General, hold on
Chapter 24
There are only a handful of times in Long Tiancai's two lives when he was really angry. He usually gets angry at will, either flipping the table, yelling or punching people, but when he is really angry, there is no expression on his delicate face. No.
He was born in a wealthy family and lived a high-class life since he was a child. He has a sense of nobility in his bones. Later, he learned a lot from Lei Yan. That's it.
So when he stares at you blankly, even if he doesn't say a word, there is still a cold sharpness coming towards you, which makes people dare not make any mistakes.
Yun Xian had already fainted, and the contracted pattern on his left shoulder collarbone slowly spread out, and then stopped. Long Tian intuitively felt that it had changed back to its original shape, so he asked Muzi to carry him to the bed and cover him with a quilt.The spectators in the room still did not leave, but they were forced by him so that they did not dare to take a breath.
There was such a commotion that the manager of Cuixiang Pavilion could not pretend to be ignorant, so he also came out. His eyes turned around Long Tiancai and General Gu, and his first reaction was to strangle his subordinates to death. How much world has the waiter at Lixiao Inn seen?Can his eyes be trusted? !How could these two be businessmen? !
General Gu didn't expect the little prince to be angry like this, after a brief moment of stupefaction, his eyes sank instantly, and the power on his body began to increase, whoever makes this person feel bad, he will never make that person feel good!
Long Tiancai was afraid that they would disturb Yunxian, so he asked Muzi to stay here, and he took these people back. The crowd wanted to follow, but his eyes swept them away, and they scattered instantly.
The five people were tied up when Yunxian was immersed in the bathtub, Long Tiancai picked one at random and brought them in, and asked coldly, "Did you plan what happened tonight or was someone instigated?"
These human traffickers are all human beings, so they naturally know that this person is not simple, but in this business, they all know the strength of Cuixiang Pavilion, so they must not offend. The power of the group is put together... He said without thinking: "It's my own idea."
Long Tian asked Xiaocao to cover his mouth and press him on the ground, and then threw one in with his face paralyzed: "He said that you were ordered by others, is it true?"
The man was stunned, it's better not to offend this kind of thing, if you have to choose one, you must stand on Cuixiangge's side, but now that someone is willing to tell the truth, Cuixiangge will blame him in the future and push this person body, so he nodded without consideration: "Yes."
No.1's face suddenly turned ashen.
Long Tian did the same thing, and all the results he got were affirmative answers. He didn't let Xiaocao take the cloth from their mouths, but looked at No.1: "Instigated by who? You nod whenever you want to say, and you don't Nod, I'll break one of your fingers, understand?"
The man turned pale with fright, General Lone had already come in, he couldn't help but glance at him when he heard this, but he didn't speak after all.
Long Tian took a sip of tea: "Xiaocao, do it."
Xiao Chong walked over with a smile, he took a secret look at Long Tiantian, this person... is far from being as weak and bully as he looks on the outside, it's no wonder that the general will take a fancy to him.He couldn't help feeling that he was worthy of being a lone general, with really good eyesight.
Seeing Xiao Chong approaching, the man knew that this man was not joking, and since the matter had come to this point, it was useless for him to hide it any more, so he nodded hastily.
So a few minutes later, the door of the steward's room was kicked open, and his subordinates were all inside the room, and immediately stood in front of Uncle Lin: "What are you doing?"
Long Tiancai sneered: "What do you think I'm doing?" He strode forward, and one of his subordinates wanted to stop him when he saw this. With a heavy blow, he groaned in pain and fell to the ground.
General Gu and Xiao Chong were both startled, they couldn't believe that this man would have such skill, they all looked at him together, only to see Long Tian slowly retracted his punches, slowly turned back to look at them, and then yelled Get up: "Aww! It hurts!"
General Gu and Xiao Chong: "..."
The little prince rolled on the ground with his arms folded, "It's definitely out of place! Hey, it hurts! What kind of broken body is this!"
The original momentum disappeared in an instant, and everyone couldn't accept it for a while, and they didn't know how to react in a daze.Someone continued to roll: "It's really not something ordinary people can do to be cool, ouch! It hurts!"
