General, hold on

The carriage galloped all the way, and only slowed down a little after exiting Helan Mountain.

"Pfft ha ha ha," Yun Xian laughed loudly in the car, "Hey bro, didn't he, he really kissed me? So real?"

"Well, before I finished speaking..." Long Tian said, and quietly kicked over, "Have you laughed enough?"

Only then did Yun Xian restrain himself a little, and rubbed his face gossipingly: "Did he stick out his tongue?"

"..."

"Since you've said everything, why don't you just say it all," Yun Xian moved forward again, gently encouraging, "Tell me everything, brother, you're not a girl, why are you awkward?"

"Actually, I don't really know..." Long Tiantian said with difficulty, "My mind went blank at the time, and the time he kissed was short, who knows if he has..."

Yun Xian couldn't believe it: "It's blank? Can't tell, brother," he marveled, "I didn't expect you to be so innocent."

"Your pure love, I was just caught off guard," Long Tiancai emphasized, "Unprepared, understand?"

"Okay, okay," Yun Xian nodded, and then asked, "How do you feel? Oh, I know you don't remember, I mean, will you feel sick afterwards?"

"..." Long Tiantian sighed, and told the truth, "No."

"Oh——" Yun Xian prolonged his voice, very playful.Long Tiantian naturally knew what he meant, and said helplessly: "You don't understand, actually there is something I haven't told you."

"Oh? What?"

"Facial paralysis has the same name and surname as the killer who killed me, and they have the same face."

"..." Yun Xian was startled, "What a coincidence?"

Long Tian nodded: "When I just woke up, I thought it was a killer who tied me to a small courtyard in the suburbs and asked me to play a costume drama with him. Don't laugh when you've had enough, listen to me," he said slowly, " I didn’t know it until later, you have a deeper feeling than me, so you naturally know what it’s like to be alone in a strange world.”

Yun Xian recalled those days, and couldn't help saying: "It's very uncomfortable, I have no relatives."

"That's right," Long Tian said, "But at that time, there happened to be a person around me whose appearance I had known before. Even though that person treated me badly in the original world and had no friendship with him, he still..."

Yun Xian took it over: "But in this strange world, there is still a sense of intimacy, right?"

"Well, so although I was very upset with his face at first, but unconsciously, my attitude towards him is closer than that of others. I know he has thoughts about me. To be honest, I don't hate it, but..." Long Tiancai sighed, "But I'm really not gay..."

"Hey, what does this have to do with being gay? Don't you have any resistance to his kiss?" Yun Xian analyzed with a smile, "So you just don't know what you think about him, but I have a way." He shrank back, and then said, "Brother, why don't you just go to bed and try?"

"..." Long Tiantian silently turned his head to look at him.

Yun Xian coughed dryly: "I'm just proposing, proposing."

Long Tiancai originally wanted to scold him, but after watching him for a while, he suddenly noticed something, squinted his eyes and stepped forward: "Xiao Yunxian~I found that you don't seem to reject such things~Why?"

"..."

Long Tiancai pinched his chin: "Xiao Yunxian, you have this face, and you were once a prisoner in an era when the south wind was booming. Well, I won't ask about your 'front'. Is your virginity still there?"

"..."

"Okay, I understand," Long Tiantian patted his head and asked with interest, "Who is your first man?"

"..."

"Don't resist so much, you've pried away so much gossip from me, now it's my turn," Long Tian leaned over and smiled kindly, "Before you answer my other question, how many times have you had?" men? Ten or twenty?"

Yun Xian seemed to be stimulated by his words, and blurted out: "Isn't one enough? How many do you want me to have?"

"Oh~"

"..." Yun Xian buried his head in his palm silently, "You are simply too evil..."

Long Tiancai smiled: "Come on, tell me his name."

Yun Xian didn't answer, he was thinking about how to change the topic when he was surprised that the carriage stopped suddenly, the two were startled, only to hear Mu Zi whisper: "Master, there are people blocking the way ahead."

Long Tiancai was surprised: "Who?"

"Bandit."

"Wow bandits." Long Tiancai said excitedly, and exchanged a glance with Yunxian, the two hurriedly opened the curtain, only to hear Muzi added in a low voice: "We are not the ones who robbed."

The two looked up, and there were two carriages parked on the road in front of them, and there was a group of horses and horses in front of the carriages. The leader with thick eyebrows and big eyes, carrying a long knife, was riding on the horse and looking down at them. The coachman ran away in fright without waiting for him to speak. The man didn't mind and let them run away. He stared at the front carriage and waved his hand.

The people behind him had to order, quickly stepped forward to drag the people off the carriage, and then separated several people into the second carriage, and began to move things down.

