Chef of Spades

A few days after the Whitebeard Pirates, the Straw Hat Pirates, and the Red Hair Pirates had a carnival, they started their respective journeys again.And Sabo is the same, after saying goodbye to Ace and Luffy, he also rushed back to the island of the Revolutionary Army.Pirates are not afraid of parting, but also enjoy reunion. As long as they are still alive, they will meet at sea one day.They are such a group of optimists, even if they are reluctant, they can take it for granted.

Unknowingly, several years have passed since that big gathering, and that little Douding has grown up a lot.It's just that as the child became more and more mischievous, Ace, who had already decided not to let Xiaoyuan suffer the pain of pregnancy, finally wavered under everyone's persuasion.

Let's give birth to a daughter next time...!Brother Ace is secretly working towards this goal.

"Grandpa! Come out and fight me!!"

Just as little brother Ace was trying to figure out what his daughter would look like, the eldest son's energetic voice came from outside.Pushing open the door, I saw Cheris stepping on the side of the boat with one foot high, holding a knife longer than his body and shouting at White Beard in a childish voice: "I am the strongest to defeat you!" That's right, hahaha!!"

"..." Ace pressed his forehead and turned his head silently. This guy really hasn't been on Fang Jiewa for three days.

White Beard stood in front of his grandson. He had always been extremely conniving towards Cheris, and would laugh at any trouble he caused.Just like being provoked now, he just played around with Douding with a smile on his face.

And Cheris, who was standing on the side of the boat, raised his long knife high and said arrogantly: "Come and fight me...ah!? Huh..." He didn't finish speaking, because the blade was about the same weight as Xiaodouding's body, so After the knife was raised, the top was heavy and the bottom was light, Cheris slipped off the side of the boat and fell straight into the sea.

"Cheris!" Following behind their son, Ace's father and Xiaoyuan's mother, who once again forgot that they were fruit power users, also jumped into the sea.As a result, Beans Cherries was too light to float on the surface of the sea, and Stupid Mom and Dad sank.

Marco above sighed helplessly, and quickly arranged for people to go down to salvage.This malicious and cute family of three...

The days passed day by day, and in the expectation of the whole boat crew for their daughter, Xiaoyuan once again had a baby.The first thing Ace did after hearing the good news was to contact Trafalgar Law, who was in an adventure somewhere, to prepare for the delivery... and finally got rid of the Straw Hats and finally recovered Luo's cold face turned dark, and before he had time to avoid the 10 months with his companions, he was caught by Doma, the knight of the Whitebeard Pirates Alliance, who also received the news.So Luo Jun, who escaped from the clutches of Doubi, ushered in another neurotic obsessive-compulsive disorder...

"Trafalgar, your hat is not straight." Doma took a ruler and measured Luo's hat repeatedly, trying to help him find the center position.

"..." Luo lowered the crossroads on his head, trying to ignore him.

"Trafalgar, when you take a step, you should take your right leg first! When you walked last time, your last step was your left leg. Be symmetrical!"

"..." Luo Jun was so irritable that he seemed to be pulling a knife.

"Trafalgar..."

"That's enough, Master Ranger!" Finally unable to bear the torment of OCD, Luo Jun slammed the door and returned to the submarine, shutting Doma and his nagging out.

Damn... If it wasn't for the Straw Hat's kindness to him, and he didn't want to quarrel with Whitebeard, he would have decapitated that guy long ago!Trazai no longer has any illusions about the so-called Whitebeard Pirates, the so-called sons of the devil, and the so-called monsters... Now that I think of myself as someone who must be afraid of them, I feel like a fool !

On the other side, a group of idiots... no, the crew of the entire Moby Dick are looking forward to the arrival of their daughter.Because they had no experience of Xiaoyuan's pregnancy last time, so a group of nervous people almost held a book of general knowledge about pregnant women. This group of gentlemen seriously lacked common sense in this area, so they were positive and cute.

Ten months passed slowly, and Luo was driven onto the Moby Dick half a month ago.When Xiaoyuan felt the beginning of labor pains, Trazai, who was born once and familiarized twice, quickly used his ability to create a domain.However, as he already has experience, it is a tragedy that he has quit the habit of saying the name of the move while zooming in.

