The Gate of Fate of the Martial Arts Leader
Chapter 36 Banana Pie
Afterwards, a group of people went out to play games.
Because someone suggested that the weather is good today, suitable for sitting on the grass and basking in the sun.
The head of Banana Pie also participated in this event.
So, a dozen people formed a circle.
"Please close your eyes when it gets dark", everyone here will know it, right?
Everyone present nodded.
In this game, there are killers, yamen, civilians and other characters. Each person draws a piece of paper and has to hide himself so that others will not know his identity.The killer came out to kill at night, and the Yacha was responsible for the detection. The civilians didn't know anything. Then, after dawn, everyone voted together to execute a person who was considered to be the killer.
"Then," said the Banana Pie leader, "I'll be the judge first."
"No." Another said, "I'll be the judge first."
The two couldn't even argue for a while.
The head of Banana Pie said: "Or follow the old rules, rock-paper-scissors?"
"No, no." The man shook his head: "We often play rock-paper-scissors, it's too boring, let's invent something similar!"
"Huh?" asked the leader of Banana Pie, "We invented it ourselves?"
"Yes……!"
"what is that?"
"Let me think about it..." The man pondered for a while: "Let's do this! The three elements are: an old prostitute, a monk from a temple, and the prostitute's son!"
"...?"
"When a prostitute faces a monk, the monk is unmoved, and he still has to preach to her, so the monk wins; when a prostitute faces a hunk's son, after all, he is a mother, so the prostitute wins; when a hunk faces a monk, a hunk can overwhelm the monk, so The macho wins!"
"I see!"
"Huh?" Wu Gong asked in a low voice: "A strong man can overwhelm a monk... what does it mean?"
"It's just that hunks like men!"
The martial arts were low.
This this……
Wu Gongluo thought hard, and didn't even notice that the most unreasonable part of this logic is not the man, but the monk...
Although Wu Gong has already met Hong Zhongshi, but Wu Gong has always thought that, except for Hong Zhongshi, no one else is like this.
"Why..." Wu Gong asked in a low voice: "You all know...men and men can be together?"
"Of course." Someone said: "There are many such things. You see, maybe there are many in our martial arts alliance."
"Oh," Wu Gong heard a "goo" from his throat: "Then, do you think our lord... also... likes men?"
"Did you eat the guts of a leopard! You dare to tell the hexagrams of the leader!"
"what?"
"However, it shouldn't be, because I heard..." Another voice said: "The leader has always had a soft spot for the only daughter of the previous leader...that is a great beauty!"
"..." Wu Gong was dumbfounded.
The only daughter of the former alliance leader...and a great beauty...It seems that she is very suitable.
Although, this is not too far from the expected result, but there is still a stuffy feeling...
What the hell does this happen--
The low martial arts didn't even pay attention to who lost and who won between the two.
When he came back to his senses, the head of Banana Pie had already become a judge.
"Okay." Banana Pie's head said, "Please close your eyes when it gets dark."
Everyone is obedient and obedient.
"The killer is out."
The head of the Banana faction took a closer look, and found that they were all unknown disciples of other factions, and they seemed to have low IQ and martial arts.
But it doesn't matter.
The game is across sects and levels.
"Killer please kill."
The two obviously couldn't make up their minds.
The head of Banana Pie shook his head secretly.
The remaining dozen or so people are all superb in martial arts and extremely intelligent, and they will definitely win this round.
Just as he was thinking about it, the head of the Banana Pie suddenly felt someone covering his mouth and pulling him back forcefully. Then, before he could react, his acupoints were tapped, and he was stumbling around, unable to move or make a sound. .
Looking around, the two disciples who played the killer also suffered the same treatment.
Because the assailant was wearing clothes covered in yellow-green patches, it blended visually with the grass and dirt, and was completely hidden in the background, making it extremely difficult to find. In addition, the three of them were addicted to the game and lacked vigilance. Without noticing, he was easily captured by the opponent.
