Chef of Spades

"Xiaoyuan, are you okay!" Ace let go of his hand and threw Chopper and Luo beside Xiaoyuan, while he squatted in front of him, asking nervously.He looked at her slightly pale face, held her hand nervously with one hand, and covered her forehead with the other, which was a little hotter than usual but not within the normal range of fever.

"I'm fine, Ace, but I suddenly feel a little nauseous, probably because I haven't been on a boat for a long time, so I'm seasick..." Xiao Yuan swallowed his tongue, pretending nothing happened to comfort her.If it's the fishy smell that made her feel uncomfortable, I'm afraid the Ace Classmates will never allow her to cook again.

"How is it possible, there was nothing wrong just now." With her for so long, how could it be possible that Ace didn't know that she had something to hide from him.

Chopper ran over with a small medical kit, and hurriedly said, "Miss Xiaoyuan, stretch out your hand first, let me check it for you!" Another doctor who was randomly thrown on the ground next to him was lying face down. Luo couldn't turn over because of his injury, so he shouted in dissatisfaction: "Get me up quickly!" It's a pity that no one cares about him now.

Qiaoba calmly helped Xiaoyuan check. He first realized something when he felt his pulse, and then his face was full of sweat.After repeated confirmation several times, the sweat on his face became heavier, and the little reindeer clasped his head in his hands and said nervously: "This, this should be it! What should I do! I have never done it...! !"

"What's the matter, is it a disease I haven't seen before!?" Ace said in a hurry, the panic on his face was obvious.

Chopper shook his head, and said, "It's the first time for me too... It was only taught by Doctor Doriel before! She, she, she, she is..." Pointing at Xiao Yuan's face, Chopper shouted with a deep breath : "She should have a baby!!"

Hearing this sentence, the audience was silent for a moment, and then the stunned Ace was surrounded by everyone's congratulations.

Ace accepted the breaking news blankly, and shifted his eyes from Xiaoyuan's blushing face to her stomach.He cautiously stretched out his hand and gestured around her belly, but he dared not touch it for a long time.Seeing this, Xiao Yuan smiled, grabbed his hand and covered her still flat belly, and said, "That's our baby."

"Wait, wait!" Ace withdrew his hand quickly, and said in a panic, "I, I will hurt him, it's better to be careful..."

"It won't be so fragile." Xiao Yuan smiled at his cautious look, the force of the touch was too light, it was almost the weight of a fly climbing up.

Compared to Ace who hesitated and looked like he was in a dream, Lu Fei was much more generous than him. He squatted on the ground majestically, reached out and touched Xiao Yuan's belly, and said, "There needs to be a little boy here." The baby popped out, that's great, am I going to be an uncle!"

"Stop, Luffy! You're too reckless!" Nami hit Luffy on the head with a big chestnut. Seeing his claws move away, the Straw Hats, Ace and Sabo were relieved.None of the people present had any experience of pregnancy, and the tense atmosphere spread throughout the cabin.

To be on the safe side, Chopper helped Luo up, put Xiaoyuan's wrist on his, and said, "I've never treated a pregnant woman before, so I'll leave it to you!"

"Don't say that I seem to be very experienced!" Luo said dissatisfiedly, he is a surgeon, a surgeon!Even though he said so, he still did not refuse the request from the Alliance Pirates, and he didn't want to offend the Whitebeard Pirates, and selling face to them would be of great benefit to tripping Kaido.Trying to recall the medical skills he had learned at the beginning, Luo began to diagnose Xiao Yuan, and after a while he came to the same conclusion: "That's true." Seeing that everyone around him looked at him without saying a word, Luo raised his hand and said: "Do you want me to cut open her belly to show you the baby?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was immediately grabbed on the head by several pairs of iron fists and beat him up severely.But Nami and Robin seem to have thought of something instead, Nami said: "Wait first, let Trazai go first!"

"Hehe... Luo's operation fruit... is really a good ability." Robin put one hand under his lips and smiled gracefully.

"What do you want to do?" Luo had a bad feeling.