This time the baby was obviously not as troublesome as it was when Cheris was born. Xiao Yuan obediently came out of his mother's body and was born in less than an hour after entering the delivery room.It's just that the sky didn't go as planned. Although everyone was looking forward to a daughter so much, a son was born in the end.Ace was a little disappointed, but seeing the child's face similar to his own, he still raised a silly smile.

"Useless guy!" Scylla said behind Ace with a look of contempt.

"..." Ace turned around, and saw a group of uncles headed by Scylla looking at him with deep disappointment.

"What about the girl who was promised to be like Xiaoyuan..." Xierhe circled and said, "I look forward to the girl so much, and even bought a small skirt..."

"I can't play anymore..." Saqi sighed, and he was stared at by a group of people just after he finished speaking.

Scylla sighed heavily, patted Ace on the shoulder and said: "You say you are neither gentle nor beautiful, you don't know what a man should do, and now this stomach is still so disappointing , can't even have a daughter, so it's no wonder that the mother-in-law's family (Kuang Shi Ji) doesn't want to see you. Xiao Yuan will never be the same, for the sake of her family's incense, let's find a spare tire as soon as possible..."

Ace's face was full of black lines, and then he rolled his eyes, pulled Cheris over and handed it to Scylla, "In that case, please teach this guy what a man is."

"...Ah?" Cheris, who was licking the popsicle, looked up at his father, then winked at Scylla, and said, "Men have to fight, and winning is the king!" After he finished eating the popsicle Throwing the rod, two hands parted the clothes to reveal the fleshy chest.

"Oh!" Scylla covered his face and exclaimed in shock: "What's going on! Little Cheris has unknowingly grown crooked! How can a man be so rude and savage? It's not a man's job to beat and kill. What to do! To be a good man, little Cheris must first learn the three obediences and four virtues..."

"Oh, did the grandfather who is known as the strongest man in the world become the strongest because he learned the three obediences and four virtues?" Little Cheris scratched the back of his head and asked innocently.

"...No, no dad, you don't need to learn..." Scylla felt a chill down his spine.

"Oh, what Aunt Nasku means is that Grandpa is not a good man anymore." Cheris nodded understandingly.

"..."

It turned out to be a natural black! !

Extra Story 13: If you don't fight, you won't succeed

Because of the lessons learned by the elder son Cheris, Ace hoped that the second son could be as gentle and lovely as his mother, so he named him Smile, which means smile.Fortunately, the second son doesn't like to make trouble like his elder brother. He was quiet and well-behaved when he was very young, and no matter who held him in his arms, he would give him a sweet smile.When he was 3 years old, when 6-year-old Cheris was still making trouble, he obediently helped his mother clean up the housework, or sat in the corner with a book and studied.

"Smile! Let's dig out the eggs, I just found the nest of the stone wall eagle!" Cheris patted the table in front of his brother with great interest, and behind him was a group of old boys who were eager to try.The stone wall eagle is a ferocious beast with feathers as hard as iron that is a hundred times larger than ordinary eagles. This kind of animal is very dangerous and often captures humans as food.

"Brother, it's not good to do such a dangerous thing rashly with your current ability and size..." Smile put down the fairy tale book of Little White Rabbit and Big Bad Wolf in his hand, and said worriedly.

"I'm a man!" Cheris waved his hand indifferently and said, "That's right, you are indeed too young, you should wait at home, my brother will bring you bird eggs to eat, but unfortunately they won't hatch when you bring them back... ..." Cheris sighed regretfully.

Smile, who was always smiling like an angel, heard a faint light flash in his eyes, and his gaze quietly swept over Marco who was directing people to clean up.I heard that Uncle Marco hatched Qingqing once, so since my brother likes it, it shouldn’t be a problem to let him hatch again... It’s just that the eldest brother often makes troubles like this, it’s really dangerous, little Smile showed worry on his face again , and said to the old boys who were booing behind his brother—that is, the uncles headed by Harta and others: "Brother, please everyone, please be careful of him." The group of old and disrespectful guys took my brother to do dangerous things again.

"Don't worry, Smile, I must be optimistic about your brother!" Halke's unchanged wife, with a confident smile on her face, patted her chest as a promise.

"Well, trouble uncles." Smile politely nodded with a sweet smile.When you come back, wait to be taught by grandpa and then eat the special chili made by mother, hum.