"You... You guys are so bold... Do you know who I am?" The man in the car had a fat head and ears, and he looked like a rich man. He was accompanied by a suave young man who was tall He was taller than him, but he squeezed a square scarf into his arms, and whispered, "Master, I'm so scared...so scared...will they do something to us?"

No matter how you looked at the scene, it was so cold, Long Tiancai and Yun Xian shuddered suddenly, and the group of bandits couldn't help but froze in unison. The corner of the leader's mouth twitched slightly, and then said back to God: "I don't care." Who are you, don't talk if you want to survive."

The fat man seemed to have never seen such a scene before, his face turned pale with shock, but he still tremblingly said: "I tell you, my uncle is a high official in the capital, how dare you rob me, I... ah... ..." Before he finished speaking, a bandit put a knife on his neck: "Shut up!"

His legs went limp and he collapsed on the ground.

But the person in his arms did not fall down, but stood aside and continued to hold the square scarf and groaned, "I'm so scared... so scared... I haven't even pinched an ant to death, so I'll kill you with this knife." What should I do if I see blood? I will definitely faint... Really..."

"..." The bandit couldn't help but said, "The knife isn't on your neck."

The man didn't seem to hear it, and said, "Ah, I'm so scared...so scared..."

"..."

Long Tiancai and Yunxian looked at each other, these thieves simply treated them as air, the little prince immediately ordered Muzi to drive the carriage forward and stop beside the two carriages.

The bandit originally thought that the people in this carriage would wait until they had robbed them before leaving, or they would simply turn around and run away in fright, but they did not expect to come up. The fat man noticed the existence of the third carriage, and it was as if he had seen a savior. Shouted: "Help, help!"

Long Tian and the others came down, and walked slowly across the carriage to him: "I heard that your uncle is a high-ranking official, so how much will you give us if we save you?"

The fat man raised his head, startled for a moment, and almost forgot to be afraid. These two people are really handsome. Normally, he would not let this kind of beauty go by. look at.

The leader could no longer pretend not to see them, and said coldly, "Who are you? If you don't want to die, don't worry about it!"

Long Tiancai looked up at him, and said in surprise: "I wanted to ask just now, don't you guys say any lines when you rob?"

The man was startled: "The lines?"

Yun Xian smiled: "It's like I opened this road, I planted this tree, if I want to live on from now on, I will keep money to buy roads and so on."

The man was stunned again, nodded and said: "That makes sense," and then ordered his subordinates, "Remember this sentence, we will say that next time."

"Yes."

Long Tiancai and Yun Xian: "..."

The man asked again, "Who are you?"

Long Tiantian still didn't answer, pointing at the person who kept moving things: "Actually, I still want to ask, since there is no one in that carriage, why don't you just take it back to the cottage? It's not too tiring to move around." Is it?"

The bandits who were moving things were startled, and looked at the man in unison, with a look of pain on their faces.

"..." The man was startled, and nodded slowly, "Yes...it makes sense, come on, put it back."

"……Yes."

Long Tiancai and Yun Xian: "..."

The man asked for the third time, and was furious: "Who the hell are you?!"

"We were just passing by," Long Tian said, looking down at the fat man, "We saved you, how much will you pay?"

The fat man hurriedly said: "As long as you save me, I will give you whatever you want. My uncle has plenty of money."

"How about 5000 taels?"

"it is good!"

Long Tiantian and Yunxian looked at each other, this is equivalent to 500 taels of gold, how big is this official?Long Tiantian ordered: "Xiao Yunxian, ask him to make a written statement, and don't forget to ask him to write his uncle's name on it."

Yun Xian responded, and went back to the carriage to get a pen and paper. The young man next to him was stunned, and looked at Yun Xian calmly. Long Tian glanced at him, secretly thinking that this person had heard Yun Xian's name before?

Yun Xian came back quickly and asked the fat man to sign. The bandit leader seemed to have never seen people like them, and kept watching silently. His subordinates continued to pretend, and quickly put them back together: "Boss, the pretending is over."

He nodded, finally looked at the young man, and said, "This young man is quite handsome, come on, let him..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the young man plunged into Long Tiancai's arms immediately, even though he was taller than Long Tiancai, he still had no regrets: "I'm so scared, what are they going to do... ...really..."

Long Tiancai: "..."

Yun Xian: "..."

"..." The man froze when he saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched, he swallowed all the remaining words, he ignored Long Tiantian and others, but ordered, "Let's go back to the village."

"Hey, wait," Long Tiancai yelled hurriedly, tearing the person in his arms apart, "Don't go, we said we want to save people, you have to make us act like that?"

"what do you want?"

Long Tiantian patted Muzi: "Fight with him. If you win, you will take away the looted things together with this young man. If you lose, you will share half of the things with us."

The man thought for a while: "Why do I feel that we are at a disadvantage..."

Long Tian raised his eyebrows: "Don't you dare?"