For the second time, Xiao Chong wondered in his heart, is he still a man?
The lonely general came back to his senses and stepped forward quickly: "Don't move, let me see."
Long Tian sniffed, got up pitifully and stretched out his arms to him: "It's misplaced..."
The lonely general squeezed, and said in a low voice: "Hold it." As soon as the words fell, there was only a crisp sound, and Long Tian howled again: "It hurts, hurts! Take it easy!"
"Okay, I'll apply the medicine to you later."
Long Genius hummed, and was about to go back to continue his unfinished business when he saw officers and soldiers arriving, and the magistrate of the town also arrived. He didn't want to get up in the middle of the night, but it was said that this time people from the capital were involved. Just in case I have to follow.
The officers and soldiers were called by someone who was in charge. He originally wanted the officers and soldiers to get those traffickers away from Long Tiancai's hands, so as not to be tricked into talking, but who would have thought that this person would ask so quickly.
Seeing this, General Gu pulled the magistrate aside, said a few words in a low voice, and took out a sign. The stick almost fell out, and thought to himself that he had come today at the right time.
When the steward saw that the magistrate suddenly stepped forward to circle around the man, nodded and bowed his head to ask for warmth, his heart suddenly thumped, secretly thinking that he had really offended someone who shouldn't be offended, it seems that today he can only follow them back to the yamen, and then he can deal with it later or let the boss get him out .
He originally thought so, but what Long Tiancai said next completely sent him to hell.
"Send a few people to send them back to Beijing together with the others in my room. When I go back, I will handle it myself. If you are paralyzed, write a letter and ask them to bring it to Xiaohua. He should return to Beijing before these people. You let him and me Brother said hello," Long Tiancai said coldly, "I don't care which prison these people are in or who presides over this matter. It doesn't matter if they die before I go back, but it doesn't matter if they disappear out of thin air or was released..."
His eyes narrowed: "I want all the people who are protecting me to go into reincarnation! I don't believe that there are still people in Shenghua who dare to do those things under my brother's nose!"
Zhixian naturally knew who his brother was, so he kept nodding his head in agreement, and let him calm down by the way.
The steward's face turned ashamed immediately. To be able to say these words, these people must have a lot of background. He knew that this time it was really over. No matter how many forces involved in the Cuixiang Pavilion, it was impossible to offend the dignitaries for him, an ordinary steward. He is destined to be regarded as an outcast by the boss.
The blame is to blame him for not being greedy for a while, and moving people who can't move.
The county magistrate will take care of the rest. Long Tiancai went to see Yunxian and said casually, "Go back and look up the law to see what their crime is."
General Gu and Xiao Chong silently followed behind without speaking.Long Tiancai knew in his heart, kidnapping and attempted kidnapping, how much is the sentence?He gritted his teeth: "No matter how light the sentence is, I will let them peel off their skin! Huh? You said that if I said that Yun Xian is my younger brother, wouldn't he be a royal family?" He chuckled, "Kidnapping the royal family! , their crimes should be serious this time, right?"
"..." The lonely general looked at him paralyzed.
"..." Xiao Chong thought, he must never offend this person in the future, he asked with a smile, "So it's your royal relative?"
"Stop pretending. Didn't you already guessed it? Haven't you heard of pretending to be X and being struck by lightning?"
"..." Xiao Chong went back to sleep silently.
Yun Xian's face was still pale and his body was cold, so Long Tian asked for another quilt to cover him up, and sat on the edge of the bed looking at him with heavy eyes.Standing aside, General Gu finally spoke, "Is that why you care about him?"
"Well," Long Tian said in a low voice, "I know you can't understand, but he is my relative, I don't want anything to happen to him," he paused, his voice became softer, "I don't want anything to happen to you either. "
The lonely general's heart trembled: "Why?"
"Because I only have the two of you in this world..." Long Tiancai said in a low voice. He is not a person who can endure loneliness, and at the same time he is not a person who is easy to talk to others. So far, he has only had a close relationship with these two people. Without them, he couldn't imagine how to live alone in this strange dynasty.
"I regard Yun Xian as my younger brother, but you," he looked up, "I will tell you personally after I figure out how I feel about you."
