Cannon Fodder's Rebirth

Back in the dormitory, Jiang Xi touched his pocket only to realize that he forgot to bring the key when he went out, so he had to knock on the door, but he couldn't open it for a long time.

"Who is it?" After dawdling for 3 minutes, this sentence came from inside, and it was Jin Shi'an's voice.

"I, Jiangxi."

"Oh, it's Concubine Ai who is back." Jin Shi'an could change his identity, sex, and gender anytime and anywhere. He opened the door halfway while speaking, dragged Jiang Xi's arm to drag him in, and then locked it again immediately.

As soon as Jiang Xi came in, he immediately understood what was going on in this dormitory, and the brothers were secretly cooking hot pot again!The two chairs were put together to put the pot, and all the places around it were full of food. Jiangxi's washbasin was also taken out, covered with plastic wrap, and filled with a pot of vegetables. It seemed that it had just started.

"Hey? It's rich enough? Where did you get it?" All kinds of hot pot meatballs, all kinds of seasonal vegetables, and even mutton rolls and beef rolls are also available in sufficient quantities. In this special period when access is inconvenient, it is really rare to see. .

"Thank you, fourth brother. My father brought it here by car." The fourth brother is Qu Jianfeng. Jin Shi'an gave up his chair to Jiangxi, and moved a stack of books to use as a chair. Sitting on it as if practicing.

The second brother next to him brought Jiangxi a pair of disposable sanitary chopsticks, but Jiangxi didn't pick it up, and first offered the butterfly cakes he was carrying in his hand: "I haven't washed my hands yet! I'll wash my hands first. "Jiangxi usually pays attention to personal hygiene, but during the SARS period, he has to be even more careful.

"Wait, wait, I'll watch the door for you!" You must be cautious about this matter. If you are caught eating hot pot with electricity in the dormitory, you will be punished later, and the pot should be confiscated as if it was too hot.

When Jiang Xi came back after washing his hands, he already knew that it was Qu Jianfeng who caught Black A today and lost a hot pot meal for everyone.Anyway, his family opened a hot pot restaurant. Since SARS, the waiters couldn't stay, and they all ran back to their hometown. In addition, there were very few customers, so they simply closed the business first.Today Qu Jianfeng called home and said that he wanted to eat hot pot. His father made the things, washed them in different categories, and wrapped them in plastic wrap before delivering them. The service is warm and thoughtful. The entrance is very convenient.

"It's time for the building manager to come over to collect the thermometer, so hurry up and eat." The boss from Shuibo Liangshan is the head of the dormitory, reminding him while taking a rice bowl cover and pulling crab sticks into his mouth.

"Wouldn't it be too hot to eat this thing?" The third brother immediately pointed out the fact.

"It's okay, I heard the building manager came to collect me and I'll send it out first, and then I'll be stopped outside." Jin Shi'an didn't care.

"I haven't filled it yet, have I?" Jiang Xi wanted to drop his chopsticks as he spoke.Every dormitory in the school is equipped with a thermometer, and it is required to take the temperature in the morning and evening. At first, everyone really took the test, but later they just filled in the numbers to fool them.

"My concubine, I'm afraid you'll be too happy to go on a date, so I'll fill it in for you first. Your body temperature is 36 degrees today."

Jiang Xi was already accustomed to Jin Shian calling him anything, and he responded cooperatively: "The emperor is still the most filial father."

Master Jin threw away his chopsticks and moved out to grab Jiang Xi's chest with the milk-grabbing dragon claw in Zhou Xingchi's "The Deer and Ding Tale": "Emiang, the baby needs milk!" This identity is too changeable, and it is difficult to change at any time No.

Holding the rice bowl and leaning back, Jiang Xi dodged left and right to avoid the attack, almost knocking over the chair, but was supported by the second child next to him, who taught Jin Shian a lesson.

"Fifth, you can't go out to date your wife recently, are you going crazy?"

"Hey? Second brother, are you jealous?" Jin Shi'an withdrew his hands with a playful smile, and his mouth was not forgiving: "Eat mine or Jiangxi's?"

"Boss, are you going to take care of Fifth Brother's family law?" Jiang Xi asked the boss for help after sitting upright.

The boss clinked glasses with the third child firmly and then gave Jiang Xi a look: "Let your fourth brother watch and deal with it."

Qu Jian has a big shoulder and a round waist, and his figure resembles the executioner in charge of beheading in an ancient costume movie. When he heard this, he was stuffing a well-boiled fat cow into his mouth. He was a little burned, and he directly gave six vague words: "At night Give it to you!"

