the prince why his face is paralyzed?"

"It's the kind of expressionless face all the year round, no matter what you see, you won't be moved," Long Tiancai wiped his face and said stiffly, "Look, like this."

"..."

Long Tian picked up a piece of snack: "You continue to talk."

Bai Lian was not a polite person at all, but the "facial paralysis" just now made him a little stunned, so he coughed dryly and said, "Yes, I think it's the first time that the three clans join forces, and it's bound to be fierce. If we fight hard, it's okay. but……"

Long Tiancai continued: "But it's really unnecessary to kill one thousand enemies like that and lose eight hundred, right?"

Bai Lian said: "That's exactly what I mean. Although we Shenghua people are rich and strong, and we are not afraid of Beimo, I think it's best not to meet its edge."

"Well, it's best to be smart," Long Tiancai said faintly, "If you succeed in everything, if you really fight hard, I don't know how many people will die."

"Once you succeed, your bones will dry up," Bai Lian murmured, and immediately praised, "My lord is very talented."

"Ah, it's a big deal." Long Tiancai was in a good mood when he was praised, "Come on, let's continue. You can outsmart me, but it's best to solve one person first."

"A person?" Bai Lian thought for a while, "Could it be that the prince is referring to the military advisor of the Sirius clan?"

"Well, don't underestimate the strength of your advisor," Long Tiancai said, "Often the key to the outcome of a war is a word from the advisor. Although I think that given the current situation, the advisor may not be very smart, but After all, he can persuade the Tri-Clan Alliance, and he still has eloquence, if our scheme is discovered by him and succeeded in appeasement, they will become more united, so it is best to get rid of him first."

"Yes, I will find a way."

"Well, you can capture the military commander if you can, and kill him if you can't. If you can't kill him, it's easy to deal with. You can make some evidence to frame him as a traitor and collaborator, and wait until he gets rid of the people of the three tribes. It's nothing to worry about. Since they After fighting for so long, there must be a gap between each other, as long as you provoke a little, for example—"

Long Tian thought for a while, "For example, when you are fighting, you can say appropriately, 'ah, it is a member of the Sirius tribe. The general has an order not to do anything to the Sirius tribe' and so on. If we fight with them, we will have nothing to do afterwards, the alliance is broken, we can withdraw our troops and return to Beijing, understand?"

"..." Bai Lian opened his mouth, unable to utter a single word. He was surprised by the emperor's decision before, but now he feels that the emperor is indeed the most wise.

Long Tiancai ate another piece of snack, squinted at him for a while, and suddenly leaned over: "Since you are smart, let me ask you a few questions."

Bai Lian smiled and said, "Excuse me, my lord."

"Listen well, there is a fat man who jumped from the highest attic in the capital, what has he become?"

Bai Lian was startled, he had never heard of such a topic before, after thinking about it, he said: "...Dead?"

"No," Long Tiancai looked at him with a smile, "It's a fat man."

"..." Bai Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a while, but suddenly he felt enlightened.

"Well, let me let you get used to it, let me say one more thing," Long Tian said, "Two people fell into a well, the dead one is called a dead person, and what is the living one called?"

"... living?"

"Wrong," Long Tian said, "Help."

"..."

"A rooster and a hen, guess three words."

"Guess the riddle?" Bai Lian thought about it carefully, wondering if the lord would let him say "the chick"?He suddenly smiled wryly and shook his head.

"Well, the answer is: two chickens."

"..." For the first time, Bai Lian felt close to collapse.

Long Tiancai looked at him and shook his head: "I am really embarrassing you ancients, well, since you are interested in the art of war, let's talk about it. It is said that there is a big river between two countries, and one of them is good at water. If you are the one who is not good at fighting, and the other is not good at it, and now the two armies are at war, what should you do?"

Bai Lian's expression froze, Sheng Hua was indeed separated from another country by a dangerous river, he pondered for a moment: "It's best to go ashore."

"The problem is that you can't get in, you can only fight in water, but you don't have a navy."

"Then there is no way to fight this battle." Bai Lian turned his head, "Can the prince have a way?"