The lonely general looked at him, and this man's eyes were rare and quiet. He stared at him for a while, couldn't help but kissed him on the forehead, and hugged him horizontally: "You are tired, go back to sleep, the wrist The injury should also be treated, and I will apply medicine to you."
Long Tiantian was indeed tired, so he didn't refuse, and shrank into his arms: "Is there anything wrong with him?"
"No, if it doesn't work, I'll call a doctor tomorrow to have a look."
"Ah."
Yun Xian's consciousness was fuzzy, he felt sore all over his body, and couldn't exert any strength. This symptom was exactly the same as the feeling after being steamed by a certain man countless times before. He couldn't help whispering: "Hey, I'm cold..."
He thought that the man would come over and hug him when he heard it, but he waited but there was no movement, and finally opened his eyes. It was already bright outside, and the surroundings were a little strange. The thing is, this is the first time the Gu in his body showed its power, he never thought it would be so painful.
His body was still uncomfortably cold, even though the culprit was that person, but at this moment he had the urge to plunge into that person's arms to keep warm, so he couldn't help covering his eyes with one hand, and leaned against him in a low voice.
At this time, the door creaked open, and several people came in. Seeing this, Long Tian hurriedly ran over and threw himself on the bed: "Oh! Xiao Yunxian! You finally woke up!"
Yun Xian groaned: "Don't press me down, it's uncomfortable."
Long Tian got up: "How are you? Do you want to call a doctor? Oh, are you hungry? I'll let the kitchen cook for you."
Yun Xian's heart warmed up: "I'm not hungry, I'm fine, just sleep, don't worry."
Long Tian nodded, then rubbed over: "Xiao Yunxian, what is that thing on your shoulder?"
Xiao Chong was also in the room, upon hearing this, he waved his fan and asked with a smile, "Is it a Gu?"
Yun Xian responded: "Love Gu."
Long Tiantian's eyes widened: "Is it the kind of Gu that will immediately fall in love with others after being cast?"
"..." Yunxian said, "Brother, you've watched too many TV shows. This kind of thing can only control the body, not the nerves."
"What is the use?"
"..." Yun Xian's expression was a little distorted, "Brother, don't ask."
Long Tiantian bit his finger and thought for a while, then stretched out his paw and said with a pure face: "Could it be that the person who made the voodoo wants to have sex with you...you can't refuse?" He paused, "Eh, then you were What's going on? I remember that there are aphrodisiac ingredients...uh..." He blinked and became more pure, "If you want to have sex with others... it will hurt so much?"
"..." Yun Xian turned over silently, without saying a word, which was regarded as acquiescing.
As soon as Long Tiancai grasped his hand, he said almost compassionately: "Xiao Yunxian, why do you think you are always so unlucky? It's nothing more than being raped by a man. From now on, you can only have sex with him, visiting brothels and small girls. The Guanguan feels aggrieved, so many beauties can be seen or touched, do you think you are miserable?"
"Brother, you are enough, stop talking..."
Long Tiancai continued: "Xiao Yunxian, I really want to meet your man, why do you think he is so talented?"
"...You are really enough."
"I think he's quite a fun guy. Do you have tools? What kind of bindings, whips, dripping wax..."
"……You think too much."
"Hey, I think the binding is good, Xiao Yunxian, you are so beautiful, if you are naked and tied with a circle of red thread, it would be really... tsk tsk... I couldn't help but be tempted, hey, the chain is actually not bad... Really, Consider it."
"..."
The little prince was dragged out by the lonely general in the end, because his words became more and more blunt, and people couldn't bear to listen to them. Yunxian finally escaped from the clutches of the devil, slept again, and his body recovered almost, and they set out on the road again. keep playing.
Shenghua's army marched back to the imperial city. In addition to the victory, the heroic deeds of the little prince also gradually spread, and it became the most talked about topic after tea and dinner.