Seeing that he was about to go from emperor to father-in-law, Jin Shian was not annoyed, he got up with a small crispy sausage in his mouth, raised his leg, and sat astride Qu Jianfeng's lap. , his hands were still groping on Qu Jianfeng's chest muscles.

"Fuck!" Qu Jianfeng knew that this was Jin Shi'an's sincerity, and he usually sees him as the most disgusting thing, intentionally coming to abuse people.

Satisfied with tormenting the person into a constipated face, Jin Shi'an swallowed the crispy sausage in one gulp, put away the wolf's claws and prepared to come down.But this time it was Qu Jianfeng's turn to quit. Relying on his physical strength, he lifted Jin Shi'an's buttocks and threw him on the bed behind him. Turn around and call Jiangxi.

"Sixth brother, bring the fruit knife from our bedroom to fourth brother, I must eunuch him to eliminate the harm for our bedroom today!"

Jiang Xi pretended to agree, but he didn't really take it.That thing has no eyes, and even if it's not intentional, it's not good if it gets scratched. After all, he's mentally older, so he's relatively stable in this respect.

The others booed together, and Jin Shi'an started howling "Fourth brother, please!" to save his belt.

After messing around, he heard the sound of someone knocking on the door next door to collect the thermometer, so Qu Jianfeng hurriedly let go of Jin Shi'an and kicked him out to hand in the thermometer.Jin Laowu is a master who can bend, stretch and stretch all directions, and can make extraordinary relationships with anyone.

Sure enough, Jin Shian came back after 1 minute.Maybe I was a little thirsty just howling, so I started looking for water from cups to drink, but when I tried it, Jiangxi's thermos cup was full. I opened it and was about to pour it into my stomach, only to find out that it was Chinese medicine.

"Lao Liu, haven't you taken the medicine at noon?" Now the school also decocts the traditional Chinese medicine for preventing and treating SARS at noon every day, and the head of the dormitory will bring it back and distribute it to everyone.

"Fifth brother, your upper brain memory has declined." Jiang Xi ate the boiled lettuce first, and then added the second half of the sentence: "Didn't you drag me out at noon?"

"Hey you little Jiangzi, go out and learn to be disrespectful, right? After a while, the boss and the others go to the movies, I must kill you! Tell me, do you choose to rape first and then kill? Or kill first?" Rape later? Or kill while raping?"

Jiang Xi held up the disposable paper cup sent by the fourth brother's father, followed by the beer poured by the third brother, and looked back at Jin Shi'an sideways: "It doesn't matter, but I must call first and ask the fifth sister-in-law to sneak in and visit your house." Bestiality!"

"..."

Jin Shi'an swung his shoulders and was about to attack Jiangxi, but was stopped by the second child next to him.

"Hurry up and sit down and eat it! Didn't the fat cow go into the stomach of the fourth child?"

The reminder from the second child was very necessary, and Jin Shi'an began to shake off his cheeks in the rest of the time.Ordinarily, hot pot is not convenient to eat too quickly. Fortunately, the rice bowl is big enough for him to scoop up half of the bowl first, and eat it while it is cold.

After the meal, it really got dark. Everyone stretched out their hands to help, and quickly packed up their things. The next step was to discuss where to go to watch a movie.

After the closure of the school, the entertainment life is too boring. The school will show different open-air movies in several places on the campus every evening.If Jiang Xi and the others didn't get together to play cards or surf the Internet separately after dinner in their dormitory, they would probably gang up and go to the football field or the science and technology building to watch movies together.Except for Jin Shi'an, of course, his girlfriend has provided him with great convenience for dating at this school. Usually, he would take his girlfriend into the depths of the dense forest at this time...

According to the information collected by my brothers during the day, two foreign war comedy movies will be shown at the Science and Technology Building tonight, "You Run and I Run" and "Escape from the Tiger's Mouth".There will be two old action movies by Tsui Hark on the side of the football field, the exact titles of which have not yet been found out.

In fact, no matter which movie it is, almost everyone has already watched it. In the past, no matter where you go to watch it, you will go there with a large group of people. The picture is very lively.But today's movies from the two sides created a disagreement in the dormitory. The eldest brother, the second child, and the third child tend to watch war comedies. Movies like "Run and I" are too classic. Jiang Xi has watched them several times in his previous life. Even now I can't help laughing when I think of the phrase "ToBeorNottoBe".However, the fourth brother, Qu Jianfeng, is a diehard Tsui Hark fan. Even if he can memorize the lines of director Xu's movies so well, he is still determined to watch it again.

After dinner, Jin Shi'an was called away by his girlfriend's call to summon the beast, and the remaining five were divided into two groups, the eldest, the second, and the third went to watch war movies, while Jiang Xi was dragged by Qu Jianfeng to accompany him Go see an action movie.