The man immediately became angry: "Whoever dares not dare, come here!" He dismounted as he spoke, and stepped forward with a long knife on his shoulder.

"Come on," Long Tiancai greeted the rest of the bandits, "Buy and leave, make a bet."

Those mountain thieves like to gamble, and the two of them have not reached the point of life and death. At this time, they stepped forward one after another, and almost all of them overwhelmed their boss. no pressure.

The thieves looked at it and secretly thought that if the boss loses, they will get all the compensation, so someone wanted to overwhelm Muzi, Long Tian suddenly raised his voice: "As a younger brother, you don't even believe your boss, how can you make your boss feel so embarrassed?" ?”

Everyone immediately looked at him in unison, their eyes like knives, the man trembled, took back his gambling money, and turned to beat the boss.

Long Tiancai continued: "And you, my boss is working so hard there, and you're just suppressing him so much, isn't it obvious that you don't believe him? You really broke his heart!"

The thieves were ashamed by what he said, and rushed to spend their money. Some people didn't want to do it, but the situation forced them to do so.

The fat man was so frightened that he stared blankly, while the young man at the side rolled his eyes, stepped forward with a smile, and pressed Muzi.

Long Tian glanced at him and said nothing.

The winner was soon decided over there, Muzi was one of the guards out of a hundred, so naturally he had nothing to say about his skill, he quickly put the sword on the man's throat, the man played very well, he didn't become angry when he lost, he laughed: "Okay skill!"

Muzi clasped his fists: "Acceptance." Then he walked back.

The man said: "I would like to bet and admit defeat. I will give you half of the things. Come on, give them."

Everyone was silent, as if they didn't hear what he said, but looked at them with despair and teary eyes... Their money, that's their blood!

"..."

The young man was happy, and wanted to take his own gambling capital. Long Tian put all the money into a bag, patted his face, thinking about it, don't think I can't see that you are in the same group, he said with a smile : "The money you win will be our thank you for saving you, that's it."

That person: "..."

In the end, the boss of the bandit moved those things down by himself. He finished the move silently, and then left in a messy face under the eyes of his subordinates.

Long Tiancai kicked the fat man: "Here, I'll give you the carriage, go by yourself."

Only then did the fat man come back to his senses: "My money and things..."

"We said to save you, but we didn't say anything to save you." Long Tiancai threw some broken silver, "Save this for food, if you save some money, you should be able to go to the capital, oh, of course, the premise is that you know how to save. "

The fat man got angry, but when he saw Muzi beside him, he had no choice but to give up: "You better not let me see you in the capital, or I want you to look good!"

After he finished speaking, he left, Long Tian took the newly earned money, and pulled Yun Xian leisurely back to the carriage, the young man stepped forward with a smile: "Master~ You saved him, and he will be yours from now on. "

Yun Xian stood aside and watched with a smile, while Long Tiancai slapped his hands off expressionlessly: "Follow if you want, don't call it so intimate, I don't know you well."

"..."

Long Tiancai continued to drag Yun Xian away, the man squinted at their backs, said "Hey" in a low voice, "Interesting."

The car was full of newly acquired trophies, and the man could only sit outside with Muzi. Before getting into the car, Yun Xian asked, "What's your name?"

The man twitched: "He has followed you, and you can call him whatever you say."

Yun Xian raised his eyebrows, then rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Well, well, it is said that a cheap life is easy to raise, so let's call it Xiaocao."

"Yes."

A few people started on the road again and arrived at Chang'an. It was already evening, and they found a famous inn to stay in, and then gathered together for dinner. , do you remember what we discussed? Since you don't know what you think about facial paralysis, why don't you try this and see if you are straight or not."

The corner of Long Tiancai's mouth twitched: "Not interested."

"Don't, give it a try, or the target can only be facial paralysis, but he's not here now, where can you find it..." Yun Xian stopped suddenly as he spoke.

Long Tiancai was surprised: "What?"

Yun Xian didn't answer, but raised his hand stiffly.

Long Tiancai turned his back to the door of the inn, and turned his head slowly at this moment, also shocked.

General Gu knew that these two people would not be able to produce holy flowers, and the only bustling town near Helan Mountain was Chang'an, so he rode his horse and ran all the way, and then found each inn, and now he finally found it.

The power on his body is very strong, looking straight at them, Xiaocao knew that this person must have a lot of background, turned his eyes, and nestled into Long Tiancai's arms with a face of fear: "Master, who is he?"

General Lone froze, came over and sat down.

Long Tiancai was already startled, and had no time to care about the person in his arms: "Why are you here?"

The lonely general put the kitchen knife brought from the barracks on the table silently, calmly, and calmly, looked coldly at Yun Xian who eloped with the young prince, and at the young man who was obviously not like a young man, without saying a word.

Xiaocao: "..."

Long Tiancai, Yunxian, Muzi: "..."