The head of Banana Pie was dragged out, and two masked men rummaged through him, and finally pulled out Wang Houxiong's secret book, which is the third volume of junior high school, and laughed three times silently, looking very arrogant , Then, with a "swoosh", he ran away.
The head of Banana Pie wants to cry but has no tears.
Then, over there surrounded by a circle of more than a dozen people with world-class martial arts and intelligence, their eyes were still tightly closed: "Why haven't you killed it yet~"
"Yeah, yeah~ so slow~"
"Can you hurry up~?"
"How long will it take~"
"Why is there no response?"
"Yeah, squeak. Like this: squeak! squeak! squeak!"
"You idiot." Someone said, "In that case, wouldn't you know who the killer is?"
"Yes!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hee hee hee!"
The head of Banana Pie yelled in his heart: Idiots, idiots, a bunch of idiots!
After a while, there was still no movement, and someone asked again: "Judge! Can you tell me what happened?"
No response was heard, and the ten people began to discuss: "Why don't we open our eyes and take a look?"
"That's against the rules!" Everyone shook their heads, "Let's wait a little longer and see!"
The head of the Banana Pie was powerless and angry.
In the end, everyone decided to stop the game together.
"One! Two! Three! Go!"
"Master Banana!!!" Someone exclaimed immediately.
"how so!"
"What happened just now?!"
"What the hell happened!"
The head of the Banana School who had unlocked the acupoints touched his empty chest and sobbed, "Secret book... secret book..."
"... Secret recipe?"
"The secret book... was taken away!"
"……scare?!"
"The Demon Cult has come!"
"... Demon Cult? Demon Cult!"
Everyone was stunned.
In just a few days, two copies of the secret book were snatched by the Demon Cult...
"Hurry up... hurry up...!" Gulu, the leader of the Banana Pie, got up from the ground and rushed towards the direction where the group of people were fleeing.
Since the dozen or so people, including those with low martial arts skills, were all masters of lightness kung fu, it didn't take too long. Relying on their own strength, the group managed to catch up with the traitor who stole the secret book.
"Give me back the book~!" the head of Banana Pie shouted.
When the group saw it, they ran even more hastily.
But after all, there is a gap in strength, and the two sides are getting closer and closer.
The leader of the Banana Pie jumped up with a loud "rou", and rushed towards the person who snatched the book.
But that person actually resorted to the sleeve arrow.
"Sleeve arrows, the arrows are short and heavy, shoot out from the sleeves suddenly, and can drive people as far as thirty steps away."
So the leader of Banana Pie fell to the ground with a "pia".
The same is true for the rest of the companions who took the lead in attacking.
Only six sounds of "rou", "rou", "rou", "pia", "pia", and "pia" were heard, and three people were unable to stand up.
"Stop!" The chief disciple of the Scientology School waved his hand to signal everyone to pause.
When the other party saw it, he immediately took the opportunity to hide behind a wall.
This big disciple is the most highly valued by the head of the science school. He is often said to be a military genius, and everyone thinks that he will become the next generation of the head of the science school.
"They should have no hidden arrows! Otherwise, they won't be able to hide!" The big disciple of the science school commanded: "That's it! We will use a collective strategy later!"
"what is it then?"
"We also have some hidden weapons here." The big disciple of the Science School said: "First, we use firepower to suppress!"
"Suppression of firepower?"
"Yes. First, some people kept throwing hidden weapons, so that the other party could not come out. Then, there was a sudden ceasefire, and our vanguard troops rushed up a few steps to find a place to hide. After that, we continued to fire, and then stopped. After a while, the vanguard took a few steps forward and approached the opponent bit by bit! Repeatedly, because the opponent didn't know the time of our pause, they must not dare to poke their heads out and act rashly. This is fire suppression!"
Everyone present was deeply impressed——
"We must snatch back this Wang Houxiong's third-year junior high school secret book." The chief disciple of the Science School said again: "It must never fall into the hands of the Demon Sect again."