So when a few people who were visiting that day passed by a teahouse and stopped to drink tea, they heard the latest rumors being told vividly at the next table: "If you want to talk about our little prince of Shenghua, he is really a young hero. He is not afraid of life and death. In the enemy camp, they had a long talk with Yun Xian, the military commander of Beimo, and they made Yun Xian bow his head and proclaim him a vassal. The two fought bloody battles, with one enemy a hundred, they killed thousands of enemies. Dorji seriously injured Urla, the great king of Vidan, and then the lone general led the army to rush there, beating that Beimo to the point of crying and howling!"
As soon as the words were finished, Long Tiancai and Yun Xian sipped tea together, leaned on the table and coughed violently: "Cough cough cough..."
Long Tiancai coughed for a long time before raising his head. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he twitched the corner of his mouth: "The tea...is a bit hot..."
Here, Yun Xian also looked up from the table, and the two looked at each other, poured a cup of tea, clinked glasses, and drank it all in one gulp.
Xiao Chong was surprised: "What are you?"
"It's nothing, just feeling a little emotional," Long Tian said, "It's the first time it has become a hot topic nowadays, and I'm not used to it."
"That's right," Yun Xian said, "It's the first time in a long time that you've appeared on Gossip Entertainment Weekly, you can't understand our feelings."
Both General Gu and Xiao Chong fell into silence, and after a while Xiao Chong asked, "What exactly does this mean?"
"Yo, it's very good. Ask if you know what you don't understand," Long Tian praised, "It's not like a certain facial paralysis who keeps silent when he doesn't understand, and pretends to be deep when he has nothing to do. Does he think he can figure it out by being silent?"
A certain facial paralysis: "..."
Xiao Chong frowned: "Then what did you mean just now?"
Long Tian spread his hands: "No comment."
"..."
The topic over there changed at some point, and one person said: "The Mid-Autumn Festival will be in a few days."
"Yes, I hope that people will last forever, and there will be a bright moon for thousands of miles."
"Pfft!" Long Tiantian couldn't help spraying again.
"Oh, he was burned again." Yun Xian looked at the crowd and said, then dragged someone who was still coughing fiercely, and quickly rushed to a small corner to nest: "Brother, are you okay?"
"No, what the hell is going on? They plagiarized, pirated!"
Yun Xian nodded in agreement: "That's right, it also means the moon. You see, Su Shi knows how to use it a lot. How can it be written by someone here? It's so vulgar!"
"That's not the point," Long Tian stared at him, "The point is what's going on here?"
Yun Xian sighed: "Brother, since history has changed, the great man we are familiar with may not even be born, do you know that?"
"of course."
"Then you see that there is tea here, which means that someone invented tea tasting, and that there is paper, which means that someone invented papermaking, and there are a series of things such as tables and chairs. Do you understand what I mean?"
Long Tian nodded blankly: "There is always the first person to eat crabs, but this person may not be familiar to us."
"Well, but I think there is a definite number in the dark. You see, the imperial city of Zenan Kingdom is Jianye, which was the name only after Sun Quan moved the capital of the Three Kingdoms. But here obviously did not experience the Three Kingdoms, but there is still Jianye. Not only that, but I also found that the origins of some idioms and festivals are similar to those we are familiar with," Yunxian said, "so maybe one day you will hear some famous phrases from other people, but the source is someone who is completely stranger to us, brother, you You'll get used to it slowly."
Long Tiancai nodded again in a daze, then looked at him: "You said that if I write a few famous poems, will I be famous forever?"
Yun Xian looked at him for a while: "I really haven't thought about this problem."
Long Tiancai came back with his head held high, poured a cup of tea, and coughed lightly: "A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and you will be three people facing each other."
Everyone was shocked and looked at him in unison, General Gu and Xiao Chong also looked at him in surprise.
Long Tiancai opened his mouth at the moment of Wan Lai, opened his mouth again, put down the teacup at last, and turned his head silently: "Let's go, let's go."
After saying that, he left first, climbed into the carriage under the watchful eyes of everyone, and disappeared instantly.Yun Xian followed him in surprise, sat next to him and looked left and right: "Brother, why don't you continue reading? How famous is Li Bai's "Drinking Alone under the Moon"?"
Long Tian was expressionless: "I know."
"Then why don't you read it?"
Long Tian was silent, and after a while he finally wanted to cry but said without tears: "I forgot what is below..."