"Don't be nervous." Nami squatted in front of Luo, smiling brightly: "The fruit ability of Trazai is called ROOM? Slaughterhouse ability, which can create a dome-like space. Death, no pain, no bloodshed."

"So what." Luo said expressionlessly, feeling even worse in his heart.

Hearing this, Ace's eyes lit up, and he walked over and patted Luo on the shoulder and said, "I will entrust you when the child is born!" Because the mother died after giving birth to herself, so Xiaoyuan can conceive the child, He was happy but also worried.Since Luo's ability can make people live without pain, then you just need to wait for the child to mature (hey) and pick it yourself (hey)... No, just take it out!

As if he just realized something, Luo's face was covered with black lines, and all the muscles in his body stiffened, and he hadn't said anything about his dream.Seeing Luffy, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Although I don't know what's going on, but since Ace said that, please, Trazai! We are allies, we need to help each other." He said with a face There is also an expression on his face that he won't take you to play together if he doesn't help Ace.

"...!!" Luo's face darkened by half, and the entanglement and depression in his heart were self-evident.They are just fighting with you for four emperors, why do you have to help when such things happen in succession!

"But... this is not very good." Usopp interrupted while rubbing his chin.

Luo quickly looked at Usopp, with a flash of expectation in his eyes.

Seeing that Usopp frowned and said seriously: "Luo's nickname is Death Surgeon, death or something...It's really a creepy name." He thought of Luo digging out the pirate's heart and dedicating it to the navy to become a doctor. The matter of Qiwuhai.

Brook also held the black tea and said, "Death! I was so scared that my heart almost stopped beating, even though I am just a handful of bones without a heart."

"Then just change the name temporarily." Robin smiled softly at the side and gave suggestions, giving Luo a knowing blow at the most critical moment.

"Hey! I don't agree, you have to make up your own mind!" Luo frowned and protested, but his own rebuttal was quickly drowned out by the endless discussions of the Straw Hats.

"Then what's the name change? The man who gave birth normally?"

"Midwife? That's a woman, hahaha! A midwife?"

"It doesn't need to change so much...just replace death."

"Hey! Listen to other people! Don't call me messy nicknames!!" Luo was caught in the middle and kept protesting, but no one noticed him.

The Straw Hats, plus Ace and Sabo discussed together for more than half an hour, and then Ace brought his younger brother over with a solemn expression and patted him on the shoulder, saying: "Please take care of everything, the gynecologist who gave birth naturally Doctor Luo Jun!"

Depend on!Who is that! ?

246 episode 6: How to be a good midwife

This kind of thing happened suddenly, and the rest of the itinerary was forced to be disrupted.Although she was not feeling well, Xiao Yuan endured the feeling of retching and cooked a table of dishes for everyone. Ace and the others couldn't resist her, so they had to carefully guard her.

A new life is coming, and the whole Sonny is filled with joy.Of course, one of them squatted on the side with a gloomy face and bowed his head in silence.In front of him were stacks of knowledge about gynecology, while Chopper on the opposite side was writing down the common sense that needs to be used.Just when the color of his face was already dark and black, and his whole body exuded the aura that no one should enter, another stack of books was placed in front of him forcefully, and the small wooden table made a creaking sound when it was pressed. , it seems that it will be scrapped soon.

"Thanks for your hard work Luo Jun, this is just sorted out." Robin smiled inscrutably, moved the stack of books in his hand in front of him, and took out a cover from the top called "How to Do a Good Job" The hardcover book "The Midwife" was placed in front of him, and he said: "Hehehe, I think this is the most suitable for you to read." After speaking, he covered his mouth and walked away with a smile.

hateful!The gynecologist Trazai broke the pen in his hand excitedly.

In the room on the other side, Xiao Yuan was resting on the bed.Ace was studying the water heater beside him, and after boiling the hot water, he poured a cup of Bai Kai on the table and said, "I'll drink it when it's colder, but it's not good if it's too cold. Although it's hot now, I can only endure it." Once you endure it, it’s hard work for you.”