Because someone suggested that the weather is good today, suitable for sitting on the grass and basking in the sun.
The head of Banana Pie also participated in this event.
So, a dozen people formed a circle.
"Please close your eyes when it gets dark", everyone here will know it, right?
Everyone present nodded.
In this game, there are killers, yamen, civilians and other characters. Each person draws a piece of paper and has to hide himself so that others will not know his identity.The killer came out to kill at night, and the Yacha was responsible for the detection. The civilians didn't know anything. Then, after dawn, everyone voted together to execute a person who was considered to be the killer.
"Then," said the Banana Pie leader, "I'll be the judge first."
"No." Another said, "I'll be the judge first."
The two couldn't even argue for a while.
The head of Banana Pie said: "Or follow the old rules, rock-paper-scissors?"
"No, no." The man shook his head: "We often play rock-paper-scissors, it's too boring, let's invent something similar!"
"Huh?" asked the leader of Banana Pie, "We invented it ourselves?"
"Yes……!"
"what is that?"
"Let me think about it..." The man pondered for a while: "Let's do this! The three elements are: an old prostitute, a monk from a temple, and the prostitute's son!"
"...?"
"When a prostitute faces a monk, the monk is unmoved, and he still has to preach to her, so the monk wins; when a prostitute faces a hunk's son, after all, he is a mother, so the prostitute wins; when a hunk faces a monk, a hunk can overwhelm the monk, so The macho wins!"
"I see!"
"Huh?" Wu Gong asked in a low voice: "A strong man can overwhelm a monk... what does it mean?"
"It's just that hunks like men!"
The martial arts were low.
This this……
Wu Gongluo thought hard, and didn't even notice that the most unreasonable part of this logic is not the man, but the monk...
Although Wu Gong has already met Hong Zhongshi, but Wu Gong has always thought that, except for Hong Zhongshi, no one else is like this.
"Why..." Wu Gong asked in a low voice: "You all know...men and men can be together?"
"Of course." Someone said: "There are many such things. You see, maybe there are many in our martial arts alliance."
"Oh," Wu Gong heard a "goo" from his throat: "Then, do you think our lord... also... likes men?"
"Did you eat the guts of a leopard! You dare to tell the hexagrams of the leader!"
"what?"
"However, it shouldn't be, because I heard..." Another voice said: "The leader has always had a soft spot for the only daughter of the previous leader...that is a great beauty!"
"..." Wu Gong was dumbfounded.
The only daughter of the former alliance leader...and a great beauty...It seems that she is very suitable.
Although, this is not too far from the expected result, but there is still a stuffy feeling...
What the hell does this happen--
The low martial arts didn't even pay attention to who lost and who won between the two.
When he came back to his senses, the head of Banana Pie had already become a judge.
"Okay." Banana Pie's head said, "Please close your eyes when it gets dark."
Everyone is obedient and obedient.
"The killer is out."
The head of the Banana faction took a closer look, and found that they were all unknown disciples of other factions, and they seemed to have low IQ and martial arts.
But it doesn't matter.
The game is across sects and levels.
"Killer please kill."
The two obviously couldn't make up their minds.
The head of Banana Pie shook his head secretly.
The remaining dozen or so people are all superb in martial arts and extremely intelligent, and they will definitely win this round.
Just as he was thinking about it, the head of the Banana Pie suddenly felt someone covering his mouth and pulling him back forcefully. Then, before he could react, his acupoints were tapped, and he was stumbling around, unable to move or make a sound. .
Looking around, the two disciples who played the killer also suffered the same treatment.
Because the assailant was wearing clothes covered in yellow-green patches, it blended visually with the grass and dirt, and was completely hidden in the background, making it extremely difficult to find. In addition, the three of them were addicted to the game and lacked vigilance. Without noticing, he was easily captured by the opponent.