"Well, you can connect the boats with chains, it's called a chain boat."

Bai Lian was shocked for a moment, and even stood up: "Wonderful! It's so smooth and stable, it's like being on land!" He looked at the little prince, excited beyond words, Shenghua is really lucky to have this prince!

Long Tian looked at him for a while, secretly thinking that he can't be blamed, Cao Cao was so happy when Feng Chu presented the timing to Cao Cao, after all, that kind of thing is no different from a modern aircraft carrier.

He looked at the radiant man, and said regretfully, "If you attack here, I will put dry firewood on the clipper, pour oil on it, ignite it and hit you, what will you do?"

Bai Lian froze suddenly, and the previous excitement was swept away: "Then I...won't I be wiped out?"

Long Tiancai responded, and said again: "But when you connect the boats, if you make a loose buckle on the iron chain between each boat, if the other party doesn't set fire to it, you go straight there, and if the other party does set fire, you quickly untie it, and then put the chain in front of you." The ships that come to attack are surrounded in the middle and attack them together, so how can your entire army be wiped out?"

Bai Lian was startled again, he looked at the little prince with respect, and there were three tricks in between talking and laughing, this man is simply...

Long Tian looked at him sincerely: "Is it true that no one has ever told you that you are an idiot?"

"..."

The lonely general waited in his tent, and found that Bai Lian hadn't come back, so he knew that the little prince had woken up, so he asked someone to make a pot of tea, brought it into the tent, and then he was stunned for a moment: "...is this?"

Long Tian raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "It's just in time, I'm thirsty."

The lonely general silently went over to pour tea for the prince, and asked tentatively, "Have you... discussed it?"

"Yeah," Long Tian said, "I've said everything I need to say, and he knows what to do now. Have you found out about that military adviser?"

"It has been found that his name is Yunxian. He was not originally from Beimo. He seems to have entanglements with other two countries. The details are still being investigated."

"Oh, Yunxian... the name is quite nice," Long Tiancai said with a smile, "If you can catch him alive, I think you will meet him. Oh, since they have a military adviser, do you have one? If not...you see Can I do it? If so, you can get me a feather fan by the way."

The lonely general said: "There are military advisers."

"Yes?" Long Tiancai's eyes lit up, "Where is it? I want to see him!"

"..." General Gu pointed silently, and Long Tian looked in the direction he pointed, and saw Bai Lian nestled on a pile of books in a corner of the tent, with red eyes buried in his head reading hard, as if he wished he could read it immediately. The pile of books was eaten.

Long Tiancai: "..."

The scene was instantly dead silent, and the lonely general was silent for a long time before he said: "Dare to ask the prince, what's going on?"

"How do I know..." Long Tiancai muttered, "I just said that I should learn from you and read more books, and then I said that I brought a lot of books this time... and he ran over..."

"..."

Long Tiantian blinked: "Did he mistakenly think that these books belong to me?"

"..."

"Is he really a military advisor?"

"..."

"..." Long Tiancai walked out lightly, "Fuck, I want to go back, I told you that you are not going on an expedition, you are going to hell, I will not serve you..."

As he spoke, he opened the curtain and ran out. The lonely general froze for a moment, and hurriedly chased him out. The little prince's tent was behind the main tent, and there were several tents of the same size beside him. He strode out and chased several tents. Bu didn't find anyone, so he turned his head and asked, "Where's the person who ran out just now?"

The little soldier outside pointed in one direction, and the lonely general rushed over without saying a word, but he still couldn't find the prince, so he looked around anxiously.

There is a person squatting next to the second tent on the left side of the little prince's tent. Due to the angle, General Gu didn't notice it just now, so he missed a certain prince gorgeously. Is helpless.

"I'll wipe..." Long Tiancai supported the tent and climbed up, "What kind of broken body is this, so tired after running for two steps... Ouch, I'm going to faint..."

Holding on to his things tremblingly, he continued to walk. Feeling hungry, he looked up and saw that the soldiers not far away were queuing up to receive food. He was overjoyed and hurried over to eat.

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