By the time the two of them arrived at the football field, "New Dragon Inn", released in [-] and filmed on location in Dunhuang, had already been playing for a while.There are no seats for open-air movies. Girls who are afraid of the cold will bring their own cushions or something. Young men who are afraid of getting dirty can cover the sky with a newspaper. People like Qu Jianfeng simply pull Jiang Xi sat down on the ground directly.

"Do you know who I like the most in this movie?" It's hard for Qu Jianfeng to watch it so many times without blinking his eyes.

"Who else can I like? Either Jin Xiangyu or Qiu Moyan!" Maggie Cheung and Brigitte Lin, this is an obvious answer, he thinks that Qu Jianfeng will never like Liang Jiahui.

"Wrong! My favorite is the little tartar! That deboning technique is so fucking awesome!"

"..." Jiang Xi was actually not in the mood to watch a movie. He had been holding it in for so long, so he wanted to find a chance to call Zhong Yifan to ask about the situation, so he casually said, "You really have a strong taste."

"Little Tartar is really handsome, I like it too!"

A voice suddenly echoed from Qu Jianfeng's side, and Jiang Xi raised his head to look over, and it turned out to be Tong Le.

Tong Le poked his head and bared his teeth and gave him a laugh. The sound of the movie was very loud, as if he had said something, but Jiang Xi couldn't hear it clearly, so he didn't pay attention.

When the Tartar arrived, a sharp knife made it fly up and down, and Cao Shaoqin's leg was chopped off into a human bone specimen.In view of the fact that it was a bit bloody, many girls present fell on the shoulders of their boyfriends with their eyes blindfolded.

Taking advantage of Qu Jianfeng's obsession with Tartar's bone-cutting knife skills to the point that his eyes protruded, Jiang Xi whispered in his ear to go to the bathroom, and then slipped away quietly.

Finding a secluded place, I took out my mobile phone and was about to call Zhong Yifan, only to find that there were three missed calls on it, all of which were from Zhong Yifan.It may be that the sound of the movie was too loud just now, so I didn't hear it.

After hastily dialing back, Jiang Xi heard the sound of boarding on the airport announcement.

"Why didn't you answer the phone? The phone will be turned off immediately after boarding." Zhong Yifan's voice was a little anxious, but it was still very gentle, more likely it was concern.

"I was dragged by my classmates to watch a movie. It was too noisy and I didn't hear it. I finally found a chance to be alone for a while. Are you going to the S province?"

"Well, the broadcast has already boarded the plane, and I'll call you when I get there." After saying this, Zhong Yifan thought of something: "Forget it, it's already late over there, I guess your roommates should be sleeping, tomorrow morning Call you!"

"Send a message, I'll wait no matter how late, and let me know the situation when you arrive safely." Otherwise, I'll be thinking about not being able to sleep well.

"Okay, then I'll hang up first." Probably Assistant Luo was urging beside him, and Jiang Xi hurriedly responded.

After finishing the call with Zhong Yifan, just as Jiang Xi put away his phone thoughtfully, someone patted his shoulder from behind.

Tong Le didn't know when he followed, Jiang Xi was too focused on talking on the phone, so he didn't notice anything.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Xi asked after putting away the phone.

"No, I just want to say sorry for my brother. Don't mind if he drank too much and talked nonsense today!" Tong Le apologized sincerely. I didn't pay much attention to that matter, and I couldn't talk about whether I minded or not.Coupled with Zhong Yifan's sudden accident, maybe Tong Le didn't mention it, he couldn't even think of Tong Huan coming.

"Normal, I've had too much to drink, so I can understand." Jiang Xi turned around and walked back as he spoke, Tong Le chased him and walked side by side with him.

"Actually, don't misunderstand me. My brother is not interested in Brother Fan. You know that Brother Fan used to have a good time. Maybe—"

"I really didn't misunderstand." Stopping, Jiang Xi interrupted Tong Le, smiling slightly, but his eyes were scrutinizing.

This is a very clear indication of wanting to end this topic.

Tong Le was taken aback, Jiangxi gave him a very unclear feeling.Looking at him, he is actually such a person who is easy to round and flatten, but if you get closer, you will find that there is something strong in his bones, which is not as easy to approach as it seems on the surface.

This made Tong Le a little curious about Jiang Xi again, even if his brother hadn't instructed him to be friends with Jiang Xi first, he himself wanted to know more about him.But seeing how much his brother offended him, it is estimated that he will also suffer along with him, and making friends is probably going to be a mess.

What's interesting is that life is often so full of drama, and soon Tong Le not only had a chance to prove that he was close to Jiangxi, but even triple-jumped to the point of "cohabitation"!