Xiaoyuan smiled and said: "...I had shaved ice with Lu Fei and the others yesterday, Ace is too nervous."

"It's not that I'm nervous, it's that this kind of thing is inherently dangerous. Even though Luo and Chopper are here, I'm still very worried." Ace sat by the bed, grabbed her hand and said, "Xiao Yuan, want to Just say what you want, and I'll help you."

"Hmm..." Xiaoyuan nodded, and covered her eyes with drooping eyelashes. Just when Ace thought she was asleep, she heard her whisper: "I want to go back to the Moby Dick... I miss the old man very much." Dad... misses everyone..." But making such a request, isn't it very willful, knowing that my body is not suitable for traveling, and my father or everyone's life cards are not around, so it is difficult to find their positions.

Clearly understanding this point, Xiaoyuan immediately regretted it after saying it, she quickly raised her head and pretended nothing happened to Ace and said, "It's nothing, classmate Ace, I'm just worried that Dad will hear the news about Shaoshaoguo You might think that something happened to us, it’s not really like going back..."

Her voice stopped abruptly, Ace pressed his palm on her head and rubbed it, and said with a smile: "You don't need to hide your true thoughts like this, we are husband and wife now. Besides, I miss you so much after being out for so long." Everyone... when you are vulnerable, you will have to rely on your family, and you will want to go back to the place where you feel most at ease, this is the same no matter who you are." He slipped his hand on her shoulder, hugged her and sighed: "Me too I can't wait to go back, God knows how troubled I am now, if Dad and the others were here, I wouldn't be so overwhelmed..."

"It's true, the elders will be more clear about the child's affairs." Xiao Yuan nodded, then paused, and said: "But Dad is getting old, so don't let him bother so much, or find my mother... "

"No!!" Xiao Yuan didn't say the whole thing, and Ace quickly stopped him loudly. With a tangled face on his face, he scratched his hair and said, "If it's that personality, I will have a headache." If This child is a daughter, he doesn't want to be called father-in-law wherever he goes in the future!And the sons-in-law are all big men with strange looks!

What's wrong with my personality... Although my mother is a bit fickle, she actually has a good vision, otherwise she wouldn't like Dad... Ruanmei... Ruanqian mother automatically ignored Huang Yuan Zhan Guo and others, and concluded: "If you don't want mother , In the final analysis, I still have to trouble Brother Marco..." Although it is not obvious, he is actually the person with the highest qualifications in the whole boat except for the old man.

"Well... Marco's words should be fine, maybe he will be more experienced (hey! He is single and has no children.)" Ace stroked his chin and said, he lowered his head and looked at Xiao Yuan, and raised his hand to touch her after a while Cheeky and said: "I hope the baby can be like you in character, so there won't be so many problems."

"Hey! Why is this happening? Isn't little brother Ace's character super cute!?" Xiao Yuan retorted.

"...Only you think I'm cute." Thinking of his gloomy and irritable personality when he was a child, Ace panicked with deep embarrassment.As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a slight sound from outside the door, as if someone said in agreement: That is, Ace hit people at every turn when he was a child, and it hurts so much, it's not cute at all...

"Father also misses Ace when he was a child..."

"If it's a lively and mischievous kid, Dad likes it very much." Ace prayed silently in his heart again, that the future children will never have a personality like me.While talking, in Xiaoyuan's surprise, Ace stood up suddenly, he made a gesture of shush to Xiaoyuan, and walked lightly to the bedroom door to leave, only to hear a few loud bangs, The Straw Hats are all lying on the ground...

"Is there something wrong so late?" Ace smiled, and glanced at the two younger brothers standing at the front.

"...Yes, I'm sorry Ace, I just want to pull Luffy back!" Sabo explained.

"I, I, I, I was passing by!" Luffy stammered, his eyes fluttered, as if he was lying.

"Hehehe, the moonlight is great, come out for a walk." Robin smiled all over his face, showing no sign of guilt.

"I, I didn't peek in the crack of the door!" Chopper's hair was all bruised, and there was almost no silver 300 taels here.