"...Huh? Hahahaha!" Yun Xian was stunned for a moment, then twitched instantly.
He was born in a wealthy family and lived a high-class life since he was a child. He has a sense of nobility in his bones. Later, he learned a lot from Lei Yan. That's it.
So when he stares at you blankly, even if he doesn't say a word, there is still a cold sharpness coming towards you, which makes people dare not make any mistakes.
Yun Xian had already fainted, and the contracted pattern on his left shoulder collarbone slowly spread out, and then stopped. Long Tian intuitively felt that it had changed back to its original shape, so he asked Muzi to carry him to the bed and cover him with a quilt.The spectators in the room still did not leave, but they were forced by him so that they did not dare to take a breath.
There was such a commotion that the manager of Cuixiang Pavilion could not pretend to be ignorant, so he also came out. His eyes turned around Long Tiancai and General Gu, and his first reaction was to strangle his subordinates to death. How much world has the waiter at Lixiao Inn seen?Can his eyes be trusted? !How could these two be businessmen? !
General Gu didn't expect the little prince to be angry like this, after a brief moment of stupefaction, his eyes sank instantly, and the power on his body began to increase, whoever makes this person feel bad, he will never make that person feel good!
Long Tiancai was afraid that they would disturb Yunxian, so he asked Muzi to stay here, and he took these people back. The crowd wanted to follow, but his eyes swept them away, and they scattered instantly.
The five people were tied up when Yunxian was immersed in the bathtub, Long Tiancai picked one at random and brought them in, and asked coldly, "Did you plan what happened tonight or was someone instigated?"
These human traffickers are all human beings, so they naturally know that this person is not simple, but in this business, they all know the strength of Cuixiang Pavilion, so they must not offend. The power of the group is put together... He said without thinking: "It's my own idea."
Long Tian asked Xiaocao to cover his mouth and press him on the ground, and then threw one in with his face paralyzed: "He said that you were ordered by others, is it true?"
The man was stunned, it's better not to offend this kind of thing, if you have to choose one, you must stand on Cuixiangge's side, but now that someone is willing to tell the truth, Cuixiangge will blame him in the future and push this person body, so he nodded without consideration: "Yes."
No.1's face suddenly turned ashen.
Long Tian did the same thing, and all the results he got were affirmative answers. He didn't let Xiaocao take the cloth from their mouths, but looked at No.1: "Instigated by who? You nod whenever you want to say, and you don't Nod, I'll break one of your fingers, understand?"
The man turned pale with fright, General Lone had already come in, he couldn't help but glance at him when he heard this, but he didn't speak after all.
Long Tian took a sip of tea: "Xiaocao, do it."
Xiao Chong walked over with a smile, he took a secret look at Long Tiantian, this person... is far from being as weak and bully as he looks on the outside, it's no wonder that the general will take a fancy to him.He couldn't help feeling that he was worthy of being a lone general, with really good eyesight.
Seeing Xiao Chong approaching, the man knew that this man was not joking, and since the matter had come to this point, it was useless for him to hide it any more, so he nodded hastily.
So a few minutes later, the door of the steward's room was kicked open, and his subordinates were all inside the room, and immediately stood in front of Uncle Lin: "What are you doing?"
Long Tiancai sneered: "What do you think I'm doing?" He strode forward, and one of his subordinates wanted to stop him when he saw this. With a heavy blow, he groaned in pain and fell to the ground.
General Gu and Xiao Chong were both startled, they couldn't believe that this man would have such skill, they all looked at him together, only to see Long Tian slowly retracted his punches, slowly turned back to look at them, and then yelled Get up: "Aww! It hurts!"
General Gu and Xiao Chong: "..."
The little prince rolled on the ground with his arms folded, "It's definitely out of place! Hey, it hurts! What kind of broken body is this!"
The original momentum disappeared in an instant, and everyone couldn't accept it for a while, and they didn't know how to react in a daze.Someone continued to roll: "It's really not something ordinary people can do to be cool, ouch! It hurts!"
For the second time, Xiao Chong wondered in his heart, is he still a man?
The lonely general came back to his senses and stepped forward quickly: "Don't move, let me see."