The head of Banana Pie was dragged out, and two masked men rummaged through him, and finally pulled out Wang Houxiong's secret book, which is the third volume of junior high school, and laughed three times silently, looking very arrogant , Then, with a "swoosh", he ran away.
The head of Banana Pie wants to cry but has no tears.
Then, over there surrounded by a circle of more than a dozen people with world-class martial arts and intelligence, their eyes were still tightly closed: "Why haven't you killed it yet~"
"Yeah, yeah~ so slow~"
"Can you hurry up~?"
"How long will it take~"
"Why is there no response?"
"Yeah, squeak. Like this: squeak! squeak! squeak!"
"You idiot." Someone said, "In that case, wouldn't you know who the killer is?"
"Yes!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hee hee hee!"
The head of Banana Pie yelled in his heart: Idiots, idiots, a bunch of idiots!
After a while, there was still no movement, and someone asked again: "Judge! Can you tell me what happened?"
No response was heard, and the ten people began to discuss: "Why don't we open our eyes and take a look?"
"That's against the rules!" Everyone shook their heads, "Let's wait a little longer and see!"
The head of the Banana Pie was powerless and angry.
In the end, everyone decided to stop the game together.
"One! Two! Three! Go!"
"Master Banana!!!" Someone exclaimed immediately.
"how so!"
"What happened just now?!"
"What the hell happened!"
The head of the Banana School who had unlocked the acupoints touched his empty chest and sobbed, "Secret book... secret book..."
"... Secret recipe?"
"The secret book... was taken away!"
"……scare?!"
"The Demon Cult has come!"
"... Demon Cult? Demon Cult!"
Everyone was stunned.
In just a few days, two copies of the secret book were snatched by the Demon Cult...
"Hurry up... hurry up...!" Gulu, the leader of the Banana Pie, got up from the ground and rushed towards the direction where the group of people were fleeing.
Since the dozen or so people, including those with low martial arts skills, were all masters of lightness kung fu, it didn't take too long. Relying on their own strength, the group managed to catch up with the traitor who stole the secret book.
"Give me back the book~!" the head of Banana Pie shouted.
When the group saw it, they ran even more hastily.
But after all, there is a gap in strength, and the two sides are getting closer and closer.
The leader of the Banana Pie jumped up with a loud "rou", and rushed towards the person who snatched the book.
But that person actually resorted to the sleeve arrow.
"Sleeve arrows, the arrows are short and heavy, shoot out from the sleeves suddenly, and can drive people as far as thirty steps away."
So the leader of Banana Pie fell to the ground with a "pia".
The same is true for the rest of the companions who took the lead in attacking.
Only six sounds of "rou", "rou", "rou", "pia", "pia", and "pia" were heard, and three people were unable to stand up.
"Stop!" The chief disciple of the Scientology School waved his hand to signal everyone to pause.
When the other party saw it, he immediately took the opportunity to hide behind a wall.
This big disciple is the most highly valued by the head of the science school. He is often said to be a military genius, and everyone thinks that he will become the next generation of the head of the science school.
"They should have no hidden arrows! Otherwise, they won't be able to hide!" The big disciple of the science school commanded: "That's it! We will use a collective strategy later!"
"what is it then?"
"We also have some hidden weapons here." The big disciple of the Science School said: "First, we use firepower to suppress!"
"Suppression of firepower?"
"Yes. First, some people kept throwing hidden weapons, so that the other party could not come out. Then, there was a sudden ceasefire, and our vanguard troops rushed up a few steps to find a place to hide. After that, we continued to fire, and then stopped. After a while, the vanguard took a few steps forward and approached the opponent bit by bit! Repeatedly, because the opponent didn't know the time of our pause, they must not dare to poke their heads out and act rashly. This is fire suppression!"
Everyone present was deeply impressed——
"We must snatch back this Wang Houxiong's third-year junior high school secret book." The chief disciple of the Science School said again: "It must never fall into the hands of the Demon Sect again."
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