"A man is so brave!!" Frankie patted the iron and steel frame on his chest, and then made a shameful gesture, "I'm a pervert!"

"..." Usopp covered his face with his hands, and you have finished all his lines, what should I do.

"ZZZ..." Sauron, who was dragged here, was sound asleep.

"Yo ho ho ho ho... want to listen to music?"

Only the blond chef at the end didn't have any guilt on his face. He kicked away the people blocking the way and entered the house majesticly, and said loudly: "Miss Xiaoyuan, I made you a soup that can nourish your body!"

"Thank you for your kindness." Ace snatched the plate from Sanji's hand with one hand, and then lifted the group of fellows out one by one and closed the door fiercely!Sure enough, I must find my father as soon as possible, there are too many unstable guys here!

******

A few days later, the Whitebeard Pirates——

"I heard that Ace is back! He's looking for us!"

"Then let's hide it quickly, don't let him find it!"

"Why, Ein!?"

"The irresponsible guy who disappeared for two years without any reason, should let him feel worried!"

"right--!!"

It's just that this group of guys will soon regret their decision now...

247 episode 7: Self-cultivation of gynecologists

Because of the coaxing by Einstein and others, the whereabouts of the Whitebeard Pirates became more mysterious, and most of the routes they chose were remote places where even newspapers could not be delivered.Not only was Ace and the others unable to find their traces, but even the phone bug signal of the Whitebeard Pirates Alliance Pirates was cut off, and the people in their boat seemed to have evaporated from the world.Therefore, Ace and Xiaoyuan, who can only temporarily live on the Sonny, live a lively life that makes people laugh and cry every day.

As time went by, no one knew about the whereabouts of the Whitebeard Pirates, and Xiao Yuan's belly gradually grew bigger like a balloon. The doctors are inexperienced in this field, so the so-called expected date of delivery is just a number of days calculated with fingers, so as long as Xiaoyuan feels a little uncomfortable, the whole boat will become tense, and a lot of jokes are made because of this.

For example, when they were adventuring on a certain island, they met the cadres of the Four Emperor Kaido Pirates.Luffy and the cadres fought fiercely, and the two sides fought fiercely. The Straw Hats stood by and watched the captain's fighting spirit, cheering on the periphery one after another, with unshakable trust in him on their faces.

"Luffy! Hold on!"

"Kill it, Luffy!"

"Luffy come on!"

At this moment, the sound of a phone bug rang, and Nami turned on the tiny version of the phone bug and stuck it to her ear, and then she paled and said in shock: "Xiao Yuan has a stomachache! Ace and Sabo don't know What should we do!! Let's go back quickly!" The straw hat gang around him became nervous, so a group of people began to urge Luffy impatiently.

"Luffy, hurry up! Time is running out!"

"Time waits for no one, Luffy! Otherwise, we'll leave first!!"

"Then why don't you fall down! Come down quickly, you can't beat Luffy anyway!"

Accompanied by the sound of cheering and cheering with different tunes, Kaido's cadres seemed to be dancing tango with blue veins on their heads. They swung their swords and roared: "Why is there such a rush! You guys who have been fighting for three days and three nights between masters don't understand Is it?!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was punched out by Luffy.

The Straw Hats next to him were full of righteous indignation: "Shut up, this is a matter of life and death!!"

"That's right! Could it be that your wife never gave birth to a child!?"

"I haven't found a partner yet! Give birth to your uncle's child!!" The tone of these guys seems to have never experienced that it is a shameful thing for a woman to have a child. Kaido's cadres did not mention it in one breath He passed out with a lively rage.And the Straw Hats finally got their wish, and left in a hurry.

Of course, after I went back, I found out that it was just a backache from a big belly, and the father-to-be and uncle-to-be were too nervous...

However, it is impossible for Xiaoyuan to stay on the Sonny and not go out at all, so even if everyone is careful, the news of Xiaoyuan's pregnancy and Fire Fist Ace, the son of One Piece, is still accidentally passed on, and all The world is buzzing again.And the Whitebeard Pirates, who had finally calmed down and ventured out from the remote island, just found out about this hour, and the group of people were immediately dumbfounded.