Long Tian sniffed, got up pitifully and stretched out his arms to him: "It's misplaced..."
The lonely general squeezed, and said in a low voice: "Hold it." As soon as the words fell, there was only a crisp sound, and Long Tian howled again: "It hurts, hurts! Take it easy!"
"Okay, I'll apply the medicine to you later."
Long Genius hummed, and was about to go back to continue his unfinished business when he saw officers and soldiers arriving, and the magistrate of the town also arrived. He didn't want to get up in the middle of the night, but it was said that this time people from the capital were involved. Just in case I have to follow.
The officers and soldiers were called by someone who was in charge. He originally wanted the officers and soldiers to get those traffickers away from Long Tiancai's hands, so as not to be tricked into talking, but who would have thought that this person would ask so quickly.
Seeing this, General Gu pulled the magistrate aside, said a few words in a low voice, and took out a sign. The stick almost fell out, and thought to himself that he had come today at the right time.
When the steward saw that the magistrate suddenly stepped forward to circle around the man, nodded and bowed his head to ask for warmth, his heart suddenly thumped, secretly thinking that he had really offended someone who shouldn't be offended, it seems that today he can only follow them back to the yamen, and then he can deal with it later or let the boss get him out .
He originally thought so, but what Long Tiancai said next completely sent him to hell.
"Send a few people to send them back to Beijing together with the others in my room. When I go back, I will handle it myself. If you are paralyzed, write a letter and ask them to bring it to Xiaohua. He should return to Beijing before these people. You let him and me Brother said hello," Long Tiancai said coldly, "I don't care which prison these people are in or who presides over this matter. It doesn't matter if they die before I go back, but it doesn't matter if they disappear out of thin air or was released..."
His eyes narrowed: "I want all the people who are protecting me to go into reincarnation! I don't believe that there are still people in Shenghua who dare to do those things under my brother's nose!"
Zhixian naturally knew who his brother was, so he kept nodding his head in agreement, and let him calm down by the way.
The steward's face turned ashamed immediately. To be able to say these words, these people must have a lot of background. He knew that this time it was really over. No matter how many forces involved in the Cuixiang Pavilion, it was impossible to offend the dignitaries for him, an ordinary steward. He is destined to be regarded as an outcast by the boss.
The blame is to blame him for not being greedy for a while, and moving people who can't move.
The county magistrate will take care of the rest. Long Tiancai went to see Yunxian and said casually, "Go back and look up the law to see what their crime is."
General Gu and Xiao Chong silently followed behind without speaking.Long Tiancai knew in his heart, kidnapping and attempted kidnapping, how much is the sentence?He gritted his teeth: "No matter how light the sentence is, I will let them peel off their skin! Huh? You said that if I said that Yun Xian is my younger brother, wouldn't he be a royal family?" He chuckled, "Kidnapping the royal family! , their crimes should be serious this time, right?"
"..." The lonely general looked at him paralyzed.
"..." Xiao Chong thought, he must never offend this person in the future, he asked with a smile, "So it's your royal relative?"
"Stop pretending. Didn't you already guessed it? Haven't you heard of pretending to be X and being struck by lightning?"
"..." Xiao Chong went back to sleep silently.
Yun Xian's face was still pale and his body was cold, so Long Tian asked for another quilt to cover him up, and sat on the edge of the bed looking at him with heavy eyes.Standing aside, General Gu finally spoke, "Is that why you care about him?"
"Well," Long Tian said in a low voice, "I know you can't understand, but he is my relative, I don't want anything to happen to him," he paused, his voice became softer, "I don't want anything to happen to you either. "
The lonely general's heart trembled: "Why?"
"Because I only have the two of you in this world..." Long Tiancai said in a low voice. He is not a person who can endure loneliness, and at the same time he is not a person who is easy to talk to others. So far, he has only had a close relationship with these two people. Without them, he couldn't imagine how to live alone in this strange dynasty.
"I regard Yun Xian as my younger brother, but you," he looked up, "I will tell you personally after I figure out how I feel about you."