When Ace appeared from the house, he saw the well-behaved second son saying goodbye to his uncle and brother. He walked over and hugged Cheris, touched the head of this child who had never caused trouble, and said with a smile: " Smile is so good, let's go, Dad will take you to the market to buy food." Unexpectedly, this son looks like him, but his personality is as gentle and quiet as Xiaoyuan.It's just that Xiaoyuan is helping his father make nutrition recipes, so he can't help but go out for a walk...

In fact, only the mother, Smile, who looked like her mother, hugged her father's neck with her two small hands, leaned forward and kissed her face, and said, "Just a book."

"Okay, okay, the snacks are for Dad, hahaha..." Ace put his son on his shoulders, and jumped off the boat with a brisk smile.

The father and son disappeared from the boat together, and the second team, who was on duty to clean up, all pointed their middle fingers at the captain of the lazy boat.And when Cheris came back holding the egg with wounds all over his body, planning to come back to offer a treasure to his younger brother, he found that his father had already taken Smile out.As if cold water had been poured on his head, the eldest son Cheris, who was only 6 years old, ran to find his mother in frustration with Roger's face. Marco and others who knew Roger well saw his expression of inseparable mother Feeling a stomachache, by the way, I admire the old man who can still spoil his face.

"Mom, where are you?" Cheris kicked open the doors one after another, leaving small footprints one after another.Xiao Yuan was not found in the dormitory of the second team, and walked towards the kitchen with the bird's egg in his arms.This time, he finally found his mother.

"Qianqiu?" Xiaoyuan, who is an adult, is still not used to shouting in English, so he naturally gave his son a cute little nickname.

"Don't call me that, when I become the One Piece in the future, wouldn't it be shameful to have such a nickname..." Cheris walked over awkwardly, holding a bird's egg in both hands and showing it to his mother. : "Look, this is the bird's egg of the stone wall eagle, I went to dig it out myself!"

"Is that why you made it like this..." Looking closer, he found that his son's body was covered with dense wounds, as if he had rolled down a cliff.Xiao Yuan frowned distressedly, got up and found some medicine from the cabinet, untied his little clothes, and began to help his son apply the medicine.

"Hahaha, it's just a little injury. Uncle Harta grabbed me and didn't fall off. It's just a little bit of abrasion..." The disinfectant was a little bit painful on the wound, and Cheris gritted his teeth in pain Grinning, but not dodging either.

"That's hurt too, you have to love yourself well." Xiao Yuan's voice was a bit muffled, big and small were the same, he didn't know how to love himself, and he didn't think about other people's feelings.

Cheris seemed to notice that his mother was in a bad mood. He scratched his head and said, "Okay, I will try not to get hurt in the future. I don't want my mother to be unhappy." Try to protect your face as much as possible, and hide when you get hurt. not be seen by mother.

Xiao Yuan stopped applying the medicine to him, hugged his son in his arms, stroked his slightly raised hair and said, "You are so sensible..."

"Well." Cheris scratched his scalp, his little face was a little red, and said, "Mom, doesn't daddy like me?"

At this moment, Ace, who had just brought his second son home, just walked outside the door, and heard Cheris speaking.He stopped and didn't continue to push the door to go in.

"Eh? Why do you say that..." Xiao Yuan put down his son and asked in confusion.

They never take me to play together, and they don't know how to hug me... But it's better not to say these words to my mother. Although he is innocent, he is not a fool.Cheris turned his eyes away, then changed the subject and said, "Dad even forbids me to read Uncle Ain's cartoons, and also asks me to fight with Grandpa!"

Xiao Yuan trembled, gritted his teeth secretly, and said to his son in a harmonious manner: "You are too young, wait until you are 18 and read those cartoons, and then challenge grandpa." Check out weird comics!

And Ace outside is also deeply reflecting on whether he treats the two children too differently, but for this Roger-like face, he really can't do anything to hug and kiss... It's just him Unexpectedly, this kind of differential treatment would hurt Cheris... Brother Ace suddenly felt guilty and decided to treat him better in the future... At this moment, Cheris' voice came from inside again.

"Mom, your breasts are so soft." Cheris lay on Xiao Yuan's arms and rubbed her breasts comfortably.

"You're still acting like a baby at a young age!!" Brother Ace kicked in the door, dragged the eldest son out of Xiaoyuan's arms and threw him outside the door.Boys are really good at nothing! !