"Ai Yin! It's all your fault, I can't catch up with Xiaoyuan's sister to have a baby now!!"

"Let's go quickly, the baby hasn't been born yet, who knows if we can catch up!!"

"All, set off at the fastest speed!"

"Got it, Dad!!"

So a group of teasers zoomed in on the back of the boat and used their sword energy, knife energy, and fruit abilities to push the boat to speed up. The invincible posture of seeing the boat crushing the boat and seeing the mountains and mountains made all the pirates they saw along the way Tongtong shouted domineering compared to the middle finger!

In a blink of an eye, amidst everyone's nervous waiting, Xiaoyuan finally arrived at the time of delivery. When she felt the pain, the amniotic fluid had already broken. The girl who originally planned to bear it and let it go realized the seriousness of the matter. He was quickly sent to Chopper's consultation room, which is also a temporary delivery room.Since it is said that children born naturally after being squeezed will be healthier and smarter, so Xiaoyuan insisted on giving birth naturally, so Trafalgar Luo Jun, who didn't want to be a midwife at all, nodded in satisfaction and stretched out. Use the fruit to set up the space, habitually call out the name of the move, and say: "ROOM? Slaughter..." field.

"No!!" A group of people rushed forward and pressed Luo to the ground.

"Get off me!!" Luo roared, who was already in a bad mood.

"Change the name of your move, the slaughterhouse is too..." It's rare for Sabo to boo with the Straw Hats, but giving birth to a child should not be neglected, and human psychology is also very important and needs to be taken care of.Now pregnant women are very nervous. Hearing such a bloody name will cause a certain degree of panic.The quasi-stupid uncle was a psychoanalyst from a scientific point of view, while the other stupid uncle didn't think too much about it. He said, "The slaughterhouse doesn't sound good, let's call it a meat farm from now on."

"What does it have to do with meat, it should be called an incubator!" Usopp suggested.

"Hehehe... If you want to take care of the baby, the nursery is more suitable." Robin gave suggestions with a smile, and every time she opened her mouth, she could give Luo Jun a blow to Luo Jun, who was already dying.

So the former king Xia Qiwuhai, the famous death surgeon, and now Luo Junyu, a fetal-preserving gynecologist, died.He simply didn't even read the names of the moves, and walked into the delivery room with Chopper holding a few books of the 100 moves of the super midwife that he had summarized in the past few months.And Nami, who was accompanying Xiaoyuan in the room, was chatting with the mother-to-be. Because giving birth does not hurt, the parties involved are not nervous at all...

But the mother-to-be is not nervous, but the father-to-be is very nervous!Because Ace's current state is too strange, and from time to time, his ability to go berserk and spontaneously ignite inexplicably, so he was turned away from the delivery room.Hearing that there was no Tokyo inside, the father-to-be was sweating all over his face, and said nervously: "What, what should I do!"

"I don't know!" Uncle Zhun, who was also very nervous, trembled and almost bit his tongue.

"First, first of all...worship a Buddha first and pray? When we were back in our hometown, all the old women would go to the temple when their wives gave birth..." Usopp gave a solid suggestion. As soon as he finished speaking, the three brothers thumped. Kneel on the ground and say to the sun: "Namo Amitabha..."

"Your reaction is too much!!" The green-haired swordsman couldn't bear it anymore and beat each of them up one by one.

"Anyway, everyone, calm down..." the father-to-be, Ace, patted his younger brother on the shoulder and said.

"It's so hot! You are the one who should calm down the most!!" Sabo patted the burning fire on his shoulder and jumped.

"I hope the character of the child will never be like me..." The father-to-be is still persistent in this aspect, so persistent that he has not even named the child.

.........

But perhaps fortunately, the God of Heaven seems to have really heard Ace's prayer and granted his tiny wish.Therefore, the first child born is indeed not like Ace, but also not like Xiaoyuan, his character...

like Roger.