The lonely general looked at him, and this man's eyes were rare and quiet. He stared at him for a while, couldn't help but kissed him on the forehead, and hugged him horizontally: "You are tired, go back to sleep, the wrist The injury should also be treated, and I will apply medicine to you."
Long Tiantian was indeed tired, so he didn't refuse, and shrank into his arms: "Is there anything wrong with him?"
"No, if it doesn't work, I'll call a doctor tomorrow to have a look."
"Ah."
Yun Xian's consciousness was fuzzy, he felt sore all over his body, and couldn't exert any strength. This symptom was exactly the same as the feeling after being steamed by a certain man countless times before. He couldn't help whispering: "Hey, I'm cold..."
He thought that the man would come over and hug him when he heard it, but he waited but there was no movement, and finally opened his eyes. It was already bright outside, and the surroundings were a little strange. The thing is, this is the first time the Gu in his body showed its power, he never thought it would be so painful.
His body was still uncomfortably cold, even though the culprit was that person, but at this moment he had the urge to plunge into that person's arms to keep warm, so he couldn't help covering his eyes with one hand, and leaned against him in a low voice.
At this time, the door creaked open, and several people came in. Seeing this, Long Tian hurriedly ran over and threw himself on the bed: "Oh! Xiao Yunxian! You finally woke up!"
Yun Xian groaned: "Don't press me down, it's uncomfortable."
Long Tian got up: "How are you? Do you want to call a doctor? Oh, are you hungry? I'll let the kitchen cook for you."
Yun Xian's heart warmed up: "I'm not hungry, I'm fine, just sleep, don't worry."
Long Tian nodded, then rubbed over: "Xiao Yunxian, what is that thing on your shoulder?"
Xiao Chong was also in the room, upon hearing this, he waved his fan and asked with a smile, "Is it a Gu?"
Yun Xian responded: "Love Gu."
Long Tiantian's eyes widened: "Is it the kind of Gu that will immediately fall in love with others after being cast?"
"..." Yunxian said, "Brother, you've watched too many TV shows. This kind of thing can only control the body, not the nerves."
"What is the use?"
"..." Yun Xian's expression was a little distorted, "Brother, don't ask."
Long Tiantian bit his finger and thought for a while, then stretched out his paw and said with a pure face: "Could it be that the person who made the voodoo wants to have sex with you...you can't refuse?" He paused, "Eh, then you were What's going on? I remember that there are aphrodisiac ingredients...uh..." He blinked and became more pure, "If you want to have sex with others... it will hurt so much?"
"..." Yun Xian turned over silently, without saying a word, which was regarded as acquiescing.
As soon as Long Tiancai grasped his hand, he said almost compassionately: "Xiao Yunxian, why do you think you are always so unlucky? It's nothing more than being raped by a man. From now on, you can only have sex with him, visiting brothels and small girls. The Guanguan feels aggrieved, so many beauties can be seen or touched, do you think you are miserable?"
"Brother, you are enough, stop talking..."
Long Tiancai continued: "Xiao Yunxian, I really want to meet your man, why do you think he is so talented?"
"...You are really enough."
"I think he's quite a fun guy. Do you have tools? What kind of bindings, whips, dripping wax..."
"……You think too much."
"Hey, I think the binding is good, Xiao Yunxian, you are so beautiful, if you are naked and tied with a circle of red thread, it would be really... tsk tsk... I couldn't help but be tempted, hey, the chain is actually not bad... Really, Consider it."
"..."
The little prince was dragged out by the lonely general in the end, because his words became more and more blunt, and people couldn't bear to listen to them. Yunxian finally escaped from the clutches of the devil, slept again, and his body recovered almost, and they set out on the road again. keep playing.
Shenghua's army marched back to the imperial city. In addition to the victory, the heroic deeds of the little prince also gradually spread, and it became the most talked about topic after tea and dinner.
So when a few people who were visiting that day passed by a teahouse and stopped to drink tea, they heard the latest rumors being told vividly at the next table: "If you want to talk about our little prince of Shenghua, he is really a young hero. He is not afraid of life and death. In the enemy camp, they had a long talk with Yun Xian, the military commander of Beimo, and they made Yun Xian bow his head and proclaim him a vassal. The two fought bloody battles, with one enemy a hundred, they killed thousands of enemies. Dorji seriously injured Urla, the great king of Vidan, and then the lone general led the army to rush there, beating that Beimo to the point of crying and howling!"
As soon as the words were finished, Long Tiancai and Yun Xian sipped tea together, leaned on the table and coughed violently: "Cough cough cough..."
Long Tiancai coughed for a long time before raising his head. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he twitched the corner of his mouth: "The tea...is a bit hot..."
Here, Yun Xian also looked up from the table, and the two looked at each other, poured a cup of tea, clinked glasses, and drank it all in one gulp.
Xiao Chong was surprised: "What are you?"
"It's nothing, just feeling a little emotional," Long Tian said, "It's the first time it has become a hot topic nowadays, and I'm not used to it."
"That's right," Yun Xian said, "It's the first time in a long time that you've appeared on Gossip Entertainment Weekly, you can't understand our feelings."
Both General Gu and Xiao Chong fell into silence, and after a while Xiao Chong asked, "What exactly does this mean?"
"Yo, it's very good. Ask if you know what you don't understand," Long Tian praised, "It's not like a certain facial paralysis who keeps silent when he doesn't understand, and pretends to be deep when he has nothing to do. Does he think he can figure it out by being silent?"
A certain facial paralysis: "..."
Xiao Chong frowned: "Then what did you mean just now?"
Long Tian spread his hands: "No comment."
"..."
The topic over there changed at some point, and one person said: "The Mid-Autumn Festival will be in a few days."
"Yes, I hope that people will last forever, and there will be a bright moon for thousands of miles."
"Pfft!" Long Tiantian couldn't help spraying again.
"Oh, he was burned again." Yun Xian looked at the crowd and said, then dragged someone who was still coughing fiercely, and quickly rushed to a small corner to nest: "Brother, are you okay?"
"No, what the hell is going on? They plagiarized, pirated!"
Yun Xian nodded in agreement: "That's right, it also means the moon. You see, Su Shi knows how to use it a lot. How can it be written by someone here? It's so vulgar!"
"That's not the point," Long Tian stared at him, "The point is what's going on here?"
Yun Xian sighed: "Brother, since history has changed, the great man we are familiar with may not even be born, do you know that?"
"of course."
"Then you see that there is tea here, which means that someone invented tea tasting, and that there is paper, which means that someone invented papermaking, and there are a series of things such as tables and chairs. Do you understand what I mean?"
Long Tian nodded blankly: "There is always the first person to eat crabs, but this person may not be familiar to us."
"Well, but I think there is a definite number in the dark. You see, the imperial city of Zenan Kingdom is Jianye, which was the name only after Sun Quan moved the capital of the Three Kingdoms. But here obviously did not experience the Three Kingdoms, but there is still Jianye. Not only that, but I also found that the origins of some idioms and festivals are similar to those we are familiar with," Yunxian said, "so maybe one day you will hear some famous phrases from other people, but the source is someone who is completely stranger to us, brother, you You'll get used to it slowly."
Long Tiancai nodded again in a daze, then looked at him: "You said that if I write a few famous poems, will I be famous forever?"
Yun Xian looked at him for a while: "I really haven't thought about this problem."
Long Tiancai came back with his head held high, poured a cup of tea, and coughed lightly: "A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and you will be three people facing each other."
Everyone was shocked and looked at him in unison, General Gu and Xiao Chong also looked at him in surprise.
Long Tiancai opened his mouth at the moment of Wan Lai, opened his mouth again, put down the teacup at last, and turned his head silently: "Let's go, let's go."
After saying that, he left first, climbed into the carriage under the watchful eyes of everyone, and disappeared instantly.Yun Xian followed him in surprise, sat next to him and looked left and right: "Brother, why don't you continue reading? How famous is Li Bai's "Drinking Alone under the Moon"?"
Long Tian was expressionless: "I know."
"Then why don't you read it?"
Long Tian was silent, and after a while he finally wanted to cry but said without tears: "I forgot what is below..."
"...Huh? Hahahaha!" Yun Xian was stunned for a moment, then twitched instantly.
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